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2010-02-04 09:17:21 AM
I'd say the Sharks would win that battle, but with Joe Thornton the Sharks won't win anything.
 
2010-02-04 10:04:19 AM
Oh shiat. The last time we had a bunch of shark attacks, the sharks diverted our attention by recruiting a bunch of Saudis to convince us to let the government fark up EVERYTHING.
 
2010-02-04 10:24:39 AM
If Peyton Manning can carve the Jets up, the Sharks should have no problem.
 
2010-02-04 10:25:46 AM
haha

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cdce.nap003.internap.com
 
2010-02-04 10:27:37 AM
Edsel: If Peyton Manning can carve the Jets up, the Sharks should have no problem.

i guess im not the only one, but i searched for the sports reference in that headline for at least 10 seconds.
 
2010-02-04 10:27:41 AM
What does Rex Ryan have to do with any of this?
 
2010-02-04 10:27:41 AM
TheBitterest: I'd say the Sharks would win that battle, but with Joe Thornton the Sharks won't win anything.

Well, they are just a point behind the Capitals for most points with a record of 36-wins, 11-losses, 9-Overtime losses and 1-surfer...
 
2010-02-04 10:30:49 AM
Suck my dick graphic in 3, 2, 1...
 
2010-02-04 10:31:07 AM
Hooray for West Side Story reference. Leonard Bernstein and his gay lovers applaud your cultured background, subby.
 
2010-02-04 10:31:19 AM
kite surfing, similar to fly fishing
 
2010-02-04 10:31:32 AM
media.threadless.com
 
2010-02-04 10:32:09 AM
florida has already had a jets vs sharks.
valujet 952
whoops. my bad.that would be jets vs alligators

/just trying to reuse old material. oh, like you haven't done it.
 
2010-02-04 10:32:18 AM
www.nationalsportsbeat.com

Well, that's new. I've never been to a Hockey Game where a Feeding Frenzy broke out.
 
2010-02-04 10:34:41 AM
Someone should do something about all the sharks.

/and the other problems too.
 
2010-02-04 10:35:53 AM
he should've jumped

360digest.com
 
2010-02-04 10:36:18 AM
dittybopper: Suck my dick graphic in 3, 2, 1...

img2.moonbuggy.org
 
2010-02-04 10:36:29 AM
img.moronail.net

/Obligatory
 
2010-02-04 10:37:44 AM
since i cant even get the below link green lit here you go


The whale that ate jaws

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/wild/4669/Overview#tab-Videos/0750 4 _00
 
2010-02-04 10:37:52 AM
doubled99: Someone should do something about all the sharks.

/and the other problems too.


Someone get Officer Krupke on it.
 
2010-02-04 10:38:11 AM
i41.tinypic.com

/Needed a bite while on vacation
 
2010-02-04 10:39:13 AM
+1 for the Headline subby, had me laughing..
 
2010-02-04 10:39:19 AM
Kite surfer killed by group of sharks. Darwin should get double points for that one.
 
2010-02-04 10:39:37 AM
Play it cool, boy! Real cool!

/yeah, I got it
//no, not gay
 
2010-02-04 10:39:46 AM
I went swimming at West Palm Beach a year and a half ago, and it was beautiful, warm water, but I could not stop thinking about sharks the entire time. I always had to keep my head up and my feet near the ground. Deep water has always been unnerving to me, but it's mostly because of sharks. Damn them, and damn you Spielberg!
 
2010-02-04 10:40:14 AM
www.solarnavigator.net

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

Same thing happens when you're attacked by your ex-wife.
 
2010-02-04 10:40:18 AM
Surfers is so dumb...
artfiles.art.com
 
2010-02-04 10:41:01 AM
apacheco: since i cant even get the below link green lit here you go


The whale that ate jaws

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/wild/4669/Overview#tab-Videos/0750 4 _00


I read that as "the whale that ate jews"...
 
2010-02-04 10:41:45 AM
I was born in Stuart, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-02-04 10:42:04 AM
These guys?
www.blogwaybaby.com
 
2010-02-04 10:42:18 AM
What about the gorillas?
js.talkaudiohosting.co.uk
 
2010-02-04 10:42:21 AM
mloree: apacheco: since i cant even get the below link green lit here you go


The whale that ate jaws

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/wild/4669/Overview#tab-Videos/0750 4 _00

I read that as "the whale that ate jews"...


if only....
 
2010-02-04 10:42:34 AM
gotons: I was born in Stuart, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

I'm surprised that you can read the replies
 
2010-02-04 10:42:50 AM
"Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper!"
 
2010-02-04 10:43:53 AM
image.guardian.co.uk
Oh Snap. It's on.

+1 subby
 
2010-02-04 10:43:58 AM
mloree: gotons: I was born in Stuart, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

I'm surprised that you can read the replies


Come on, tell me the joke about how they're going to merge Stuart and Jupiter and just call it Stupiter.

/You know you want to...
 
2010-02-04 10:44:02 AM
mloree: apacheco: since i cant even get the below link green lit here you go


The whale that ate jaws

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/wild/4669/Overview#tab-Videos/0750 4 _00

I read that as "the whale that ate jews"...

Haha, yeah same here.

Jets don't dance. Jets KIILLLLLLL!!! Rex is gonna eat that shark.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-02-04 10:44:20 AM
Tough guy: What? He started singing, then he started singing, then he started singing, so I started singing. It happens.

Gangleader: No, it does not happen! This was clearly choreographed!

/Do you know "While You Were Singing, I Got Stabbed In The Head By A Puerto Rican?"
//not even close to obscure
 
2010-02-04 10:45:27 AM
DrChocolate: Oh Snap. It's on.

+1 subby


www.mediabistro.com
 
2010-02-04 10:46:26 AM
img43.imageshack.us
I think he's gonna need a bigger kite...

/very Q&D
 
2010-02-04 10:47:07 AM
mloree: apacheco: since i cant even get the below link green lit here you go


The whale that ate jaws

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/wild/4669/Overview#tab-Videos/0750 4 _00

I read that as "the whale that ate jews"...


but that wouldn't be kosher!
 
2010-02-04 10:52:24 AM
www.thedigeratilife.com

I think this guy's wetsuit got a little warmer in the buttockol region.
 
2010-02-04 10:53:59 AM
tedbundee: mloree: I read that as "the whale that ate jews"...

if only....


You know who else ate Jews?
 
2010-02-04 10:54:33 AM
Worth a mention as a resident fromt the area, the .eu link loads slow and has nothing but basic info and statistics since they are across the pond. Video, updates and more can be found at a more local news place, for example;

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2010/feb/04/young-great-white-sharks-possible-culpri t -fatal-st/
 
2010-02-04 10:57:46 AM
KatjaMouse: I think this guy's wetsuit got a little warmer in the buttockol region.

That's a dolphin.
 
2010-02-04 10:57:49 AM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2010-02-04 10:59:42 AM
Always thought it was weird that Riff was in this movie.
War of the Gargantuas
www.stomptokyo.com
So you see Mary, that's why I hate sharks.
 
2010-02-04 11:01:50 AM
www.thecomedynet.com
 
2010-02-04 11:03:03 AM
palelizard:

You know who else ate Jews?

Alright, that's the only time that meme has made me laugh.
 
2010-02-04 11:15:58 AM
So let me get this straight - you're a kite-surfer (i.e. douche) - so to a shark you look like a fly lure. You're skimming along the water, sometimes being all splashy, sometimes jumping up then landing on the water again. And you're surprised that the badass 12' long, apex-predator, monster fish swam up and took you like a lure?
 
2010-02-04 11:16:28 AM
Heh, a woman I used to work with moved to Florida years ago with her young son about this time of year.

They're walking on the beach in front of their new home, windy day, surf's up a bit, the kid's going on about surfing lessons, windsurfing, bodysurfing...

until a big wave breaks and tosses a live ten foot shark up on the beach right in front of them.

It wriggles around, gets oriented, and humps back down the sand into the water.

Her kid shut up about surfing lessons.
 
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