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(USA Today)   President Obama handed a PDB titled "Al Qaeda determined to strike in US by July 2010." Let's see what happens   (usatoday.com) divider line 445
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2010-02-03 01:42:10 AM
I have a feeling that clearing brush on the ranch is not on the agenda.
 
2010-02-03 01:47:22 AM
He's going to read from My Pet Goat. Only his version is an biographical account of his childhood in Kenya.
 
2010-02-03 01:57:12 AM
Atillathepun: I have a feeling that clearing brush on the ranch is not on the agenda.

Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.
 
2010-02-03 02:00:20 AM
At least he won't be stupid enough to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.
 
2010-02-03 02:06:35 AM
Spad31: Atillathepun: I have a feeling that clearing brush on the ranch is not on the agenda.

Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.


i729.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-03 02:12:33 AM
HansensDisease: At least he won't be stupid enough to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Give him time. Iran is starting to get uppity.

/hasn't seen the O man do anything different than W so far.
 
2010-02-03 02:14:37 AM
NeedleGuy: HansensDisease: At least he won't be stupid enough to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Give him time. Iran is starting to get uppity.

/hasn't seen the O man do anything different than W so far.


Besides taking Afghanistan and healthcare seriously?
 
2010-02-03 02:26:07 AM
HansensDisease: At least he won't be stupid enough to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Bravo. Thread over.
 
2010-02-03 02:33:20 AM
HansensDisease: At least he won't be stupid enough to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

I don't know, I think it'd be kind of funny if he attacked New Zealand.

(Assuming no one got hurt of course)
 
2010-02-03 02:34:28 AM
NeedleGuy: HansensDisease: At least he won't be stupid enough to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

Give him time. Iran is starting to get uppity.

/hasn't seen the O man do anything different than W so far.


Well, it hasn't been perfect, but Obama's administration has been the least lobbyist-riddled one for about 50 years at least. Again, not perfect. He asked for and got some waivers (meaning even where he "fudged" there was full disclosure.)

As opposed to the most lobbyist (and felon,) riddled administration in history under Bush.

/b-b-b-ut they're all the same!
 
2010-02-03 02:49:32 AM
Spad31: Atillathepun: I have a feeling that clearing brush on the ranch is not on the agenda.

Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.


You mean like George W. Bush? Who bought a ranch just in time to run for office. And then sold it within months of leaving office, moving back to the comfortable suburbs?

Right.

Buying a prop farm certainly works to make tards who need a "cowboy" hero fall in line, apparently.
 
2010-02-03 03:36:13 AM
Spad31: Atillathepun: I have a feeling that clearing brush on the ranch is not on the agenda.

Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.


Totally. Real men buy fake ranches then have photo opps while "clearing brush" in their neat, clean shirt all nicely tucked in.
 
2010-02-03 04:05:06 AM
What will happen is that mosques will burn all across the red states.

Not hoping for it, just saying, it's coming if the terror attack does.
 
BOZ
2010-02-03 04:35:03 AM
unlikely: What will happen is that mosques will burn all across the red states.

Not hoping for it, just saying, it's coming if the terror attack does.


Yeah, things will get very very ugly, very fast.
 
2010-02-03 04:37:49 AM
Just hope that we don't get any more severe overreactions. We cannot afford that again.
 
2010-02-03 04:39:37 AM
Lionel Mandrake: Totally. Real men buy fake ranches then have photo opps while "clearing brush" in their neat, clean shirt all nicely tucked in.

Yeah, they even take on fake southern accents.

Now that I mentioned it, watching Obama's NH speech today, he does seem to have picked up a southern 'twang.'

Anyone else notice it?
 
2010-02-03 05:56:48 AM
The US is one step ahead of them! See..that's why we've kept Ground Zero as a pile of rubble. It's all part of the plan!
 
2010-02-03 07:19:02 AM
Well, I certainly feel safe knowing that the world's greatest community organizer is at the helm.
 
2010-02-03 07:22:05 AM
Without universal single payer government option healthcare, the terrorists have already won.
 
2010-02-03 07:22:41 AM
BillCo: Well, I certainly feel safe knowing that the world's greatest community organizer is at the helm.

Me too. But I'd feel safer if we had a silver-spoon-fed, failed alcoholic businessman with a fake Texas accent.
 
2010-02-03 07:25:41 AM
BOZ: unlikely: What will happen is that mosques will burn all across the red states.

Not hoping for it, just saying, it's coming if the terror attack does.

Yeah, things will get very very ugly, very fast.


Nope. Didn't happen last time. Won't happen this time. We are a civilized people, even if some of us aren't. There is no great racial or religious outcry to kill all muslims. Yes, we happen to be at war in two muslim countries. But we are not at war with Islam. Only idiots and muslims think that.

Not that I won't look twice at the cashier at Kwik-e-Mart, though. He looks like he should be wearing a turban. I bet he's undercover al queada.
 
2010-02-03 07:26:48 AM
Lionel Mandrake: BillCo: Well, I certainly feel safe knowing that the world's greatest community organizer is at the helm.

Me too. But I'd feel safer if we had a silver-spoon-fed, failed alcoholic businessman with a fake Texas accent.


Former Congressman and now Homeland Security guy, Lee Hamilton (D) thinks that Obama might be asleep at the switch...or at least that is what he told Congress last week. With friends like these....
 
2010-02-03 07:27:20 AM
I'm not worried. Those TSA naked picture machines will save us all.
 
2010-02-03 07:28:56 AM
BOZ: unlikely: What will happen is that mosques will burn all across the red states.

Not hoping for it, just saying, it's coming if the terror attack does.

Yeah, things will get very very ugly, very fast.


They didn't in '01. Frankly, I was sorta pleasantly surprised by my fellow americans. I know that it was a crappy time to be Muslim in the US and A (ask my friend Mr. Nzangu), but there was no Rawanda style bloodletting. Not even when my redneck mountain town discovered suddenly that we have had a mosque here since the early 80s.
 
2010-02-03 07:29:12 AM
Surveillance of all non-white non-christians should begin immediately!111111111
 
2010-02-03 07:30:09 AM
Spad31: Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.

Don't you have to raise animals, at least chickens, in order to call it a "ranch"?
 
2010-02-03 07:30:16 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Yeah, they even take on fake southern accents.

For that, one simply MUST look to Hillary Clinton. Queen of the fake southern accent.
 
2010-02-03 07:30:33 AM
Aarontology: I'm not worried. Those TSA naked picture machines will save us all.

Prurient...that is the new safety word.
 
2010-02-03 07:30:44 AM
Starting to sound familiar.

Guess the Hope and Change brand isn't hitting the polls like the good old days.

/All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again.
 
2010-02-03 07:30:51 AM
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."
 
2010-02-03 07:31:36 AM
BOZ: unlikely: What will happen is that mosques will burn all across the red states.

Not hoping for it, just saying, it's coming if the terror attack does.

Yeah, things will get very very ugly, very fast.


I think you have premonitions about this thread......
 
2010-02-03 07:32:23 AM
Notabunny: Spad31: Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.

Don't you have to raise animals, at least chickens, in order to call it a "ranch"?


I believe the making of salad dressing is all that is required.
 
2010-02-03 07:32:35 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Now that I mentioned it, watching Obama's NH speech today, he does seem to have picked up a southern 'twang.'

Anyone else notice it?


I believe that is his "negro" dialect. He has one you know.
 
2010-02-03 07:33:53 AM
Lionel Mandrake: BillCo: Well, I certainly feel safe knowing that the world's greatest community organizer is at the helm.

Me too. But I'd feel safer if we had a silver-spoon-fed, failed alcoholic businessman with a fake Texas accent.


Yikes. One's life must be pretty fail to fail at being an alcoholic!
 
2010-02-03 07:34:40 AM
Wait wait.....I know this one. Ignore the document, end up allowing one of the worst tragedies in American history, attack the wrong country because of an issue that daddy had during his term, escalate the war to unexpected casualites and expense, become quite unpopular, label the the portion of the American population who doesn't support the war as "unpatriotic" and be reelected to a second term. Then drag the country into a horrid recession, but don't worry, because you have an entire news network dedicated to fellating you at every turn without question while demonizing your political enemies.

Right?
 
2010-02-03 07:34:43 AM
Isn't this part of the GOP wish list?
 
2010-02-03 07:38:28 AM
This has been a funny thread so far. However, I do agree
with sgnilward.

Fake ranches, accents, and salad dressing...lulz!
 
2010-02-03 07:38:56 AM
Fart_Machine: Isn't this part of the GOP wish list?

Doesn't Canada have oil fields?

I'll bet they're nervous
 
2010-02-03 07:39:45 AM
BillCo: Britney Spear's Speculum: Now that I mentioned it, watching Obama's NH speech today, he does seem to have picked up a southern 'twang.'

Anyone else notice it?

I believe that is his "negro" dialect. He has one you know.


Only when he wants one :P

Someone said, it's quite an uneven battle; the people fighting the terrorists have to succeed 100% of the time, while the terrorist only needs to succeed once every few attempts for them to score victory points. November 2010 will be interesting if they manage to succeed that once between now and then. Yeah, the USA will become even more ungovernable, I'd put my money on China becoming the world's next only superpower.
 
2010-02-03 07:40:08 AM
Fart_Machine: Isn't this part of the GOP wish list?

i249.photobucket.com

on one hand, it would give them a chance to pile on obama, demanding his impeachment (just like the dems did with bush after 9/11 - oh, wait!) but on the other, they risk the nation rallying around him and pumping his approval up to 90%. and since it's unlikely obama will attack mexico or albania in response, his approval would likely stay there for a while.
 
2010-02-03 07:40:24 AM
FTFA: The chilling warning comes as Christmas airline attack suspect, Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutullab, is cooperating with saying anything to temporarily stop being tortured by federal investigators, a federal law enforcement official said Tuesday.

/FTFY
//and the benefit of my tin foil hat
 
2010-02-03 07:40:50 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you are not in a state of constant fear of an invisible enemy, then the military industrial complex will no longer be able to feed itself.
The enemy is all around you.

We fell for this crap during the cold war, and we are falling for it again.
 
2010-02-03 07:43:13 AM
"Intel chief: al-Qaeda likely to attempt attack"

wow, can you get anymore generic? Next they will be saying criminals likely to commit crime.

Do they need another attack that bad? I thought the Christmas day bomber went pretty smoothly. Really all that was needed in the U.S. was 9/11, after that there is really no point, most of the bomb suppliers are feds anyway. Lot's of dumb kids out there though. Keep trying.

There is no stopping the Jihad!

Allahu akbar!
 
2010-02-03 07:43:31 AM
Crunch61: Notabunny: Spad31: Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.

Don't you have to raise animals, at least chickens, in order to call it a "ranch"?

I believe the making of salad dressing is all that is required.


If W really had run a Chicken Ranch, I might have had more respect for him....

(oooooo he does a little side step....)
 
2010-02-03 07:44:51 AM
Terror plot? Check.
Covert Racism? Check.
Conspiracy Theories? Check.
Xenophobia? Check.

/going to be a good thread
 
2010-02-03 07:45:29 AM
A flawed agenda, perhaps a naive attitude, and even perhaps some myopic ideas on fixing healthcare, the economy and key issues are all weaknesses of this Administration.

However, I have no doubt that this Administration isn't going to wait for us to be attacked on our own soil again. They say you can't make life hard for a guy who sleeps on a rock and eats bugs but in these next five months, we are going to find that very thing out.
 
2010-02-03 07:47:32 AM
Notabunny: Spad31: Too prissy to have a ranch and actually get his successful and attractive self dirty.

Don't you have to raise animals, at least chickens, in order to call it a "ranch"?


We call them poultry farms. You don't want to get caught running a "chicken ranch" in Texas. For an idea of what I'm talking about, let's just say that Jeff Gannon was the unofficial chicken delivery service for the White House during the Bush years.
 
2010-02-03 07:49:05 AM
IMHO, the "War on Terror" might be a good thing to outsource.

China and India have the know-how, experience, and will to handle terrorists and can do it at a cut rate.

"We've secretly replaced the guards and command structure at Gitmo with the People's Army, let's see if anyone notices....."
 
2010-02-03 07:50:21 AM
BillCo: Britney Spear's Speculum: Now that I mentioned it, watching Obama's NH speech today, he does seem to have picked up a southern 'twang.'

Anyone else notice it?

I believe that is his "negro" dialect. He has one you know.



How do you say "Bring it on!" in a Negro dialect?
 
2010-02-03 07:51:05 AM
FlashHarry: Fart_Machine: Isn't this part of the GOP wish list?



on one hand, it would give them a chance to pile on obama, demanding his impeachment (just like the dems did with bush after 9/11 - oh, wait!) but on the other, they risk the nation rallying around him and pumping his approval up to 90%. and since it's unlikely obama will attack mexico or albania in response, his approval would likely stay there for a while.


It'd be a Teabagger's wetdream as they will say "See, Obama failed from protecting us from the terrists."
 
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