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(Some John)   "I am a free woman of color" declares preacher busted for soliciting a five dollar prostitute   (indexjournal.com) divider line 154
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2010-01-28 02:56:22 PM  
Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

Oooo, what a sexy name. Is Grease Trap working tonight?
 
2010-01-28 02:56:25 PM  
So... a free woman solicited an almost-free woman.
 
2010-01-28 02:56:48 PM  
Never low buck.
 
2010-01-28 02:58:51 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

O RLY
 
2010-01-28 02:59:03 PM  
HumbleGenius: So... a free woman solicited an almost-free woman.

Done! Golf clap in your general direction, sir.
 
2010-01-28 02:59:46 PM  
What the hell can you get for $5 - a wink?
 
2010-01-28 03:00:14 PM  
you know, it's sad that i can't find a picture of the preacher, who's had such an illustrious career. yet it's so easy to find a mugshot of a hooker who goes by 'truck stop'

megain.smugmug.com
 
2010-01-28 03:02:17 PM  
5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job
 
2010-01-28 03:03:35 PM  
TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.
 
2010-01-28 03:03:45 PM  
Melinda Ann "Truck Stop" Robinson and her known associates

Talia "Bus Stop Bathroom" Jackson
Stacy "anywhere but da butt" Simons and
Chantelle "Beside the Dumpster behind the 7-11" Jefferson
 
2010-01-28 03:04:00 PM  
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshiat
 
2010-01-28 03:04:24 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: 5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job


You owe me a dolla
 
2010-01-28 03:04:35 PM  
Even Rev's need a little.
 
2010-01-28 03:04:52 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: 5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job

Eat flesh?
 
2010-01-28 03:04:52 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: 5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job

Somehow I don't think, judging from the hooker in question, that you'd ONLY get a blow job for $5.
 
2010-01-28 03:04:56 PM  
The police report said Robinson requested $10 in exchange for a "sexual favor," but Armfield only agreed to pay her $5. Robinson reportedly received five $1 bills in the transaction.

"Sorry, no pennies - bills or silver only!"
 
2010-01-28 03:06:11 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Marla Singer's Laundry: 5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job

Eat flesh?


That's wasist.
 
2010-01-28 03:06:13 PM  
The police report said Robinson requested $10 in exchange for a "sexual favor," but Armfield only agreed to pay her $5. Robinson reportedly received five $1 bills in the transaction.

Five dollas' to make you holla'!
 
2010-01-28 03:06:22 PM  
Megain: you know, it's sad that i can't find a picture of the preacher, who's had such an illustrious career. yet it's so easy to find a mugshot of a hooker who goes by 'truck stop'

You're gonna wanna pull around back. I'll start the pump.
 
2010-01-28 03:06:27 PM  
The receptionist where I work said she can't stand touching dollar bills from prostitutes. She swears their money is sticky. I can't say that the money is sticky... but I can say that I think the receptionist is crazy.
 
2010-01-28 03:07:54 PM  
wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.


i589.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-28 03:09:01 PM  
wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?


And this, friends, is why the [WEIRD] tag was born. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
 
2010-01-28 03:09:04 PM  
Um.

She's really not that bad looking.

Anyone else find it extra creepy that it was five $1 bills instead of one $5?
 
2010-01-28 03:10:00 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: 5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job

LOL!!!

"the biatch set me up!"
 
2010-01-28 03:10:01 PM  
cowgirl toffee: The receptionist where I work said she can't stand touching dollar bills from prostitutes. She swears their money is sticky. I can't say that the money is sticky... but I can say that I think the receptionist is crazy.

Where do you work that your business is continually taking money from prostitutes? Because I need a new people-watching spot.
 
2010-01-28 03:10:04 PM  
She work at Macedonia truckstoppo
But she come from Kenyapithecus and Afro
And some folks say she not too baddo
Not too bad for a five dolla ho
 
2010-01-28 03:10:14 PM  
and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

Best.
Hooker.
Name.
Evar.
 
2010-01-28 03:10:59 PM  
Coconice: Um.

She's really not that bad looking.

Anyone else find it extra creepy that it was five $1 bills instead of one $5?


1$ for each tooth?
 
2010-01-28 03:11:49 PM  
I'm still trying to figured out what a fossil has to do with a $5 BJ

and by fossil, no I'm not talking about the hooker
 
2010-01-28 03:12:17 PM  
Ah yes. As I recall, the slaves were most upset at not being able to get their smack-on with da hos.

Which is why we have Affirmative Action today, folks.
 
2010-01-28 03:13:08 PM  
MyrnaMinkoff: cowgirl toffee: The receptionist where I work said she can't stand touching dollar bills from prostitutes. She swears their money is sticky. I can't say that the money is sticky... but I can say that I think the receptionist is crazy.

Where do you work that your business is continually taking money from prostitutes? Because I need a new people-watching spot.


I work at a behavioral health institute here in Northeast Tennessee. This would be a prime spot for you to watch! I'm looking out of my window right now... and I'm praying that person isn't my next client. *shudder*
 
2010-01-28 03:13:11 PM  
Robinson reportedly received five $1 bills in the transaction.

Somehow that makes it so much worse than a $5 bill.
 
2010-01-28 03:15:30 PM  
and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

I once considered using the name Kitty Litter.
 
2010-01-28 03:15:44 PM  
This might be the second coming....a preacher, a prostitue.....
It kinda sounds like he rode a donkey in the textile factory.
and yes, I said "coming"
 
2010-01-28 03:16:23 PM  
cowgirl toffee: I work at a behavioral health institute here in Northeast Tennessee. This would be a prime spot for you to watch! I'm looking out of my window right now... and I'm praying that person isn't my next client. *shudder*

Oh wow. I'll bet you see more interesting and depressing things in one day than I get to see in a year.
 
2010-01-28 03:16:55 PM  
So I guess "Truck Stop" is probably her Fark handle too, then.

/anybody sponsor her yet?
 
2010-01-28 03:17:06 PM  
Ashelth: Marla Singer's Laundry: 5.....5 Dollar.....5 Dollar Blow Job

Somehow I don't think, judging from the hooker in question, that you'd ONLY get a blow job for $5.



That and likely something a laser wouldn't take off
 
2010-01-28 03:17:58 PM  
TickleMyElmo: Robinson reportedly received five $1 bills in the transaction.

Somehow that makes it so much worse than a $5 bill.


It's less confusing than figuring out which slot to use for the dollar coins.
 
2010-01-28 03:19:08 PM  
I like the legal approach. Personally, I'm a significant percentage "native american", meaning I'm a direct descendent of people who were on this land long before whitey came & imposed all these so-called "laws". I should therefore be grandfathered out of at least 30% of them.

I guess the other 70% of me should follow Scottish law. I'll be driving on the left hereafter; y'all are on notice.
 
2010-01-28 03:19:31 PM  
Yay, I get to work in this hellhole.

/Not at the textile mill
//Not for five dollars either
 
2010-01-28 03:20:48 PM  
Coyote Doyenne: and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

I once considered using the name Kitty Litter.



There's gotta be a story behind that. Please share with the rest of us?
 
2010-01-28 03:21:58 PM  
www.freewebs.com

Ten dolla too beaucoup, five dolla!

The report said officer Nick Futch spoke with Robinson, who initially denied any wrongdoing, but eventually provided the same account of what happened as Armfield.

This article is so full of comedy win. Of course, Officer Nick's partner was probably named Hardin Long.

So, for five dollars, or five ones, you can park your beef bus in the Truck Stop.
 
2010-01-28 03:23:52 PM  
MyrnaMinkoff: cowgirl toffee: I work at a behavioral health institute here in Northeast Tennessee. This would be a prime spot for you to watch! I'm looking out of my window right now... and I'm praying that person isn't my next client. *shudder*

Oh wow. I'll bet you see more interesting and depressing things in one day than I get to see in a year.


I will say this... no one, and I mean no one said anything about the clientele when I was in grad school till I was about to graduate.

Oh... and that person I had seen in the window... it's ok. She's the administrator. (being truthful) :/
 
2010-01-28 03:23:52 PM  
Sentient: I guess the other 70% of me should follow Scottish law. I'll be driving on the left hereafter; y'all are on notice.

Acccchhhhhh.

/ How, you ask?
 
2010-01-28 03:26:15 PM  
$5? Meth is involved somehow, I'll wager.
 
2010-01-28 03:26:19 PM  
Coyote Doyenne: and Melinda Ann Robinson, aka "Truck Stop,"

I once considered using the name Kitty Litter.


If you use the name "Kitty Littler" people will be disappointed if you don't have some sort of clumping action. The name should reflect your abilities.
Just my opinion.
 
2010-01-28 03:26:19 PM  
Went to a friends wedding in Greenwood a couple of years ago.....so.....kick....replies.
 
2010-01-28 03:26:54 PM  
wiregeek: TFA:In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."

wait, what?

No, seriously, what?

That's a higher grade of wharrgarble than I expect, even from a religious humanoid.


On the plus side we found a preacher who believes in evolution.
 
2010-01-28 03:28:33 PM  
In the petition, Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus, whose ancestors roamed from that point throughout the world. A living flesh and blood being with sovereign status. A femme couleur libre."


There's stupid, and then there's black stupid. This is an example of black stupid.
 
2010-01-28 03:28:48 PM  
Armfield proclaims he is a "descendant of the original Moro-Pithecus Disoch, Kenyapithecus and Afro Pithecus

I'M PITHECUS!
 
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