shower_in_my_socks: The pic made me lol. A new Fark classic.

Somewhere, Joe Camel nefariously chuckles.

The best part about the article is the comment from the typical, highly intelligent, British reader:


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Of all my time reading the interesting articles of metro, of the amount of time i have put into commenting, i have never heard anything to not only repulse me to my core but also to upset my own 2 eyes, I just cant Understand how not only u can get your pet snake to smoke on a ciggie, but to also waste your stash on a fetus when its still unable to enjoy the smooth warm feeling as it hits ur lungs is absurd!!!! I aint sharing my smokes with no man, women, snake, child or even a frickin hippopotimus, I love mi ciggies i do

bernard butler, royston vasey, 2/2/2010 15:32

JerseyTim: He's got a Burgess Meredith thing going on.

Those Amazing Animals. Favorite.

fragMasterFlash: Pops caught snake smokin' and he said "no wai!"
That hippicrab smokes two packs a day

I like the cut of your crab-jib, sir! Also, I have a picture remarkably similar to that one taken in West Philly, where'd you get yours?

When will PETA chime in?

Oznog: !!!!

You sir are now my hero

/Snake! its a snake ooooh its a snake its a badger badger ....

LonMead: Actually, the coolest snake ever...

Don't tell this guy that

I'm tired of all these Motherf*ckin snakes smoking these Motherf*ckin cigarettes.

I no longer smoke (I'm not bragging, I just woke up smart one day) but when I did, I never smoked around my pets or any of my friends and families pets. Same with kids and non smokers. Yeah, I used to spend lots of time alone standing out in the back yard.

I just wonder: how many of you Farkers smoke around your pets? I don't know if pets can be harmed by second hand smoke, but I never wanted to find out. Nothing worse than sitting with your nice dog, cat, ferret or what have you and smelling stale cigarette smoke on their fur. I just think it's mean to expose the critters to something they have the good sense not to go near.

I was at a party once and some stupid stoner I know was blowing pot smoke into a cats face, trying to get it high. I grabbed his greasy lanky hair and smacked him a good one in the chops. I know, I shouldn't have hit him, but it made me so g.d. mad watching that poor animal struggling to get away from the smoke.

JerseyTim: He's got a Burgess Meredith thing going on.

First thing I thought of...tried to name one of my kids Esme....

NEDM: jingks: jingks: Never seen that version... what movie is that?

Ah, that's "successful" Rimmer, isn't it?

No, thats Ace Rimmer.

What a guy.

My man Ace is very, very brave.

/Is down with that.

T-Boy: The best part about the article is the comment from the typical, highly intelligent, British reader:


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Of all my time reading the interesting articles of metro, of the amount of time i have put into commenting, i have never heard anything to not only repulse me to my core but also to upset my own 2 eyes, I just cant Understand how not only u can get your pet snake to smoke on a ciggie, but to also waste your stash on a fetus when its still unable to enjoy the smooth warm feeling as it hits ur lungs is absurd!!!! I aint sharing my smokes with no man, women, snake, child or even a frickin hippopotimus, I love mi ciggies i do

bernard butler, royston vasey, 2/2/2010 15:32

Royston Vasey is the fictitious town where "The League of Gentlemen" takes place. Bernard Butler is the guitar player from Suede. I wouldn't take that comment entirely too seriously.

Um, I think you're doing it wrong... where's your snake?

I'm gonna teach my trouser snake to smoke.

spnartie: I'm tired of all these Motherf*ckin snakes smoking these Motherf*ckin cigarettes.

lol!


/well done

This thread is making me want a cigarette.

I don't get why anyone would even try this. Cigarettes are expensive as hell, there's no farking way I'm sharing mine with a snake.

No you can't have one either. Back off.

Poppa Boner: I'm gonna teach my trouser snake to smoke.

That's easy, jerk off in an extremely dry environment without any lube what so ever. It will start to smoke (from the friction).



Also pet snakey with ciggy is a cutie.

//The funny thing is that we already have a robot groundhog.
//Gus is currently the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania.

Awesome...wrong thread!!!

dprathbun: When will PETA chime in?

This!

It is so obvious that a robot should replace the snake.

/Robot snakes are trying to take over the world.

StoPPeRmobile: /Robot snakes are trying to take over the world.

Whoa! I f*cking want one of those!

You stole mah cigs!

NEDM: jingks: jingks: Never seen that version... what movie is that?

Ah, that's "successful" Rimmer, isn't it?

No, thats Ace Rimmer.

What a guy.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

mofomisfit: NEDM: jingks: jingks: Never seen that version... what movie is that?

Ah, that's "successful" Rimmer, isn't it?

No, thats Ace Rimmer.

What a guy.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Soup-er!

Unimpressed.
/hotlinked

Oznog: !!!!

That is so cool man I wish I had a smoking snake

Gyrfalcon: Since snakes don't inhale and exhale like humans do (i.e. not as many times per minute) I can hardly imagine a snake "smoking". What I can imagine is that the snake's owner is seriously retarded.

The guy is probable related to the family that claims their snake woke them up to alert them to a fire in their home.

/The snake was also heard singing, ♫"Me and my Winsssssstons, we gotta a real good thing".♬

OMG kill me, I actually laughed at the "hissy fit" pun. WTF is wrong with me!? This has never happened before.

Approves



/Ever notice that Joe Camels nose is kind of NSFW?

not impressed

The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

Oldiron_79: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

I know that Taiwan is a close ally, but I don't think they are part of the US yet.

NEDM: Oldiron_79: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!

I know that Taiwan is a close ally, but I don't think they are part of the US yet.

I was quoting Escape from LA.

RockofAges: Sounds like you're real fun at parties. Try that around this town sometime and you'll get your ass knocked down and tossed out right quick.

Nothing worse than a self-righteous ex-smoker.

So wait, are you really defending holding an animal down and blowing pot smoke in its face, and attacking the decision not to smoke cigarettes around animals? Because I'm not sure those are positions worth holding, honestly.

Late to the party, but:

Dodongo dislike smoke.

Onkel Buck: /Ever notice that Joe Camels nose is kind of NSFW?

Whoa.*FAP FAP FAP* Uh, I mean, I am disappoint.