IonBeam2: In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."


There's stupid, and then there's black stupid. This is an example of black stupid.

and then there is Fark stupid.

You missed the best part, subby: "I am a free woman of color" declares male preacher busted for soliciting a five dollar prostitute.

yarnothuntin: Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus

I'M PITHECUS!

The plural of "pithecus" is "pithecines." I think. I have no point. I just like the word "pithecines."

/pithecines

Bermuda59: wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.

On the plus side we found a preacher who believes in evolution.

WINNAR IS YOU!!!

sxacho: Who is the man who is a living flesh and blood being
with sovereign status?

(SHAFT-PITHECUS!)

Right on

You damn right...!

Fuggin Bizzy: The plural of "pithecus" is "pithecines." I think. I have no point. I just like the word "pithecines."

/pithecines

no, no, no, you're supposed to yell "I'm Pithecus" also.

And so is your wife.

Kaka: What the hell can you get for $5 - a wink?

A hooker nicknamed "Truck Stop".

gorgor: Yet still getting farked in a textile mill...

Well done. Your posts usually scare me a little, but this one gets a *golf clap*

5 bucks, no dome....or no deal.

Fuggin Bizzy: The plural of "pithecus" is "pithecines." I think. I have no point. I just like the word "pithecines."

/pithecines


Penisthecines?


/Penisthecines.

cowgirl toffee: Coyote Doyenne: and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

I once considered using the name Kitty Litter.

If you use the name "Kitty Littler" people will be disappointed if you don't have some sort of clumping action. The name should reflect your abilities.
Just my opinion.

They paw at her for a few seconds, use her, kick her a couple of times with their feet, then leave.

Beeblebrox: cowgirl toffee: Coyote Doyenne: and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

I once considered using the name Kitty Litter.

If you use the name "Kitty Littler" people will be disappointed if you don't have some sort of clumping action. The name should reflect your abilities.
Just my opinion.

They paw at her for a few seconds, use her, kick her a couple of times with their feet, then leave.


Scat, cat...

It takes a special kind of religious leader to bargain down a $10 hooker.

Kaka: What the hell can you get for $5 - a wink?

She'll keep an eye out for you.

/Hot like a $5 blowjob crawling with herpes

Trance750: Only $5.00? Where can I find me one of those

Trust me, at that price it wouldn't be worth it even if they paid you the 5 bucks.

His hover-eel is full of crabs.

cowgirl toffee: MyrnaMinkoff: cowgirl toffee: I work at a behavioral health institute here in Northeast Tennessee. This would be a prime spot for you to watch! I'm looking out of my window right now... and I'm praying that person isn't my next client. *shudder*

Oh wow. I'll bet you see more interesting and depressing things in one day than I get to see in a year.

I will say this... no one, and I mean no one said anything about the clientele when I was in grad school till I was about to graduate.

Oh... and that person I had seen in the window... it's ok. She's the administrator. (being truthful) :/


Advice: Sit for the test, get your license [if you don't already have it] and set up a private practice. Make friends with a few judges and divorce lawyers [court ordered outpatient treatment, mediation, etc.]. Start out part time, evening hours if you have to. Public sector will burn you out faster than a five dollar whore...

This thread is full of win. And whargarble.

wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.

I think what we have here is a Sovereign Citizen believer, with a little bit of his own flavor added.

In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre.

Yeah, he's an idiot. For more, head to the website for Yahweh Ben Yahweh, and learn how the ancient Greek white thieves stole the secret of television from the Black Egyptians. No, really.

My porn name is Tigerlily Foxden.

Coyote Doyenne: and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

I once considered using the name Kitty Litter.

Gritty. But would it imply you're ok with cats layin' deuces on you?

*clicks profile*

Survey says... unlikely.

Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus

Looking at the big picture, aren't we all?

What an Afro Pithecus might look like. (PNSFW)

Link (new window)

radioman_: Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus

Looking at the big picture, aren't we all?

Science might have something to say about that. Of course, that's white, oppressive, slave-holding science, and not the real kind.

Coconice: Um.

She's really not that bad looking.

Anyone else find it extra creepy that it was five $1 bills instead of one $5?

they met at the local strip joint

greenapple2step: Coconice: Um.

She's really not that bad looking.

Anyone else find it extra creepy that it was five $1 bills instead of one $5?

1$ for each tooth?

shouldn't less teeth = more moulah??

Kensey: wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.

I think what we have here is a Sovereign Citizen believer, with a little bit of his own flavor added.

Wow that linked story is the crazy.

Trance750: Only $5.00? Where can I find me one of those

Dudes, genuinely curious here, is any old, vaguely female looking warm body really that much more appealing and satisfying than a fleshlight and an infinite supply of internet pron?

$5 is pretty cheap for a gummy.

Kensey: wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.

I think what we have here is a Sovereign Citizen believer, with a little bit of his own flavor added.

....that is the single most beautiful piece of wharrgarble I've _ever seen_.

Heh, he believes he is a country unto himself, rather than say a citizen of his state, or a citizen of the USofA, I suggest since he does not want to be a citizen he should be at once deported.

It is further amusing that he is appealing to his state's law telling it that they should let him go because their law does not apply to him.

third, why is he a woman of color?

cowgirl toffee: behavioral health institute here

And you hang out on Fark? How much do you hate yourself to do that? ;)

Colored people are funny. I got a few friends who are colored.

Megain: yet it's so easy to find a mugshot of a hooker who goes by 'truck stop'

I think I caught herpes, syphilis and a serious meth habit just by looking at that picture.

For five dollars I'll forget that she's colored.

Fluorescent Testicle

I think I caught herpes, syphilis and a serious meth habit blah blah blah.

Fluorescent, eh?

Cryptic Farker: Went to a friends wedding in Greenwood a couple of years ago.....so.....kick....replies.

You poor bastard.

/Surprised you found the place