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(Some Observer)   Fighting naked on the neighbour's lawn is probably a good sign the relationship is over   (theobserver.ca) divider line 67
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2010-02-04 05:34:15 PM
...or is it?
 
2010-02-04 05:56:38 PM
Fighting naked on the neighbour's lawn is probably a good sign the relationship is over FANTASTIC!

mended.
 
2010-02-04 06:26:21 PM
Sounds like a fun couple!

FTA

"The confrontation began after the husband exchanged intimate photos of themselves with another couple. The man from the other couple wanted to come to their home.

The woman had become involved in sexual activity with the other man when the couple previously visited the Sarnia pair.

She asked for a divorce, which he rejected, along with her suggestion of an open marriage in which they both could date other people.

He suggested bringing other couples into the relationship.

The relationship was very rocky in the fall of 2007 because she was involved with other men and incommunicative, the man said during the November trial. "
 
2010-02-04 06:37:11 PM
Kyosuke: Fighting naked on the neighbour's lawn is probably a good sign the relationship is over FANTASTIC!

mended.


Fine work.
 
2010-02-04 08:25:37 PM
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2010-02-04 09:17:15 PM
My neighbors yell at each other so loudly we hear them in our house.
 
2010-02-04 09:20:29 PM
Defeatist.
 
2010-02-04 09:20:38 PM
Sounds like someone gets a free pair of Irish Sunglasses!
 
2010-02-04 09:21:13 PM
Sarnia is a hole. It is very close to Petrolia - Ontario, not California.
 
2010-02-04 09:21:30 PM
Mommy and daddy were wrestling, then they got hot and took their clothes off.
 
2010-02-04 09:21:34 PM
At my house we call that a "tiff".

A "fight" is when a pet dies or a fire is set.
 
2010-02-04 09:23:29 PM
FTA: "A publication ban imposed to protect the spouse's identity prevents his identification."

Because a guy fighting naked with his spouse on someone else's lawn is definitely concerned about his privacy.
 
2010-02-04 09:23:36 PM
The neighbor testified he heard shouting and saw the couple, which he vaguely knew, on his front lawn. The man had pinned her to the ground.

He told the neighbor that everything was fine,.


Well as long as you say that everything is fine, carry on then
 
2010-02-04 09:23:44 PM
We call that "Tuesday Night"....
 
2010-02-04 09:24:16 PM
My god, it's full of win.

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2010-02-04 09:25:45 PM
wait....naked?, in Canada? in October?



you really have to watch out for frostbite
 
2010-02-04 09:25:51 PM
Four-hour confrontations, beer bottles, cocaine, knives, nudity, open marriages... man, this article has got EVERYTHING!
 
2010-02-04 09:27:29 PM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: Four-hour confrontations, beer bottles, cocaine, knives, nudity, open marriages... man, this article has got EVERYTHING!

i.imgur.com
 
2010-02-04 09:27:34 PM
Nah...fighting naked on the front lawn -- my neighbors call that foreplay.

/with beer
 
2010-02-04 09:27:53 PM
"Neighbour?"

Gosh, you English people invented the language. You'd think you'd know how to spell it.
 
2010-02-04 09:31:17 PM
The husband realizes the relationship is now finished, said Stoesser

He'll be back.
 
2010-02-04 09:35:20 PM
your relationship with who?
 
2010-02-04 09:37:23 PM
If my marriage doesn't include something like this at least once a week, I'm getting a divorce.
 
2010-02-04 09:37:43 PM
Justice John Desotti concluded the woman, who is about seven inches shorter and 25 pounds lighter than her husband, had too many bruises for him to claim self-defence.


Two people fought, two people had injuries, 1 person was charged.

Fark : the person who broke a bottle over the other's head was not the one charged.
 
2010-02-04 09:40:32 PM
Topping day, what?
 
2010-02-04 09:42:13 PM
i like the part about him pinning her to the ground!!!
 
2010-02-04 09:42:52 PM
I must say though, I've had a few blowouts during the early part of my marriage, but this one appears to any of ours to shame.
 
2010-02-04 09:44:34 PM
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"They've only just begun..."
 
2010-02-04 09:46:47 PM
It's romantic in a violent way.
 
2010-02-04 09:48:49 PM
Here in New Zealand, we have a special name for this.

We call it Wednesday Afternoon.
 
2010-02-04 09:51:43 PM
i can't be the only one turned on by this article
 
2010-02-04 09:56:28 PM
"The couple admitted using cocaine that evening. He also drank beer but testified neither substance affected his actions."

Really?
REEEEALLYYYYYY???
 
2010-02-04 09:57:20 PM
Kanemano: The neighbor testified he heard shouting and saw the couple, which he vaguely knew, on his front lawn. The man had pinned her to the ground.

He told the neighbor that everything was fine,.

Well as long as you say that everything is fine, carry on then


Where is the Caturday pic that goes along with this idea? Come on, people.
 
2010-02-04 10:00:28 PM
Cagey B: ...or is it?

www.filehurricane.com
 
2010-02-04 10:06:03 PM
Cagey B: ...or is it?

Not if you're from Oklahoma.
 
2010-02-04 10:07:54 PM
Husband to Parole Officer: These anger management courses are really working.
Parole Officer: Well, I'm glad to hear that.
Husband: Yeah... I don't beat her up as much as I used to!
 
2010-02-04 10:09:30 PM
 
2010-02-04 10:09:50 PM
Good object lesson here. Keep your dick in your pants, keep your legs closed, and there won't be trouble.
 
2010-02-04 10:11:20 PM
xlbrooklyn: Good object lesson here. Keep your dick in your pants, keep your legs closed, and there won't be trouble.

you sound fat.
 
2010-02-04 10:12:59 PM
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As long as no naked mole rats were harmed...
 
2010-02-04 10:18:45 PM
EKU Colonel: "The couple admitted using cocaine that evening. He also drank beer but testified neither substance affected his actions."

Really?
REEEEALLYYYYYY???


yeah, really. "honestly your honor, i would have beat the shiat out of her sober, too"
 
2010-02-04 10:38:19 PM
You see, it's people like them who give respectable swingers like us a bad name.
 
2010-02-04 10:42:31 PM
EKU Colonel: "The couple admitted using cocaine that evening. He also drank beer but testified neither substance affected his actions."

Really?
REEEEALLYYYYYY???


He was just tryin' to get it up.
Hey, whatever works.
 
2010-02-04 10:45:30 PM
Depends if there was a trampoline involved.

There should always be a trampoline involved.
 
2010-02-04 10:48:03 PM
I prefer to fight naked in the kitchen.

Much closer to the whipped cream!
 
2010-02-04 10:49:46 PM
th00.deviantart.net
 
2010-02-04 10:56:00 PM
Why don't we do it in the road?
 
2010-02-04 10:57:58 PM
jsmi: I prefer to fight naked in the kitchen.

Much closer to the whipped cream!


How you doin'?
 
2010-02-04 11:01:30 PM
kill the umpire: jsmi: I prefer to fight naked in the kitchen.

Much closer to the whipped cream!

How you doin'?


Haven't had a good fight in WEEKS!

How YOU doin'?
 
2010-02-04 11:09:05 PM
Sure they were fighting and not Jello-wrestling?
 
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