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(Metro)   Dutch lawmakers announce dramatic rise in virgin wool exports   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Dutch, fifths, lower house, bestiality  
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4394 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2010 at 8:12 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2010-02-03 08:15:07 AM  
And rudders
2010-02-03 08:18:19 AM  
The snuf films go great with a mint sauce and a rice side.
2010-02-03 08:19:55 AM  
2010-02-03 08:20:40 AM  
You know where you get virgin wool?

Reeeeaaaaallllllllyyyyy ugly sheep.
2010-02-03 08:20:48 AM  
+1 subby.

Now I have to find some other place to sell velcro gloves...
2010-02-03 08:21:16 AM  
I'm surprised they have so many virgins.
2010-02-03 08:24:06 AM  
Does this mean their oven exports will decrease?
2010-02-03 08:34:18 AM  
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Pfft. The Dutch
2010-02-03 08:34:39 AM  
distributors in the Netherlands were responsible for some 80 percent of bestiality videos worldwide.

More like Brazil... so I herd.
2010-02-03 08:40:17 AM  
Did they really need to caption the picture "A sheep: relieved?"
2010-02-03 08:43:27 AM  
Now the sheep are going to be all edgy and undersexed.
2010-02-03 08:44:10 AM  
God damn Dutch.
2010-02-03 08:44:10 AM  
It's obvious that ewe can't handle the truth...

2010-02-03 08:51:24 AM  
The phrase "as long as" doesn't require a comma.

That is all.
2010-02-03 08:51:31 AM  

earl_k: Did they really need to caption the picture "A sheep: relieved?"

and how do we really know---that sheep may be kind of depressed not seeing any action in the future
2010-02-03 08:59:26 AM  
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/Out of a job
2010-02-03 09:12:48 AM  
Did anyone else notice the "Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich" in the sidebar? WTF?
2010-02-03 09:26:15 AM  
"I'd go out with her only if she was the last person on Earth and there were no sheep! Wait, are there sheep?"

2010-02-03 09:35:30 AM  
I'm studying abroad for a semester in the Netherlands right now, so I'm getting a sheep out of this... I mean kick.

/living in a farking Castle for 80 more days.
2010-02-03 09:39:18 AM  
I almost GIS'd pubic hair sweater but then realized I was at work.
2010-02-03 09:55:40 AM  
I just don't understand why they always show sheep when talking about animal sex. Everybody knows that goats are much more fun, for reasons that should be obvious. I mean, is there really any need for discussion on this point?

Oh wait. Have I said too much?
2010-02-03 10:30:17 AM  
Another victory for the abstinance only FFA program.
2010-02-03 10:38:56 AM  
Scottish abstinence committee headed over for conference.
2010-02-03 10:47:22 AM  
FTA: "Currently, animal sex is not itself illegal in the Netherlands as long, as it could be proven the animals were not injured - a situation rectified by the legislation approved on Tuesday by the upper house of the Dutch parliament. "

Heh, he said rectified.
2010-02-03 11:00:35 AM  
I was hoping this would be an article about wool socks & not something creepy. :(
2010-02-03 11:27:59 AM  
A guy's on vacation in New Zealand. Yada, yada. "You picked an ugly one!"
2010-02-03 11:32:26 AM  

vort3xxx: creepy

Is it really creepy if they're giving you the ol' sheep-eye?
2010-02-03 11:46:55 AM  
This news is really baaaaad.
2010-02-03 11:56:09 AM  
As somebody currently farking a sheep, I'm really getting a kick out of this thread...
2010-02-03 01:26:44 PM  
2010-02-04 07:35:05 AM  
That's farking stupid. What, are they going to ban steak too?
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