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(Inside Bay Area)   Police have to stun some naked guy twice to subdue him   (insidebayarea.com) divider line 19
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2010-01-30 12:18:44 AM
Would you want to wrestle with a naked man?

I wouldn't!!
 
2010-01-30 12:19:22 AM
ftfa: At one point the man hid in the shadows and appeared to have something in his hand.

mhm...zap him
 
2010-01-30 12:19:38 AM
PCP's a hell of a drug
 
2010-01-30 12:21:16 AM
ravenaries: ftfa: At one point the man hid in the shadows and appeared to have something in his hand.

mhm...zap him


If the weapon was about 5 inches long and flesh colored, that's a tasin'
 
2010-01-30 12:24:37 AM
If you need to tazer a _______ to subdue them, you have no business being a cop. Stupid, lazy pigs.



/in before the idiots with no idea how our screwed up legal system works come around
 
2010-01-30 12:25:46 AM
If the police were trying to seduce him, couldn't they just buy him a few drinks?

/oh, subdue!
//nevermind.
 
2010-01-30 12:31:16 AM
I have to agree with the cops on this one, if some naked guy charged me from a dark alley with an unsheathed weapon of virginal mass distruction I probably would have tasered him myself.
 
2010-01-30 12:33:43 AM
Ego edo infantia cattus: PCP's a hell of a drug

Jesus, I was about to say the exact same thing. Get out of my head! (Rips head off).
 
2010-01-30 12:35:39 AM
DanQuayle: I have to agree with the cops on this one, if some naked guy charged me from a dark alley with an unsheathed weapon of virginal mass distruction I probably would have tasered him myself.

Assault with a friendly weapon?
 
2010-01-30 12:36:15 AM
Is it me, or do crazy people always want to get naked??
 
2010-01-30 12:36:25 AM
i111.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-30 12:37:40 AM
Don't tase me balls.
 
2010-01-30 12:40:50 AM
Was it that Coachella wizard guy again? (New window, Very NSFW)

Bonus points if you can spot his penis. Difficulty: it's an inny.
 
2010-01-30 12:48:18 AM
themuze: /in before the idiots with no idea how our screwed up legal system works come around

This story is more about our screwed up mental health system. He's on psychiatric hold right now, but he'll probably be released within a few days. Without care, this guy is pretty much condemned to more "episodes" until he winds up dead or in prison.
 
2010-01-30 12:48:36 AM
Shenanigans!: Was it that Coachella wizard guy again? (New window, Very NSFW)

Bonus points if you can spot his penis. Difficulty: it's an inny.


That video makes me laugh at so many levels. Drunk/Stoned guy in a wizard outfit with a microphallus gets tazed. Really doesn't get any funnier then that.
 
2010-01-30 12:48:59 AM
I'm going to get a candy bar!
 
2010-01-30 01:11:35 AM
I should have been aborted: Would you want to wrestle with a naked man?

I wouldn't!!



So... you'd have no problem wrestling a naked woman?

How about if you were naked too, and 2 midgets were hitting you about the head with rubber chickens? In a pool full of live eels?

And what if you were being videotaped at the same time?


Wait... what's that about tazing again?
 
2010-01-30 03:55:21 PM
images.artistdirect.com

Wanted for questioning.

/And stealing a police car
//And card counting
///And kidnapping some naked guy
 
2010-01-31 05:11:00 AM
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