Any dumbass who thinks a man should get sued for whipping his dick out in a MENS room oughta be shot in HIS dick. WTF?

...and looking in your direction in Spanish.

How do you look at someone in Spanish?

RoguePixie:

So even after ALL this the guy still gets no public apology?? And to top it all off, he has to work in MAINE?!?! Gah!

What the hell is wrong with Maine?
If there were jobs, Maine would be my second choice to move to.... right after Vermont.

I've been lucky - there's been a few times when I'm really tired, it's late at night, I'm at work, my mind is elsewhere, and I've started unzipping BEFORE I get to the bathroom.

that's just one big lawsuit waiting to happen.

or maybe a porn film... hmmm... might have to think about that one some more.

I am glad that I don't have to eat the Big Green Mint.

"Honestly, guys, how many of you have your cock out as soon as you come through the bathroom door?"

According to the article : A self-described liberal and ''sensitive'' guy.

Could be a poodle smoocher. Not that I have a problem with that...

Delfin9187 Pics?

Nightsweat

No. They never will. Because then the business/institution gets sued by the women because of sexual harassment, just cause a man is doing the same job a woman is allowed to do. Then if you only allow women to clean half the bathrooms, you have to hire more women, so you are descriminating in favor of women, so women are pleased. Tell the women they can't come into a male bathroom and they sue. Let a man use a male bathroom with no knowledge a woman is in it and they sue... you just can't win if you've got a penis.

Beeyotch, make me a sammich!

He shoulda said that, and then given her a good rogering.

/Please kill me.

04-14-03 01:59:36 PM JimiJimi

I hate to point out that it never states that he actually whipped it out. It states "He opened his pants and then ran smack into a shocked female janitor." Which to me implies that he unzipped on the way to the urinal. Which from the looks of things she might have been lied about him actually whipping it out.
It also states "Though Atleson says he immediately covered up, yelled ''Sorry!'' and left the restroom", which could mean that he thought some small part of his junk was exposed like if he were perhaps wearing slacks and boxers with the slacks unzipped.

Cola the best scam has to be

"It's your baby"

yeah yeah dont tell me none of yall had ever had to take a piss so badly that you started unzipping before the urinal?

Whatever! Especially when you have MORE THAN HALF A MIL IN YOUR POCKET that is technically not yours but your employers.

ps one time on business I was getting dressed in my hotel room and I got a quick "knock, knock" "cleaning", I had just enough time to turn around sans towel to some type of central american troll maid who should have been better off under the nearest bridge bothering the goats. Anyway, all I got was some garbled apology and she was gone. I didnt even get a chance to hit it.....

Bigstoopidbruce, I had that happen once....except I was in an all-female dorm, visiting a friend...and the girls that I ran into didn't seem to mind...

Just to be on the safe side, don't whip it out until you're between the little walls at the side of the urinal.

And someone complained because they were in the men's locker room and a woman lifeguard came through? A guy actually complained about that?

RoguePixie do not entering?? my bad

All your urinal cake are belong to us?

Oh and just for the record: it's the LOVE of money that's the root of all evil. money itself is not intrinsicly evil, and it is perfectly acceptible to have it.

just to set the record straight on the most misquoted bit of biblical wisdom since thou shalt not kill.

04-14-03 01:57:10 PM Archfeld
"The pretty and smart ones know that they can have men, but they don't need them."

*Chuckles* Until they hit 35 and the clock starts ticking audibly...Then all bets are off :)


Using a man for his sperm and having to have his money are two different things.

I could quite easily have a child still afford my house payments. still pay childcare costs. still have a life and I would not need one cent from a man.

You obviously hang around with females who are losers.


Having said that I would not leave my boyfriend he is too good to me and treats me as I treat him, as an equal.

>04-14-03 01:42:17 PM Bark_atda_moon
LOL King_shiat,

That would be GREAT if courts would do that.

"Sir you are charged with sexually assaulting a Coke machine, how to you plead?"

Guilty

"I sentence you to 3 months in Newark, New Jersey"

NO NOT NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!


I have relatives in NJ and learned a lot about it over the years. If you are near the airport, it's a death sentence and a lot cheaper of an alternative to death row...LMAO.

Fortunately they 40 minutes south of Newark in a couple town in from the shore in suburban area.

And someone complained because they were in the men's locker room and a woman lifeguard came through? A guy actually complained about that?

Insert shrinkage joke here.

I also voted for Fred Tuttle.

Nightsweat, at least in my (Farkette) experience, if a male janitor is cleaning a women's room, there's usualy a sign along the lines of "Closed for Maintenance" or something like that. Sometimes they just leave the door wide open, kind of shorthand for "Here there be men cleaning up after you." I have had the experience of being on the pot when maintenance (male or female) comes in--always interesting.

RoguePixie:

If the guy was fugly, then odds are no one would like to view his schlong. If he was attractive, then 10% of the guys and a undetermined number of the women may have liked it.

Also, it has been my experience that most women aren't that into looking at weeiners, if Fark female population is representive. Most of the girls here prefer their beefcake in a pair of boxers, judging by my time spent lurking the comments on the weeiners threads.

[b]Kylie[/b] Because we were at a trannie beauty no cameras were allowed by group decision. It was still impressive and will remain burned into the grey matter for ever. I'll see if I cant get a mock-up posted.......

now if only I could find a shoehorn at work.....

King shiat

Jersey Coast and Central Jersey aren't bad, but Newark is basically a demilitarized zone. Someone asked why cars were seen driving around Baghdad during the fighting and my response was "Ever been to Newark?"

1. I'm personally happy that the system "worked" for him. It could have gone the other way all too easily....
2. I can see why the state wanted this to go to trial. The repercussions of just the merest whiff of impropriety or favoritism would have blown this straight into the tabloids, and then it would NEVER have gotten straightened out!

Bigstoopidbruce: your fiance is actually a man. If she were a woman, she would be a fiancee.

I have had the experience of being on the pot when maintenance (male or female) comes in--always interesting.

This is time to employ use of both the Astaire and the Cover Up Cough.

I bet he's power hungry/perverted who gets his rocks off humiliating poor little ladies who have little money, basically no knowledge of the system and due to language barriers can't even relay their own version of the story. I know many people who aren't content unless they're stirring up some shiat, sounds like one of those rotten bastards.

Guy was probably a "Slap Shot" fan.

"I swear to God Reggie I'm gonna whip it out and I'm gonna shake it at 'em!"

I'm on the maintance crew at the Neighborhood Market (walmarts grocery store). I always put a sign up on the door of any bathroom i'm cleaning, and I usually block the doorway with my cart. Customers STILL barge in despite the sign and the blocked doorway. Its infuriated.


Has nothing to do with this article, just venting.

Where's the mystery? The guy was well known, well paid. He was an obvious target. The janitor (and associated lawyer) has little to lose. Why not take a shot at getting some of his money? This is the purpose of the civil courts.

My first job was as a "porter" at a bowling alley when I was 16. It was mostly janitorial work, and I cleaned the women's bathroom a couple times a day and no one complained.

Wondering that myself, Lipo.

He should of had Ally McBeal representing him. Doesn't her law office have a co-ed bathroom?

The Astaire is a variation of the feigning a shoe squeak after passing gas...

Make use of the Astaire??

what is this?? some boys only bathroom lingo???

the Astair = loudly tapping your feet on the ground so they know someone's there.

Ahh, the bathroom jig! Understood!

The bathroom jig? I thought that was the pee dance = what you do when you have to wait to go. Someone needs to standardize the lingo.

04-14-03 02:42:57 PM Saranac
The bathroom jig? I thought that was the pee dance = what you do when you have to wait to go. Someone needs to standardize the lingo.

No, what you do when you have to wait to go is see if anyone is using the sink...

Saranac It was actually called the pee-pee dance growing up in VT, but since moving to Reno it has since been known as the bathroom jig. Crazy left coasters!

ok, so, here's my question: what's with all the weirdoes/alleged weirdoes from Buffalo? First you had Tim McVeigh, then you got the al-Qaeda dudes from Lackawanna, now this guy.

Next thing you know, they're gonna discover Osama and Saddam living in a little duplex off Elmwood with the Unabomber as their gardener and OJ as their nanny.

It appears he was not in the wrong at all.  But I would have advised him against seizing the opportunity to joke, "hey, if that toilet's clogged, I got an extra snake for you!"