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(iReport) Stupid Yes, we all know self-righteous 15 year olds are annoying. We all know CNN can be ridiculously annoying. But do you know what happens when you combine the two?   (ireport.com) divider line 162
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Super Soaker 50
2010-01-30 03:48:49 PM
You get The Internet.
 
JacksBlack
2010-01-30 03:59:20 PM
Okay first of all, that kid apparently learned English by watching old reruns of Gomer Pyle, USMC.

Secondly, I feel sorry for him because in the next 10 years he's going to realize he's gay.
 
k_46r_a [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 03:59:38 PM
You get the death of television news reporting... LIVE in BREAKING NEWS!!1!!ONE!!1!!

Why hire an actual videographer, reporter, and writer to report the news when you can have a couple schmucks read off a teleprompter and ply cell phone video and webcam crap?

This shiat, combined with the 'lets go with it, even if we don't have a single aspect of the story down... we'll fill in the audience as we find out the facts' mentality are killing news.

/teaches journalism
//there is a place for web and cell phone videos in reporting
///just not as our only source, live and uncut
 
k_46r_a [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 04:01:04 PM
Okay, you have that 'A'

That one that 'ply' is looking for.
 
MorrisBird [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 04:37:10 PM
Why is that prepubescent male shouting at me? What did I ever do to him?
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2010-01-30 04:43:17 PM
This kid acts more professional than the talking heads at ClusterFox.
 
Hick [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 04:44:30 PM
IF it was on FOX it would have been so much more fun.
 
Elvis_Bogart [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 05:34:32 PM
Why is that prepubescent male shouting at me? What did I ever do to him?

No doubt. The video starts playing and I'm scrambling for the volume slider.
 
dethmagnetic
2010-01-30 05:41:38 PM
Here's another one of his classics: Scott Brown Wins!!! GOP Victory! Go GOP!!!

Ahh, modern journalism.
 
loonatic112358
2010-01-30 08:15:55 PM
You get the Fark Politics tab?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:20:15 PM
Super Soaker 50: You get The Internet.

I was going to say MuchMusic. But the Internet does make more sense and it's not so 80s.
 
Wellandboy
2010-01-30 08:20:29 PM
derp? derf? a school project is news now?
 
HMS_Blinkin
2010-01-30 08:20:45 PM
JacksBlack: Okay first of all, that kid apparently learned English by watching old reruns of Gomer Pyle, USMC.

Secondly, I feel sorry for him because in the next 10 years he's going to realize he's gay.

On the bright side, he won't have to worry about abortions at all...
 
INeedAName
2010-01-30 08:21:26 PM
So this is what news has become? I like to rag on FOX for the utter ignorance when reporting, but whoever gave this the go-ahead made FOX news look like a bunch of book-learners!
 
charkocu
2010-01-30 08:21:27 PM
This iReport shiat is new to me. I'm so very disappoint in seeing where journalism is today in America.
 
TomD9938
2010-01-30 08:23:01 PM
Elvis_Bogart:

The video starts playing and I'm scrambling for the volume slider.

Same here. Ill still heard Gomer though, even in those very few early screetches.

JacksBlack: I feel sorry for him because in the next 10 years he's going to realize he's gay.


Right. As of now, he's just "creative".
 
Intelligent_Donkey
2010-01-30 08:24:27 PM
Shouldn't he be playing outside or something?:/
 
GWSuperfan [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:25:14 PM
Elvis_Bogart: Why is that prepubescent male shouting at me? What did I ever do to him?

No doubt. The video starts playing and I'm scrambling for the volume slider.

Slider? I can mute my laptop with a keystroke

/and thank FSM!
 
I should have been aborted
2010-01-30 08:26:05 PM
that kid is such an idiot

he better get rid of his southern draw if he wants to be a real reporter.
 
mr lawson
2010-01-30 08:26:33 PM
It would have been sooo much better if somewhere he shouted" Surprise!,Surprise!,Surprise!,
 
BumpInTheNight
2010-01-30 08:26:45 PM
An op-ed piece from a 15 year old, on CNN? Look if I wanted the opinion of a teenager I'd go ask one of the ones I have gagged in the basement.
 
Farker Soze
2010-01-30 08:27:01 PM
Go away. Baitin'.
 
domenad
2010-01-30 08:27:22 PM
I suggested once on a conservative forum that I didn't give a gold fark what some fourteen year-old kid thought of Obama until he was old enough to pick up a rifle. I still haven't healed from all the flames.
 
Daroc
2010-01-30 08:30:09 PM
dethmagnetic: Here's another one of his classics: Scott Brown Wins!!! GOP Victory! Go GOP!!!

Ahh, modern journalism.


When I was 15 all I cared about was cars and chicks with big tits. WTF is wrong with this kid? 15 year olds should not be concerned about Scott Brown winning an election or even knowing who Scott Brown is.
 
get real [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:30:11 PM
psssssst Have a gay son, they know by 11-12.
 
trelane99
2010-01-30 08:31:26 PM
k_46r_a: You get the death of television news reporting... LIVE in BREAKING NEWS!!1!!ONE!!1!!

/teaches journalism
//there is a place for web and cell phone videos in reporting
///just not as our only source, live and uncut

So it's your fault that Fox News is the most trusted source in news. FARK OFF.
 
swingerofbirches
2010-01-30 08:31:30 PM
OK, if you're not from the south you wouldn't know there are men who do sound absolutely gay and are completely straight down here. It surprised me too when I moved here. Just like British can sound gay, a molasses mouth can sound gay too.
 
spudvol
2010-01-30 08:31:46 PM
Biography
I am a teenager from the south who has an interest and love for politics, government, and current issues. I was elected as my freshman class vice president this year. I am an active member of Georgia Conservatives in Action, and the Appling County Republican Party. I am trying to organize an Appling County Teenage Republicans group here in Southeast Georgia. I enjoy speaking a TEA Parties, being guests on news shows, and of course- uploading ireports. In the future, i plan to pursue a degree in journalism and political science.I am a big fan of Headline News, CNN, and Fox! I am a big supporter of Sarah Palin, and i feel that she is true strength for all of america! I LOVE doing ireports with fellow ireporters....especially to sound off on an issue, if you are interested, PM me.

/kill it
/kill it now
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:32:25 PM
Douchebaggery: nature or nurture?

/I'm going with nature on this one
 
Giant Clown Shoe
2010-01-30 08:32:26 PM
z.about.com

/a virgin shouldn't be allowed to broadcast an opinion about abortion
 
Splinshints
2010-01-30 08:33:01 PM
i186.photobucket.com
 
spudvol
2010-01-30 08:36:43 PM
He'll change his mind on abortion when he gets his sister pregnant.
 
Wellandboy
2010-01-30 08:37:28 PM
Daroc: When I was 15 all I cared about was cars and chicks with big tits. WTF is wrong with this kid? 15 year olds should not be concerned about Scott Brown winning an election or even knowing who Scott Brown is.

...this
I blame the helicopters...
 
ffsands
2010-01-30 08:38:13 PM
You get a younger, video version of Fark?
 
feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:38:19 PM
I agree with the kid, but I want to hit him with a 1/2 dowel.
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:38:51 PM
JacksBlack: Okay first of all, that kid apparently learned English by watching old reruns of Gomer Pyle, USMC.

Secondly, I feel sorry for him because in the next 10 years he's going to realize he's gay.

lulz ... Thank you. I was trying to think of whom he reminded me of.
 
MBooda
2010-01-30 08:39:51 PM
Combine a 15-year-old with CNN...
www.mediabistro.com
 
MadAzza [TotalFark]
2010-01-30 08:41:17 PM
Farker Soze: Go away. Baitin'.

I see what you did there.
 
Kilroy Evans
2010-01-30 08:45:36 PM
You know, he kind of reminds me of someone...Link (new window)
 
Gyrfalcon
2010-01-30 08:46:01 PM
loonatic112358: You get the Fark Politics tab?

WINNAR!!!!!!
 
Koolaider
2010-01-30 08:46:11 PM
If you're not for abortion, you probably are now.
 
genner
2010-01-30 08:47:26 PM
Daroc: dethmagnetic: Here's another one of his classics: Scott Brown Wins!!! GOP Victory! Go GOP!!!

Ahh, modern journalism.


When I was 15 all I cared about was cars and chicks with big tits.

*COugh*.....yeah...."when you were 15"
 
Farkin' Uke
2010-01-30 08:47:45 PM
Shazam!

/couldn't even listen to the whole thing
 
TBAcceptor
2010-01-30 08:48:19 PM
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that people under the age of 20 just don't have any opinions worth sharing with the rest of society.

/Also, spelling and grammar count on this report. -15
//See me after class. We'll work on punctuation, too.
 
screamin_g
2010-01-30 08:49:31 PM
spudvol: He'll change his mind on abortion when he gets his sister pregnant.

Winner!
 
fark_raving_mad
2010-01-30 08:49:37 PM
Here's a tip for all the stupid fundie death cult bastards - if you oppose abortion, DON'T FREAKING HAVE ONE!!!


Otherwise, it's none of your damned business. NONE.


/farking idiots
 
The Face Of Oblivion
2010-01-30 08:49:42 PM
Giant Clown Shoe: /a virgin shouldn't be allowed to broadcast an opinion about abortion

"He no playa the game, he no maka the rules." (new window)
 
Gyrfalcon
2010-01-30 08:51:05 PM
TBAcceptor: The longer I live, the more convinced I am that people under the age of 20 just don't have any opinions worth sharing with the rest of society.

/Also, spelling and grammar count on this report. -15
//See me after class. We'll work on punctuation, too.

Shiat, I've been thinking that since I was 21.
 
StevieWonder_DrivingInstructor
2010-01-30 08:51:31 PM
domenad: I suggested once on a conservative forum that I didn't give a gold fark what some fourteen year-old kid thought of Obama until he was old enough to pick up a rifle. I still haven't healed from all the flames.

Dude, that just made my day - your suggestion, not you getting flamed over it.
 
aar0on
2010-01-30 08:51:53 PM
Wale, yeehaw, y'all!
 
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