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(Contact Music)   Eva Longoria is a "big eater" who "doesn't diet." I believe we call that "bulemic"   (contactmusic.com) divider line 36
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2010-01-30 06:22:53 AM
She can read minds?
 
2010-01-30 06:29:27 AM
eh, most chicks end up throwing up after dates with me anyway. would still hit.
 
2010-01-30 06:36:21 AM
Did subby read the article? She says she does watch what she eats and also works out - kickboxing and weight training.
 
2010-01-30 06:40:10 AM
fta: she doesn't do a lot of exercise

I call los shenaniganos.
 
2010-01-30 06:48:12 AM
She's part of the new trend of miniature sex symbols with small beebs, large flat feet and children's heiners. Pass.
 
2010-01-30 07:23:10 AM
If Eva Longoria plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Desperate Housewives" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2010-01-30 07:42:24 AM
Beleemic subby, beleemic
 
2010-01-30 07:48:09 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: She can read minds?

One
 
2010-01-30 07:54:46 AM
Currently hitting it from behind the arc:
www.consulfrance-sanfrancisco.org
 
2010-01-30 08:20:31 AM
I've got something big for her to eat.
 
2010-01-30 08:49:51 AM
One word - tapeworm. Swallow a tapeworm, eat all you want, never gain an ounce. It's been around since the 1920's.
 
2010-01-30 08:56:47 AM
Some people just don't get fat very easily. Hate them (okay, us) if you want, but the genes work that way sometimes.

Plus she exercises a lot, and muscle burns fat better than setting a trailer park on fire.
 
2010-01-30 08:56:55 AM
FredaDeStilleto: One word - tapeworm. Swallow a tapeworm, eat all you want, never gain an ounce. It's been around since the 1920's.

i47.tinypic.com

You first.
 
2010-01-30 09:25:24 AM
No, we call that exercise. Learn the difference, tubby.
 
2010-01-30 09:29:59 AM
Rubber Biscuit: She's part of the new trend of miniature sex symbols with small beebs, large flat feet and children's heiners. Pass.

You forgot the knees.
 
2010-01-30 09:32:12 AM
Eva Longoria is a "big eater" who "doesn't diet." I believe we call that "bulemic" lesbian.


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2010-01-30 10:19:07 AM
This just in: the only ones who care about Desperate Housewives are the tabloids.
 
2010-01-30 10:38:18 AM
Or bulimic...

/pedantic ass
 
2010-01-30 10:40:16 AM
I like to call it Bulimi-Fun, personally.

Bring on the brownies.
 
2010-01-30 10:42:05 AM
Well that explains her huge gut and cankles.
 
2010-01-30 10:42:09 AM
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RIP, Evan Longoria.
 
2010-01-30 10:56:45 AM
FuturePastNow: Some people just don't get fat very easily. Hate them (okay, us) if you want, but the genes work that way sometimes.

Plus she exercises a lot, and muscle burns fat better than setting a trailer park on fire.


Hating people who eat what they want and not gain weight can be easy since some of us are antsy jittery bastards who pace around the room driving everyone else bonkers. Then there's the leg jiggling, toe tapping, pen drumming, etc. It's not ADHD, it's just not being able to adapt from a few million years of active living to being forced to sit on our butts all day at school and work.
 
2010-01-30 11:03:18 AM
NaugahydeDonkey: If Eva Longoria plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Desperate Housewives" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

When did this become a meme? I first saw it a few months ago in regards to Sigourney Weaver on the set of Aliens.
 
2010-01-30 11:26:40 AM
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Lack of pics...fixing that
 
2010-01-30 11:52:49 AM
John Buck 41: NaugahydeDonkey: If Eva Longoria plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Desperate Housewives" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

When did this become a meme? I first saw it a few months ago in regards to Sigourney Weaver on the set of Aliens.


Just make it stop.
 
2010-01-30 11:53:12 AM
John Buck 41: NaugahydeDonkey: If Eva Longoria plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Desperate Housewives" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

When did this become a meme?


because people are idiots, especially on the internet; I though everyone who uses the net regularly would know this by now.
 
2010-01-30 11:55:39 AM
John Buck 41: When did this become a meme?

When, I thought you said why

Well, at least this helps prove my point about idiots on the internet
 
2010-01-30 12:40:27 PM
FredaDeStilleto: One word - tapeworm. Swallow a tapeworm, eat all you want, never gain an ounce. It's been around since the 1920's.

Doesn't the tapeworm gain weight?
 
2010-01-30 12:52:48 PM
mcmnky: Doesn't the tapeworm gain weight?

My mind is blown. Maybe it produces a relativity large mass of eggs which exit the body.
 
2010-01-30 01:12:06 PM
I am pretty much rail thin, eat all I want, and stay in perfect shape. I exercise fairly often, but not near enough to compensate for the amount I eat. And I'm not a nervous, twitching drug addict either. I just don't gain weight. I dunno. It is possible.
 
2010-01-30 01:35:07 PM
Sm3agol85: I am pretty much rail thin, eat all I want, and stay in perfect shape. I exercise fairly often, but not near enough to compensate for the amount I eat. And I'm not a nervous, twitching drug addict either. I just don't gain weight. I dunno. It is possible.

About the same here. Weigh between 5 and 10# more than in high school (35+ years ago). That extra poundage is pretty much right around my waist. I seldom have breakfast (except on the occasional weekend morning), I eat a sandwich & yogurt for lunch, several granola bars and tangerines for mid-morning and mid-afternoon snacks, and a decent supper. Weekends, usually just one big meal at night. My job is physical, so that helps, but even when I was white collar, I weighed/looked the same. 'Cept my hands were cleaner, I had to shave more often, and I couldn't wear T-shirts. Even long sleeved ones with 3 buttons near the neck. Thanks, asshole.
 
2010-01-30 01:37:05 PM
I'd love to help Eva lose some weight. Sex is a good way to burn off weight!
 
2010-01-30 01:38:26 PM
Snuke: mcmnky: Doesn't the tapeworm gain weight?

My mind is blown. Maybe it produces a relativity large mass of eggs which exit the body.


Not sure if you were being serious, but if you were, the tape worm just gets bigger and bigger up to 50 feet in length. So, in fact, you would gain weight, but you wouldn't necessarily get bigger. Oh, and you'd also be putting yourself at risk for organ damage.
 
2010-01-30 05:33:17 PM
John Buck 41: About the same here. Weigh between 5 and 10# more than in high school (35+ years ago). That extra poundage is pretty much right around my waist. I seldom have breakfast (except on the occasional weekend morning), I eat a sandwich & yogurt for lunch, several granola bars and tangerines for mid-morning and mid-afternoon snacks, and a decent supper. Weekends, usually just one big meal at night. My job is physical, so that helps, but even when I was white collar, I weighed/looked the same. 'Cept my hands were cleaner, I had to shave more often, and I couldn't wear T-shirts. Even long sleeved ones with 3 buttons near the neck. Thanks, asshole.

Eating breakfast can help you lose weight, as it actually increases your metabolic rate.
 
2010-01-30 06:54:11 PM
GWSuperfan: John Buck 41: About the same here. Weigh between 5 and 10# more than in high school (35+ years ago). That extra poundage is pretty much right around my waist. I seldom have breakfast (except on the occasional weekend morning), I eat a sandwich & yogurt for lunch, several granola bars and tangerines for mid-morning and mid-afternoon snacks, and a decent supper. Weekends, usually just one big meal at night. My job is physical, so that helps, but even when I was white collar, I weighed/looked the same. 'Cept my hands were cleaner, I had to shave more often, and I couldn't wear T-shirts. Even long sleeved ones with 3 buttons near the neck. Thanks, asshole.

Eating breakfast can help you lose weight, as it actually increases your metabolic rate.


Well, the 2 granola bars and 2 tangerines are pretty much 'breakfast'. And eating a real breakfast at home would require an even earlier wakeup than I already have.
 
2010-01-30 08:47:17 PM
Ya, it's always the girls who never eat anything who want to tell everyone they meet about how much they eat.

/that kind of goes for everything actually; if they won't just up about it there's probably a reason
 
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