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2010-02-05 05:33:08 AM
lol
 
2010-02-05 05:38:36 AM
Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, YOU!

Rawr.
 
2010-02-05 05:44:55 AM
I live in the Northern suburbs of Darwin and I want to know,

where's my waterbuffalo monkey, why don't I get a waterbuffalo monkey?
 
2010-02-05 05:47:30 AM
Is it an evil monkey?

www.mediabistro.com
 
2010-02-05 05:49:45 AM
www.windchimewalker.net
Yeah....I went there.
 
2010-02-05 05:52:16 AM
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WE AIN'T SEEN SHIAT!!!!
 
2010-02-05 05:53:35 AM
Was it a three headed monkey?

/You fight like a cow.
 
2010-02-05 06:14:48 AM
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2010-02-05 06:27:19 AM
Everybody's got something to hide, except me and my monkey!!!
 
2010-02-05 06:27:34 AM
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2010-02-05 07:17:06 AM
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Just took a wrong turn on the way to India
 
2010-02-05 07:18:33 AM
By Jano Gibson Gibbon

FTFM
 
2010-02-05 07:35:54 AM
Here we come, walkin' down the street..
 
2010-02-05 07:49:49 AM
Monkeys can be aggressive and bite.

Given enough monkeys and typewriters they will either produce an adaptation on Hamlet or, given enough time, will evolve and create carbon footprints and kill all the polar bears.
 
2010-02-05 08:09:06 AM
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
 
2010-02-05 08:11:27 AM
And now the monkeys gotta have "papers"?

More Socialist control of AMERICA!!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!

//derp
//Northern Territory is ummmm.....Minnesota, amirite?
 
2010-02-05 08:14:32 AM
Monkeys are the tin-foil hats that keep God out of......

/SUMMON BEVETS!!!
 
2010-02-05 08:17:49 AM
Maybe they should Scopes out the neighborhood. Just as a trial.
 
2010-02-05 08:20:33 AM
"The only institution in the Territory that's got a permit to hold monkeys is Crocodylus Park and they've assured us that they've got all their monkeys at the moment so no, we don't know where this one's come from."

But the biggest kick I ever got
was when we'd all go to Crocodylus Park
 
2010-02-05 08:58:17 AM
Probably trying to get out of Darwin. The climate sucks.
 
2010-02-05 09:11:17 AM
Monkeys are fine in the wilderness. They don't belong close to man. You wouldn't want a pack of wild primates running around your neighborhood, would you? That's essentially what this is.

I currently have a monkey problem where I live. I've got a 6 year old son that I'd like to let play in our back yard.

I went back in the 'wetlands' behind the house, and called one in and took a shot at it with the bow, but the arrow got deflected by a branch and ended up stuck 6 foot high in a tree. Local animal control has given me the greenlight to do it even after the season ends, and to use traps if necessary, but they want me to try discouraging them from coming around by shooting them with a pellet gun first.

/Dusting off those #2 legholds from when I trapped as a teen.
//Don't have an appropriate sized Conibear.
 
2010-02-05 10:55:00 AM
dittybopper: I went back in the 'wetlands' behind the house, and called one in and took a shot at it with the bow, but the arrow got deflected by a branch and ended up stuck 6 foot high in a tree. Local animal control has given me the greenlight to do it even after the season ends, and to use traps if necessary, but they want me to try discouraging them from coming around by shooting them with a pellet gun first.

/Dusting off those #2 legholds from when I trapped as a teen.
//Don't have an appropriate sized Conibear.


So you're from Detroit?
 
2010-02-05 11:01:39 AM
Situation developing..
 
2010-02-05 11:07:39 AM
'and they've assured us that they've got all their monkeys at the moment' at the moment, lol......I'd double check that fact.....sounds like they have a loose monkey problem....
 
2010-02-05 12:44:41 PM
Yes, but is anyone having buttsex with a fish-squirrel?
 
2010-02-05 01:50:24 PM
cwheelie: So you're from Detroit?

Atlanta? I'm cornfused as well...
 
2010-02-05 03:14:35 PM
cwheelie: dittybopper: I went back in the 'wetlands' behind the house, and called one in and took a shot at it with the bow, but the arrow got deflected by a branch and ended up stuck 6 foot high in a tree. Local animal control has given me the greenlight to do it even after the season ends, and to use traps if necessary, but they want me to try discouraging them from coming around by shooting them with a pellet gun first.

/Dusting off those #2 legholds from when I trapped as a teen.
//Don't have an appropriate sized Conibear.

So you're from Detroit?


Ohhhhh! You're terrible, Muriel!
 
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