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(ABC)   NZ Police say it was legal for girl to auction off her virginity online, but warn her that anyone willing to pay $45,000 to fark her is going to expect her to do things that would make a Bangkok hooker blush   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 287
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2010-02-03 11:27:32 AM
Who would pay 32 grand American to fark a virgin?

Well, other than half the dudes in TFD...
 
2010-02-03 11:29:20 AM
This thread is meaningless without pictures

That needs an official graphic.
 
2010-02-03 11:35:02 AM
Hmmmmm...a society that actually allows consenting adults to make their own decisions with their bodies? I bet the many "libertarians" here on Fark fully support the position of the government of New Zealand on this matter. Right?
 
2010-02-03 11:43:53 AM
Howie Spankowitz: Hmmmmm...a society that actually allows consenting adults to make their own decisions with their bodies? I bet the many "libertarians" here on Fark fully support the position of the government of New Zealand on this matter. Right?

It's strange how the women's rights movement has come full circle. One of the major complaints of the early pioneers in the field is that women were all too frequently treated as sex objects and brood stock. Men, they argued, needed to see women for what they are: thinking feeling working human beings.

And now that they have that freedom...they sell their virginity in a manner that wouldn't be unfamiliar to Solomon, Sargon or Ramses II. The only difference is, now the women keep the money instead of it going to their fathers.

Hooray for progress...
 
2010-02-03 11:44:26 AM
I_Am_Weasel: This thread is meaningless without pictures

That needs an official graphic.


I thought the bifurcated hemorrhaging brain in the advert was the official graphic.
 
2010-02-03 11:44:46 AM
Howie Spankowitz: Hmmmmm...a society that actually allows consenting adults to make their own decisions with their bodies? I bet the many "libertarians" here on Fark fully support the position of the government of New Zealand on this matter. Right?

Why is the word libertarian in quotes? Do you think they don't really exist?
 
2010-02-03 12:18:48 PM
For 32k American, she better give me a blumpkin while I play chess with her friend and we all debate Sartre
 
2010-02-03 12:21:42 PM
For 32K I hope the guy takes her backdoor virginity as well.
 
2010-02-03 12:23:12 PM
mediablitz: Who would pay 32 grand American to fark a virgin?

Well, other than half the dudes in TFD...



Maybe some guy just wants to cure his AIDS.
 
2010-02-03 12:25:43 PM
She should be required to get a tattoo similar to the listing on a used car:

"Virginity Taken By:___"
"Date Taken:___"
"Amount Tendered:____"

Of course, the blank fields would be filled in for future partners to reference. Maybe this could be her version of a "tramp stamp," if she doesn't have one already.
 
2010-02-03 12:29:33 PM
Babwa Wawa: Why is the word libertarian in quotes? Do you think they don't really exist?

Oh, they exist. People who go out of their way to brand themselves as such, however, tend to have little concept of what "libertarian" actually means.
 
2010-02-03 12:39:44 PM
Howie Spankowitz: Hmmmmm...a society that actually allows consenting adults to make their own decisions with their bodies? I bet the many "libertarians" here on Fark fully support the position of the government of New Zealand on this matter. Right?

I don't consider myself a libertarian. And the labeling thing is getting stupid. I do agree that the girl owns her body and should be able to sell her attributes.

I do, though, wonder about the psychological fitness of someone who wants to own her virginity. The difference between her first and second is not vast. But he would want to be the first, hence the value. Nothing else.

It isn't about sex In my life I have slept with guys and girls aged from 15 to 47, my husband's age. And on the weekends when we sleep in, and we are on our third time that day and I am gnawing on the pillow to keep the neighbors from calling 911, the last thing on my mind is wishing that he is a 19-year-old amateur.
 
2010-02-03 12:48:10 PM
Do we know what she looks like yet?
 
2010-02-03 12:49:49 PM
Fluff Girl: It isn't about sex In my life I have slept with guys and girls aged from 15 to 47, my husband's age. And on the weekends when we sleep in, and we are on our third time that day and I am gnawing on the pillow to keep the neighbors from calling 911, the last thing on my mind is wishing that he is a 19-year-old amateur.

The difference is that pussy don't get better with age while, up to a certain point, cock does. At least mine did.
 
2010-02-03 12:57:00 PM
Fluff Girl: It isn't about sex In my life I have slept with guys and girls aged from 15 to 47, my husband's age. And on the weekends when we sleep in, and we are on our third time that day and I am gnawing on the pillow to keep the neighbors from calling 911, the last thing on my mind is wishing that he is a 19-year-old amateur.

Aaaaaand I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-02-03 01:04:07 PM
Just because you can do a thing, does not mean it's a good idea to do that thing.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-02-03 01:44:48 PM
Howie Spankowitz: Hmmmmm...a society that actually allows consenting adults to make their own decisions with their bodies? I bet the many "libertarians" here on Fark fully support the position of the government of New Zealand on this matter. Right?

Sure. I think prostitution should be legal. What's the difference between me paying a couple hundred dollars for an hour of sex vs. paying a couple hundred dollars for multiple dinner and dates before geeing an hour of sex that requires "Hold me after" time?
 
2010-02-03 01:54:26 PM
slayer199: Sure. I think prostitution should be legal. What's the difference between me paying a couple hundred dollars for an hour of sex vs. paying a couple hundred dollars for multiple dinner and dates before geeing an hour of sex that requires "Hold me after" time?

One might actually like you? No, of course not. What was I thinking.
 
2010-02-03 01:55:42 PM
Knucklepopper:
The difference is that pussy don't get better with age while, up to a certain point, cock does. At least mine did.


Well, Good for you, I guess. But with all due respect, I think you are doing it wrong.

There is a whole generation of women who went through the awkward teen sex thing, the promiscuous college sex thing, the office relationship sex thing, and the settling down thing.

But you know? In my adulthood I have gotten good at some things. I give a good sales presentation. I have become a black belt in the MS Office Suite.

And I worked on other things.

I know when to go out without a bra, with a couple of extra buttons undone. I know where to put my hand on that long trip to Vegas.

I keep him happy. But I don't have sex.

I fark like a beast.
 
2010-02-03 01:59:12 PM
Knucklepopper: slayer199: Sure. I think prostitution should be legal. What's the difference between me paying a couple hundred dollars for an hour of sex vs. paying a couple hundred dollars for multiple dinner and dates before geeing an hour of sex that requires "Hold me after" time?

One might actually like you? No, of course not. What was I thinking.


That's assuming I care if someone did.

Of course, I was being hypothetical but the point remains...if anything, prostitution should be legalized and regulated...safer for all that way.
 
2010-02-03 02:02:18 PM
That's all she got? Didn't the chick here in America sell hers off for like $200k?
 
2010-02-03 02:03:44 PM
she must be smokin' hot for $45693490235.3956945 or however much those new zealand'ers think their money is worth
 
2010-02-03 02:04:14 PM
how does subby know what makes a bangkok hooker blush
 
2010-02-03 02:04:18 PM

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2010-02-03 02:05:11 PM
32 grand for awkward, fumbling sex followed by quiet, mournful weeping.

Heck, I can get that for free. Sometimes I don't even need a partner.
 
2010-02-03 02:05:45 PM
Fluff Girl: And on the weekends when we sleep in, and we are on our third time that day and I am gnawing on the pillow to keep the neighbors from calling 911, the last thing on my mind is wishing that he is a 19-year-old amateur.

I think it just got hot in this room.
 
2010-02-03 02:06:05 PM
$45,000!?!
Hell, all it takes is a six-pack of wine coolers.
 
2010-02-03 02:06:41 PM
Heres a picture of her...

weekinthenee.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-02-03 02:07:17 PM
Fluff Girl: Knucklepopper:
The difference is that pussy don't get better with age while, up to a certain point, cock does. At least mine did.

Well, Good for you, I guess. But with all due respect, I think you are doing it wrong.

There is a whole generation of women who went through the awkward teen sex thing, the promiscuous college sex thing, the office relationship sex thing, and the settling down thing.

But you know? In my adulthood I have gotten good at some things. I give a good sales presentation. I have become a black belt in the MS Office Suite.

And I worked on other things.

I know when to go out without a bra, with a couple of extra buttons undone. I know where to put my hand on that long trip to Vegas.

I keep him happy. But I don't have sex.

I fark like a beast.



Pics or it didn't happen.
 
GCD
2010-02-03 02:08:04 PM
Regnad Kcin: $45,000!?!
Hell, all it takes is a six-pack of wine coolers.


I'll one up your wine coolers with this:

www.general-anaesthesia.com
 
2010-02-03 02:08:19 PM
mediablitz: Who would pay 32 grand American to fark a virgin?

Well, other than half the dudes in TFD...


There's a few guys I know in Karachi who would kill for the privilege.
 
2010-02-03 02:09:56 PM
Fluff Girl: Knucklepopper:
The difference is that pussy don't get better with age while, up to a certain point, cock does. At least mine did.

Well, Good for you, I guess. But with all due respect, I think you are doing it wrong.

There is a whole generation of women who went through the awkward teen sex thing, the promiscuous college sex thing, the office relationship sex thing, and the settling down thing.

But you know? In my adulthood I have gotten good at some things. I give a good sales presentation. I have become a black belt in the MS Office Suite.

And I worked on other things.

I know when to go out without a bra, with a couple of extra buttons undone. I know where to put my hand on that long trip to Vegas.

I keep him happy. But I don't have sex.

I fark like a beast.


So you have to wait 20 minutes for the swelling to go down so you two can uncouple?

/i kid
//you sound hot
 
2010-02-03 02:11:12 PM
knol.google.com

approves, but Grant can't watch unless he pays $100
 
2010-02-03 02:11:26 PM
Need pics or it didn't happen.
 
2010-02-03 02:11:46 PM
Knucklepopper: slayer199: Sure. I think prostitution should be legal. What's the difference between me paying a couple hundred dollars for an hour of sex vs. paying a couple hundred dollars for multiple dinner and dates before geeing an hour of sex that requires "Hold me after" time?

One might actually like you? No, of course not. What was I thinking.


So? You make it sound like that's what eeeeeveryone simply must want. For some, the idea of an "emotional commitment" is enough to sour the mood completely, so what's wrong with just wanting the physical?
 
2010-02-03 02:12:17 PM
slayer199: Sure. I think prostitution should be legal. What's the difference between me paying a couple hundred dollars for an hour of sex vs. paying a couple hundred dollars for multiple dinner and dates before geeing an hour of sex that requires "Hold me after" time?

"why do you pay women for sex?" "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to go away"
 
2010-02-03 02:12:26 PM
But Healy said it was also possible that the successful bidder wanted to "save" the teenager and would not ask her to have sex.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
 
2010-02-03 02:12:35 PM
Would it be coming on too strong for me to say,
see, most women are whores. She just chose to embrace it.
 
2010-02-03 02:12:36 PM
bonelyplanet apparently has blushing hookers hah

(no link for the wicked)
 
2010-02-03 02:12:38 PM
okami36: So you have to wait 20 minutes for the swelling to go down so you two can uncouple?

I lol'ed, but you couldn't have known. 20 minutes is kind of a magic number for us.
 
2010-02-03 02:12:46 PM
slayer199: Knucklepopper: slayer199: Sure. I think prostitution should be legal. What's the difference between me paying a couple hundred dollars for an hour of sex vs. paying a couple hundred dollars for multiple dinner and dates before geeing an hour of sex that requires "Hold me after" time?

One might actually like you? No, of course not. What was I thinking.

That's assuming I care if someone did.

Of course, I was being hypothetical but the point remains...if anything, prostitution should be legalized and regulated...safer for all that way.


You're up for one expensive sex life. But if ya got the means, thascool.
 
2010-02-03 02:13:07 PM
Fluff Girl: And I worked on other things.

I know when to go out without a bra, with a couple of extra buttons undone. I know where to put my hand on that long trip to Vegas.

I keep him happy. But I don't have sex.

I fark like a beast.


TF is to AW
as
NFL is to Football
 
2010-02-03 02:14:08 PM
 
2010-02-03 02:15:08 PM
Make a Bangkok hooker blush? Like having sex with the lights on?
 
2010-02-03 02:15:26 PM
I doubt she's a virgin.
 
2010-02-03 02:15:44 PM
Is this another one of those hot and supposedly (but not really) virgin girl auction stories?
 
2010-02-03 02:16:20 PM
rambodoc.files.wordpress.com

That's a lot of cash; did she have some special talent to offer?


/Thank you Easy Date!
 
2010-02-03 02:16:30 PM
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2010-02-03 02:16:34 PM
Howie Spankowitz: Hmmmmm...a society that actually allows consenting adults to make their own decisions with their bodies? I bet the many "libertarians" here on Fark fully support the position of the government of New Zealand on this matter. Right?

I do.

Do you not know what a libertarian is? Or are you just trying to define a term to use as a strawman?
 
2010-02-03 02:16:51 PM
factoryconnection: TF is to AW
as
NFL is to Football


You have to admit, It's been a while.
 
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