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		What begins with "f" ends in "uck" and kills little old ladies with a big hose? (thebostonchannel.com)		82
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skrewtinyzer		2010-01-29 08:47:36 PM

Friar Tuck

AdolfOliverPanties		2010-01-29 08:51:45 PM

Frankie's octogenarian rapist cousin Chuck?

2xhelix		2010-01-29 08:55:39 PM

Did the truck say Balrog FD on the side?

desertmouse		2010-01-29 08:59:45 PM

Freakin' bad luck.

I was prepared to do old people/farmers market/lawn snark, but:

"He said she still had her Whole Foods bags in her hands when brought to the hospital, he said, and was telling nurses which foods could be saved and which needed to be thrown out."

That's the practical, cool grandma kind of old person. Very sad.

ITIL Prince		2010-01-29 09:16:20 PM

"little old ladies with a big hose"

An oddly specific sort of victim.

HellFace		2010-01-29 10:09:20 PM

Five hundred clown midgets who tried to rape her at the same time and got their penises stuck?

Megain		2010-01-30 02:24:54 AM

flying duck

Begoggle		2010-01-30 03:05:33 AM

Juniper Jupiter		2010-01-30 03:10:35 AM

FREAKIN' CHUCK

biblicalpaths.files.wordpress.com

/That's what.

Mr. Potatoass		2010-01-30 03:10:35 AM

Friendly Canuck?

crab66		2010-01-30 03:11:02 AM

That sucks.

gorauma		2010-01-30 03:14:56 AM

The King is dead!

Long live King!

Airfoilsguy		2010-01-30 03:15:15 AM

She was very special

Was she a retard?

dyli		2010-01-30 03:19:26 AM

Props to submitter. Your headline was teh awesome.

Rohasman		2010-01-30 03:20:40 AM

Farmers Market crash with truck?

bhcompy		2010-01-30 03:20:53 AM

Farking Niko Bellic you lame duck

FlyingPenguini		2010-01-30 03:26:39 AM

Juniper Jupiter: FREAKIN' CHUCK

/That's what.

/Cowers in fear of The Chuck

VelmaCruise		2010-01-30 03:28:34 AM

Hey Begoggle, I love that hairy fire truck. Ny kid could do a better job than that ... I LOL.

IKanHazaBukkit		2010-01-30 03:31:30 AM

Five rednecks with guns driving a truck?

Sluggard Stone		2010-01-30 03:32:14 AM

FlyingPenguini: Juniper Jupiter: FREAKIN' CHUCK

/That's what.

/Cowers in fear of The Chuck

Chuck Chuck bo buck...

powhound		2010-01-30 03:39:35 AM

dang....back to Jr. High we go...

Sna fu truck?

tortamus		2010-01-30 03:45:05 AM

Federal marxist healthcare run amuck?

...foisted upon our greatest generation by the usurper Homo Oligarh Socialist Emperor?

Obamacare is coming to KILL YOUR GRANDMA!!!
IT'S IN REVELATIONS!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

Dexter's Next Victim		2010-01-30 03:47:13 AM

Were the firemen too lazy or careless to properly put the hose up? I bet there will be a lawsuit. Freak accident my ass.

Reincarnate		2010-01-30 03:51:38 AM

Was the hose on fire?

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Dubai Vol		2010-01-30 03:54:13 AM

tortamus: Federal marxist healthcare run amuck?

...foisted upon our greatest generation by the usurper Homo Oligarh Socialist Emperor?

Obamacare is coming to KILL YOUR GRANDMA!!!
IT'S IN REVELATIONS!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

Nice try, and 2/10 for the troll, but the word is AMOK

/being a spelling and grammar Nazi is a never-ending, thankless job

haddie		2010-01-30 03:59:01 AM

Dubai Vol: tortamus: Federal marxist healthcare run amuck?

...foisted upon our greatest generation by the usurper Homo Oligarh Socialist Emperor?

Obamacare is coming to KILL YOUR GRANDMA!!!
IT'S IN REVELATIONS!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

Nice try, and 2/10 for the troll, but the word is AMOK

/being a spelling and grammar Nazi is a never-ending, thankless job

Thx, u ken stop naow.

casey17		2010-01-30 04:02:16 AM

FIRETRUCK!

Do I win a prize? I like prizes!

dkk37		2010-01-30 04:03:26 AM

haddie: Dubai Vol: tortamus: Federal marxist healthcare run amuck?

...foisted upon our greatest generation by the usurper Homo Oligarh Socialist Emperor?

Obamacare is coming to KILL YOUR GRANDMA!!!
IT'S IN REVELATIONS!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

Nice try, and 2/10 for the troll, but the word is AMOK

/being a spelling and grammar Nazi is a never-ending, thankless job

Thx, u ken stop naow.

This post is right; Response over yonder rings true.

Dubai Vol		2010-01-30 04:04:36 AM

haddie:

Thx, u ken stop naow.

O hai, I c u speek LOLcat. mee 2!!!!!111!eleventy
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SuperCatBarf		2010-01-30 04:09:35 AM

Her family is probably high-fiving and dancing around with the anticipation of their free money.

Beerster		2010-01-30 04:14:48 AM

Oh!!! Fire truck! Right?

\I'm drunk

GWSuperfan		2010-01-30 04:22:44 AM

APPROVES (new window)

/How long did the ambulances have to wait to get their turn?

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2010-01-30 04:29:54 AM

Fixes the cable uck?

McBotulism		2010-01-30 04:32:14 AM

Slick Johnson		2010-01-30 04:34:09 AM

Farkin suck

/sad story
//firefighters are gonna have some splainin to do as to why their hose was hangin a block long

givingthedogabone		2010-01-30 04:38:22 AM

Fire extinguishment bukakke duck?

SwiftFox		2010-01-30 04:45:42 AM

Fearless Fosduck

heavymetal		2010-01-30 05:01:12 AM

casey17: FIRETRUCK!

Do I win a prize? I like prizes!

www.youwintehprize.com

mtruax		2010-01-30 05:22:16 AM

biatch shoulda jumped.

LordOfThePings		2010-01-30 05:26:39 AM

Face-tuck?

Dr. Mojo PhD		2010-01-30 05:52:36 AM

Crib death?

Phlem Pickens		2010-01-30 06:11:07 AM

Elephark haz a big hoze.

gimmeasammich		2010-01-30 06:14:02 AM

skrewtinyzer: Friar Tuck

Damn you skrewtinyzer, over in one.

/got nothing

Ding Dong Seven		2010-01-30 06:40:28 AM

Wait a minute, some firemen went tearing around in their truck with a 200-foot long hose hanging off it, that killed an 80 year old woman - how come there's no mention in the article of anyone being arrested?

mikaloyd		2010-01-30 06:50:05 AM

Forced Euthenasia Potluck

mikaloyd		2010-01-30 06:52:23 AM

Ding Dong Seven: Wait a minute, some firemen went tearing around in their truck with a 200-foot long hose hanging off it, that killed an 80 year old woman - how come there's no mention in the article of anyone being arrested?

Theres no point in arresting a hose thief after she's dead.

JWideman		2010-01-30 07:28:46 AM

Ding Dong Seven: Wait a minute, some firemen went tearing around in their truck with a 200-foot long hose hanging off it, that killed an 80 year old woman - how come there's no mention in the article of anyone being arrested?

Because it was a freak accident? Note that they are investigating why it came loose.

moops		2010-01-30 07:33:30 AM

The lady killed was from Somerville - she was killed by Cambridge FD.

It's time to declare war on Cambridge, because all those hippies in Cambridge won't fight back.

/Somervillian
//Cambridge is for wankers