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(Sun Sentinel)   Some dip steals a Frito Lay truck   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 42
    More: Florida, delivery truck, Publix, Frito-Lay Inc., descriptions, supermarkets, parking lot  
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2010-02-03 05:37:00 PM  
The Frito Bandito?

Aye Yie Yie Yie!
 
2010-02-03 05:39:47 PM  
See I think "Man steals Frito-Lay truck, immediately returns for another" would be a more appropriate headline.
 
2010-02-03 05:56:14 PM  
ARanch ya glad I said Guacamole.
 
2010-02-03 06:43:34 PM  
I think he was in a crunch or maybe he just had a chip on his shoulder.
 
2010-02-03 07:13:39 PM  
FlukeBoy: The Frito Bandito?

img504.imageshack.us

/flamin' hot
 
2010-02-03 08:38:37 PM  
First rule of Frito Lay truck dip is you don't double dip.
 
2010-02-03 08:55:53 PM  
Lack of effort on subbies part. Half assed attempt

-1
 
2010-02-03 08:57:16 PM  
If he only had some good weed.
 
2010-02-03 08:57:43 PM  
Frito Lay? Are you sure it was a truck and not yo mama?
 
2010-02-03 08:57:45 PM  
i492.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-03 08:59:39 PM  
So... who is going to own up to it and tell us when the party is?
 
2010-02-03 09:00:16 PM  
Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips w French Onion Dip, FTW!


Sooooo Tasty...
 
2010-02-03 09:03:56 PM  
cookiefleck: Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips w French Onion Dip, FTW!


Sooooo Tasty...


Hey, I don't know if you posted the reply...how did the meeting go with the Farker?
 
2010-02-03 09:04:52 PM  
When I was in middle school, our schoolbus got stuck at a train crossing, waiting for a seemingly endless train to go by. In the lane next to us was a Frito Lay truck. We got the attention of the driver, and he ended up giving us a whole bunch of bags of chips for free.

Third bus bus ride ever, behind the one where we broke down and I got to talk on the radio to the depot while the driver put out flares and the other time broken down in front of the fire station and the firefighters gave us a tour while we waited for a new bus.

/here's to you, random Frito Lay driver a couple of decades ago
//that was awesome
 
2010-02-03 09:14:43 PM  
jimi32: cookiefleck:

Hey, I don't know if you posted the reply...how did the meeting go with the Farker?


Well....not to go into too many details. He's not over the frigid canadian ex-GF who dumped his sorry butt after 5 sexless years...And outta the blue he sends me texts all day today explaining in detail what he thinks may be wrong w/ me psychologically. And fails to see why I would be upset at this, when I should be thanking him for his unwarranted, totally unnecessary advice. I actually asked him: "Are you trolling me via text?"
 
2010-02-03 09:28:56 PM  
This truck was stolen a few blocks from my house. Nice to see my neighborhood on Fark. Go us!
 
2010-02-03 09:29:02 PM  
cookiefleck: jimi32: cookiefleck:

Hey, I don't know if you posted the reply...how did the meeting go with the Farker?

Well....not to go into too many details. He's not over the frigid canadian ex-GF who dumped his sorry butt after 5 sexless years...And outta the blue he sends me texts all day today explaining in detail what he thinks may be wrong w/ me psychologically. And fails to see why I would be upset at this, when I should be thanking him for his unwarranted, totally unnecessary advice. I actually asked him: "Are you trolling me via text?"


Wow!
 
2010-02-03 09:29:06 PM  
Frito bandito crashes into salsa factory... That's a greenlitin'
Steals a Fritos truck? -1 subby headline effort, -1 farkworthiness
/snarks
 
2010-02-03 09:32:47 PM  
jimi32: cookiefleck: jimi32: cookiefleck:

Wow!


Gawd, I hope I don't get banned...Drew's my facebook friend (which means nothing) so maybe He'll have mercy...

Why are arizona farkers really nice to me?
 
2010-02-03 09:39:30 PM  
cookiefleck: jimi32: cookiefleck: jimi32: cookiefleck:

Wow!

Gawd, I hope I don't get banned...Drew's my facebook friend (which means nothing) so maybe He'll have mercy...

Why are arizona farkers really nice to me?


I was just hoping that you met someone....
/You seem o.k.
 
2010-02-03 09:48:35 PM  
jimi32: cookiefleck: jimi32: cookiefleck: jimi32: cookiefleck:

Wow!

Gawd, I hope I don't get banned...Drew's my facebook friend (which means nothing) so maybe He'll have mercy...

Why are arizona farkers really nice to me?

I was just hoping that you met someone....
/You seem o.k.


Thanks!
 
2010-02-03 09:58:03 PM  
very punny subby
 
2010-02-03 10:11:22 PM  
What would a thief in Florida need with an EMPTY snack truck on Superbowl weekend?
 
2010-02-03 10:14:08 PM  
Cookiefleck, is that the houston zoo in your profile?
 
2010-02-03 10:17:16 PM  
i681.photobucket.com

Fritos?
 
2010-02-03 10:17:28 PM  
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: What would a thief in Florida need with an EMPTY snack truck on Superbowl weekend?

img718.imageshack.us

Goodbye Miami!
 
2010-02-03 10:22:27 PM  
Thenewone: Cookiefleck, is that the houston zoo in your profile?

Nope, cowtown...
 
2010-02-03 10:32:16 PM  
fappomatic: If he only had some good weed.

That may have been why he stole it. Fritos makes Cheetos, amirite?
 
2010-02-03 10:50:57 PM  
They're lucky they didn't steal a donut truck. That's an automatic death penalty.
 
2010-02-03 11:15:13 PM  
Yes, Fritos! One of my favorite foods since youth.
 
2010-02-03 11:27:08 PM  
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916
 
2010-02-03 11:32:25 PM  
Looks like someone.....committed grand theft Frito.
 
2010-02-04 01:03:47 AM  
i26.photobucket.com

/got nothing
 
2010-02-04 01:07:26 AM  
pessimisteak: Looks like someone.....committed grand theft Frito.

i26.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-04 02:38:47 AM  
I guess he thought he was all that!

/get it?
//you know "and a bag of chips"?
///hello?
////whatever. I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
 
2010-02-04 03:58:46 AM  
DNRTFA, but was he mad that he calculated on winning 32.4% of the Frito Lay Sweepstakes prizes, but came up short and only won 31.8%?

/Lately he'd come to realize he had certain materialistic needs.
//It's getting weird around here.
 
2010-02-04 05:08:41 AM  
Billygoat Gruff: pessimisteak: Looks like someone.....committed grand theft Frito.

Ehhh, sorry you fail. Maybe I should have used the typical David Caruso comic meme. I thought the Florida tag would have clued you in. At least reference a movie that doesn't completely suck.
 
2010-02-04 08:36:48 AM  
That's some fine viral marketing there before the Superbowl.

/Need to pick some up before the big game
 
2010-02-04 09:11:19 AM  
cookiefleck: Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips w French Onion Dip, FTW!


Sooooo Tasty...


I'm just glad they started making Fiery Habanero Doritos again. (Granted, they'll probably discontinue them again soon.....)
 
2010-02-04 09:28:25 AM  
On closer inspection the truck wasn't empty, it was just mostly filled with air.
 
2010-02-04 09:56:15 AM  
Was he a chip off the old block?
 
2010-02-05 11:40:25 AM  
RadicalArcher: DNRTFA, but was he mad that he calculated on winning 32.4% of the Frito Lay Sweepstakes prizes, but came up short and only won 31.8%?

/Lately he'd come to realize he had certain materialistic needs.
//It's getting weird around here.


I liked the girl that did not sleep. She was Hawt.
 
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