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(The Register)   Spanish disco begins offering free vibrators to persuade women to come for the night   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 73
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2010-02-01 05:36:15 AM
Isn't that just going to make them want to go home early - and alone?
 
2010-02-01 08:14:45 AM
Will they be offering fleshlights for the guys who will be rejected by the girls who now don't need guys?
 
2010-02-01 08:39:24 AM
OMG!! Gasp! Like, everyone. Panic! At The Disco! The dildos are here! The vibrating dildos are here!
 
2010-02-01 08:45:52 AM
Meh. On second thought, Dildos at the disco appear to be a common thing already. Haven't these guys toured in Mexico too?

www.entertainmentwallpaper.com

/P!ATD approves
//hot like tamales
///hot like hot sauce maybe?
////it's too early for me!
 
2010-02-01 09:31:24 AM
promises a lively night featuring striptease, lesbian action and "sensual male couples".


Hot, hot, ewwww
 
2010-02-01 10:06:19 AM
What's wrong with a business just trying to shake things up?

"Hey, boyfriend, let's go to the disco, they're giving away free dildos"

"Um, OK, sounds go....HEY...what are you trying to say!?"
 
2010-02-01 10:16:54 AM
www.noiseboxmedia.com

Approves

/to the extent they approve of anything.
 
2010-02-01 10:19:13 AM
chismetime.com


Claims discrimination. Looking for lawyer.
 
2010-02-01 10:21:45 AM
Came for the Steely Dan reference, left satisfied...
 
2010-02-01 10:24:22 AM
I see what you did there subby...
 
2010-02-01 10:25:51 AM
Disco sticks?
 
2010-02-01 10:28:57 AM
So the women walk in the front door and then right back out because they don't need anything there.
 
2010-02-01 10:29:35 AM
I, for one, see a bright future welcoming the women to the Spanish Disco.

Hola, senorita! Como estas?

/sorry, no Spanish-language alphabet on this keyboard
 
2010-02-01 10:31:03 AM
I approve this pioneering measure. The kind of girl who would come to a club just to get a free dildo is exactly the kind of girl I want to meet there.

/the kind who's determined to get penetrated that night
 
2010-02-01 10:35:28 AM
I can see it now. Hit on the hot chick at the club and you get "Yeah, you're cute and all... but I got this instead. Maybe some other time!"

On the other hand, imagine if someone invented a vibrator with a wireless/bluetooth connection. Then the DJ could control the speed and/or motion of the device... that would probably be a popular club :)
 
2010-02-01 10:38:38 AM
Should have made this a couples thing where she wore the vibrating panties and he got the remote control.

/but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
 
2010-02-01 10:40:28 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-02-01 10:40:29 AM
OldRod: I can see it now. Hit on the hot chick at the club and you get "Yeah, you're cute and all... but I got this instead. Maybe some other time!"

On the other hand, imagine if someone invented a vibrator with a wireless/bluetooth connection. Then the DJ could control the speed and/or motion of the device... that would probably be a popular club :)


There's already something like it on the market.

A (ahem) discrete vibrator that picks up exterior sounds and converts them to pulses. Has settings that allow you ladies to "change the beat."

The outside part of this little item is worn like an iPod.

/I have friends who own a little shop
//that's how I know, okay?
 
2010-02-01 10:42:01 AM
Hispanic! at the Disco!
 
2010-02-01 10:42:02 AM
Percy Hotspur: Approves

Hey, Weeners9!
/if not, please take me along when you slide on down.
 
2010-02-01 10:43:04 AM
Now I have the New Pornographers playing in my head.

Which isn't much of a divergence of the usual stuff playing in my head.
 
2010-02-01 10:44:28 AM
OldRod: On the other hand, imagine if someone invented a vibrator with a wireless/bluetooth connection. Then the DJ could control the speed and/or motion of the device... that would probably be a popular club :)

Googling Blue Tooth and vibrator returns this, mind you i'm not following the link at work.
 
2010-02-01 10:46:19 AM
GhostWing: OldRod: I can see it now. Hit on the hot chick at the club and you get "Yeah, you're cute and all... but I got this instead. Maybe some other time!"

On the other hand, imagine if someone invented a vibrator with a wireless/bluetooth connection. Then the DJ could control the speed and/or motion of the device... that would probably be a popular club :)

There's already something like it on the market.

A (ahem) discrete vibrator that picks up exterior sounds and converts them to pulses. Has settings that allow you ladies to "change the beat."

The outside part of this little item is worn like an iPod.

/I have friends who own a little shop
//that's how I know, okay?


your a liar!, we all you know YOU own the shop...

/probably have stock in the market after all the stuff you bought from there
/Okay>??!?!?
 
2010-02-01 10:46:58 AM
The best part of the article is the last part...

In 2008, a Melbourne boozer's "No Undie Sundie" plan caused a bit of a rumpus, not least because the establishment had previously landed in hot water for hiring a dwarf "to pour free liquor down the throats of drinkers".

That is easily worth the price of admission.
 
2010-02-01 10:53:37 AM
As much as I hate clubs I must admit that has me kind of worked up.
 
2010-02-01 10:54:21 AM
I can imagine the gorillas they usually put in those places, greeting them with a dildo in their hands.

OldRod: On the other hand, imagine if someone invented a vibrator with a wireless/bluetooth connection. Then the DJ could control the speed and/or motion of the device... that would probably be a popular club :)

There's already something like that on the market (Google is your friend), but I can see some random dude trying to take advantage of that (death by orgasm?).

/Can't stop laughing
//And getting creeped out
 
2010-02-01 10:54:32 AM
Rain-Monkey: Isn't that just going to make them want to go home early - and alone?

Over in one.
 
2010-02-01 10:54:48 AM
I'm not sure why girls visit the bathroom together, but I would love to be a fly on the wall in the Ladies room of this fine establishment.
 
2010-02-01 10:58:26 AM
i for one dont see what all the buzz is about.
 
2010-02-01 10:59:30 AM
Rain-Monkey: Isn't that just going to make them want to go home early - and alone?

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does
 
2010-02-01 11:02:37 AM
Do they get to pick the shape?
 
2010-02-01 11:04:52 AM
GhostWing: OldRod: I can see it now. Hit on the hot chick at the club and you get "Yeah, you're cute and all... but I got this instead. Maybe some other time!"

On the other hand, imagine if someone invented a vibrator with a wireless/bluetooth connection. Then the DJ could control the speed and/or motion of the device... that would probably be a popular club :)

There's already something like it on the market.

A (ahem) discrete vibrator that picks up exterior sounds and converts them to pulses. Has settings that allow you ladies to "change the beat."

The outside part of this little item is worn like an iPod.

/I have friends who own a little shop
//that's how I know, okay?


Are you thinking of this: OhMiBod?

It's an iPod accessory that plugs into three areas.
 
2010-02-01 11:04:57 AM
Gunny Walker: In 2008, a Melbourne boozer's "No Undie Sundie" plan caused a bit of a rumpus, not least because the establishment had previously landed in hot water for hiring a dwarf "to pour free liquor down the throats of drinkers".

Wouldn't it make sense to hire a giant rather than a dwarf? Was he riding around on a segway + stool?
 
2010-02-01 11:06:15 AM
While Valencians will doubtless welcome the Cuomo initiative with open legs, the Spanish will have to pull their fingers out

CLLAAASSSSY,who is writing for them, Howard Stern?
 
2010-02-01 11:13:31 AM
burgle23: I'm not sure why girls visit the bathroom together, but I would love to be a fly on the wall in the Ladies room of this fine establishment.

You're right--flies do love the smell of shiat, but sorry, hanging around in any bathroom ranks way low on any to-do list of mine.
 
2010-02-01 11:16:54 AM
clueyee: Meh. On second thought, Dildos at the disco appear to be a common thing already. Haven't these guys toured in Mexico too?



/P!ATD approves
//hot like tamales
///hot like hot sauce maybe?
////it's too early for me!


Huh. How many of them are chicks?
 
2010-02-01 11:20:45 AM
Percy Hotspur: You're right--flies do love the smell of shiat, but sorry, hanging around in any bathroom ranks way low on any to-do list of mine.

i305.photobucket.com

Nnyesss, while hot girl on girl with new toy action is not something I oppose idealogically, venue remains paramount.
 
2010-02-01 11:29:35 AM
Why are men threatened by a dildo? It can be fun for couples too.

In my world, the dildo doesn't replace the man, just warms things up for him.
 
2010-02-01 11:30:52 AM
There's places around that the age is 18 for women, 21 for men. Also, $20- cover for men, women are free. Attracts Juuuuust the right crowd.
 
2010-02-01 11:33:40 AM
Big hands I know you're the one...
 
2010-02-01 11:33:42 AM
The guys get condoms and some of the women get vibrators. Pretty cool gimmick. Are clubs still having a hard time attracting women?

//Haven't been to a club in years.
 
2010-02-01 11:34:36 AM
Percy Hotspur: burgle23: I'm not sure why girls visit the bathroom together, but I would love to be a fly on the wall in the Ladies room of this fine establishment.

You're right--flies do love the smell of shiat, but sorry, hanging around in any bathroom ranks way low on any to-do list of mine.


Your butthole hates you.
 
2010-02-01 11:40:35 AM
just_another_farker: In my world, the dildo doesn't replace the man, just warms things up for him.

If I want to warm that up, I just eat Mexican food but whatever.
 
2010-02-01 11:42:44 AM
CouldaWouldShoulda: just_another_farker: In my world, the dildo doesn't replace the man, just warms things up for him.

If I want to warm that up, I just eat Mexican food but whatever.


Charming
 
2010-02-01 11:43:05 AM
The Muthaship: Nnyesss, while hot girl on girl with new toy action is not something I oppose idealogically, venue remains paramount.

burgle23: Your butthole hates you

Ed Zachary, you got it Ed Zachary right!
Butt I'm trying to get back on speaking terms with it.
 
2010-02-01 11:49:33 AM
Sybarite: promises a lively night featuring striptease, lesbian action and "sensual male couples".


Hot, hot, ewwww


Yawn, eh, mmm!
 
2010-02-01 11:49:59 AM
just_another_farker: Charming

It's Monday...I don't have my A game yet.
 
2010-02-01 11:55:32 AM
The vibrators really aren't for free. The cover price at the door covers the cost for a fair sized vibrator. I'm a sex writer and I work for sex toys companies. Some bullet vibes or compact vibes cost about that amount. Still a nice sex toy, though. It would really rock if the vibes came with batteries. I like the gimmick very much. I can imagine all the buzzing going on while the band plays. LOL!
 
2010-02-01 11:58:52 AM
metametameta: Sybarite: promises a lively night featuring striptease, lesbian action and "sensual male couples".


Hot, hot, ewwww

Yawn, eh, mmm!


Sumoning Gorgor, Sumoning Gorgor, Nooooooooo!
 
2010-02-01 12:00:18 PM
ms_lara_croft: I'm a sex writer and I work for sex toys companies.

And boom goes her profile.
 
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