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2010-02-02 10:54:08 AM
Foiled again!
 
2010-02-02 12:43:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.
 
2010-02-02 01:06:46 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance 2010-02-02 12:43:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.

I found it cutting
 
2010-02-02 01:07:16 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.


You sound rapeier

/I know damn well what I said
 
2010-02-02 01:07:33 PM
apeman12: Eddie Adams from Torrance 2010-02-02 12:43:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.

I found it cutting


Why are you bowing to a rapist?!
 
2010-02-02 01:08:28 PM
Tosoto: apeman12: Eddie Adams from Torrance 2010-02-02 12:43:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.

I found it cutting

Why are you bowing to a rapist?!


He likes it?
 
2010-02-02 01:09:50 PM
www.fakenews.net
I'll take SWORDS for $400
 
2010-02-02 01:10:45 PM
"While investigating the threat, police said officers discovered the man was also growing marijuana."

Now here come all the arguments that marijauna doesn't cause violence. Hello, the word "assassin" mean marijauna smoker because the drug affects your brain and makes you want to kill people with blades (because the drug only affects the evolutionarily old parts of the brain, which is why the drug makes you use old-fashioned weapons like swords and spears and hatchets, not modern weapons like guns and cannons).
 
2010-02-02 01:10:51 PM
It's ok subby, the filter will keep it SFW: shiat. See?
 
2010-02-02 01:12:10 PM
Hiro Protagonist at your service.
 
2010-02-02 01:12:24 PM
"criminal threatening and manufacturing a controlled drug"

A) Is there civil threatening?
B) How is growing marijuana "manufacturing"? I could see if he had a meth lab or something but this isn't really manufacturing as much as it is growing/cultivating/harvesting
 
2010-02-02 01:12:30 PM
Too bad the Kopis showed up.


/Meh
 
2010-02-02 01:13:34 PM
Why just threaten?

copy and whatever.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2009-09-16/news/0909150076_1_samurai-sword-samu rai-weapon-pontolillo
 
2010-02-02 01:15:48 PM
8.5 tailed fox: "While investigating the threat, police said officers discovered the man was also growing marijuana."

Now here come all the arguments that marijauna doesn't cause violence. Hello, the word "assassin" mean marijauna smoker because the drug affects your brain and makes you want to kill people with blades (because the drug only affects the evolutionarily old parts of the brain, which is why the drug makes you use old-fashioned weapons like swords and spears and hatchets, not modern weapons like guns and cannons).


I typically blow my enemies to tiny bits with one of my Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch.
 
2010-02-02 01:20:37 PM
tuffsnake: B) How is growing marijuana "manufacturing"? I could see if he had a meth lab or something but this isn't really manufacturing as much as it is growing/cultivating/harvesting

Because to make marijauna you have to use your hands to plant it, also marijauna is just the base ingredient for other drugs such as pot, cannabis, weed, and riefer.
 
2010-02-02 01:23:18 PM
While investigating the threat, police said officers discovered the man was also growing marijuana.

I'm curious as to how the cops "discovered" the pot. Did the guy admit it? Did the neighbor rat him out? Did the cops see the plants from the street? Did the guy invite them in, where they saw the plants? Did the cops violate his fourth amendment rights?
 
2010-02-02 01:23:31 PM
Krymson Tyde: 8.5

I typically blow my enemies to tiny bits with one of my Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch.


For safety's sake I hope your counting to exactly three. No more, no less.
 
2010-02-02 01:25:35 PM
Molavian: Tosoto: apeman12: Eddie Adams from Torrance 2010-02-02 12:43:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.

I found it cutting

Why are you bowing to a rapist?!

He likes it?


Well, there is rapier wit, but what about rapiest wit?
 
2010-02-02 01:30:51 PM
Was it Wolfie Blackheart?

i692.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-02 01:32:16 PM
Krymson Tyde: 8.5 tailed fox: "While investigating the threat, police said officers discovered the man was also growing marijuana."


I typically blow my enemies to tiny .


Heh. I saw this and immediately thought, "be this guys enemy, he'll blowy ya if you're into that sorta thing" nttawwt

/with the number of thy counting being 3
 
2010-02-02 01:33:22 PM
i3.ytimg.com

The Highlander was a documentary, and the events were filmed in real time!
 
2010-02-02 01:37:59 PM
Tosoto: Molavian: Tosoto: apeman12: Eddie Adams from Torrance 2010-02-02 12:43:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.

I found it cutting

Why are you bowing to a rapist?!

He likes it?

Well, there is rapier wit, but what about rapiest wit?


Sword to rape, I'm intrigued by this thread progression.
 
2010-02-02 01:46:09 PM
I'd be impressed if he used a Chinese repeating crossbow.

i411.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-02 01:47:28 PM
Did he have 1,000 years of power?

/hopefully not obscure
 
2010-02-02 01:49:22 PM
I know his name


/dnrtfa
 
2010-02-02 01:53:12 PM
thegrowinglife.com

images.halloweencostume.com



i.ytimg.com

i192.photobucket.com

One of them is a dude
 
2010-02-02 01:54:21 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

Sabre that win, it was a good one.

It's never a good idea to threaten an unarmed person with a sword. Just use your fists to prevent the whole 'deadly weapon' part: Pommel more and cutlass.
 
2010-02-02 02:00:15 PM
Wanted for questioning:

i897.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-02 02:01:46 PM
BubbaLee: One of them is a dude

Yeah but he's cute too, so it's OK.
 
2010-02-02 02:05:49 PM
came for Highlander references or a `oh, i see what you did there.` pic.
and no, it`s not obscure...methos...
 
2010-02-02 02:17:31 PM
I lived in Concord for two years. I did not own a sword. I may or may not have grown weed.

/anyone here ever go to Penuche's?
 
2010-02-02 02:28:54 PM
tuffsnake: "criminal threatening and manufacturing a controlled drug"

A) Is there civil threatening?


Yes, but it only happens in Britain.

"Oh, uhm, yes excuse me ever so dear chap, but I feel quite compelled to inform you that should you ever, and truly I'm embarrassed to even intimate that you might, do that again I am afraid I should have to, erm, apply severe physical violence to your very person. I do so regret to even suggest you would partake in actions that might possibly lead to such an outcome but well, there it is."

If you read it in John Cleese's voice it makes total sense.
 
2010-02-02 02:56:23 PM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: tuffsnake: "criminal threatening and manufacturing a controlled drug"

A) Is there civil threatening?

Yes, but it only happens in Britain.

"Oh, uhm, yes excuse me ever so dear chap, but I feel quite compelled to inform you that should you ever, and truly I'm embarrassed to even intimate that you might, do that again I am afraid I should have to, erm, apply severe physical violence to your very person. I do so regret to even suggest you would partake in actions that might possibly lead to such an outcome but well, there it is."

If you read it in John Cleese's voice it makes total sense.


Heh, I actually read it in Hugo Weaving's V For Vendetta voice
 
2010-02-02 03:18:50 PM
gorgor: Fight to the pain!

That's not a picture with an APPORVES or a NSFW or SFW tab. You're slacking, GORGOR, pick up the pace!
 
2010-02-02 03:43:32 PM
gorgor: Epiphany: gorgor: Fight to the pain!

That's not a picture with an APPORVES or a NSFW or SFW tab. You're slacking, GORGOR, pick up the pace!

Get a haircut hippy! :)


APPROVES!!!!

copy and paste NSFW
http://i50.tinypic.com/2wgswao.jpg
 
2010-02-02 04:19:35 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: I_Am_Weasel: Foiled again!

I bow to your rapier wit.


LOL... I have to take epee!

/cant beleive nobody else got in with this
 
2010-02-02 04:24:03 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Did the cops violate his fourth amendment rights?

In the vicinity incident to the arrest, probably.
 
2010-02-02 04:26:10 PM
Ack. I meant that if the marijuana was discovered in the immediate area where he was arrested, then it's not a 4th amendment violation.
 
2010-02-02 05:12:21 PM
Aww yeah subby? Why dontchya put ya money where ya mouth is?
How much you got on that headline?

/goes to sharpen sword
//gets reference
 
2010-02-02 06:48:32 PM
i131.photobucket.com
 
2010-02-03 12:58:28 AM
Cthulhu11: Krymson Tyde: 8.5

I typically blow my enemies to tiny bits with one of my Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch.

For safety's sake I hope your counting to exactly three. No more, no less.


5 is right out.
 
2010-02-03 09:47:54 AM
media.peopleofwalmart.com

C'mon people...
 
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