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(Sun Sentinel)   Federal officials stop bringing Haitian earthquake victims to Florida because they don't want to interfere with the Super Bowl   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 75
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2010-01-29 03:02:24 PM
The gators are getting gassy now, anyway...
 
2010-01-29 03:03:13 PM
They be Haitin
 
2010-01-29 03:03:43 PM
FuelCycle: They be Haitin

I LOL'd. It was probably wrong, but I did.
 
2010-01-29 03:04:45 PM
time to spread the Haitians around.
 
2010-01-29 03:05:09 PM
gorgor 2010-01-29 03:01:35 PM
That's the first logical thing they've done.


/Suprised that post didn't have a link to a bunch of dead Hatians in a giant bowl, or something. Thanks, gorgor!
 
2010-01-29 03:05:26 PM
There's no way the economy here could support having that many people dumped into it anyway.
 
2010-01-29 03:05:27 PM
We should have a Superbowl everyday!
 
2010-01-29 03:05:33 PM
Haiti should just apply to be a territory (like Puerto Rico).
 
2010-01-29 03:06:40 PM
property value stopped dropping again
 
2010-01-29 03:07:32 PM
It's not like Florida isn't used to a bunch of refugees floating ashore.
 
2010-01-29 03:07:36 PM
What about those Haitians who do want to interfere?
 
2010-01-29 03:08:33 PM
I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.
 
2010-01-29 03:09:40 PM
Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

Wait, I thought the Saints made the Super Bowl? Now you're telling me they won't be there?
 
2010-01-29 03:11:32 PM
netweavr: Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

Wait, I thought the Saints made the Super Bowl? Now you're telling me they won't be there?


Of course they'll be there. The Saints making the Super Bowl gives us the precise location of the Apocalypse.
 
2010-01-29 03:12:03 PM
They can bring them to Minnesota. No conflicts with Football here.

Heck, they can even bring them to Dallas and let them sit around and watch TV all day.
 
2010-01-29 03:12:11 PM
netweavr: Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

Wait, I thought the Saints made the Super Bowl? Now you're telling me they won't be there?


You're thinking of Saints fans.
 
2010-01-29 03:12:46 PM
netweavr: It's not like Florida isn't used to a bunch of refugees floating ashore.

These ones are too dark send em back
 
2010-01-29 03:14:05 PM
That reminds me... gotta get to the grocery store!

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2010-01-29 03:14:16 PM
Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

What so we need to empty the state of Florida for the Super Bowl?
 
2010-01-29 03:14:34 PM
wage0048: They can bring them to Minnesota. No conflicts with Football here.

Heck, they can even bring them to Dallas and let them sit around and watch TV all day.


No, we already got all the Saints fans a couple of years ago...
 
2010-01-29 03:15:40 PM
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2010-01-29 03:16:23 PM
What does Paul Shirley have to say about this? I'll support his plan... because it's awesome!

/Disasters are awesome. I should know.
 
2010-01-29 03:17:28 PM
Couldn't they just put the Haitians to work selling hot dogs and foam hands?
 
2010-01-29 03:17:42 PM
Quasar: netweavr: Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

Wait, I thought the Saints made the Super Bowl? Now you're telling me they won't be there?

You're thinking of Saints fans.


My mistake.

Shostie: netweavr: Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

Wait, I thought the Saints made the Super Bowl? Now you're telling me they won't be there?

Of course they'll be there. The Saints making the Super Bowl gives us the precise location of the Apocalypse.


Nope, the Apocalypse is located at Lat -18.51667 Long 144.1. Deep in the heart of Canadia, not Miami.
 
2010-01-29 03:20:07 PM
Don't they need some tent cities or something? Why don't somebody give them a tent city?
 
2010-01-29 03:21:48 PM
i hate sports



/just sayin

//lol'd at FuelCycle: They be Haitin
 
2010-01-29 03:22:02 PM
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I'm not sure what hatians have to do with Superb Owls, but those guys in Hati need a break.
 
2010-01-29 03:30:05 PM
Just curious: does a local community have any say when the feds dump a ton of poor, displaced people on them, or is it just, "Hi. Here's your share of the refugees we've decided to let in. Take good care of them"?
 
2010-01-29 03:33:58 PM
Well...look at it like this...we can't just harbor every person affected by tragedy, otherwise half the damn planet would be moving here. I see no reason why they're moving them stateside anyway, it's not like the island fell into the water. Set up camps for them to stay in while the rebuilding starts.

I don't want to sound 'cold' to the situation, but a natural disaster shouldn't be a free ticket into the country.
 
2010-01-29 03:34:53 PM
trappedspirit: Don't they need some tent cities or something? Why don't somebody give them a tent city?

Hire The Nuge for entertainment - he could record a live album and call it "Intensity in Tent City"
 
2010-01-29 03:34:56 PM
FuelCycle: wage0048: They can bring them to Minnesota. No conflicts with Football here.

Heck, they can even bring them to Dallas and let them sit around and watch TV all day.

No, we already got all the Saints fans a couple of years ago...


Yeah, but your new stadium hasn't gotten that refugee-smell break-in yet.
 
2010-01-29 03:35:02 PM
This is just as the prophet Lehi foretold.
 
2010-01-29 03:35:54 PM
Subby is fishing too hard for outrage or irony. Unworthy.
 
2010-01-29 03:37:04 PM
Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.

The Greatest Day of the Year?! What kind of Commie bastard are you?!? The 4th of JULY is the Greatest Day of the Year. Superbowl is only second best.

Quasar: netweavr: Wait, I thought the Saints made the Super Bowl? Now you're telling me they won't be there?

You're thinking of Saints fans.


Y'all made me laugh, good thing the office is empty.
 
2010-01-29 03:39:00 PM
This article is BS. They don't want them there cuz they're afraid they won't leave.
 
2010-01-29 03:39:53 PM
Quasar: I don't see why overbreeding, devil-worshipping poor people should be allowed to impact the greatest day of the year.


St Patrick's Day?
 
2010-01-29 03:40:08 PM
palelizard: The Greatest Day of the Year?! What kind of Commie bastard are you?!? The 4th of JULY is the Greatest Day of the Year. Superbowl is only second best.

You just made baby jebus cry in his birthday cake
 
2010-01-29 03:41:03 PM
This would be a good time to pick up Haitian chicks, I guess, as long as a jillion relatives didn't try to come along.
 
2010-01-29 03:41:39 PM
trappedspirit: palelizard: The Greatest Day of the Year?! What kind of Commie bastard are you?!? The 4th of JULY is the Greatest Day of the Year. Superbowl is only second best.

You just made baby jebus cry in his birthday cake


The 4th of July is Baby Jeebus' birthday. Don't you read the Bible?

No, not that Bible, the real one. Sent straight from the hand of God Himself.

Bible (new window)
 
2010-01-29 03:41:51 PM
I'll admit the Superbowl is important, but it's not NASCAR-important.
 
2010-01-29 03:43:59 PM
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Let 'em in, need some help against the Cubans :)
 
2010-01-29 03:44:50 PM
Thelyphthoric: I'll admit the Superbowl is important, but it's not NASCAR-important.

That reminds me, Daytona 500 is coming up before ya know it. They need someone to sell beer and collectables in the parking lot.
 
2010-01-29 03:49:36 PM
trappedspirit: palelizard: The Greatest Day of the Year?! What kind of Commie bastard are you?!? The 4th of JULY is the Greatest Day of the Year. Superbowl is only second best.

You just made baby jebus cry in his birthday cake


He'll forgive me. Besides, it's not like Christmas is really a manly holiday. It's a man's world, we need to remember man's holidays.
 
2010-01-29 03:50:33 PM
I guess doing something smart for a silly reason is better than doing something stupid.
 
2010-01-29 03:51:53 PM
jjorsett: Just curious: does a local community have any say when the feds dump a ton of poor, displaced people on them, or is it just, "Hi. Here's your share of the refugees we've decided to let in. Take good care of them"?

Inibrius: This article is BS. They don't want them there cuz they're afraid they won't leave.

Taken together, these pretty much sum it all up.
 
2010-01-29 03:57:17 PM
Inibrius: This article is BS. They don't want them there cuz they're afraid they won't leave. they know they won't leave and even if they would, it would be impossible to get all the "rights" groups to STFU about it.

Agreed.
 
2010-01-29 04:06:57 PM
ahchoo: i hate sports



/just sayin

//lol'd at FuelCycle: They be Haitin


I concur.

WOW that guy just ran through a pack of angry men and carried a leather oblong ball over a line we drew on the field!!!! WOW!!! Just the other day I saw someone toss this big orange ball through a metal hoop .... I couldn't believe it!!!

Now here is an amazing accomplishment Link (new window)
 
2010-01-29 04:07:21 PM
netweavr: Lat -18.51667 Long 144.1

Taint canadia, tiz oz
 
2010-01-29 04:08:24 PM
fubarfreestyle: netweavr: Lat -18.51667 Long 144.1

Taint canadia, tiz oz


True. For now....
 
2010-01-29 04:10:44 PM
Dammit Link (new window)
 
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