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(ABC)   Protip: If you're going to grope a woman at a theme park, make sure you do it where you won't be seen. Doing it on a ride that takes your photograph is definitely NOT the place to do it. (with pic)   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 168
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2010-02-03 06:56:16 PM
Can you provide any good examples of where I should do it? You know, so I won't be seen?
 
2010-02-03 07:25:45 PM
pudding7: Can you provide any good examples of where I should do it? You know, so I won't be seen?

Haunted Mansion... totally.
 
2010-02-03 07:57:03 PM
Oh for cripes' sake. Give it a rest, slut.
 
2010-02-03 08:10:19 PM
The "Tower of Terror" was appropriately named that day, it seems.

I also like how they showed a copy of the police report filed, as if nobody would have believed it otherwise.
 
2010-02-03 08:18:40 PM
My g/f's cousin works at Disneyland. She's is 4'11'. A 500 pound fatty guest fell on her breaking her leg while working at the ticket taking counter.
 
2010-02-03 08:38:37 PM
"If you didn't want to be groped, maybe you shouldn't be so...you know...grope-worthy."

/obscure?
 
2010-02-03 08:39:35 PM
myfirstfail.com

Mickey, NO!

/hot
 
2010-02-03 08:39:56 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: My g/f's cousin works at Disneyland. She's is 4'11'. A 500 pound fatty guest fell on her breaking her leg while working at the ticket taking counter.

incredimazing.com
 
2010-02-03 08:40:03 PM
definately?</rotsky>
 
2010-02-03 08:40:20 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: My g/f's cousin works at Disneyland. She's is 4'11'. A 500 pound fatty guest fell on her breaking her leg while working at the ticket taking counter.

I guess it was pretty serious.
www.bobalanis.com
 
2010-02-03 08:40:27 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: My g/f's cousin works at Disneyland. She's is 4'11'. A 500 pound fatty guest fell on her breaking her leg while working at the ticket taking counter.

was she able to sue the bejesus out of disney?
 
2010-02-03 08:40:43 PM
RocketRod: pudding7: Can you provide any good examples of where I should do it? You know, so I won't be seen?

Haunted Mansion... totally.


Pirates of the Caribbean.
 
2010-02-03 08:40:55 PM
"Violated. I just think, 'How can anybody do that? It's Disneyland," said Christina. "I'm there to spend time with my daughter, not to be assaulted like that."

I agree. Nobody should be groped in public ... unless it's at a bar, club, backyard barbecue, etc.
 
2010-02-03 08:41:06 PM
Sitting_Duk: Britney Spear's Speculum: My g/f's cousin works at Disneyland. She's is 4'11'. A 500 pound fatty guest fell on her breaking her leg while working at the ticket taking counter.

incredimazing.com
That meme has got to go...
 
2010-02-03 08:41:21 PM
he looks kind of like nicholas cage, right?
 
2010-02-03 08:41:23 PM
Yeah, she's definitely grope-worthy.

/the mom, not the daughter
 
2010-02-03 08:41:47 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: My g/f's cousin works at Disneyland. She's is 4'11'. A 500 pound fatty guest fell on her breaking her leg while working at the ticket taking counter.

Did the fattie sue the theme park for not hiring bigger people to fall on?
 
2010-02-03 08:42:03 PM
Looks like his hand is on the guys knee behind him. Maybe he was an equal opportunity groper and was just getting around to the girl.
 
2010-02-03 08:44:07 PM
I blame Miley Cyrus's little sister.
 
2010-02-03 08:44:46 PM
Let he who hasn't groped a hot mom on a ride at an amusement park cast the first stone.

/not casting
 
2010-02-03 08:45:07 PM
img148.imageshack.us

Some guys need directions...
 
2010-02-03 08:45:23 PM
Dopey
Sneezy
Doc
Gropey
Bashful
 
2010-02-03 08:45:52 PM
"That guy just grabbed my boob"
 
2010-02-03 08:46:17 PM
OregonVet: Oh for cripes' sake. Give it a rest, slut.

The misogyny is strong in this ^ post.
 
2010-02-03 08:46:56 PM
vernonFL: Mickey, NO!

Why am I unable to stop laughing? Its not that funny, but I just can't stop laughing.
 
2010-02-03 08:49:14 PM
Definitely not good timing, chap.
 
2010-02-03 08:49:24 PM
simpsonfan: Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion? They have cameras there too.

But if you're hot, Splash Mountain has a good place to flash the boobies.


NSFW (new window)

One of the caves in Tom Sawyer's Island. That's where it's at. I got blown there.
 
2010-02-03 08:49:25 PM
I wonder if whatever his friends bet him to do it will cover his legal fees?
 
2010-02-03 08:50:11 PM
Between the look on his face and the guy behind him laughing and clapping, I'd say it's pretty clear he groped her.

Wonder what his fark handle is...
 
2010-02-03 08:50:22 PM
regretlesspanda: OregonVet: Oh for cripes' sake. Give it a rest, slut.

The misogyny is strong in this ^ post.


woosh
 
2010-02-03 08:51:08 PM
The picture shows nothing. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but the picture shows nothing. Where's the whole vid?
 
2010-02-03 08:52:14 PM
Flash Mountain (new window)

FTW and NSFW
 
2010-02-03 08:53:09 PM
Creeps. Both the guy who did the groping and the buddy behind him who got a big ole laugh out of it are creeps. I hope someone drops a dime on there d-bags and we see the follow-up on Fark real soon.
 
2010-02-03 08:53:25 PM
Christina, 31, alleges the man's friend, who was seated behind him, cheered.

I didn't get a "Hurrumph" outta that guy.
 
2010-02-03 08:54:15 PM
Not smart. Disney beats London in CCTV... Crappy food too.
 
2010-02-03 08:54:15 PM
Should read "on THOSE d-bags." Sorry.
 
2010-02-03 08:54:16 PM
img265.imageshack.us

It isn't his fault that she didn't read the warning signs before boarding the ride.
 
2010-02-03 08:55:41 PM
Mugato: One of the caves in Tom Sawyer's Island. That's where it's at. I got blown there.

Dude! Tom Sawyer is a little boy. Not cool.
 
2010-02-03 08:56:57 PM
she loved every minute of it
 
2010-02-03 08:58:06 PM
img704.imageshack.us

Casper approves.
 
2010-02-03 08:58:25 PM
img.adamsandler.jt.org

That's assault brother!
 
2010-02-03 08:59:48 PM
RocketRod: pudding7: Can you provide any good examples of where I should do it? You know, so I won't be seen?

Haunted Mansion... totally.


You can blame it on the two spooks. Cops always fall for that shiat.
 
2010-02-03 09:00:23 PM
The ugly man touched you you can either.

1. make a huge deal about nothing an possibly rune his life to fulfill your own ego

or

2. Get a life and forget about it
 
2010-02-03 09:01:39 PM
If you can't grab a titty on the log flume, where CAN you grab a titty?
 
2010-02-03 09:02:56 PM
Nope, get groped in that little area right before the Haunted mansion ride, just before you get on the actual ride where they give you the "story" sexxxytimes!
 
2010-02-03 09:03:29 PM
The misogyny is strong in this ^ post.
it sure is, now it's time for profiling;
look at his nose, he's obviously the titty terrorist,
the assaulta from al quaeda, the grabba from arabia...

/asshole from the emirates
 
2010-02-03 09:06:20 PM
columbus.metromix.com "....then his wife threw her tittie$ in my hand. It was weird, your honor"
 
2010-02-03 09:07:10 PM
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when his wife/gf sees this on the news and recognizes him.

If the loser has a wife/gf that is. It's hard to imagine someone that juvenile being able to pick up anyone.
 
2010-02-03 09:07:32 PM
first oregonvet, now airfoilsguy, the creeps are breeding.

/would you feel the same way if it was your wife/mother/daughter?
//feeding the trolls here boss
 
2010-02-03 09:08:51 PM
Airfoilsguy: The ugly man touched you you can either.

1. make a huge deal about nothing an possibly rune his life to fulfill your own ego

or

2. Get a life and forget about it


Forget that earlier misogynist. This piece of shiat ^ sounds more genuine.
 
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