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(Christian Science Monitor)   Retarded PETA idea #14374: Replacing the Groundhog's Day groundhog with a robot   (csmonitor.com ) divider line 119
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2010-02-02 05:41:42 PM  
While PETA's motives may be silly, robots are generally pretty awesome, so I support this.
 
2010-02-02 05:49:30 PM  

TheSpaceAdmiral: While PETA's motives may be silly, robots are generally pretty awesome, so I support this.


February 2, 2010: The day we all felt fear at the groundhog's shadow.
 
2010-02-02 06:00:20 PM  
That is the most spoiled rotten rodent on earth.
 
2010-02-02 06:05:36 PM  
SkyNet became self-aware at 7:43am EDT January 2, 2010. Six more weeks of doom.
 
2010-02-02 06:09:10 PM  
They should replace PETA with Vegans, then deport them back to Venus.
 
2010-02-02 06:57:53 PM  

Cake Hunter: SkyNet became self-aware at 7:43am EDT January 2, 2010. Six more weeks of doom.


Damn you, I was going to make a joke about the groundhog hunting Sarah Connor.
 
2010-02-02 08:34:54 PM  
Support alternative energy:

Burn hippies
 
2010-02-02 08:55:32 PM  
Only if Wiarton Willie and Punxsutawney Phil fight it out in a robot death match.
 
2010-02-02 09:01:55 PM  
Domo arigato, Mr. Groundhogo.
 
2010-02-02 09:15:24 PM  
I think robots are cool, jackassmitter.
 
2010-02-02 09:20:53 PM  
Yes. Winter lasts for six more weeks. Pulling some poor marmot out of its chateau doesn't change it.
 
2010-02-02 11:15:57 PM  
I think this is the plot of "Terminator 7"
 
2010-02-02 11:17:15 PM  

TheSpaceAdmiral: While PETA's motives may be silly, robots are generally pretty awesome, so I support this.


Robots make everything awesome.
 
2010-02-02 11:17:16 PM  
You just know that one day we'll have a "People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots" organization asking us to change the mech-groundhog with a young child.

And I will laugh and laugh from my robo-harem.
 
2010-02-02 11:18:15 PM  

Dwight256: You just know that one day we'll have a "People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots" organization asking us to change the mech-groundhog with a young child.

And I will laugh and laugh from my robo-harem.


*to replace the mech-groundhog with a small child.
 
2010-02-02 11:18:23 PM  

R.A.Danny: That is the most spoiled rotten rodent on earth.


You think?

disney-clipart.com
 
2010-02-02 11:18:37 PM  

cretinbob: Yes. Winter lasts for six more weeks. Pulling some poor marmot out of its chateau doesn't change it.


Awwww... does that offwend oooo?
 
2010-02-02 11:18:45 PM  
I will only support it if the robot breathes fire.

Get cracking, scientists.
 
2010-02-02 11:19:44 PM  
Retarded PETA idea #14374: Replacing the Groundhog's Day groundhog with a robot

I don't think a possessive is necessary here...
 
2010-02-02 11:19:51 PM  
Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.
 
2010-02-02 11:19:59 PM  

Wolsey: cretinbob: Yes. Winter lasts for six more weeks. Pulling some poor marmot out of its chateau doesn't change it.

Awwww... does that offwend oooo?


www.tensegrity.hellblazer.com
 
2010-02-02 11:23:00 PM  
www.collider.com

happy groundhogs day
6 more weeks of nuclear winter
 
2010-02-02 11:23:49 PM  

Mobkey: Only if Wiarton Willie and Punxsutawney Phil fight it out in a robot death match.


French Creek Freddy would kick their ass.
 
2010-02-02 11:24:09 PM  
You Farkers are all too young (new window)


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-02-02 11:24:26 PM  
cadpilot: I think this is the plot of "Terminator 7"

Sadly, you probably aren't that far off from the truth...

/also, I chortled
//almost guffawed, too
 
2010-02-02 11:24:41 PM  

GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.


What are you, a child?
 
2010-02-02 11:25:01 PM  
They should try using a brick one year, just to see if it's accurate.
 
2010-02-02 11:25:53 PM  
They have a stuffed groundhog in Nebraska. I guess PETA wouldn't like that because the little groundhog had to die and be stuffed for our amusement.

Unadilla Bill (new window)
 
2010-02-02 11:26:44 PM  

Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.

What are you, a child?


What is your point? I made my comment, and now I have to put up with some gay looking prick holding a puppy doing his best to insult me? Ok, let's do an in-depth discussion of Groundhog Day. You begin.
 
2010-02-02 11:26:50 PM  

GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.


Huh? Everybody knew what Groundhog Day was, that's kind of why it worked as a movie title. As opposed to "Blarnworth Day". Nobody ever saw that movie, even the editor kept his eyes shut.
 
2010-02-02 11:27:16 PM  

CygnusDarius: TheSpaceAdmiral: While PETA's motives may be silly, robots are generally pretty awesome, so I support this.

Robots make everything awesome.


Well if PETA was robots, and they were awesome, they'd tell us to stop enslaving toasters, and bite their shiny metal asses.
 
2010-02-02 11:28:24 PM  
I'd consider it if PETA made one.
 
2010-02-02 11:31:17 PM  

the_chief: I'd consider it if PETA made one.


You know, it occurs to me that PETA could substitute one of the topless models from their ad campaigns for the groundhog. Topless women seeking their shadows? It could work.
 
2010-02-02 11:31:46 PM  

MrLint: CygnusDarius: TheSpaceAdmiral: While PETA's motives may be silly, robots are generally pretty awesome, so I support this.

Robots make everything awesome.

Well if PETA was robots, and they were awesome, they'd tell us to stop enslaving toasters, and bite their shiny metal asses.


Sounds like a good idea for a television series.
 
2010-02-02 11:31:48 PM  
Every time PETA opens their mouth I purposely go out and find a harmless animal to torture and kill. Just to spite them. I think I'll start sending them a video of it each time until they get the message.
 
2010-02-02 11:33:08 PM  

Airfoilsguy: You Farkers are all too young (new window)


What the hell does the Caddyshack Gopher have to do with a groundhog?
 
2010-02-02 11:33:58 PM  

GonadtheBarbarian: Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.

What are you, a child?

What is your point? I made my comment, and now I have to put up with some gay looking prick holding a puppy doing his best to insult me? Ok, let's do an in-depth discussion of Groundhog Day. You begin.


A... holiday that most people outside of Pennsylvania had heard of long before the movie?
 
2010-02-02 11:35:19 PM  
I came in here to see if anyone posted, "PETA is the ultimate troll."

Having not found that, I'd like to say that PETA is the ultimate troll.
 
2010-02-02 11:37:36 PM  
www.hrwiki.org

What's a robut?

//PETA suxxorz
 
2010-02-02 11:38:35 PM  

Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.

What are you, a child?

What is your point? I made my comment, and now I have to put up with some gay looking prick holding a puppy doing his best to insult me? Ok, let's do an in-depth discussion of Groundhog Day. You begin.

A... holiday that most people outside of Pennsylvania had heard of long before the movie?


Uh yeah...that's what it was until the move turned it into an excuse to go to Punxy and get drunk. I never thought young idiots claiming to have been there would be something to brag about.
 
2010-02-02 11:38:43 PM  
I'd like to see them slowly replace parts of Phil with robotic limbs. Could do some bionic legs first and work their way up to laser beam eyes. So yes, I agree with PETA.
 
2010-02-02 11:39:05 PM  

Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.

What are you, a child?


I think you are supposed to pick on the grammatical errors and spelling atrocities at this point.
 
2010-02-02 11:40:39 PM  
Link


what about Staten island chuck, who bit the mayor last year
 
2010-02-02 11:40:49 PM  

GonadtheBarbarian: Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.

What are you, a child?

What is your point? I made my comment, and now I have to put up with some gay looking prick holding a puppy doing his best to insult me? Ok, let's do an in-depth discussion of Groundhog Day. You begin.

A... holiday that most people outside of Pennsylvania had heard of long before the movie?

Uh yeah...that's what it was until the move turned it into an excuse to go to Punxy and get drunk. I never thought young idiots claiming to have been there would be something to brag about.


I take it you live in Punxy? Ned? Ned Ryerson? Why are you so bitter?
 
2010-02-02 11:41:32 PM  
About as retarded as predicting weather patterns by watching rodents, if you ask me...
 
2010-02-02 11:42:33 PM  
What about General Lee
 
2010-02-02 11:44:08 PM  

Huskadoodle: Fano: GonadtheBarbarian: Groundhog day never meant a farkin thing to anyone outside of Pennsylvania to that recockulous movie came out. Then it became trendy. This is when it died.

What are you, a child?

I think you are supposed to pick on the grammatical errors and spelling atrocities at this point.


As a prick with a puppy, I don't feel the need. Apparently he hates non-native drunks. They steal his booze.
 
2010-02-02 11:44:46 PM  

Huskadoodle: What about General Lee


PETA wants to replace the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard with a robot?
 
2010-02-02 11:45:18 PM  

spookidooki: About as retarded as predicting weather patterns by watching rodents, if you ask me...


Pretty much. We all know beagles wearing a tu-tu are better.
 
2010-02-02 11:45:55 PM  
When will we accept that PETA are professional trolls, that everything they do is for attention, that they know ideas like this are stupid and propose them for the lulz, and that we only feed their trolliness by giving them the spotlight they crave?

PETA euthanizes 85% of the animals they rescue.
 
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