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(The Sun)   "She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back." (with graphic ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME? pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2010-02-03 09:02:04 AM  
She must have been talking on her cell phone and didn't notice.
 
2010-02-03 09:04:44 AM  
That pic delivers.
 
2010-02-03 09:08:55 AM  
WTF?

She must have one hell of a pain tolerance
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-02-03 09:10:03 AM  
If the source is Russian I consider the answer to "are you farking kidding me" to be probably yes.

If it was real that must have been one freaked out mugger.
 
2010-02-03 09:11:50 AM  
Sounds like a case for House
 
2010-02-03 09:12:00 AM  
BigSnatch: That pic delivers.

no shiat. WOW!!!!

/fap
//WHAT?
 
2010-02-03 09:13:06 AM  
How much force would it take to get a knife that deep there? That is not a very fleshy part of the body.
 
2010-02-03 09:22:07 AM  
She was listening to the O'Jays on her iPod and didn't notice.
 
2010-02-03 09:27:21 AM  
Did you see this comment

She was too worried about her nail polish to notice !!!!
0 0 5:50AM, Feb 03, 2010Tommothailand


???
 
2010-02-03 10:22:00 AM  
TheBitterest: She was listening to the O'Jays on her iPod and didn't notice.

What they do!
 
2010-02-03 10:23:10 AM  
Unbelievable as in shenanigans
 
2010-02-03 10:31:58 AM  
I think we are going to need to see this from a different angle...perhaps a front angle.
 
2010-02-03 10:37:37 AM  
She told you she was hardcore.
 
2010-02-03 10:41:59 AM  
This happened before in Pennsylvania.

March 5, 2000
A Pennsylvania woman spent the better part of an hour shopping at a neighborhood grocery store without realizing that a passerby had stuck a knife into her neck, police said Saturday. Darlene Jones, 62, set out from home on foot before 7 a.m. Friday, when a running passerby slapped her on the back of the neck -- or so she thought. She kept on going, as if nothing had happened. Jones walked to the Acme supermarket in the nearby community of Yeadon, just outside Philadelphia, and bought a package of Oreo cookies and a newspaper before making the half-mile return journey to her house. Only after she got home did her daughter notice the handle of a kitchen knife sticking out of her mother's neck. The daughter yanked out the blade, releasing a gush of blood, and quickly got her to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania, where she was listed in fair condition Saturday. "Five or six people walked right past her without even noticing," Darby Police Chief Robert Smythe told the Philadelphia Inquirer, while describing the incident as a "random, vicious attack." Supermarket surveillance cameras later showed the woman strolling through the aisles of the store, past clerks and customers, with the knife handle clearly visible. Jones could not give police a description of her assailant, saying she did not even notice if it was a man or a woman. (Reuters, donated by KSHOhio)


Somewhere there's security video of the woman just walking around with a bigass blade sticking out, and no one asks her if she's okay.
 
2010-02-03 10:56:17 AM  
Holy f*cking Christ! Must have been the vodak.
 
2010-02-03 11:09:40 AM  
kitryne: Somewhere there's security video of the woman just walking around with a bigass blade sticking out, and no one asks her if she's okay.

What. The. Hell.

"OK, here's your groceries. That'll be three dollars and eighty JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A KNIFE IN YOUR NECK."
 
2010-02-03 11:24:49 AM  
In Russia, pain feels YOU.

/got nothin
//except that
 
2010-02-03 11:25:19 AM  
shenanigans, I call it.
 
2010-02-03 11:25:31 AM  
Wasn't this an episode of CSI?
 
2010-02-03 11:25:43 AM  
In Russia, girl stabs knife!
 
2010-02-03 11:26:06 AM  
She seems hot and kinky in bed as she feels no pain.
 
2010-02-03 11:26:22 AM  
I'd stab her.
 
2010-02-03 11:27:39 AM  
I am Ahab: In Russia, pain feels YOU.

/got nothin
//except that


Win

+10
 
2010-02-03 11:28:14 AM  
That is so shopped, look at the pixels all around the knife.
 
2010-02-03 11:28:24 AM  
Chuck Norris' nemesis?
 
2010-02-03 11:28:29 AM  
Bless her, she is protected by St. Abby.
 
2010-02-03 11:28:50 AM  
Hmmm, It is russia and very cold out. I've cut myself a few times during the winter and it didn't know I was bleeding. At least she didn't pull it out like that woman in Penn. Leave it in till you get to the ER.
 
2010-02-03 11:28:52 AM  
I'd impale her with my pork sword.
 
2010-02-03 11:30:20 AM  
Man, that mugger must feel really stupid now.
 
2010-02-03 11:30:36 AM  
The vodak, it's strong in Russia.
 
2010-02-03 11:30:42 AM  
After this, she'll have no way of saying she doesn't do anal.

/okay, I got nothin' either...
 
2010-02-03 11:31:08 AM  
I did not need to see that with my first cup of coffee.
 
2010-02-03 11:31:59 AM  
That is the most awesome/scary picture I've ever seen!
 
2010-02-03 11:32:03 AM  
Walker: The vodak, it's strong in Russia.

So, apparently are the women.
 
2010-02-03 11:32:31 AM  
Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to.
 
2010-02-03 11:32:58 AM  
AbbeySomeone: I did not need to see that with my first cup of coffee.

Then why did you open the article when it clearly describes what you are about to see?
 
2010-02-03 11:33:18 AM  
i342.photobucket.com

Unimpressed but would still hit it.
 
2010-02-03 11:33:49 AM  
Pretty cool. Survived the mugging AND swiped the mugger's nifty knife!
 
2010-02-03 11:35:05 AM  
I'm shocked that someone would be stabbed over there. I thought getting rid of guns curbed violent crimes.

/ :)
 
2010-02-03 11:35:16 AM  
Maybe the some of the folks in yesterday's Kosher meats thread had a point?

/possible pun intended
 
2010-02-03 11:35:28 AM  
Let's see... published by The Sun, quoting a source from a far away location... survey says: Bullshiat!
 
2010-02-03 11:36:49 AM  
Russian biatches don't know about my blade.
 
2010-02-03 11:36:54 AM  
...PULL MY HAIR!!!! YES!!! YES!!!!PULL THAT KNIFE IN MY BACK!!! OOH BABY YEAH!!!...
 
2010-02-03 11:37:40 AM  
I'm an idiot. My attempts at snark are foiled by the fact that I missed the part about her living in Russia. I assumed she was in the UK. FAIL
 
2010-02-03 11:38:36 AM  
It's the SUN so, yes, they are kidding you.
 
2010-02-03 11:39:03 AM  
www.scene-stealers.com

Novice
 
2010-02-03 11:39:20 AM  
AmericanGrizzly: AbbeySomeone: I did not need to see that with my first cup of coffee.

Then why did you open the article when it clearly describes what you are about to see?


Morbid curiosity. Still not sure if that was worse than Noah Cyrus in her pedo outfit.
 
2010-02-03 11:39:31 AM  
That's not a knife.
 
2010-02-03 11:40:23 AM  
Is her last name Voorhees or maybe Meyers?
 
2010-02-03 11:40:45 AM  
I'm going with "yes, they're kidding you".

Nice pic, though.
 
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