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(Daily Mail)   WTF headline of the day: "Britain on alert for deadly new knife with exploding tip that freezes victims' organs"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 126
    More: Strange, organs, W.T.F.?, MPs, West Midlands, Britain, no reason, corporals, knife  
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2010-01-31 01:19:08 PM  
DNRTFA



Hey subby,

http://gizmodo.com/5027010/wasp-knife-will-freeze-and-blow-up-your-organs

Old news is fun right?
 
2010-01-31 01:32:48 PM  
FTF(old)A: Last updated at 11:06 AM on 17th July 2008

Just curious, Rip Van Mitter, do you jerk off to WWII pin ups?
 
2010-01-31 01:46:32 PM  
I want an Icy Burst Dagger!
 
2010-01-31 02:00:20 PM  
Without reading the article, I'm gonna say, it has a co2 cartridge in it.... and is old news. Off to verify.
 
2010-01-31 02:01:26 PM  
Yup, the same type used in BB guns... as I said, old news.
 
2010-01-31 02:09:23 PM  
Won't somebody think of the watermelons?
 
2010-01-31 02:30:04 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Intrigued
 
2010-01-31 02:39:18 PM  
"WTF", indeed.
 
2010-01-31 02:48:56 PM  
I know it's old news, but I still want one.
 
2010-01-31 03:05:00 PM  
What the knives in question may look like:

i258.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-31 03:11:33 PM  
Repeat.
 
2010-01-31 03:12:45 PM  
Make the headline say "new" and it will be sarcastic instead of oblivious.
 
2010-01-31 03:13:29 PM  
TheOther: Intrigued

Yup, that's what I was looking for.
 
2010-01-31 03:13:30 PM  
Well, this is a brand of WTF I can appreciate remember from the last time it was posted.
 
2010-01-31 03:14:14 PM  
By Jove, that's a horrible weapon. I need one.
 
2010-01-31 03:14:35 PM  
i46.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-31 03:15:59 PM  
Today we've secretly replaced the cartridges in our subject's WASP knife with nitrous oxide..let's see if they notice before the bubble reaches their heart..
 
2010-01-31 03:17:22 PM  
They've been on eBay. As long as they don't have assisted opening...
 
2010-01-31 03:19:51 PM  
"knocking on the door"

Land Shark
 
2010-01-31 03:21:14 PM  
Is it wrong that my first thought was "Awesome, I want one"?
 
2010-01-31 03:22:24 PM  
pervvywanker: They've been on eBay. As long as they don't have assisted opening...

I'd rather have someone come at me with a switchblade.
Also, the assisted opening law is the dumbest thing ever. Everyone I know who likes knives can open a knife just as quickly as someone with "assisted opening" [/rant]
 
2010-01-31 03:23:52 PM  
Superrad: Is it wrong that my first thought was "Awesome, I want one"?

nope. because now I want one too!
 
2010-01-31 03:23:59 PM  
copiousnotes.bloginky.com

Approves
 
2010-01-31 03:30:24 PM  
How about one that inflates the victim like a giant balloon?
 
2010-01-31 03:30:48 PM  
http://www.waspknife.com/
 
2010-01-31 03:30:55 PM  
So the article is about 2 years old. Any follow-ups of one being used on the rough and tumble streets of Britain in the interim?
 
2010-01-31 03:31:59 PM  
Weaver95: Superrad: Is it wrong that my first thought was "Awesome, I want one"?

nope. because now I want one too!


Better buy it now before Obama outlaws it.

/when organ freezing knives are outlawed, only outlaws will freeze your organs.
//An I doing it right?
 
2010-01-31 03:33:48 PM  
Good luck claiming self-defense using one of these.
 
2010-01-31 03:35:24 PM  
Cool. I'll take two.
 
2010-01-31 03:37:00 PM  
You know there's a Fred Phelps thread going too.

I wonder if there's a way to get these two together.
 
2010-01-31 03:37:15 PM  
UNC_Samurai: I want an Icy Burst Dagger!

i1002.photobucket.com

I'll kill you... with an icy burst of freshness!
 
2010-01-31 03:37:45 PM  
bugmn99: Good luck claiming self-defense using one of these.

He had a gun, shot me in the leg, he came closer for the kill shot, so I stabbed him.
 
2010-01-31 03:39:10 PM  
Weaver95: Superrad: Is it wrong that my first thought was "Awesome, I want one"?

nope. because now I want one too!


Thirded. Not that I currently need to defend myself from shark attacks on a daily basis, but you can never be too careful...
 
2010-01-31 03:39:45 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2010-01-31 03:40:29 PM  
Is anyone else tired of the "enlarge" button that pops a copy of the picture EXACTLY the same size?
 
2010-01-31 03:41:05 PM  
WTF headline of the day year and a half: "Britain on alert for deadly new knife with exploding tip that freezes victims' organs"

FTFY.
 
2010-01-31 03:41:40 PM  
StrangeQ: Weaver95: Superrad: Is it wrong that my first thought was "Awesome, I want one"?

nope. because now I want one too!

Thirded. Not that I currently need to defend myself from shark attacks on a daily basis, but you can never be too careful...



Well if you guys have one...
 
2010-01-31 03:44:51 PM  
FlukeBoy: FTF(old)A: Last updated at 11:06 AM on 17th July 2008

Just curious, Rip Van Mitter, do you jerk off to WWII pin ups?


Not subby, but just exactly what the hell is wrong with jerking off to WWII pinups?
 
2010-01-31 03:45:51 PM  
I want a gun that will shoot these knives.
 
2010-01-31 03:51:20 PM  
Knives kill and should be banned in all forms.
Imagine a child who accidently gets a hold of a knife.
 
2010-01-31 03:52:41 PM  
1. Old news is old.
2. Specialized tool for dealing with animals scares Britain.
3. Gotta love a country terrified about "knife crime."
 
2010-01-31 03:55:38 PM  
Got nothin on my cat-firing crossbow.
 
2010-01-31 03:57:19 PM  
Kona_Bean: So the article is about 2 years old. Any follow-ups of one being used on the rough and tumble streets of Britain in the interim?

Hey now, don't be asking inconvenient questions now. The Queen knows when to be alarmist about pointy sticks, how dare you challenge 'er Majesty?

ER...Elizabeth Regina...heh heh...you said "regina"...
 
2010-01-31 03:58:07 PM  
Spirit Hammer: Is anyone else tired of the "enlarge" button that pops a copy of the picture EXACTLY the same size?

First my wife, now you? Sheesh...let it go already.
 
2010-01-31 03:59:26 PM  
i249.photobucket.com

wants DOZENS!
 
2010-01-31 03:59:36 PM  
FapJack: Knives kill and should be banned in all forms.
Imagine a child who accidently gets a hold of a knife.



I totally agree. Then professional chef's can use the slap chop to prepare gourmet meals at your favorite restaurant.


/your gonna love my....
 
2010-01-31 04:01:16 PM  
FormlessOne: 3. Gotta love a country terrified about "knife crime."

I was pretty much thinking the same thing, and always do when this subject comes up. Living in a "gun country", the English obsession with Knife crime just cracks me up.

//It also pretty much proves where all the anti-gun crowd would go to if they got their way on guns...
///Yup. I own guns, knives and swords, and I love America.
 
2010-01-31 04:03:32 PM  
This is what Britain deserves for taking guns away from the people.

/Would rather be shot.
 
2010-01-31 04:05:56 PM  
Thread needs more wacking material.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2010-01-31 04:06:38 PM  
Not exactly a new knife, it's been around. They have an interesting website, check 'em out.
 
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