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(Daily Mail) Interesting Scientists discover that if a dog is truly happy, he will wag his tail to the left. Your dog wants a cure for cancer   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
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puffy999 [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:00:26 AM
But will one in nine wag to the right?
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:02:43 AM
:D
 
BackAssward [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:04:08 AM
Truly a good mashup of memes... kudos.
 
dodecahedron
2010-01-31 12:08:17 AM
See, even dogs have a liberal bias.
 
CtrlAltDelete
2010-01-31 12:18:19 AM
I KNEW IT!

my dog is LYING to me....
 
7wolf
2010-01-31 12:30:04 AM
Oh.
 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:33:07 AM
Whose left?
 
5Nickels
2010-01-31 12:34:13 AM
I'm here to post a comment about nothing, much like the article.

subby still gets credit for the green, no matter how stupid he or the 'mods' as you all call them, are.
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:34:38 AM
i thought the tail wags both right and left? i don't get when it just wags right and when it just wags left. it's not like you are using a screwdriver. it has to go both ways or none at all.
 
Solty Dog [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:35:07 AM
Benji, what is best in life?
 
tortilla burger
2010-01-31 12:35:14 AM
From the article it makes it seem like a dog is more likely to approach you if you wag your tail on the left. I'm sure the furries are loving this
 
Ikahoshi
2010-01-31 12:36:36 AM
What if they wag their bums at the same time? Emphasis or affectation?
 
CrispFlows [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:37:13 AM
I tried "Wag" on GIS.

Holy-momma! That's a lot of hot chicks!
 
Ringshadow [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 12:37:57 AM
What if the dog wags their tail in a circle like a prop?
 
SomeoneDumb
2010-01-31 12:39:38 AM
On a related note, my nephew's new dog (a minpin of all things) will only turn to the left. If he wants to go right, yep, makes three lefts.

Oddest damn thing I've seen all year. The dog refuses to turn right!
 
JPINFV
2010-01-31 12:39:47 AM
+1 for being bi-meme.
 
shrive me fool
2010-01-31 12:40:04 AM
Why does everyone assume that dogs are always male?
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-31 12:40:54 AM
I'd just be happy if my dog would stop insisting on sleeping on our bed and then proceeding to lay down with her asshole next to my face. Then she gets all indignant and feisty when I move her. Yeah, never wake sleeping dogs...
 
UsikFark
2010-01-31 12:41:15 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This is your dog on coke.

/has a BC
//hot
 
KrispyKritter
2010-01-31 12:44:04 AM
5Nickels: I'm here to post a comment about nothing, much like the article.

subby still gets credit for the green, no matter how stupid he or the 'mods' as you all call them, are.

Nice.
 
OnmyojiOmn
2010-01-31 12:52:12 AM
media.animevice.com

Is taking notes.
 
geniusiknowit
2010-01-31 12:52:53 AM
My dog always wags to the right in the bottom half of the hour.


One wag only.
 
Aidan
2010-01-31 12:52:57 AM
BackAssward: Truly a good mashup of memes... kudos.

Agreed.
 
Driver
2010-01-31 12:55:09 AM
What about dogs that are south of the equator?
 
MayorOfReseda
2010-01-31 12:55:29 AM
crypticsatellite
2010-01-31 12:33:07 AM

Whose left?

That's what I was thinkin.
 
2many280s
2010-01-31 12:55:50 AM
My English Bulldog only has a nub under a wrinkle. Hard to tell when she's happy unless she is shaking her whole ass. Then, It's pretty obvious.
 
gadian
2010-01-31 12:56:20 AM
My dog's tail wag is more of a helicopter rotor impression.
 
Driver
2010-01-31 12:56:57 AM
Ringshadow: What if the dog wags their tail in a circle like a prop?

They can walk on just their front feet.
 
inkling79
2010-01-31 12:58:49 AM
shrive me fool
Why does everyone assume that dogs are always male?

Because dogs are boys and cats are girls.

Duh.
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-31 01:00:44 AM
geniusiknowit: My dog always wags to the right in the bottom half of the hour.


One wag only.

Is that a guess and you needed a break?
 
SharkTrager
2010-01-31 01:01:46 AM
Why am I having trouble believing digs were fooled by this robot?
 
HMS_Blinkin
2010-01-31 01:08:39 AM
SlothB77: i thought the tail wags both right and left? i don't get when it just wags right and when it just wags left. it's not like you are using a screwdriver. it has to go both ways or none at all.

That's what I was sort of wondering.
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-31 01:08:42 AM
SharkTrager: Why am I having trouble believing digs were fooled by this robot?

They aren't as smart as you think they are. Watch this funny video. (new window)
 
J. Boone Pickens
2010-01-31 01:08:56 AM
geniusiknowit: My dog always wags to the right in the bottom half of the hour.

One wag only.

Good work Lou, you'll make Sergeant for this.
 
colatf
2010-01-31 01:12:13 AM
Sweet, my penis is happy.
 
bonehead800
2010-01-31 01:24:31 AM
SomeoneDumb: On a related note, my nephew's new dog (a minpin of all things) will only turn to the left. If he wants to go right, yep, makes three lefts.

Oddest damn thing I've seen all year. The dog refuses to turn right!

If he doesn't move his head to the right at all, I'd be concerned about neck pain. Might actually wanna get that looked at.
 
SharkTrager
2010-01-31 01:29:18 AM
Panty Sniffer: SharkTrager: Why am I having trouble believing digs were fooled by this robot?

They aren't as smart as you think they are. Watch this funny video. (new window)

It's less about smart and more about the fact they spend their lives sniffing so I am pretty sure they know what a dog smells like.

And you need to use something to mask your link urls.
 
FDR Jones
2010-01-31 01:30:05 AM
I just found out my 16 y/o dog has cancer so i'm getting.... a new dog, i guess.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-31 01:30:23 AM
geniusiknowit: My dog always wags to the right in the bottom half of the hour.


One wag only.

That's called a Crazy Taigan
 
Regnad Kcin
2010-01-31 01:31:03 AM
Okay, this is going to cause some problems. I'm pretty sure that was a wag-to-the-left when I banged my shin on the coffee table.
 
FlyingPenguini
2010-01-31 01:31:27 AM
geniusiknowit: My dog always wags to the right in the bottom half of the hour.


One wag only.

Kong sonar crazy K9 .... Which way Jonesey !?
 
EdNortonsTwin
2010-01-31 01:38:16 AM
Well, I hang to the left and am generally pretty happy.
 
theBigBigEye
2010-01-31 01:39:36 AM
OnmyojiOmn: Is taking notes.

I'm really into anime and all, but I'm not really following you there.

/That, and I don't recognize that character from any series I've seen
 
Phlem Pickens
2010-01-31 01:50:50 AM
What if your dog's tail is waggin' him and it kind of looks like a happy seizure?
 
SJKebab [TotalFark]
2010-01-31 02:14:36 AM
CrispFlows: I tried "Wag" on GIS.

Holy-momma! That's a lot of hot chicks!
I came here to make a comment about dogs. Instead, I just came.
 
Volector
2010-01-31 02:32:27 AM
crypticsatellite: Whose left?



+1
 
myalias1845
2010-01-31 02:45:09 AM
EdNortonsTwin: Well, I hang to the left and am generally pretty happy.

Probably just means you have a smaller left ball.

How YOU doin?
 
OnmyojiOmn
2010-01-31 03:04:03 AM
theBigBigEye: OnmyojiOmn: Is taking notes.

I'm really into anime and all, but I'm not really following you there.

/That, and I don't recognize that character from any series I've seen

Link

2:35
 
strathmeyer
2010-01-31 03:11:50 AM
Everyone knows that if a dog's ears are up and its tail is wagging vigorously, it is definitely pleased to see you.

I had to stop here, since I obviously am not everyone who was meant to read the article.
 
myalias1845
2010-01-31 03:33:19 AM
Anyone know why my dogs always grab a toy or treat the second I get home and strut around the house with it? I never understood that.
 
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