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(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Dumbass If someone punches you in the face while you're robbing an 83-year old, don't call the cops to report an assault   (signonsandiego.com) divider line 34
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MBK [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 06:19:43 PM
If the old man carried a gun, this wouldn't have happened!

/did I do it right?
 
Convict All Conservatives
2010-01-31 06:21:37 PM
MBK: If the old man carried a gun, this wouldn't have happened!

/did I do it right?

I imagined a world where every American over the age of 65 was required to carry a firearm at all times. It made me smile.
 
Tom Paulin
2010-01-31 06:21:56 PM
Now that I got that out of my system...

It's refreshing to see someone coming to the aid of a robbery victim. Good job by the guy who helped. Even better job cause he punched the robber in the face. I mean, might as well give the guy something to consider next time he tries this.
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-01-31 06:22:31 PM
I once met a woman that grew pot; oddly enough, she called the police on her neighbors for spraying round up on the overgrown yard they shared. Go figure.
 
Gdalescrboz
2010-01-31 06:23:09 PM
Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."
 
WFern
2010-01-31 06:24:23 PM
Tom Paulin: Now that I got that out of my system...

It's refreshing to see someone coming to the aid of a robbery victim. Good job by the guy who helped. Even better job cause he punched the robber in the face. I mean, might as well give the guy something to consider next time he tries this.

Got what out?
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2010-01-31 06:25:25 PM
Convict All Conservatives: MBK: If the old man carried a gun, this wouldn't have happened!

/did I do it right?

I imagined a world where every American over the age of 65 was required to carry a firearm at all times. It made me smile.

Why? Isn't it bad enough that they're allowed to drive?
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-01-31 06:25:53 PM
Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

STFU
 
kruppz
2010-01-31 06:26:18 PM
www.toothpastefordinner.com
 
Convict All Conservatives
2010-01-31 06:26:53 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard: Why? Isn't it bad enough that they're allowed to drive?

Same reason.
 
Megain
2010-01-31 06:27:03 PM

ftfa: No other information was available about the robber

don't these people do any reporting anymore? megain.smugmug.com

Requested charge information for booking number: 10707685 (Only active charges and arrests are shown.)

Arrest: 1
Charge#: 1
Bail Flag: Y
Bail Amount:$100,000.00
Description:ROBBERY
Code:PC
Statute:211 PC


Arrest: 1
Charge#: 2
Bail Flag: Y
Bail Amount:$100,000.00
Description:HARM/DEATH:ELDER/DEP ADLT
Code:PC
Statute:368(B)(1) PC

Bail Flag Codes:
Y or I - Charge is eligible for bail.
H or N - Inmate may not be bailed out on that given charge.
B - Bail is not required on this charge.
 
Convict All Conservatives
2010-01-31 06:29:02 PM
Megain: ftfa: No other information was available about the robber

don't these people do any reporting anymore?
Requested charge information for booking number: 10707685 (Only active charges and arrests are shown.)

Arrest: 1
Charge#: 1
Bail Flag: Y
Bail Amount:$100,000.00
Description:ROBBERY
Code:PC
Statute:211 PC


Arrest: 1
Charge#: 2
Bail Flag: Y
Bail Amount:$100,000.00
Description:HARM/DEATH:ELDER/DEP ADLT
Code:PC
Statute:368(B)(1) PC

Bail Flag Codes:
Y or I - Charge is eligible for bail.
H or N - Inmate may not be bailed out on that given charge.
B - Bail is not required on this charge.

...not when it's a B....
 
mikdeetx
2010-01-31 06:31:27 PM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2010-01-31 06:32:15 PM
Convict All Conservatives: MBK: If the old man carried a gun, this wouldn't have happened!

/did I do it right?

I imagined a world where every American over the age of 65 was required to carry a firearm at all times. It made me smile.

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Reincarnate
2010-01-31 06:34:33 PM
Shame that robbers are now starting to know/realise that they have more rights than the victims. Break into someone's house, get into a fight, charge for assault. As long as they try to escape, the 'victim' is assaulting them.

Seems like an easy get out of jail assrape free card.
 
Ball Zitch
2010-01-31 06:40:42 PM
Tom Paulin: Now that I got that out of my system...

It's refreshing to see someone coming to the aid of a robbery victim. Good job by the guy who helped. Even better job cause he punched the robber in the face. I mean, might as well give the guy something to consider next time he tries this.

It was Kick-ass! (new window) and maybe Hit-Girl (new window, NSFW)
 
Gdalescrboz
2010-01-31 06:42:16 PM
AbbeySomeone 2010-01-31 06:25:53 PM
Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

STFU

NO YOU STFU!!!KFNN#R#!!%%^#3
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-01-31 06:43:47 PM
Gdalescrboz: AbbeySomeone 2010-01-31 06:25:53 PM
Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

STFU

NO YOU STFU!!!KFNN#R#!!%%^#3

Ha!
 
TheFarkinEmpress
2010-01-31 06:53:39 PM
'Stay classy, San Diego!'
 
Reincarnate
2010-01-31 07:09:19 PM
 
Dubai Vol
2010-01-31 07:51:25 PM
Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

Let me guess: you watch FOX News.
 
craxyd
2010-01-31 08:16:54 PM
Dubai Vol: Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

Let me guess: you watch FOX News.


Maybe he does but he also understands how back-asswards some laws work. Especially in Cali
 
AmazingRuss
2010-01-31 08:54:53 PM
WFern: Tom Paulin: Now that I got that out of my system...

It's refreshing to see someone coming to the aid of a robbery victim. Good job by the guy who helped. Even better job cause he punched the robber in the face. I mean, might as well give the guy something to consider next time he tries this.

Got what out?

With these new iThingies, you can post on fark while taking a dump!
 
Curious [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 09:12:17 PM
Megain: ftfa: No other information was available about the robber

don't these people do any reporting anymore?

well they did have this: "or the 35-year-old man who came to the victim's aid."

how they just got the guys age is anyone's guess. even for a police blotter story it was pretty pathetic.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 09:23:25 PM
craxyd: Dubai Vol: Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

Let me guess: you watch FOX News.


Maybe he does but he also understands how back-asswards some laws work. Especially in Cali

Well, as long as you are going to ignore the actual events, and make up the narrative as you go along, you can spin it any way you want.
In reality, the puncher will not be charged, since he was not arrested, identified, or even mentioned in the police report.
The perp would have a lot of trouble sueing him too, since he doesn't, you know, actually know who he is.
 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 10:09:01 PM
Maybe the 83yr old man was late on his hat payment.

/I hope someone gets that reference
 
craxyd
2010-01-31 10:13:30 PM
jso2897: craxyd: Dubai Vol: Gdalescrboz: Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

Let me guess: you watch FOX News.


Maybe he does but he also understands how back-asswards some laws work. Especially in Cali

Well, as long as you are going to ignore the actual events, and make up the narrative as you go along, you can spin it any way you want.
In reality, the puncher will not be charged, since he was not arrested, identified, or even mentioned in the police report.
The perp would have a lot of trouble sueing him too, since he doesn't, you know, actually know who he is.


Don't get me wrong, I'm cheering for the d00d that rendered assistance to the old man via blunt-force trauma.
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-01-31 10:42:43 PM
Gdalescrboz Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."

How do 14 year olds find Fark?
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-01-31 10:47:43 PM
Gdalescrboz Sad thing is the guy will be charged with assault and probably get sued. Even worse, people on fark will defend the crook because "his rights were violated."



AbbeySomeone STFU

Gdalescrboz NO YOU STFU!!!KFNN#R#!!%%^#3

I sorry. I was wrong, you're maybe 12 or 13 at the most.
 
Filth Paste
2010-01-31 11:16:35 PM
I was going to mention something about a lawn, but I see TeddyRooseveltsMustache has that covered.
 
nikolai
2010-02-01 12:15:12 AM
Megain: ftfa: No other information was available about the robber

don't these people do any reporting anymore?

Requested charge information for booking number: 10707685 (Only active charges and arrests are shown.)

Arrest: 1
Charge#: 1
Bail Flag: Y
Bail Amount:$100,000.00
Description:ROBBERY
Code:PC
Statute:211 PC


Arrest: 1
Charge#: 2
Bail Flag: Y
Bail Amount:$100,000.00
Description:HARM/DEATH:ELDER/DEP ADLT
Code:PC
Statute:368(B)(1) PC

Bail Flag Codes:
Y or I - Charge is eligible for bail.
H or N - Inmate may not be bailed out on that given charge.
B - Bail is not required on this charge.

6'2 and 225 pounds, I'd love to see the guy that decked him.
 
Brade
2010-02-01 12:41:21 AM
that's pretty funny... too bad the bystander didn't happen to have a baseball bat on him...
 
jjorsett
2010-02-01 12:55:46 AM
San Diego Trolley stations = crime magnets. And by the way, don't expect the surveillance cameras to be of much help in identifying anybody. Their quality sucks so bad that somebody's kid must have gotten the contract to install used webcams.
 
Lunaville
2010-02-01 09:10:20 AM
I like how the cops charged the attacker with both robbery and elder abuse. That's creative thinking well applied in this situation.
 
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