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(The Citizen)   So you want to get back at your ex-wife. Do you c) Push 19 live mice through her letter box?   ( thelocal.se) divider line
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2010-02-01 12:41:18 PM  
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2010-02-01 12:48:23 PM  
Otherwise known as, "the best week ever" for my cats.
 
2010-02-01 12:50:43 PM  
You never know what you'll find when you open up your letterbox tomorrow.
 
2010-02-01 12:53:14 PM  
Why nineteen? It seems like such an odd number.

/and prime too
 
2010-02-01 12:55:09 PM  
Ya have to give him points for originality.
 
2010-02-01 01:13:02 PM  
Never heard it referred to as a 'letterbox' before. *nudge, nudge*
 
2010-02-01 01:13:06 PM  

EvilEgg: Why nineteen? It seems like such an odd number.

/and prime too


I'm guessing he showed up at the pet store and just said "give me all you got."
 
2010-02-01 01:17:00 PM  

EvilEgg: Why nineteen?


There were six farmers' wives in the house--and have you ever tried to give a vision test to a mouse?
 
2010-02-01 01:24:11 PM  

SnakeLee: EvilEgg: Why nineteen? It seems like such an odd number.

/and prime too

I'm guessing he showed up at the pet store and just said "give me all you got."


He really wanted nine, teenage mice but there was some ambiguity.

/What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
//There's twenty of 'em
 
2010-02-01 01:37:08 PM  
Pffft. Did this guy go to the DeVry Institute of Revenge or something?

If he really wanted to send a message, he should have asked for ten dead rats along with his nineteen live mice. Then, he could have sewed the live mice into the dead rats, so that he got the initial "omg gross" factor of the dead rats in the mail slot, and then the inconvenience of a house infested with live mice a few minutes later after they all chewed their way out.
 
2010-02-01 01:58:05 PM  
He should have numbered them 1,2,3,4,5,7,10,14,15,16,17,22,23,24,25,26,29, and 30.
 
2010-02-01 02:15:42 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Otherwise known as, "the best week ever" for my cats.


The down side is that your mail would be clawed apart forever afterward.

You know, just in case.
 
2010-02-01 02:21:16 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Otherwise known as, "the best week ever" for my cats.


I think this needs a Caturday Pic.
 
2010-02-01 02:38:43 PM  
Yes.
 
2010-02-01 02:59:26 PM  
That poor mouse looks constipated.

Don't bite/write a corm your ass can't cash little scruffer.
 
2010-02-01 03:21:49 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: He should have numbered them 1,2,3,4,5,7,10,14,15,16,17,22,23,24,25,26,29, and 30.


heh, that's what i was thinking

cops: how many mice did you put in there?
guy: how many did you find?
cops: well, we found 19 of them
guy: ummm, yeah. that's right. it was 19
 
2010-02-01 03:32:54 PM  
"Cheesed off"

...because someone had to say it.
 
2010-02-01 04:18:06 PM  
No, I grudge fark her fat (I mean Jabba the hut fat), ugly, smelly 16 year old sister who hates her.
 
2010-02-01 04:19:03 PM  
Hey, I once put a turtle in a guy's mailbox once. Thing shiat all over the place
 
2010-02-01 04:19:22 PM  
Ahhh, severed head!

www.thelocal.se
 
2010-02-01 04:19:23 PM  
I'd push 19 letters through her dead mouse hole.
 
2010-02-01 04:19:40 PM  
Yes. Please do.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2010-02-01 04:20:04 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

Too Jewish. He shoulda worked up a number 6 on the biatch.
 
2010-02-01 04:20:37 PM  
I CAN HAZ 19 MOUSIES?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2010-02-01 04:20:42 PM  
FTFA 'According to the Aftonbladet newspaper, the man has demanded the return of his mice.'

So that's a guilty plea then.
 
2010-02-01 04:21:47 PM  
Well they caught 19, would you admit to more then that?

Seriously, who demands the mice returned? Whatever happened to "I'm innocent, you can't prove a thing"?
 
2010-02-01 04:21:57 PM  
Were three of the mice blind?
 
2010-02-01 04:22:42 PM  
Is holding the 20th mouse. You know....for just in case.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hotlink, not hawt...
 
2010-02-01 04:23:54 PM  
He should have told her that they were escaped plauge lab rats. :)
 
2010-02-01 04:24:27 PM  
And to get back at my ex would take somewhere around 1035 metric shiatload of the little squealing bastiges.

/uh no, no issues her
//move along
 
2010-02-01 04:24:37 PM  
www.topnews.in

Anxiously awaiting delivery in his *cough* letterbox.
 
2010-02-01 04:25:43 PM  
Say what you want about America-- 12 bucks still buys you a hell of a lot of mice.
 
2010-02-01 04:26:08 PM  

Fano: Hey, I once put a turtle in a guy's mailbox once. Thing shiat all over the place


www.faithmouse.com

It was ok, he likes turtles.
 
2010-02-01 04:27:26 PM  
CSB time:

In college my room was having a bit of a fight with the guys next door. They went away for a weekend and we took the local stray (black lab mix) that was always hanging about and put him in thier room. We didn't want him to starve so we left him two jumbo packs of Oreo cookies and plenty of water...

Holy hells. The destruction was completely unbelievable. It was one of those things so horrific you can't admit you did it. We swore each other to total secrecy and have yet to tell anyone it was us for 18 years.
 
2010-02-01 04:28:26 PM  
Well at least he didn't send rats to wreck her car.
 
2010-02-01 04:28:42 PM  

EvilEgg: /and prime too


Came for this.
 
2010-02-01 04:29:04 PM  

Cagey B: Pffft. Did this guy go to the DeVry Institute of Revenge or something?

If he really wanted to send a message, he should have asked for ten dead rats along with his nineteen live mice. Then, he could have sewed the live mice into the dead rats, so that he got the initial "omg gross" factor of the dead rats in the mail slot, and then the inconvenience of a house infested with live mice a few minutes later after they all chewed their way out.


If you put stuff the mice in the rats, then stuff the rats in a possum, you get a posratmouse, which is like a turducken for cats.
 
2010-02-01 04:29:35 PM  
"-the man arrived at her apartment in the northern Stockholm suburb of Märsta in the early hours of Sunday morning bearing a paper bag full of mice."

I almost shot Dr.Pepper out my nose with this one.
 
2010-02-01 04:30:13 PM  
I don't know if it's an effective revenge, but she now acknowledges that we have always been at war with Eastasia.
 
2010-02-01 04:30:50 PM  

howdyyall9999: CSB time:

In college my room was having a bit of a fight with the guys next door. They went away for a weekend and we took the local stray (black lab mix) that was always hanging about and put him in thier room. We didn't want him to starve so we left him two jumbo packs of Oreo cookies and plenty of water...

Holy hells. The destruction was completely unbelievable. It was one of those things so horrific you can't admit you did it. We swore each other to total secrecy and have yet to tell anyone it was us for 18 years.


Cool story, except for the part where you fed the dog chocolate, which is deadly. Next time just fling kibble into the air, the dog will root for it wherever it lands.
 
2010-02-01 04:32:27 PM  

kronicfeld: You never know what you'll find when you open up your letterbox tomorrow.



haha, win.
/TMBG nerd win, that is. :D
 
2010-02-01 04:33:35 PM  

I am Ahab: Fano: Hey, I once put a turtle in a guy's mailbox once. Thing shiat all over the place

It was ok, he likes turtles.


My ex-girlfriend's pet turtle ran away.

/WTF?
 
2010-02-01 04:34:01 PM  
Push 19 live mice through her letter box

oh gorgor, come out and plaaaaayyy...
 
2010-02-01 04:36:35 PM  
Numbered them 1-30. LMAO I have my ex wife's address (aka Satan's Little Helper).

What I need here are a list of revenge ideas. Nothing too evil, I just want a laugh or two.
 
2010-02-01 04:36:50 PM  
So he sent mice to his ex "mouse"? Cool.
 
2010-02-01 04:37:25 PM  
Back when i was in college,
Some arsehole's that my roomates and i were fighting with put a stray lab in our dormroom with nothing but a bunch of oreo cookies and water. Completely destroyed our room.

If i ever see those assholes again, i'm going to F'ing murder them.
 
2010-02-01 04:41:47 PM  

kronicfeld: You never know what you'll find when you open up your letterbox tomorrow.


Cause a little bird tells me everything I wanna know...
 
2010-02-01 04:41:54 PM  
One would think her pussy would scare them away... just like it did her husband.
 
2010-02-01 04:42:17 PM  

LaraAmber: howdyyall9999: CSB time:

In college my room was having a bit of a fight with the guys next door. They went away for a weekend and we took the local stray (black lab mix) that was always hanging about and put him in thier room. We didn't want him to starve so we left him two jumbo packs of Oreo cookies and plenty of water...

Holy hells. The destruction was completely unbelievable. It was one of those things so horrific you can't admit you did it. We swore each other to total secrecy and have yet to tell anyone it was us for 18 years.

Cool story, except for the part where you fed the dog chocolate, which is deadly. Next time just fling kibble into the air, the dog will root for it wherever it lands.


You act like oreos have real chocolate in them.
 
2010-02-01 04:44:18 PM  
Is mouse the correct gift for the 1st year anniversary of a divorce? I thought it was snake =/
 
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