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(Some egregious cockup)   Not news: Middle-Eastern countries disagree on something, News: Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain refuse to accept a new Pakistani Diplomat. Fark: Because his name translates as "Biggest Cock" in Arabic   (blog.foreignpolicy.com) divider line 148
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2010-02-05 08:21:12 AM  
This is kind of a dick move. These people should sit down and eat some bratwurst and beer. I am sure a mouthful of wiener would calm them down.

I mean, being an ambassador is mostly a private part anyway. No need to feel like their manhood is being attacked.

The previous UK ambassador John G. Thomas would have called them knobheads, rightly so.
 
2010-02-05 08:24:25 AM  
Biggus Dickus will have a problem with this.
 
2010-02-05 08:29:31 AM  
Marcus Aurelius: Biggus Dickus will have a problem with this.

That is just a load of junk. Willy he really care about that? It's not like he's getting the shaft.
 
2010-02-05 08:31:29 AM  
Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia.


Sounds like a trap to me.
 
2010-02-05 08:51:37 AM  
Life imitates Monty Python?

www.hs-augsburg.de
 
2010-02-05 08:52:03 AM  
He should retort-

"They were right to send me, you guys are giant pussys"
 
2010-02-05 08:52:28 AM  
We let George Bush be president and his name also translates to "Biggest Dick."
 
2010-02-05 08:53:21 AM  
img38.imageshack.us
 
2010-02-05 08:54:50 AM  
Wow and I thought americans were "hung" up about sex. Apparently the saudi's are suffering from "tiny weenie" syndrome.
 
2010-02-05 08:55:29 AM  
genitalia bonanza trifecta in play
 
2010-02-05 08:56:11 AM  
orangecow.org
 
2010-02-05 08:56:26 AM  
The truth hurts.
 
2010-02-05 08:56:37 AM  
Romero reports that those with the smallest wangs tends to be the most over-aggressive men.
 
2010-02-05 08:57:28 AM  
Naughtious Maximus was his name.

/promised me the known world he did
 
2010-02-05 08:57:29 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

/understands
 
2010-02-05 08:57:39 AM  
Well I guess I'm off the list.
 
2010-02-05 08:57:42 AM  
They're just envious.
 
2010-02-05 08:57:54 AM  
Um, it sounds like the Middle Eastern countries are actually agreeing on this.
 
2010-02-05 08:58:07 AM  
Poppa Boner: Well I guess I'm off the list.

Bet you have been sitting on this one for a while
 
2010-02-05 08:58:55 AM  
I bet Dick Butkis can't travel in the middle east..
 
2010-02-05 08:59:37 AM  
Came here for Biggus Dickus, leaves satisfied

/but not satisfied THAT way
//no, really
///OK, a bit
 
2010-02-05 09:00:21 AM  
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks.
 
2010-02-05 09:02:27 AM  
"The kibosh"? Really? The Saudi's gave the idea, "the kibosh"?
 
2010-02-05 09:02:53 AM  
Akbar Zeb...I think I just found my new Fark Handle.
 
2010-02-05 09:03:37 AM  
static.open.salon.com

/withdraws application
 
2010-02-05 09:04:46 AM  
Tatsuma: Bet you have been sitting on this one for a while

Nah. I'm just an opportunist.

p3n1s
 
2010-02-05 09:05:22 AM  
If he ever travels to the middle-east, he will be put to death

ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-05 09:06:55 AM  
He could always change his name to something like Max Power
 
2010-02-05 09:07:04 AM  
Poppa Boner: Nah. I'm just an opportunist.

I was making a gay joke about you sitting on, well, your screenname.

Twice this week I've had to explain a pun about genitalia. On Fark, of all places.
 
2010-02-05 09:08:41 AM  
Those boys sure are touchy about the genitals.
 
2010-02-05 09:09:07 AM  
Tatsuma: genitalia bonanza trifecta in play

1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
 
2010-02-05 09:09:20 AM  
i61.photobucket.com

Proud.
 
2010-02-05 09:09:38 AM  
Tatsuma: This is kind of a dick move. These people should sit down and eat some bratwurst and beer. I am sure a mouthful of wiener would calm them down.

I mean, being an ambassador is mostly a private part anyway. No need to feel like their manhood is being attacked.

The previous UK ambassador John G. Thomas would have called them knobheads, rightly so.


Perhaps they should just walk it out.
 
2010-02-05 09:09:49 AM  
rattchett: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?

content7.flixster.com

/hawt
 
2010-02-05 09:09:51 AM  
Torrentius: .

It really rubbed them the wrong way
 
2010-02-05 09:10:18 AM  
img.moronail.net
 
2010-02-05 09:11:31 AM  
They seem awfully uptight for guys who wear bathrobes all day. I don't think they know how to take it easy, man.
 
2010-02-05 09:11:44 AM  
Tatsuma: I was making a gay joke about you sitting on, well, your screenname.

Twice this week I've had to explain a pun about genitalia. On Fark, of all places.


I don't care for puns. :|
 
2010-02-05 09:15:01 AM  
Poppa Boner: I don't care for puns. :|

A pun is fun to play with.
 
2010-02-05 09:15:10 AM  
Does he have anything to do with Operation Grand Slam?

images.ctv.ca
 
2010-02-05 09:15:13 AM  
Unfortunately his parents had already named him before they found out it was the umbilical cord.
 
2010-02-05 09:17:20 AM  
These countries, of course, have no problem with the Japanese ambassador.

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2010-02-05 09:17:42 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/They wouldn't want us to invade with...
 
2010-02-05 09:19:11 AM  
Came for the "Life of Brian" reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-02-05 09:20:47 AM  
biggest cawk in Saudi???

thepatriotaxe.com
 
2010-02-05 09:21:09 AM  
omglists.blogfaction.com
Thumbs up!
 
2010-02-05 09:23:15 AM  
Tatsuma: Marcus Aurelius: Biggus Dickus will have a problem with this.

That is just a load of junk. Willy he really care about that? It's not like he's getting the shaft.


you seem to be getting rather giddy, almost gay over this

chill out and smoke a fag, until you're not feeling so queer
 
2010-02-05 09:29:55 AM  
i695.photobucket.com


/Won't be sending guards
 
2010-02-05 09:30:57 AM  
FunkOut: They seem awfully uptight for guys who wear bathrobes all day. I don't think they know how to take it easy, man.

Well that's just like your opinion, man.
 
2010-02-05 09:35:23 AM  
PENIS
 
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