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(Examiner)   Jersey Shore star declares Springer show "not classy" enough for appearance   (examiner.com) divider line 63
    More: Ironic, Jerry Springer, Snooki, Nick Cannon, talk shows, television hosts, New York Post  
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2010-01-27 05:55:20 PM  
Fat ugly Bennys with eating disorders think they are classy... News at 11.

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2010-01-27 05:56:47 PM  
Springer is still on?
 
wee
2010-01-27 06:06:38 PM  
One. Goddam. Grenade.
 
2010-01-27 06:08:23 PM  
This doesn't surprise me. We're talking about a girl who picked up a guy at a bar, spent the night getting drunk, and took him back to the house. Where the guy proceeded to puke over the railing. When she walked him back home, she looked straight at the cameras and said, "I don't know why I have such trouble with guys!"

/Although it was one of the other girls who said, "I'm too good to work in a retail store. I'm a bahtendah!"
 
2010-01-27 06:08:44 PM  
In the future, we will be allowed to hunt these people for sport.
 
2010-01-27 06:16:13 PM  
NewportBarGuy: In the future, we will be allowed to hunt these people for sport the future sake of humanity.

FTFY
 
wee
2010-01-27 06:23:26 PM  
NewportBarGuy: In the future, we will be allowed to hunt these people for sport.

You're telling me I'll need to buy another suppressor, aren't you?

Well, if I must...
 
rmz
2010-01-27 06:29:09 PM  
"I'm a bartender, I do great things."
 
2010-01-27 06:29:33 PM  
Kla$$y.... geez
 
2010-01-27 06:37:05 PM  
It seems Jersey Shore has taken all the greenlights from the Jon and Kate, Octomom, Lindsay, Paris, Gaga, etc. links. Somehow I feel this is a good thing.
 
2010-01-27 06:45:41 PM  
In case you haven't seen it before, Jersey Shore is a TV show about Springer guests in denial.
 
2010-01-27 06:51:20 PM  
StubhyGraham: It seems Jersey Shore has taken all the greenlights from the Jon and Kate, Octomom, Lindsay, Paris, Gaga, etc. links. Somehow I feel this is a good thing.

How is this good? New ones keep coming, and we keep talking about them. If it wasn't for Fark I would probably only know about Jersey Shore from some off hand Daily Show comment.
 
2010-01-27 07:09:29 PM  
Coming from the person who is making a guest appearance at the Wing Bowl?

Yes, she will be booed.

/it's just what we do
 
2010-01-27 10:14:30 PM  
What hell have we unleashed?
 
2010-01-27 10:40:10 PM  
I can honestly say I don't watch reality TV(Dirty Jobs doesn't count, cause Mike Rowe is my man crush), so I like all the press these things get on Fark...

I can say how bad they are without ever having to see one. ^_^
 
2010-01-27 10:54:13 PM  
baka-san: I can say how bad they are without ever having to see one. ^_^

I count on The Soup and Fark for that.

/agrees about Mike Rowe
 
wee
2010-01-27 11:00:05 PM  
Anaxphone: I count on The Soup and Fark for that.

My wife watches The Soup, and I pick it up every once in a while. We're going down the toilet...
 
2010-01-27 11:18:43 PM  
Anaxphone: /agrees about Mike Rowe

But of course, for you are a man of discriminating tastes...

Well, except for that crush you have on that tall bony guy.
 
2010-01-28 12:22:15 AM  
So a flash-in-the-pan won't go meet a has-been?

Stop the presses, the world MUST know about this.
 
2010-01-28 12:28:09 AM  
Mentat: What hell have we unleashed?

Dragons, apparently.
 
2010-01-28 12:28:45 AM  
oh...GTL.
 
2010-01-28 12:30:54 AM  
I actually agree with him. There's a vast difference between guido buffoons and Springer trailer trash.
 
2010-01-28 12:31:13 AM  
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2010-01-28 12:34:02 AM  
WFern: I actually agree with him. There's a vast difference between guido buffoons and Springer trailer trash.

I love that Guidettes refer to buff Guidos as 'Juiced' or 'Gorillas'. The later is so incredibly racist you can taste it.
 
2010-01-28 12:50:54 AM  
In two years, she'll be begging to be on any TV show.
 
2010-01-28 12:53:01 AM  
I would love to meet Jerry Springer. Trashy talk show host or not, the man is one hell of a statesman.
 
2010-01-28 12:53:28 AM  
I am 40 and from Seattle. I have no idea what is going on here. I thought "guidos" was an internet thing where people laughed at fake orange colored, hair gelled people from Italian descent and their female counterparts. But they seem to be self-aware of guidoness and cashing in. Is Guido now cool? Should I invest in tan spray, gyms, and hair gel companies?
 
2010-01-28 12:54:46 AM  
wee: One. Goddam. Grenade.

Nah, one grenade isn't enough to get all of them, AND all of the idiots who thought this would be a good thing to put on the air. Now, if they could call a cast/executive "meeting" out in the bay on a big ol' yacht and we dropped a Daisy Cutter on it, that would do the trick.
 
2010-01-28 01:02:11 AM  
I'm beginning to see why she got sucker-punched.
 
2010-01-28 01:05:46 AM  
baka-san: I can honestly say I don't watch reality TV(Dirty Jobs doesn't count, cause Mike Rowe is my man crush), so I like all the press these things get on Fark...

I can say how bad they are without ever having to see one. ^_^


I'm not even sure dirty jobs counts as reality tv. its not staged or dramatized, its him doing work. Hard, crappy work. So that he can say "look. look what the hell people have to do so you can live your ridiculously cushy lives"
 
2010-01-28 01:10:56 AM  
wee: Anaxphone: I count on The Soup and Fark for that.

My wife watches The Soup, and I pick it up every once in a while. We're going down the toilet...


There being things in our toilet isn't new. Us communicating and documenting our obscession over what turns up there however.... Well I guess it's coming out now.
 
2010-01-28 01:18:51 AM  
I would dig meeting Jerry in person.
 
2010-01-28 01:20:27 AM  
I saw a couple of these assclowns on Wendy Williams once before I could find the remote. I'm not hip to the hierarchy of talk shows, but at least Springer was a mayor.
 
2010-01-28 02:12:50 AM  
brigid_fitch: This doesn't surprise me. We're talking about a girl who picked up a guy at a bar, spent the night getting drunk, and took him back to the house. Where the guy proceeded to puke over the railing. When she walked him back home, she looked straight at the cameras and said, "I don't know why I have such trouble with guys!"

/Although it was one of the other girls who said, "I'm too good to work in a retail store. I'm a bahtendah!"


Bartending is a big step above retail. In pay, respect, and job satisfaction.
 
2010-01-28 02:36:33 AM  
I would totally do Snooki just to have a story to tell at parties. Plus I have a bit of a thing for vapid, borderline-retarded girls. When you're talking to them and doing that smirk-laugh they think they said something funny when in reality you are trying not to burst out laughing and calling them "special".


\\Why yes, I am a bit of a jackass sometimes
 
2010-01-28 06:36:17 AM  
i think the most upsetting thing in tfa was that she was in my state for the weekend...

must go wash filth off of I-95...
 
2010-01-28 06:42:47 AM  
My friends were on Springer about 10 years ago (new window), so I'm getting a kick...

/the blonde and the guy
//slut pink
 
2010-01-28 07:51:00 AM  
Can we please pause for a moment to recognize one of the most appropriate uses of the Ironic tag in a long time?

....
moment of silence
....

Right then, carry on.
 
2010-01-28 08:15:44 AM  
StormnMormon: baka-san: I can honestly say I don't watch reality TV(Dirty Jobs doesn't count, cause Mike Rowe is my man crush), so I like all the press these things get on Fark...

I can say how bad they are without ever having to see one. ^_^

I'm not even sure dirty jobs counts as reality tv. its not staged or dramatized, its him doing work. Hard, crappy work. So that he can say "look. look what the hell people have to do so you can live your ridiculously cushy lives"


I don't count Dirty Jobs, it's more a documentary. Reality TV isn't educational, it's a slow motion train wreck.
 
2010-01-28 08:36:58 AM  
How long before the Oompah Loompah sex tape is out?
 
2010-01-28 09:02:55 AM  
I have to laugh at all these skanky young bimbos who dress like street hookers, have no vocabulary except "like" who think they know the meaning of the word "classy." They use this word as though they know what it means!
 
2010-01-28 09:09:53 AM  
vabeard: I'm beginning to see why she got sucker-punched.

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2010-01-28 09:15:26 AM  
My brother was on this Springer show (pops) as a guest.
 
2010-01-28 10:13:35 AM  
Is Jersey Shore the new Palin (insta-green light) 5 threads in two days? Let it die soon pleaze!
 
2010-01-28 10:17:52 AM  
Burn_The_Plows: vabeard: I'm beginning to see why she got sucker-punched.

cant....stop...watching......
 
2010-01-28 10:20:11 AM  
Burn_The_Plows: vabeard: I'm beginning to see why she got sucker-punched.

I used to feel bad for her, but now feel indifferent.
 
2010-01-28 11:39:59 AM  
tforbes: Burn_The_Plows: vabeard: I'm beginning to see why she got sucker-punched.

cant....stop...watching......


I LOL at how that dude turns to look at her before the punch. He goes from 0 to apeshiat in less than a second.
 
2010-01-28 11:48:50 AM  
Lee's_Austin: WFern: I actually agree with him. There's a vast difference between guido buffoons and Springer trailer trash.

I love that Guidettes refer to buff Guidos as 'Juiced' or 'Gorillas'. The later is so incredibly racist you can taste it.


explain to me how a guidette calling a guido a gorilla is racist, please.

/stop seeing racism where none exists, kthnks
 
2010-01-28 12:26:35 PM  
baka-san: I can honestly say I don't watch reality TV(Dirty Jobs doesn't count, cause Mike Rowe is my man crush), so I like all the press these things get on Fark...

I can say how bad they are without ever having to see one. ^_^


Well, in a way, Dirty Jobs and show like it (deadliest catch etc.) are more of a documentary type show.

They simply record what is already happening. Reality shows on the other hand tend to actively manipulate their subjects and their daily lives usually by making them do stupid shiat (Survivor, the Bachelor, the Apprentice, any VH1 Celebreality show, hell, all of them).
 
2010-01-28 01:06:11 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: I have to laugh at all these skanky young bimbos who dress like street hookers, have no vocabulary except "like" who think they know the meaning of the word "classy." They use this word as though they know what it means!

This sort of thing cracks me up. I always have to wonder what is "offensive" to these people. And what do they think being "classy" is. These kids are like school in the summertime.
 
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