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(Toronto Star)   In an attempt to increase Valentine's day business, a Candian restaurant is encouraging sex in the bathroom. Because nothing says "I love you" like sex in a bathroom stall. Romantic music provided by the guy two stalls over   (thestar.com) divider line 107
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2010-02-05 08:40:54 AM
The stupidity of this has nothing to do bodily fluids or cleaning up or health risks or anything else. The stupidity of this has to do with it being allowed. The whole freakin' point to fast sex in public places is that it's not allowed. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN. I mean, if you're a little kid, and you're trying to steal one of those fresh cookies off the cookie sheet, and you're inching up on it while your mom is in the other room and your heart is pounding and your mouth is watering and you're reaching for it and then, suddenly, your mom's harsh voice calls from the door: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! That's all part of what makes it thrilling. And, yeah, when she just shrugs and tells you to take it anyway, just don't spoil your appetite for dinner, you'll still take it. You'll still eat it. But it's lost some of its magic. It just doesn't taste the same. Allowed cookie just never tastes as good as stolen cookie, and that's the way of life.
 
2010-02-05 08:43:52 AM
Pocket Ninja: The stupidity of this has nothing to do bodily fluids or cleaning up or health risks or anything else. The stupidity of this has to do with it being allowed. The whole freakin' point to fast sex in public places is that it's not allowed. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN. I mean, if you're a little kid, and you're trying to steal one of those fresh cookies off the cookie sheet, and you're inching up on it while your mom is in the other room and your heart is pounding and your mouth is watering and you're reaching for it and then, suddenly, your mom's harsh voice calls from the door: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! That's all part of what makes it thrilling. And, yeah, when she just shrugs and tells you to take it anyway, just don't spoil your appetite for dinner, you'll still take it. You'll still eat it. But it's lost some of its magic. It just doesn't taste the same. Allowed cookie just never tastes as good as stolen cookie, and that's the way of life.

Can me and my girlfriend have your address please?

/picks up burglar tools
 
2010-02-05 08:46:29 AM
I'd like to visit, but my GPS can't locate Canda...
 
2010-02-05 08:50:07 AM
blogs.sfweekly.com

Approves
 
2010-02-05 09:18:22 AM
That headline be havin' issues.
 
2010-02-05 10:31:27 AM
Strangers and Candi never turn out well.
 
2010-02-05 10:33:15 AM
nbcsportsmedia4.msnbc.com
 
2010-02-05 10:33:23 AM
Just as long as the music is piped in by the crudely-covered gloryhole.
 
2010-02-05 10:33:55 AM
I thought the music was 3 Doors Down.
 
2010-02-05 10:34:10 AM
Great -- not only do a majority of people not wash their hands after they go, now I have to deal with spooge all over the place.

/clean freak is freaking out
 
2010-02-05 10:35:45 AM
Fark Irony Police:

Oh god I had forgotten about that. Time to fap.
 
2010-02-05 10:36:09 AM
I would hang out in that restaurant holding it until I saw a frisky couple go in the bathroom.

Then I'd saddle up to the stall next to them and contribute to the ambiance.
 
2010-02-05 10:36:22 AM
What about the lardass taking a dump in the next stall over? Fragrant!
 
2010-02-05 10:37:00 AM
That floor doesn't look good for sex, in fact would feel bad when moving around. Grinding your back bones into dust or sliding the head against the stone wall with every movement. There is nothing good that could come of it. It would seem that someone is getting a concussion from there, from the sex or the wife saying how stupid it would be to even try.
 
2010-02-05 10:37:38 AM
5$ says there is a camerea in the stall, and we can watch all the fun Feb 15 online.
 
2010-02-05 10:38:28 AM
Thisbymaster: That floor doesn't look good for sex, in fact would feel bad when moving around. Grinding your back bones into dust or sliding the head against the stone wall with every movement. There is nothing good that could come of it. It would seem that someone is getting a concussion from there, from the sex or the wife saying how stupid it would be to even try.

Are you saying that you are not supposed to give concussions during sex??

Oopsie?
 
2010-02-05 10:39:01 AM
Blumpkin?
 
2010-02-05 10:39:02 AM
Keeping the beat in the next stall:

www.polichicksonline.com
 
2010-02-05 10:39:11 AM
Of course, Valentine's Day is too damn cold in a good part of this country (and most of Canada) to do anything outdoors.

Damn greeting card industry.

... what?
 
2010-02-05 10:39:30 AM
Call me crazy, the whole thing about bathroom sex is spontaneity. I wouldn't plan sex in a public bathroom.
 
2010-02-05 10:39:41 AM
thumbnails.hulu.com

/oblig
 
2010-02-05 10:40:27 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: Approves

Came for this.

/the say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
 
2010-02-05 10:40:49 AM
Babwa Wara
I'd like to visit, but my GPS can't locate Canda...

Try looking for Candia.
 
2010-02-05 10:41:02 AM
Romantic music provided by the guy two stalls ove

Honey, I think I hear a trombone.
 
2010-02-05 10:41:48 AM
Glory holes well they'll pass you by
Glory holes in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory holes, glory holes
 
2010-02-05 10:42:38 AM
tedbundee: Call me crazy, the whole thing about bathroom sex is spontaneity. I wouldn't plan sex in a public bathroom.

Exactly...my first experience was in the womens dressing room at a Bloomingdales. My then g/f was trying on prom dresses and I got a little lovin. As I was close, an attendant came back and said "men are not allowed back here". Still finished though, and also left a "stain" on one of the dresses and she just put it back on the rack.

/cool bj story bro
 
2010-02-05 10:42:44 AM
Candian, eh?

i244.photobucket.com

Anybody want an orange whip?
 
2010-02-05 10:43:32 AM
I CAN'T FIND CANDA ... HELP ME I HAVE THE URGE TO DO IT IN A BATHROOM STALL.......
 
2010-02-05 10:43:58 AM
Ashtrey: Romantic music provided by the guy two stalls ove

Honey, I think I hear a tromboner.


Fixed that for you.

/ftfu
/zomg!
 
2010-02-05 10:44:19 AM
Dooher says customers must bring their own condoms but she's hiring a maid to tidy the washrooms that weekend. "She'll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies."

Giggity giggity.
 
2010-02-05 10:44:51 AM
I sure they will give more business if they provide the woman in the bathroom.
 
2010-02-05 10:45:44 AM
tezdoll: Ashtrey: Romantic music provided by the guy two stalls ove

Honey, I think I hear a rusty tromboner.

Fixed that for you.

/ftfu
/zomg!
 
2010-02-05 10:45:48 AM
Tempted: I thought the music was 3 Doors Down.

I LOL'd!
 
2010-02-05 10:46:40 AM
why does every article from this "news" source cause an abort on my explorer? F**k! Canada!
 
2010-02-05 10:46:50 AM
chi_tino: Great -- not only do a majority of people not wash their hands after they go, now I have to deal with spooge all over the place.

/clean freak is freaking out


I seem to remember Burroughs writing an article about this strange portion of the population that tends to masturbate wherever they go. Does anyone remember this?
 
2010-02-05 10:47:35 AM
Does this mean I should order the poo-poo platter?
 
2010-02-05 10:47:42 AM
Link (new window)
 
2010-02-05 10:48:41 AM
Sex in the bathroom ...... hmmmmm, I guess they could advertise a special on Cleveland steamers.


Watch out for the glory holes.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2010-02-05 10:50:04 AM
Bondith: She'll be there with her feather duster and cleaning supplies."

"Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Mr. Blake?"

"You can call me Preston."

"Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree, Preston?"

"Yes."

/not obscure
 
2010-02-05 10:50:44 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: Approves

Don't be coy, you know you approve, too.

sboyle1020: /oblig

What's that from?
 
2010-02-05 10:50:58 AM
I plan on making reservations, eating a big bowl of black bean chili topped with exlax, showing up and ruining all four washrooms for any sort of romance.
 
2010-02-05 10:52:07 AM
Can I get this for a confessional at a Catholic church? It's on my bucket list.
 
2010-02-05 10:52:10 AM
dj_spanmaster: What's that from?

Get out.


/it's always sunny in Philadelphia
 
2010-02-05 10:52:45 AM
FTA: chef/co-owner Donna Dooher

I'd doo her...

\What am I, twelve years old?
 
2010-02-05 10:53:44 AM
That sounds like a scatastic idea.
 
2010-02-05 10:56:18 AM
Thisbymaster: That floor doesn't look good for sex, in fact would feel bad when moving around. Grinding your back bones into dust or sliding the head against the stone wall with every movement. There is nothing good that could come of it. It would seem that someone is getting a concussion from there, from the sex or the wife saying how stupid it would be to even try.

I think the lights on the outside that basically make sure the staff KNOWS are the real downturn - and that this is not the sort of thing an invite from the location seems to be either needed or wanted for. Get a woman with one of those huge purses and you could easily have a towel, tiny inflatable pillow, etc...
 
2010-02-05 10:58:49 AM
Braindeath: Can I get this for a confessional at a Catholic church? It's on my bucket list.

Amem!
 
2010-02-05 10:59:49 AM
Wow. Amen. Derp.
 
2010-02-05 11:00:53 AM
Mr-Wunderful: Blumpkin?

It's much less appealing than it actually sounds.
 
2010-02-05 11:01:12 AM
I wonder if the line forms to the rear....
 
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