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2010-01-27 08:20:28 PM
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/Take a drink every time he says bi-partisan, jobs, and small business.
 
2010-01-27 08:24:41 PM
"let me be clear" - drink.
"make no mistake" - drink.
only one side of the aisle does a standing ovation - drink.
 
2010-01-27 08:26:43 PM
Ready.

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2010-01-27 08:27:01 PM
 
2010-01-27 08:31:41 PM
Every time he says "health care", everybody takes one drink.
 
2010-01-27 08:32:41 PM
Who needs a broadcast to drink over what the windbag has to say?
 
2010-01-27 08:32:58 PM
If you drank a shot everytime Obama said healthcare, you would be learning a lot about health care.
 
2010-01-27 08:33:31 PM
Tiger Woods = 20 drinks.
 
2010-01-27 08:33:47 PM
I heart these threads a whole lot. What's the over/under on total posts?
 
2010-01-27 08:34:07 PM
"running out of time": in reference to...

Health Care? - finish drink
Iran? - drink
lack of bipartisanship? - drink
North Korea? - drink everything in house
 
2010-01-27 08:34:33 PM
He better announce he's growing a dick to ram a public option through Congress.
 
2010-01-27 08:34:41 PM
I hope ObamaCare will cover my liver transplant.
 
2010-01-27 08:34:53 PM
Wait, they're still doing that? I thought Leno took it over.
 
2010-01-27 08:35:33 PM
Social if he says Maverick:

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2010-01-27 08:35:43 PM
Washington Post says President Obama will ask for repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell.

"fabulous" - finish drink
 
2010-01-27 08:35:47 PM
take one drink every time he refuses to show his birth certificate?
 
2010-01-27 08:36:13 PM
Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs: "running out of time": in reference to...

Health Care? - finish drink
Iran? - drink
lack of bipartisanship? - drink
North Korea? - drink everything in house
Jack Bauer
 
2010-01-27 08:36:14 PM
Every time he says "but uhm" take a drink.
 
2010-01-27 08:36:31 PM
Don't put the word "jobs" on the list. We'd all be dead by the end of the speech.
 
2010-01-27 08:37:30 PM
"Status quo" - drink
"If we do nothing..." - drink
 
2010-01-27 08:37:36 PM
One drink everytime he says uh....
 
2010-01-27 08:37:39 PM
Since I didn't have to work today, I've been drinking since lunch. I'm way ahead of the light weights in the capitol building.

/started with fat tire
//moved on to cheap whiskey
 
2010-01-27 08:37:48 PM
My Fellow Americans. The state of the Unicorn is strained but hopeful, struggling but encouraged. Now change.
 
2010-01-27 08:37:53 PM
Lets hope nobody unplugs the teleprompter

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/hot
 
2010-01-27 08:37:58 PM
www.humpdayhappiness.com
 
2010-01-27 08:38:51 PM
blah blah balh,
I thinkg were doing prretty well
Blah blah
and more of the same nonsense.
 
2010-01-27 08:38:55 PM
I'll chuck a bottle of burbon if someone crashes it and shouts YOU LIE!

You KNOW someone will do it. Given that incident with the couple before, it's not that far fetched.
 
2010-01-27 08:39:22 PM
That "O" has turned into a "Zero".
 
2010-01-27 08:39:37 PM
Any explicit mention of Fox News, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh etc.

Finish the case.
 
2010-01-27 08:40:22 PM
"Let me be clear...."



Anchorman ensues.

 
2010-01-27 08:40:27 PM
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If he starts with the word "F*ck", drink until dead.
 
2010-01-27 08:40:54 PM
Every time he says "Uhhhh" or "ummmm" drink up!
 
2010-01-27 08:41:13 PM
I am watching old Colbert Reports because I can't handle the talking heads of the networks.
 
2010-01-27 08:41:18 PM
rackrent: Don't put the word "jobs" on the list. We'd all be dead by the end of the speech.

Or the word "I" for that matter...
 
2010-01-27 08:41:28 PM
12 pack when he tries to lie himself into being moderate on fiscal matters.


/speech will just be more lies. He is going to try to infuse more kool-aid into the people.
 
2010-01-27 08:42:17 PM
Every time he says "I" or "me"-drink.

At the end of the speech, the Russians and the Irish drag the rest of us home....
 
2010-01-27 08:42:25 PM
If he walks up to Joe Wilson and punches him in the face, drink.
 
2010-01-27 08:42:27 PM
We can count how many times he says , "ahh". That would be a fun drinking game.
 
2010-01-27 08:42:32 PM
Jayone: He is going to try to infuse more kool-aid into the people.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.
 
2010-01-27 08:43:10 PM
gorgor: Slam a whole beer when he says "rectal devastation".

"Rectal Devastation" would make an awesome band name...
 
2010-01-27 08:43:14 PM
Every time he says 'recovery' - don't drink. Take a moment to think about your priorities in life and how your alcohol abuse affects them and the people in your life.

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2010-01-27 08:43:42 PM
BravadoGT: Every time he says "I" or "me"-drink.

At the end of the speech, the Russians and the Irish Greeks drag the rest of us home....


FIFY.

YASSOU!!
 
2010-01-27 08:44:00 PM
If biden interrupts him to say something totally irrelevant, drink.
 
2010-01-27 08:44:10 PM
Chug a full 12-ounce can of beer if he nationally legalizes same-sex marriage.
 
2010-01-27 08:44:32 PM
When he mentions Ted Kennedy, drink.
 
2010-01-27 08:44:33 PM
If he declares war on Niger, set your crotch on fire.
 
2010-01-27 08:44:35 PM
how about drinking everytime he looks whistfully into the air (or down his nose at the audience - depending on your point of view.
 
2010-01-27 08:44:36 PM
wtf Obama? how dare you schedule the state of the union during a Bulls game.
 
2010-01-27 08:44:38 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: Take a moment to think about your priorities in life and how your alcohol abuse affects them and the people in your life.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't exist if not for alcohol.
 
paj
2010-01-27 08:45:05 PM
For every seven minutes Nancy Pelosi doesn't blink, take a drink.
 
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