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(CNN)   Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too   (cnn.com) divider line 244
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2010-02-01 10:51:33 PM
i96.photobucket.com

Inventor...or first customer?

Or worse?


you be the judge.
 
2010-02-01 11:07:25 PM
Wow.

I guess he doesn't know that for a $5 bottle of Thunderbird he could get something about on par looks-wise and with the same blank stare...
 
2010-02-01 11:26:10 PM
Can I get one that doesn't have Downs?
 
2010-02-01 11:57:27 PM
Could it listen to me talk all day about the CAN EAT MORE?
 
2010-02-02 12:00:20 AM
If you're going to go to all the trouble to invent that, why in the hell would you make it look like Ann Coulter?
 
2010-02-02 12:06:12 AM
I'd pay double that for a sex robot that would know when to SHUT THE FARK UP.
 
2010-02-02 12:07:11 AM
CheddarPants: If you're going to go to all the trouble to invent that, why in the hell would you make it look like Ann Coulter?

If it's going to be cold and heartless anyway...
 
2010-02-02 12:07:37 AM
elvisaintdead: Inventor...or first customer?

I'm not only the president, I'm also a member.
 
2010-02-02 12:11:31 AM
So do you use a condom or McAfee?
 
2010-02-02 12:11:54 AM
Actually, she looks more like the blonde girl on "iCarly".
 
2010-02-02 12:31:30 AM
static.tvguide.com

Not impressed
 
2010-02-02 12:39:28 AM
Is it just me, or does he look a little like Drew?

/Not trying to be a smart-ass for once.
 
2010-02-02 12:47:12 AM
skandalus: Is it just me, or does he look a little like Drew?

/Not trying to be a smart-ass for once.


Holy shiat, he does.
 
2010-02-02 01:47:27 AM
That has to be one of the ugliest looking sex dolls I've ever seen.
 
2010-02-02 02:03:34 AM
i could have sworn this hit the main page already, but i'll be damned if i can find it. guess i just saw it submitted a few times. given the story, it's about damn time it went green

megain.smugmug.com
 
2010-02-02 03:08:32 AM
rikdanger: I'd pay double that for a sex robot that would know when to SHUT THE FARK UP.

There is an off switch...

jefe_gonzo: So do you use a condom or McAfee?

LOL! Awesome!
 
2010-02-02 04:12:25 AM
jefe_gonzo: So do you use a condom or McAfee?

I think a condom does more than McAfee ever could.
 
2010-02-02 04:24:24 AM
Subby: Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too also
 
2010-02-02 04:25:47 AM
Ah, Uncanny Valley!
 
2010-02-02 04:26:08 AM
That bastard rapes that robot
 
2010-02-02 04:28:30 AM
jefe_gonzo: So do you use a condom or McAfee?

avast.
it's free, doesn't hog resources and won't issue pop-ups every 2 minutes.

/he designed her with a fat lip.
 
2010-02-02 04:29:33 AM
It doesn't vaccuum? Just hold her by the legs if her mouth can suck any...
 
2010-02-02 04:29:52 AM
gadian: That bastard rapes that robot

it's not like the robot cares.....
 
2010-02-02 04:29:57 AM
I'm wondering if any Farkers know whatever happened to that Japanese guy who had the prototype USB Vibrator/Vagina for 2 way real time cybersex a few years ago?
 
2010-02-02 04:31:12 AM
That guy ejaculated, but for the first time it meant something--if not to the whole world, at least to the guys who bone sandwich bags stuffed in their bedding, or who never had the guts to be even that bold and relied solely on their hands--and that is worthy of serious respect.
 
2010-02-02 04:31:33 AM
gadian: That bastard rapes that robot

I think you're onto something here... A sex robot that resists and yells "RAPE!" -- Since so many rapists crave the pleasure of women who resist, a resistant sex robot could cut the number of rapes being committed!

/or not
 
2010-02-02 04:31:39 AM
Submitter: Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too
 
2010-02-02 04:34:30 AM
DerekSD: gadian: That bastard rapes that robot

it's not like the robot cares.....


I bet she weeps electronic tears after whispering in her robot voice 'no, stop! You monster!" I mean look at him. He's the type to rape robots. She's not just his slave slave, ya' know.
 
2010-02-02 04:35:14 AM
I'm a little unsettled that my first thought was "well that seems like a reasonable price."

/seriously, you see the words 'sex robot' you automatically assume a six figure starting price
//get exactly what you pay for
 
2010-02-02 04:35:28 AM
img694.imageshack.us

Approves
 
2010-02-02 04:36:40 AM
Is it just me, or does the robot look like Catherine Tate?
 
2010-02-02 04:37:18 AM
i96.photobucket.com


Those look like corpse hands.
 
2010-02-02 04:37:30 AM
Chaminade: gadian: That bastard rapes that robot

I think you're onto something here... A sex robot that resists and yells "RAPE!" -- Since so many rapists crave the pleasure of women who resist, a resistant sex robot could cut the number of rapes being committed!

/or not


Rape is huge in Japan. Lots and lots and lots of porn involving rape, even video games based on rape, etc etc. It's needless to say they'll make their sex robots rape-based.
 
2010-02-02 04:37:37 AM
Having a talking sexbot defies the whole concept of having a sexbot in the first place. Does your hand talk to you?
 
2010-02-02 04:38:03 AM
skandalus: Is it just me, or does he look a little like Drew?

/Not trying to be a smart-ass for once.


Yup.
 
2010-02-02 04:38:05 AM
Does it toss salad?
 
2010-02-02 04:38:21 AM
i96.photobucket.com

Are you a yokel? Is your cousin your mum? Is your dad your brother? Are you your own father?

/not especially obscure
//do I look bovvered?
 
2010-02-02 04:38:29 AM
i55.photobucket.com

/ Also not impressed
 
2010-02-02 04:39:09 AM
JonnyBGoode: Is it just me, or does the robot look like Catherine Tate?

No, it's not just you.

/f5 f5
 
2010-02-02 04:39:20 AM
Subby: Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too as well.

www.mcnblogs.com

Not impressed.

/ Say "What" again!
 
2010-02-02 04:39:59 AM
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

She's a not so PC load-getter.
 
2010-02-02 04:40:08 AM
JonnyBGoode: Is it just me, or does the robot look like Catherine Tate?

Not just you.

i.cdn.turner.com

www.denofgeek.com
 
2010-02-02 04:40:10 AM
McCafee? Pa-lease...

She seems more of a ClamAV type of girl.
 
2010-02-02 04:40:18 AM
gadian: That bastard rapes that robot

in next weeks episode...
tv.popcrunch.com
 
Xai
2010-02-02 04:42:13 AM
FOLLOWUP : Roxxxy owner sues inventor after mans penis torn off.
 
2010-02-02 04:42:24 AM
Looks like that woman who had a face transplant (new window).
 
2010-02-02 04:42:42 AM
gadian: DerekSD: gadian: That bastard rapes that robot

it's not like the robot cares.....

I bet she weeps electronic tears after whispering in her robot voice 'no, stop! You monster!" I mean look at him. He's the type to rape robots. She's not just his slave slave, ya' know.

because robot rapists have feelings.....

/the more i look at that pic, the more the dude looks like my dad.
//easy...i'm adopted.
///the chickbot looks like an inlaw, tho.
 
2010-02-02 04:44:04 AM
Bosie: I'm a little unsettled that my first thought was "well that seems like a reasonable price."

/seriously, you see the words 'sex robot' you automatically assume a six figure starting price
//get exactly what you pay for


Sex robots will be the new cocaine, working its way from Disco clubs in New York to race wars in DC...
 
2010-02-02 04:44:18 AM
www.afunnystuff.com
 
2010-02-02 04:47:28 AM
I was expecting him to look ronerier.
 
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