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(Metro)   Man gets pet snake hooked on cigarettes: "He gets very agitated if I don't have any to spare" (with 'I'm Cooler Than All the Other Snakes' pic)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 104
    More: Stupid, hissy fit, Taipei, tobacco products, Thousand Character Classic, UK government, nicotine, begs the question, cigarettes  
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2010-02-02 10:21:02 PM  
What the fark is wrong with this snake?

img.metro.co.uk

obama-zone.com

/oh, come on. you know someone was going to do it
 
2010-02-02 10:29:23 PM  
I love smoking in public, especially when it is against the law.

I also make sure to throw my butts everywhere I can, preferably in drinking fountains or into the heaps of produce at Safeway.

Right now I'm working on a device that will distribute the smoke smell away from me and my car and will let everyone around me smell it as well.
 
2010-02-02 10:33:30 PM  
i495.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-02 10:52:16 PM  
We should get all the dangerous animals addicted to cigarettes so they get lung cancer and die. Might be a tricky one to teach the sharks though.
 
2010-02-02 10:54:21 PM  
Cubansaltyballs: I love smoking in public, especially when it is against the law.

I also make sure to throw my butts everywhere I can, preferably in drinking fountains or into the heaps of produce at Safeway.

Right now I'm working on a device that will distribute the smoke smell away from me and my car and will let everyone around me smell it as well.


Hey could I bum a smoke? Thanks.
 
2010-02-02 11:21:01 PM  
Demetrius: /oh, come on. you know someone was going to do it

Yeah, I'm late, but I did it anyway:

i159.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-02 11:21:55 PM  
wtfisthat: Hey could I bum a smoke? Thanks.

I gave my last one to a snake.
 
2010-02-02 11:23:36 PM  
Cubansaltyballs: wtfisthat: Hey could I bum a smoke? Thanks.

I gave my last one to a snake.


harsh
 
2010-02-02 11:38:18 PM  
Confabulat: We should get all the dangerous animals addicted to cigarettes so they get lung cancer and die. Might be a tricky one to teach the sharks though.

My understanding is that sharks are immune to cancer anyway.
 
2010-02-03 12:19:38 AM  
I'M A SNAKE
I'M A SNAKE
SUCK MY... UH...
I'M A SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEE
 
2010-02-03 12:37:34 AM  
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2010-02-03 12:55:33 AM  
He's got a Burgess Meredith thing going on.
 
2010-02-03 01:49:51 AM  
img2.moonbuggy.org

/ Oblig
 
2010-02-03 01:52:41 AM  
Elektrohed: Image fail/ Oblig

Indeed
 
2010-02-03 01:53:19 AM  
FishyFred: SUCK MY... UH...

HEMIPENIS

Yup, its got a hemi.
 
2010-02-03 01:53:27 AM  
I'd rather dye: Elektrohed: Image fail/ Oblig

Indeed


HTML fail as well (for me)...
 
2010-02-03 01:54:14 AM  
http://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/Smoking-Snake.jpg
 
2010-02-03 01:57:21 AM  
At least the snake doesn't use chewing tobacco. Flakes and chunks of mice would be spit everywhere...
 
2010-02-03 01:57:37 AM  
JerseyTim: He's got a Burgess Meredith thing going on.

I knew someone had to beat me to a Foul Play reference.
 
2010-02-03 01:59:22 AM  
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www.tokyomango.com!!www.tokyomango.com!!
 
2010-02-03 01:59:38 AM  
FTFComments:
Through my recent research, I've discovered that snakes with human babies than human adults do. This begs the question, why is it ok to give cigarettes to snakes and not to babies? There are a lot of babies in the world, so I can only assume that the sales of tobacco products would rocket if we forced those products into our babies' lungs, then back out again (a basic inhale, exhale action, where the exhale is performed after a sufficient inhale). If any people in the UK Government would like to get in touch with me about lowering the age of smoking to 'fetus', then please don't hesitate.

Dr Charles Manson, A secret ranch where you can't find me, 2/2/2010 14:51


Kind of a nice post. Kind or ruined by the first sentence.
 
2010-02-03 02:01:14 AM  
I particularly enjoyed the comments on TFA from Dr. Charles Manson.
 
2010-02-03 02:04:43 AM  
FTFComments:
Through my recent research, I've discovered that snakes with human babies than human adults do. This begs the question, why is it ok to give cigarettes to snakes and not to babies? There are a lot of babies in the world, so I can only assume that the sales of tobacco products would rocket if we forced those products into our babies' lungs, then back out again (a basic inhale, exhale action, where the exhale is performed after a sufficient inhale). If any people in the UK Government would like to get in touch with me about lowering the age of smoking to 'fetus', then please don't hesitate.

Dr Charles Manson, A secret ranch where you can't find me, 2/2/2010 14:51

Panty Sniffer:Kind of a nice post. Kind or ruined by the first sentence.


Well, I am truly sorry for your lots.
 
2010-02-03 02:06:09 AM  
Since snakes don't inhale and exhale like humans do (i.e. not as many times per minute) I can hardly imagine a snake "smoking". What I can imagine is that the snake's owner is seriously retarded.
 
2010-02-03 02:07:07 AM  
www.lolgamers.com

Give it a cigarette and a keyboard and you can call it a farker.
 
2010-02-03 02:09:19 AM  
The pic made me lol. A new Fark classic.
 
2010-02-03 02:10:33 AM  
Oznog: Panty Sniffer:Kind of a nice post. Kind or ruined by the first sentence.

Well, I am truly sorry for your lots.


.... wasn't that on the news this mrohing?
 
2010-02-03 02:12:18 AM  
i228.photobucket.com

approves.
 
2010-02-03 02:13:38 AM  
One time, I gave my snake some beer. He was slithering this way and that. He was all farked up.
 
2010-02-03 02:14:16 AM  
I wish today's "journalist" could learn to do research before releasing a story for the world to read. It's not a pit viper, which is highly venomous...its a Taiwanese beauty snake, a non-venomous constrictor distantly related to our own North American rat snakes.

Google is ur friend!

Ex.1 "Pit Viper" (Image courtesy of Google Search)
www.beersteak.com

Doesn't look anything like the snake he pictured.
 
2010-02-03 02:14:53 AM  
i176.photobucket.com

Different snake.
 
2010-02-03 02:17:35 AM  
www.files32.com


/first thing i thought of.
//as in the final boss.
 
2010-02-03 02:20:44 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

SNAKE? SNAKE? SNNNNNNNAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!
 
2010-02-03 02:23:55 AM  
mandingueiro: /first thing i thought of.
//as in the final boss.


My brother and I spent a holiday in France pumping 5 franc pieces into that machine until we completed it.

Yah, cool story, I know.

Also, we should have more pictures of animals smoking. I want to see a pipe smoking kangeroo.
 
2010-02-03 02:30:27 AM  
img714.imageshack.us

Pops caught snake smokin' and he said "no wai!"
That hippicrab smokes two packs a day
 
2010-02-03 02:32:10 AM  
cYn21: One time, I gave my snake some beer. He was slithering this way and that. He was all farked up.

Farking shiat, man.
 
2010-02-03 02:35:08 AM  
You have to die from something. Waiting until the bones start crumbling, I think, would suck.

skeptisys.files.wordpress.com
Smoke!
 
2010-02-03 02:36:24 AM  
Ask cool as that picture is I'm not convinced.
I owed a Vietnamese blue beauty rat snake, a very close relative of that Taiwanese one there and own about 15 other snakes. Generally snakes breath through their nose, breathing though their mouth is a sign of respiratory infection. Second, with these asian rat snakes part of their "I'm a little pissed off" reaction (and they are generally grumpier than most domestic snakes) is to sit with their mouth wide open all coiled back and ready to strike, It would be really easy to stick a cigarette in their mouth. Since it would probably get stuck on one their very small but sharp teeth I would be hard for the snake to spit out and they might just sit there and let it hang out their mouth.
If it really did just go over to a but and grab it and hold it it may have been because of the heat, not because the snake wants to warm up (asian rat snakes actually need a cool temperature) but because it mistook it for food. I know my carpet python will strike at an open flame but I don't know how het sensitive a Taiwanese beauty rat snake is.
The above corn snake picture is great.
 
2010-02-03 02:37:02 AM  
cYn21: One time, I gave my snake some beer. He was slithering this way and that. He was all farked up.

I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus.
 
2010-02-03 02:41:02 AM  
fragMasterFlash: Pops caught snake smokin' and he said "no wai!"
That hippicrab smokes two packs a day


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2010-02-03 02:42:22 AM  
Hi, I'm retarded. Also, I'm an English news source.
 
2010-02-03 02:44:02 AM  
Actually, the coolest snake ever...
img.youtube.com
 
2010-02-03 02:49:19 AM  
That is the coolest snake ever.

And given a snake's inherent coolness, that is saying something.+

Like an Interior Crocodiel Alligator
 
2010-02-03 02:52:29 AM  
Ashtrey: TLike an Interior Crocodiel Alligator

Never seen that version... what movie is that?
 
2010-02-03 02:53:23 AM  
jingks: Never seen that version... what movie is that?

Ah, that's "successful" Rimmer, isn't it?
 
2010-02-03 03:03:42 AM  
www.scifi-universe.com

COOL SNAKE, BRO
 
2010-02-03 03:11:08 AM  
jingks: jingks: Never seen that version... what movie is that?

Ah, that's "successful" Rimmer, isn't it?


No, thats Ace Rimmer.

What a guy.
 
2010-02-03 03:19:54 AM  
I think were hitting win capacity...
 
2010-02-03 03:20:12 AM  
Came for the Foul Play reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2010-02-03 03:28:07 AM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
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