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Super Bowl media mania, a question about international beers, and Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/24 - 1/30
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In media news, it's Super Bowl week. Be on the lookout for rehashes of previous year Super Bowl news, including "How Much Money Does The Super Bowl Cost in Terms of Lost Productivity?", and "Top 10 Craziest Super Bowl Halftime Shows" with Janet Jackson in the number one slot. She'll be there forever.
So in unrelated news, a friend of mine here in Kentucky has been challenged to drink a beer from every country that got into the World Cup. He's found most of them but is running into trouble with a few countries, I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for the following:
- Algeria (do muslims drink beer?)
- Ivory Coast
- North Korea
Let me know.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2010-01-24 to Sat 2010-01-30:
Jets crash in Indianapolis, Lebanon
Cu later "Chemical Ali." Officials now busy deciding where to barium
Film made entirely by chimps airs on BBC. No, it's not Transformers 2
WHO accused of overplaying H1N1 pandemic, My Generation
British death toll in Afghanistan may have reached 250, but it is tough to keep accurate count because of the tally ban
Construction worker dies after Forth bridge fall. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson after the first three
Reclusive author J.D. Salinger dead at 91. As usual, he was unavailable for comment
Disabled woman successfuly tackles and subdues raider, completely failing to amaze anyone living in Oakland
Italy to open first prison for transsexuals, presumably to be called Alcatranz
Kansas jury says post 200th trimester abortion is murder
Jesus spotted in coconut, sermon on the Mounds anticipated
Serena Williams says she weighs in at 68kg (150lbs), Aussie journalist playfully suggests weighing her other thigh
Away in Manilla/mom on her sick bed/The little Lord Tebow poked out his sweet head/James Dobson and wingnuts looked down where he lay/Here's 2.8 million to take choice away
Hue Jackson becomes offensive coordinator for Oakland, will try to get JaMarcus Russell to learn by poking him with his adamantium claws
In an effort to reach out and touch the youth, the Pope wants Priests to start blogs
Energy-harvesting rubber sheets could power pacemakers, mobile phones. Or, if installed in John Edwards' bedroom, St. Louis
Scottish scientists "lead the world," developing technology to view Flame Nebula. Next up: deep-fried Flame Nebula
"Jersey Shore" cast to stick together and ask for more money for second season, just like the cast of "Friends," except less educated, with faker tans and a really bad case of herpes
Bollywood to get its first ever gay kiss. Unsurprisingly, some people are making a big song and dance about this
Katy Perry's Twitter account gets hacked and series of juvenile messages get posted. No one really notices a difference
Obama to seek spending freeze. Republicans scrambling to find reasons to oppose it
Two of the teabaggers' biggest nuts are dropping out
US takes the high road and avoids conflicting with China over the Google situation. Just kidding, we're selling $6 billion of "F*ck China" to Taiwan
Muse is donating their drum kit for Haiti auction. It's described as being in new and unused condition
Ozzy Osbourne says he's lucky to be alive after his drug use and "I really like this Lady Gaga." Evidently the drug use hasn't stopped
Willie Nelson cancels concert due to having severe hand pain. If only he had access to a cheap, non-addictive, easy to find medication that would temporarily ease his pain and help him like, totally chill out, dude
Home sales slide like a McMansion on a California hill
Left-wing, socialist companies spreading the wealth around by advertising 87,000 job openings, creating more taxpayers to feed Obama's communist agenda
Five. Five banks. Five banks go tits up
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