I am often compared to Jessica Alba, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

Peter von Nostrand: She'd probably be better off working on getting rid of any gag reflex. Just my opinion, though.

Girl I am currently seeing has no gag reflex at all.
I have nothing else to add to this thread, but I love any excuse to mention that. :)

Neither of us can act.

I hope a soap-opera set backdrop falls on her and reverts her face back to plain jane-soo.

ThatVANguy: My girlfriend will be undergoing some rather extensive plastic surgery herself next month. If all goes well, she will arrive home looking less like the athletic blonde that she currently is, and more like the deceased (but adored) actress Shirley Hemphill.

/R.I.P., Shirl!

wtf. Sure, Shirley had it going on, but after being dead for 11 years, you may not want your girlfriend to look *quite* like her. I hear they can't get the maggots to wiggle just right.

cowsspinach: Absurd. I would be damned if my ex wanted me to look like Jessica Alba or someone else.

Well, you'd need an ethnicotomy. Dangerous surgery, that.

Solid State Vittles: I am often compared to Jessica Alba, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

YOU LIE!

wmoonfox: In China, where the ration of men to women is something like 6/1, a good-looking, financially-independent female is willing to go to extremes to maintain the affections of a man who is obsessed to the point of insanity with somebody else? Huh...

as a single chinese male i too find this to be some farked up shiat

I think she is cute already. Insane though, obviously.

Nemo's Brother: Insane though, obviously.

what gave it away? the vagina?

Nanan: mpire667: Pair-o-Dice: Identifying herself only as Xiaoqing

Anybody help me with the pronunciation of that?

IANAC but I think it's "Sh'ow King"

xi ao q i ng
sh Ow ch i ng

shOwching

Close. Shee-ow-ching. Ow as in "ouch."

I often tire of people having surgery to look like me. It's not easy when people don't seem to be ready for my jelly because my body is too bootylicious for ya babe.

If she is "psychologically weak" what are the doc's thinking by giving the green light to pointless surgery? Don't they do a mental evaluation and consultation before they OK a procedure, especially one of this absurd magnitude?

Verdelak: Peter von Nostrand: She'd probably be better off working on getting rid of any gag reflex. Just my opinion, though.

Girl I am currently seeing has no gag reflex at all.
I have nothing else to add to this thread, but I love any excuse to mention that. :)


I am not so certain saying the girl YOU are with has no gag reflex is something most men would brag about.

supervacaneous: She's actually quite hot with that wig on, but I don't know about the surgery.

randroid: Solid State Vittles: I am often compared to Jessica Alba, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

YOU LIE!

Hey, I meant neither of us can act worth a shiat!

I'll make her feel better..

//sideways, upside down, etc ..

Does he want her to get herpes as well?

WTF? Aren't there way more men than women in China? I thought that was a huge problem for the current crop of men in the marrying age range these days. She already looks pretty good so it should take her all of about 3.71 seconds to secure a replacement boyfriend.

/Cool story bro mode on

I watched an awards show or some such nonsense where Jessica Alba was the host one time while I was on mushrooms. As the show progressed I began to hate her. I could feel myself despising her more and more by the minute but couldn't figure out why. This isn't going to go into Studman69 territory as I think she's hot and would fark the everloving shiat out of her. It would have to be a hate fark mind you. There was just something about her, which I can't figure out still, that caused psyclobin addled mind to loathe this hot chick I know nothing about. And that is my Jessica Alba story.

/Cool story bro mode off

Can't ... Stop ... Watching ...

SFW .GIF (pops, wouldn't let me hotlink)

jtown: WTF? Aren't there way more men than women in China? I thought that was a huge problem for the current crop of men in the marrying age range these days. She already looks pretty good so it should take her all of about 3.71 seconds to secure a replacement boyfriend.

I agree. I guess logic and rationality doesn't process for crazy folk.

I came in here to register my shock that this woman would do this and was in no way expecting to see hot pictures of Miss Alba.

I am Ahab: /Cool story bro mode on

I watched an awards show or some such nonsense where Jessica Alba was the host one time while I was on mushrooms. As the show progressed I began to hate her. I could feel myself despising her more and more by the minute but couldn't figure out why. This isn't going to go into Studman69 territory as I think she's hot and would fark the everloving shiat out of her. It would have to be a hate fark mind you. There was just something about her, which I can't figure out still, that caused psyclobin addled mind to loathe this hot chick I know nothing about. And that is my Jessica Alba story.

/Cool story bro mode off

A friend of mine had a similar reaction to Ben Stiller one night. Out of nowhere.

Xlr8urfark: Can't ... Stop ... Watching ...

SFW .GIF (pops, wouldn't let me hotlink)

That may be SFW, but the autonomic bodily reactions to it may not be.

cauth002: I agree. I guess logic and rationality doesn't process for crazy folk.

Or as we call it in the USA, being Female

Geez, is there anything the Chinese can't make a low-quality knockoff of?

cauth002: jtown: WTF? Aren't there way more men than women in China? I thought that was a huge problem for the current crop of men in the marrying age range these days. She already looks pretty good so it should take her all of about 3.71 seconds to secure a replacement boyfriend.

I agree. I guess logic and rationality doesn't process for crazy folk.


24 million more men to be exact. But that does not mean that they are successful or marriable material.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100111/lf_afp/chinapopulationmenmarriage

or at least that is what Researcher Wang Guangzhou would have us believe.

burgle23: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Jessica Alba looks like a generic attractive girl. Nothing special.

/meh

Dude! She likes it rough!

/hot hot hot

Rough, how? You mean doggy style?

electricmayhem: cauth002: I agree. I guess logic and rationality doesn't process for crazy folk.

Or as we call it in the USA, being Female

I am not amused.

wmoonfox: In China, where the ration of men to women is something like 6/1, a good-looking, financially-independent female is willing to go to extremes to maintain the affections of a man who is obsessed to the point of insanity with somebody else? Huh...

Came here to say THIS!

Oh, and dude needs to be thankful as hell for what he's got. What are the odds of getting another woman at all if she wakes up and dumps him?

Sticky Hands: cauth002: electricmayhem: cauth002: I agree. I guess logic and rationality doesn't process for crazy folk.

Or as we call it in the USA, being Female

I am not amused.

I on the other hand, am amused.

Which are why your hands are sticky.

Droog8912: Geez, is there anything the Chinese can't make a low-quality knockoff of?

hee hee, THIS

yogaFLAME: cowsspinach: Absurd. I would be damned if my ex wanted me to look like Jessica Alba or someone else.

Well, you'd need an ethnicotomy. Dangerous surgery, that.

??? What is that?

and that my friends, is the difference between a smart koont and a stupid koont.

cauth002: A friend of mine had a similar reaction to Ben Stiller one night. Out of nowhere.

That one is completely reasonable.

kvinesknows: Verdelak: Peter von Nostrand: She'd probably be better off working on getting rid of any gag reflex. Just my opinion, though.

Girl I am currently seeing has no gag reflex at all.
I have nothing else to add to this thread, but I love any excuse to mention that. :)


I am not so certain saying the girl YOU are with has no gag reflex is something most men would brag about.

The fact that she can swallow me down into the depths of her throat over and over again makes me happy.
Why should I not brag?
Am I missing something?

Also, she is just a friends with benefits.

Verdelak: kvinesknows: Verdelak: Peter von Nostrand: She'd probably be better off working on getting rid of any gag reflex. Just my opinion, though.

Girl I am currently seeing has no gag reflex at all.
I have nothing else to add to this thread, but I love any excuse to mention that. :)


I am not so certain saying the girl YOU are with has no gag reflex is something most men would brag about.

The fact that she can swallow me down into the depths of her throat over and over again makes me happy.
Why should I not brag?
Am I missing something?

Also, she is just a friends with benefits.

Your post made me uncomfortable. Yeesh...need validation much?

/nobody cares about your cawk-sucking girlfriend.

cowsspinach: yogaFLAME: cowsspinach: Absurd. I would be damned if my ex wanted me to look like Jessica Alba or someone else.

Well, you'd need an ethnicotomy. Dangerous surgery, that.

??? What is that?

Sort of like a negroplasty, but without the testicle-knee complication.

cauth002: Verdelak: kvinesknows: Verdelak: Peter von Nostrand: She'd probably be better off working on getting rid of any gag reflex. Just my opinion, though.

Girl I am currently seeing has no gag reflex at all.
I have nothing else to add to this thread, but I love any excuse to mention that. :)


I am not so certain saying the girl YOU are with has no gag reflex is something most men would brag about.

The fact that she can swallow me down into the depths of her throat over and over again makes me happy.
Why should I not brag?
Am I missing something?

Also, she is just a friends with benefits.

Your post made me uncomfortable. Yeesh...need validation much?

/nobody girls care about your cawk-sucking girlfriend.

FTFM
/master the beej and prosper

burgle23: cauth002: Verdelak: kvinesknows: Verdelak: Peter von Nostrand: She'd probably be better off working on getting rid of any gag reflex. Just my opinion, though.

Girl I am currently seeing has no gag reflex at all.
I have nothing else to add to this thread, but I love any excuse to mention that. :)


I am not so certain saying the girl YOU are with has no gag reflex is something most men would brag about.

The fact that she can swallow me down into the depths of her throat over and over again makes me happy.
Why should I not brag?
Am I missing something?

Also, she is just a friends with benefits.

Your post made me uncomfortable. Yeesh...need validation much?

/nobody girls care about your cawk-sucking girlfriend.

FTFM
/master the beej and prosper

Nobody asked you, Axl Rose. :-)