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(Dayton Daily News)   Chimp who played Cheeta in original Tarzan movies now 71, crowned oldest chimp in the world   ( divider line
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92 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Apr 2003 at 3:20 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-13 03:26:08 PM  
Mmm... double monkey post.

Double the taste.
2003-04-13 03:41:07 PM  
Thats one monkey that would spank you!!
2003-04-13 03:52:48 PM  
Damn cyborg monkeys are gonna kill us all....
2003-04-13 03:53:21 PM  
-my father as well mo.

he'll take the monkey in it's own time.

that is one old monkey, however.

let's hope that bush keeps on shaving.
2003-04-13 04:09:41 PM  
2003-04-13 04:15:52 PM  
I'm a New World monkey, myself. The Old World just didn't have the same opportunities and freedoms.
2003-04-13 04:17:28 PM  
Here we go again.
Chimps are apes, not monkeys- and now we all know it.

Further chimp=monkey posters are actually admitting to fellating dying leprous chimps- actually sucking the life out of these poor rotting primates with a single savage "death blow".

I believe that no Farkers actually would ever do this.
Let's watch and see if I'm proven wrong...
2003-04-13 04:20:41 PM  
Gawd I hate monkeys...I'm not afraid of them, just sick of the over-explored possibilities of them being our ancestors. Move on. If I ever see another tidbit about monkeys in the news, including apes, gorillas, chimps, lemurs, orangutans, spider monkeys, will be too soon.

/end rant, flame on.
2003-04-13 04:23:09 PM  
Too old to play Bush's lookalike...
2003-04-13 04:23:12 PM  
Don't they look a little guilty? I wonder what the three of them did on those lonely nights in the jungle....

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2003-04-13 04:24:16 PM  
2003-04-13 04:27:59 PM  
Unfortunately, knowing the Dayton Daily News, this was prolly a front page story, if not the farking headline.

/psssstt.......please get me out of here
2003-04-13 04:46:07 PM  
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2003-04-13 05:14:38 PM  
So the monkey outlived the cast of the show?

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2003-04-13 05:18:03 PM  
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2003-04-13 05:47:06 PM  
Hopefully he doesn't end up senile, thinking he is Tarzan... running around screaming that jungle call all day long and being pissed when the elephants don't break himout of the nursing home like Johnny Weismueller did.

Long live Cheetah...
2003-04-13 05:59:18 PM  
In Sov|ET Ru55|a Monkey Beats You!!!

and sorry to Anti_Freak_Machine
2003-04-13 06:14:25 PM  

Just give up. It's a losing battle with these, er, "folks".
2003-04-13 06:16:10 PM  
I just hope he's still getting his royalties. He'll need them now that he's retired.
2003-04-13 06:21:04 PM  
monkeys are stinky, filthy, dirty......monkeys suck and I did not evolve from them.
2003-04-13 06:29:29 PM  
Ol' Cheeta's likely more mentally active than ol' Ronnie Reagan. Had better movie parts too.
2003-04-13 06:47:20 PM  
did anyone notice that in his trainers will it stated that they had to EUTHANIZE the monkey AFTER it was DEAD so it wouldnt be studied?

2003-04-13 07:03:52 PM  
So what are his views on the war?
2003-04-13 07:25:22 PM  

It's just so fascinating to see those who suckle at the decaying penis of a chimp actually declaring their love of the diseased sperm from a dying ape's leprous testes.
2003-04-13 07:51:48 PM  
Didn't the guy who played Tarzan get into a bad fight with Cheeta on the set and got bitten by the monkey (Sorry--ape :) so badly he had to go to the hospital?

Cheetas handlers hope to sell some of his paintings which they describe as Ape-Stract to raise money for a sanctuary for homeless primates.
Made from the finest ape poo in the world.
2003-04-13 07:55:02 PM  
Ummm... someone here has a fixation with monkey sucking.
2003-04-13 08:03:03 PM  
What ever happened to Bonzo?
2003-04-13 08:14:56 PM  
And still a hottie, I'd hit it, oops wrong thread.
2003-04-13 08:52:16 PM  
Happy Birthday to Cheeta...he's 71 years young...says he enjoys swimming, sailing, and flinging his own sh|t...
2003-04-13 09:29:42 PM  
Bonzo was elceted president of the united states, ruined the economy, shook his fist at the what was left of the russians, and currently resides in so. california where he spends his days filling his britches and he happily unaware of his circumstance.
2003-04-13 09:57:21 PM  
Oh IcePal, grow up. Oy vay, wadda moron.
2003-04-14 03:29:53 AM  
"It's just so fascinating to see those who suckle at the decaying penis of a chimp actually declaring their love of the diseased sperm from a dying ape's leprous testes."

Ok, I missed the part where the ape was either dieing or had leprosy. I knew Ronnie was ailing, just didn't think it was quite that bad yet.
2003-04-14 04:39:59 AM  
Ummm... someone here has a fixation with monkey sucking.

Not me- that'd be ape sucking, you monkey sucking bastard.

2003-04-14 08:07:23 AM  
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2003-04-14 07:35:16 PM  
wonder if he still beats off.
2003-04-14 10:47:45 PM  
If he does, I bet he still thinks about the times he got to 'go ape' with Maureen O'Sullivan when Johnny Weissmuller wasn't looking.

'Ooo, ooo, ooo, aah, aah, ahh!'
(*pounds chest*)
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