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(Yahoo)   U.S. has Saddam's DNA, presumably from Peter Arnett's blue dress   ( divider line
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2003-04-13 04:04:53 PM  
Oh man, I hope these guys have learned some...
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2003-04-13 04:20:55 PM  
Nah, I'd like to see Jeff Goldblum versus Sadam Hussein. That could be fun!
2003-04-13 04:21:38 PM  
Movie of the Week: They Saved Saddam's Brain
2003-04-13 04:21:38 PM  
"Must go faster"
2003-04-13 04:50:31 PM  
Nice headline, headlineperson.
2003-04-13 05:47:59 PM  
No, bad headline. Dittoheads suck. People who steal from Dittoheads suck even more. People who know the a person has stolen from a dittohead likely sucks the most, but since he's the one pointing the finger he'll kindly ignore that.
2003-04-13 05:55:38 PM  
Nice headline.
2003-04-13 06:17:38 PM  
Peter Arnett wore a blue dress? That color is all wrong for him.
2003-04-13 07:32:23 PM  
M1ah, I'm an anti-Dittohead, but funny is funny. This is Fark.
2003-04-13 07:58:49 PM  

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They should flush that junk down the toilet after they've finished using it for identification purposes.
2003-04-13 08:22:40 PM  
The sad thing is, Peter promised to swallow.
2003-04-13 08:23:58 PM  
Awwwww, Peter...

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2003-04-13 08:26:15 PM  
excellent headline
2003-04-13 08:52:43 PM  
Prime headline.
2003-04-13 08:54:11 PM  
I hope the Raelians don't hear of this.
2003-04-13 08:54:15 PM  
So is Peter Arnett going to get really fat and try his hand at a cheesy talk show?
2003-04-13 08:54:26 PM  
If they find his head, can i have it?
2003-04-13 08:54:32 PM  
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! +3,000,000 for the submitter.
2003-04-13 08:54:39 PM  
+15 cool points to headline submitter.
2003-04-13 08:54:42 PM  
M1ah, it was a cool headline, and you are just like Hitler.
/old bit
2003-04-13 08:54:54 PM  

"He's either dead or he's running alive,"

2003-04-13 08:54:55 PM  
nice headline!
2003-04-13 08:55:58 PM  
It merits saying again: Nice headline.
2003-04-13 08:56:02 PM  

If they can truly match his DNA to bomb craters that are 20 feet deep, then I'm truly impressed.
2003-04-13 08:56:08 PM  
2003-04-13 08:56:14 PM  
Pfft. I submitted this yesterday with a better headline.

Ok, maybe not.

You win this round damn you, but I'll be back!
2003-04-13 08:56:18 PM  
Chalk up another headline prop
2003-04-13 08:58:16 PM  
Nice headline.
2003-04-13 08:58:50 PM  

that is all.
2003-04-13 09:01:16 PM  
This was stolen from Limbaugh? Heh. Well, even a broken clock is correct once or twice a day. Y'know, there's still time for Rush to go over there and make a difference, I bet someone'd give him a rifle. What? No? He can't go because of why? Oh right, he's deaf. Bad case of hemmorhoids.
2003-04-13 09:01:22 PM  
I wish this was a photoshop contest.
2003-04-13 09:01:51 PM  
Mucho mega headline dittos.
2003-04-13 09:01:56 PM  




2003-04-13 09:02:01 PM  
AMAZING headline!!


/wipes tears from eyes
2003-04-13 09:03:36 PM  
how did they get his dna? his bedsheets? ew

at first i though they coulda got dna from chemical ali and could use that for comparing, but now it sounds like they have saddams dna hmm
2003-04-13 09:05:06 PM  
Saddam Hussein is shown as the ace of spades on a playing card issued to U.S. soldiers fighting in Iraq. Each of the cards in the deck depicts a character the United States wanted pursued, killed or captured

So nice to see that making a generation of remorseless killing machines is fashionable again.
2003-04-13 09:05:53 PM  
The headline was unfair, evil and very very funny.
2003-04-13 09:06:42 PM  
And the only nominee for the best headline ever:

U.S. has Saddam's DNA, presumably from Peter Arnett's blue dress

And the winner is....

U.S. has Saddam's DNA, presumably from Peter Arnett's blue dress
2003-04-13 09:07:56 PM  
I thought the headline was not funny.


That's a lie.

But I'll bet Peter is expensive.
2003-04-13 09:08:04 PM  
Now that's how you write a good headline
2003-04-13 09:10:18 PM  
Headline of the year. Brilliant.
2003-04-13 09:11:08 PM  
2003-04-13 09:12:19 PM  
I wonder who else was on the playing cards the U.S. handed out.
Excellent headline, by the way.
2003-04-13 09:14:49 PM  
Dear God,
Forgive me father, that headline made large amounts of beer milk come out my nose.
2003-04-13 09:16:16 PM  
I have to hand it to ya.. great headline.
2003-04-13 09:16:56 PM  
Funny headline.
2003-04-13 09:17:30 PM  

great pic
2003-04-13 09:17:51 PM  
Probably got it from Rumsfeld.

I'd insert the photo of Donny and Saddam warmly shaking hands before going off to a private room, but I don't have any hosting yet. Maybe someone else can.

/rednecks suck
2003-04-13 09:18:49 PM  
*Laughing my farking ass off*
I'd say "Best. Headline. Ever." Except that that line is an old cliche that wouldn't do it justice.
Good work :)

Now let's just hope that some bizzaro mideast islamo-raelian sect doesn't get ahold of it and try to clone the farker.
2003-04-13 09:19:09 PM  
Well, even a broken clock is correct once or twice a day.

actually, a broken clock is precisely correctly twice a day, which other than an atomic clock, is probably the most accurate watch in the world.
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