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(Iwon)   Professional wrestler wins election, won't remove his mask even in Japanese Assembly. Challenges anyone who tries to remove it to exploding barbed wire cage match. (with pic)   (news1.iwon.com ) divider line
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2003-04-14 10:12:35 AM  
So yea...the next Wrestlmania, they could have good Jessie "The Body" Ventura and this guy go at it...I think this could be a trend...a new way to sort out things against other countries...w00t!
 
2003-04-14 10:43:08 AM  
The mask is awesome, he can have a tag team partner wearing the same mask sneak in and legislate for him when the ref isn't looking.
 
2003-04-14 10:44:20 AM  
With "Superabundant power" even.

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2003-04-14 10:55:15 AM  
Snap into a Sushi Slim (Eat me!)
 
2003-04-14 10:57:04 AM  
"Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Hulk Hogan"

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2003-04-14 11:27:06 AM  
Probably inspired by "the Oblongs".
 
2003-04-14 11:27:32 AM  
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2003-04-14 11:28:10 AM  
I was going to call "professional" wrestlers a bunch of stupid farks. But on reconsideration it is the mental midgets who pay money to support this crap that are deserving of the ridicule.
 
2003-04-14 11:28:27 AM  
Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Mr. Fuji

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2003-04-14 11:31:17 AM  
This just in, anyone who like something that icantbelieveitsnotsmegma does not like is a mental midget.

Sorry I could not resist feeding 1 troll today.
 
2003-04-14 11:31:58 AM  
Silly Japanese, electing wrestlers to office is for Americans...

/Trix
 
2003-04-14 11:32:54 AM  
Well, I think you need to consider the fact that he doesn't chew bubble gum. This little factoid is key, I think. Very sweet and cool, though.
 
2003-04-14 11:32:55 AM  
I voted for Mil Mascaras

/old school...
 
2003-04-14 11:33:15 AM  
Reminds me of the Mayor from "The Oblongs"
 
2003-04-14 11:33:25 AM  
"So Mr. Speaker, if you refuse to hold down the tax rate for middle income professionals and send my bill on fair housing policies back to committee, I'm going to pound you like a grape, hook you in the figure four, and then pop a spinebuster on your ass!!"

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2003-04-14 11:33:50 AM  
Jesus god, the Japanese are awesome
 
2003-04-14 11:34:23 AM  
He gives me the hibbity-dibbities!
 
2003-04-14 11:34:34 AM  
Great benefits for him, if he ever doesn't feel like going to work, he can send a friend and no one would be able to tell. Wonder what's on his photo id?
 
2003-04-14 11:34:49 AM  
04-14-03 11:28:10 AM I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma
I was going to call "professional" wrestlers a bunch of stupid farks. But on reconsideration it is the mental midgets who pay money to support this crap that are deserving of the ridicule.


--------------

You're an idiot. Wrestling in Japan is bigger than Football in the US.
 
2003-04-14 11:35:21 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Hilbilly Jim and his lucky horseshoe
 
2003-04-14 11:35:23 AM  
Mikey65
And your point is?
 
2003-04-14 11:35:46 AM  
Dude, who's the hottie next to him?
<grumble>Damned asian wrestlers get all the hot women</grumble>

Somebody needs to make her watch some South Park...
Asian penis SO SMALL! American penis SO LARGE! How could we threaten America with penis so small?
 
OBB
2003-04-14 11:35:54 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Miyamoto Musashi...

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2003-04-14 11:36:45 AM  
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Dont Blame me, I voted for the Honkey Tonk Man
 
2003-04-14 11:37:28 AM  
that is coolest thing ever


"o'm cool, i'm honkey, i'm bad"
 
2003-04-14 11:37:47 AM  
I agree with Zachery. Strongbad for president of the internet!
 
2003-04-14 11:37:47 AM  
I was kinda hoping it was one of these guys
[image from japanforever.net too old to be available]

/realizes the one guy is from Hawaii
 
2003-04-14 11:38:27 AM  
Don't blame me I voted for Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

HOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEE!
 
2003-04-14 11:38:33 AM  
Mikey65, you've gotta rephrase that...
This just in, anyone who like something that icantbelieveitsnotsmegma does not like is a mental midget.

"so you're telling me that you don't not like not liking not me?"

maybe i just had too much coffee, and I just can't not read sentences longer not than a few words (*mumbles* not like not...)
 
2003-04-14 11:39:27 AM  
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sorry LOL!!!! had to post this!!!
 
2003-04-14 11:39:33 AM  
heh heh
goofy nihonjin
 
2003-04-14 11:39:59 AM  
Mean Gene unavailable for comment...
 
2003-04-14 11:40:50 AM  
04-14-03 11:35:46 AM Kiloman
Dude, who's the hottie next to him?
Damned asian wrestlers get all the hot women


and what's she holding?
 
2003-04-14 11:41:56 AM  
D0nNy, Andre the Giant once wore a mask, and wrestled as the Giant Machine, a supposed Japanese wrestler, who just happened to join the WWF after Andre was banned from wrestling.
 
2003-04-14 11:42:55 AM  
are those actually people around him? that one guy in the back looks like a poster.... i need to start taking pictures in rooms full of posters, so it looks like i have an army of minions... (*insane cackle*)

/lunacy
 
2003-04-14 11:43:04 AM  
04-14-03 11:28:10 AM I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma
I was going to call "professional" wrestlers a bunch of stupid farks. But on reconsideration it is the mental midgets who pay money to support this crap that are deserving of the ridicule.

I take offense to that wrestling is the best sport ever !!!

Wait A minute I was 12 then haven't watched it since.

Losers
 
2003-04-14 11:43:09 AM  
Great Sasuke has a posse

(I wish I had some photoshop skills so I could make an image out of it...)
 
2003-04-14 11:43:54 AM  
"At this time, I would like to expound upon my economic development plan, particularly with respect to Gross National Product, dividend structure in 401K retirement allocation, the necessities and benefits of upper level ...."
 
2003-04-14 11:45:49 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Koko B. Ware.

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2003-04-14 11:45:55 AM  
I bet he dealt with that corrupt finance minister.
Doesnt he remember what happened to Etchigoya?
 
2003-04-14 11:46:15 AM  
I can't believe we still don't have a "Japan" tag.
 
2003-04-14 11:46:16 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for...

Aw, fark it.
 
2003-04-14 11:46:26 AM  
I wanna see Trogdor! get elected next.
 
2003-04-14 11:47:08 AM  
Sasuke friggin rules. Or used too. I used to buy Puroresu tapes just for his matches. Sasuke Vs Benoit from the Super-J Cup finals is one the greatest matches ever. He even does porn!

[image from quebrada.net too old to be available] Here he is looking silly.
 
2003-04-14 11:47:19 AM  
DEBO for PREZ?! I mean c'mon, we have actors in the white house so it's only a matter of time before we have actors who play presidents!
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Just think, then we can say to countries who's asses we kick, "you got knock' the F*CK out man"!
 
2003-04-14 11:48:04 AM  
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I do believe this guy was farking buried in his mask!
 
2003-04-14 11:48:08 AM  
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full size here:http://www.kwewrestling.com/wallpapers/kaientai.jpg
 
2003-04-14 11:48:38 AM  
All of you who are defending wrestling are just like Hitler and the Nazi's. I Can't Believe It's Not Smegma You are just like the Hitler and the Nazi's.
 
2003-04-14 11:50:03 AM  
Damn, my picture of KANE was unfetchable!
 
2003-04-14 11:50:20 AM  
Kiloman- that's his wife. He met her when he was touring Mexico in 1991... that's their daughter in the lower-right of the picture.

/puroresu nerd
 
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