"Clipped to the letter was a Polaroid photo of Joe in his bikini underwear," Higgins said. "One of the mailroom guys found it and passed it around the office."

That is a riot. Our boy was wise to quit.

GIS for Kinkos:

I hope every person who has ever worked the graveyard shift at Kinko's posts to this. I've heard some farkin incredible stories from the ones that I know who have worked there.

"I thought, 'Omigosh,' and rubbed one out," Kelly said.

That's why I own a scanner and nice printer, so I can caopy my bikini pics in the privacy of my own home!

caopy = copy

darn 5-Dollar Wal-Mart keyboard...

Thinking of Darkhorse23's comment, In the mid 90s I use to hang out at a Kinko's overnight with a friend that worked there. Imagine a 'Clerks' night-style. THe strangest people came in, lots of people 'renting' computers to play online games. I made a posterboard size colored copy of my driver license. We'd find lots of religious pamplets in the copy machines.

As if any more proof were needed that people can be dumb sometimes.

It's not a copy machine, it's a quality reducing machine.

I remember one time I was photocopying my ass on one of them machines, and I forgot to take the original out!

I accidently forgot I had left my butt in the office copier one day. Imagine my embarassment....

When I was in high school a friend worked graveyard at the Kinko's by CSUN. He found EVERYTHING....all the boring stuff like school papers, drivers licenses, etc., but the best things were the naked pix of coeds, erotic stories and once a bunch of reciepts for sex toys. I wonder if the sex toy person was looking to write them off somehow... The only people to come back for the originals were the drivers license/passport people. Everyone else left them at the store...

One morning after opening, he found a risqu photograph of a couple -- not one for his archive.

"I thought, 'Omigosh,' and shredded it," Kelly said.


Definetely NOT a Farker.

I left my life in a photocopier

you mean you can use those machines for other things besides making money?

04-15-03 10:55:36 AM Darkhorse23
I hope every person who has ever worked the graveyard shift at Kinko's posts to this. I've heard some farkin incredible stories from the ones that I know who have worked there


I did, for a few months. Mostly 4 hour long bore-fests. Read a lot. Would normally get people being sneaky with their copy requests. Altering college transcripts and redoing it with the red stamp looking thing in the corner, etc. No incredible stories here. Best customer was a hottie with a loose tank top and no bra that bent over a lot. Can't say it was a marathon exite-fest.

YIS for Kinkos.

Who'se the slacker?!

"It all seems to be the normal things that people copy," said Gail Rogers, Cobb County library director.

Hmm... nobody leaves their ass behind when making copies of that? What would this guys classification of an abnormal thing left behind?

"Tell them it's from the little twat down the hall..."

yes, it's relevant to copiers....

cookie for the reference

Ahh.. kept reading. I sit corrected. I can't believe somebody was that careless with a naked picture.

i used to see a lot of this when i did office work. the worst is copying sensitive material and getting an unreachable paperjam of a partial copy. then you have to wait for the copier repairman, and then snatch the piece of paper out of the machine once it's broken down, and destroy the evidence before he reads it or leaves it in the watebasket face up for everyone to see.

I once made my weener look really long by sliding it on the copier. When the light gets to about mid shaft, slide your weener in the same direction the light is moving...

I read that someone copied a $2,000,000 winning lottery ticket and left the original behind. It was found by another customer who claimed it. Huge legal battle ensued... I'm not sure who won.

"I'd Shred it!"

I see a bunch of things like this at my college's computer center. People print out e-mails with their SSNs, their financial aid forms, and their tax forms and the occasional racy e-mail, and best of all, the grad student who prints out porn. And they send them out to the printers and *leave them there*.

Damn, it's been tempting.

Lucky I have my own copier now. I can xerograph my body parts in peace. Uh, never mind....

Yummy:

You'd be amazed what people try to write off. My boss was telling me last week about the first return he did. The client had sent a bunch of reciepts and among the ones for "business expenses" them were reciepts for sex toys. We did not give him that deduction, but points to him for being ballsy enough to try.

Happy April 15th everyone! (guess who's getting drunk tonight?!?!)

I always like it when I walk up to an ATM after someone in a hurry has just taken off. And on the screen it says "Would you like another transaction"? So tempting.

I used to take disks from the Kinkos lost and found. I would claim to have misplaced a disk, then go through the box until i see one labelled "Jennifer JPEGs". Usually Resumes and boring stuff.

When I picked up my wedding programs from Kinko's, there was some pr0n in the envelope with them.

InternetSecurityGuard: My wife's card just got $100 taken off it just like that.

well, gotta give em credit for at least not xeroxing their arses...

I can't imagine leaving a naked picture of myself in a copy machine, but, boy...when I returned the wrong video to the library...

how embarrassing.

I worked swing and grave for a few years at Kinko's.

Let's see, crazy ufo dude who was compiling a huge catalog of color copies showing the similariities of ancient architecture and their alien connections.

Women sending naked photos to various magazines

Conspiracy theory dudes.

People who wanted to color copy polaroids of themselves getting shiat on by other people.

Fake I.D.s

Punk rock flyers. millions of them.

Homeless lady who would climb inside the one of the paper cabinets when you werent looking. Then, when your restocking, you have a heart attack.

It was an interesting time.

Pr2 I once made my weener look really long by sliding it on the copier. When the light gets to about mid shaft, slide your weener in the same direction the light is moving...

I have to do that the other way round to fit all my weener on an A4 sheet.

Diogenes Not when the machine still thinks you are still standing there. ATM's where you insert the card and it keeps the card until all transactions have a degree of "ceremony" to them. That is, you take your money, get your reciept and then the machine returns your card. But if you go to an ATM where you simply swipe a card, the end of the session is not so well defined. If you choose a single transaction, such as a quick withdrawal, then the session is usually terminated after the currency is dispensed. But if you choose an open ended transaction, such as a balance inquiry, the machine will give you a grace period in which to perform additional transactions. If you walk away in that time period and someone else walks up right away, the machine does not know the difference. I even drove up on a machine that still had the card inserted at a Bank One location once.

One morning after opening, he found a risqu photograph of a couple -- not one for his archive.

i thought it meant he had an archive of risque photographs.

rented the cartoon version of 'the hobbit' for my kid. wrong video in the case. he saw his first bit of porn with his mother in the room. embarrassment ensued.

Details, Sheena, details.

Sorry, Poop!

*whisper* that's mine...

im gonna get a job at kinkos this summer................

Lipo,
The sheriff just asked me for my number...

Lipo,
That guy must not have been doing it right...

lol