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2010-01-27 08:21:56 AM
Milk ethics: cereal business.
 
2010-01-27 08:33:38 AM
I'm not an animal rights hippie at all. Milk is disgusting enough on its own. Even if it fell from the sky like rain, I would still find this thick fatty fluid repulsive.
 
2010-01-27 08:35:57 AM
manimal2878: I'm not an animal rights hippie at all. Milk is disgusting enough on its own. Even if it fell from the sky like rain, I would still find this thick fatty fluid repulsive.

This. I would sooner drink the malt they make whiskey from than milk. I would sooner eat raw baking soda than drink milk. Milk is an important source of things to make cheese, yougurt and every once in awhile to pour on a woman being assaulted by a puppet in the shower.

You should not drink it.
 
2010-01-27 08:43:55 AM
Well, I did my part - I switched from whole milk to skim.
 
2010-01-27 08:50:32 AM
gopher321: Well, I did my part - I switched from whole milk to skim.

Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.
 
2010-01-27 08:50:55 AM
www.thetvaddict.com

Mmmmm milk.
 
2010-01-27 08:54:13 AM
Barakku: Milk ethics: cereal business.

are you super cereal?

thm-a02.yimg.com

just ate a bowl of cereal.
/excelsior
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-01-27 08:56:10 AM
"These animals are really treated as little more than milk-producing machines"

You're gonna need a bigger obvious tag.
 
2010-01-27 09:03:20 AM
I've been to the dairy where I get my milk. I've seen how they treat them and it's quite nice.

\Know where your food comes from
 
2010-01-27 09:03:43 AM
Meh.

We de-horn all our cows. It makes them less aggressive and much safer to be around.

As for factory dairy farms, they are probably the worst. I've been on a private dairy farm and the cows were all treated like family.

Besides, cows don't have brains.
 
2010-01-27 09:12:54 AM
I don't care if the farmer needs to rape the cow on an hourly basis for the creamy goodness.
 
2010-01-27 09:13:42 AM
I still get my milk in glass bottles from a local dairy co-op or a family friends farm.

The Icelander
Know where your food comes from

Pretty much this.
 
2010-01-27 09:15:13 AM
I'm just glad no cow was mistreated in the production of my beer.
 
2010-01-27 09:35:22 AM
FTFA: huge ... dairy operation

Well, there's your problem. It's a question of economics. Huge farms suck, but they're massively profitable. This is why small family farms should be encouraged, because they do their best to do everything sustainably.
 
2010-01-27 09:36:55 AM
The Icelander: I've been to the dairy where I get my milk. I've seen how they treat them and it's quite nice.

\Know where your food comes from


Fair Oaks?
 
2010-01-27 09:39:06 AM
jehovahs witness protection: I'm just glad no cow was mistreated in the production of my beer.

But those poor hops. Forced to grow on hanging tendrils instead nice ground cover.

/Don't get me started on the way the yeast is treated. Poor things starve to death making your beer.
 
2010-01-27 09:40:28 AM
I have to post this as NSFW. Link (new window) NSFW
 
2010-01-27 09:43:01 AM
I can't drink milk anyway (lactose intolerant) so I drink something called "Coconut Milk." Probably a lot like the almond milk drink. But I still buy for my family. I'm definitely in favor of paying a little more for organic and "free-range" animals providing the food. I wish more farms who treat their animals well would put that fact in their ads. I think more folks would respond to that in a positive way.
 
2010-01-27 09:47:43 AM
Lilmama: I'm definitely in favor of paying a little more for organic and "free-range" animals providing the food.

A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.

True, this is a response to factory farms indiscriminately giving antibiotics to entire herds, but if you have two equally nice farms it's usually nicer for the animals to go to the one that's free-range rather than organic.

\Buys free range beef rather than organic for this reason
 
2010-01-27 09:48:20 AM
basemetal: I have to post this as NSFW. Link (new window) NSFW

Seriously? Boobs are not safe for work? Somebody should tell that to Gina down in accounting.
 
2010-01-27 09:50:32 AM
This is precisely why I don't drink a lot of milk and when I do it's organic, from reputable stores and labels. I'm a huuuuuuge fan of the Promsied Land chocolate milk.

And when I get pizza, holy crap you better believe it's not from any of those chains. Yech.
 
2010-01-27 09:55:54 AM
friendinpa: I still get my milk in glass bottles from a local dairy co-op or a family friends farm.

The Icelander
Know where your food comes from

Pretty much this.


Seconded!

And it's jersey milk. Very tasty.
 
2010-01-27 09:56:53 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: I don't care if the farmer needs to rape the cow on an hourly basis for the creamy goodness.

...

I'm not going there. But I'll still giggle to myself, because I'm puerile like that.
 
2010-01-27 10:03:40 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: I don't care if the farmer needs to rape the cow on an hourly basis for the creamy goodness.

I'm a little unsettled thinking of exactly which creamy goodness you're talking about.
 
2010-01-27 10:05:22 AM
Milk is delicious.
 
2010-01-27 10:05:25 AM
EvilEgg: /Don't get me started on the way the yeast is treated. Poor things starve to death making your beer.

They drown in their own excrement long before they run out of food.

You microbial hippies should get your facts straight before you spout off.
 
2010-01-27 10:30:59 AM
I get my milk from a "neighbor" who has 3 cows, if you've never had fresh milk you are missing out. So rich.
 
2010-01-27 10:35:36 AM
The psuedoestrogen in soymilk makes you grow man titties...almond milk instead my son
 
2010-01-27 10:38:21 AM
The Icelander: I've been to the dairy where I get my milk. I've seen how they treat them and it's quite nice.

\Know where your food comes from


i agree
 
2010-01-27 10:45:10 AM
Megain: i agree

Mine doesn't have a fancy web site. (^)

\Have been to the dairy, though
\\Happy, clean cows make delicious milk
 
rmz
2010-01-27 10:45:22 AM
I'd rather stop drinking any form of milk altogether than switch to soy "milk." Can't stand that stuff.
 
2010-01-27 10:50:35 AM
How about we simply enforce the laws we already have?
 
2010-01-27 10:51:44 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

does not approve
 
2010-01-27 10:52:20 AM
Mmmmmm. Tasty cruelty juice...
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-27 10:53:19 AM
friendinpa: I still get my milk in glass bottles from a local dairy co-op or a family friends farm.

The Icelander
Know where your food comes from

Pretty much this.


Yeeeeeah. How about Safeway?
 
2010-01-27 10:53:29 AM
The Icelander: I've been to the dairy where I get my milk. I've seen how they treat them and it's quite nice.

\Know where your food comes from


THIS. Buy from local farmers and markets, the food's better and you're stimulating the local economy.
 
2010-01-27 10:53:56 AM
It makes me want to buy milk from the local Dairy, not get it up. Dairy milk is a million times better anyway.
 
2010-01-27 10:54:16 AM
I probably haven't had a drink of milk in 10 years. I eat cheese like a motherf*cker, but one day I just stopped drinking milk and eating ice cream. I don't know why.When I want cereal, I just use soy milk. It tastes better to me than regular milk ever did.

Cool story, I know.
 
2010-01-27 10:54:39 AM
I started to RTFA and got to animal rights and closed it.

/baby, bathwater....so bet it.
 
2010-01-27 10:54:48 AM
Milk tastes so much better when the cow is crying.

/not really
 
2010-01-27 10:55:00 AM
It's going to take a lot more than that to turn me off cow juice.
 
2010-01-27 10:55:17 AM
I will not hesitate to kill a hippie if they get between me and my cheese.
 
2010-01-27 10:55:20 AM
Is this the thread full of organic soy drinking hippies that have never been around an actual cow to know how stupid they are?

/I only put cream on my cereal
//whole milk for drinking because skim is disgusting
 
2010-01-27 10:55:41 AM
In before some clever and original guy re-posts Maddox Pics or "People Eating Tasty Animals."
 
2010-01-27 10:56:34 AM
The Icelander: I've been to the dairy where I get my milk. I've seen how they treat them and it's quite nice.

\Know where your food comes from


This. You want to buy the $2.99/gal milk at the gas station? Go for it, but don't be surprised at the tradeoffs necessary to get it down to that price.
 
2010-01-27 10:57:24 AM
The Icelander: Megain: i agree

Mine doesn't have a fancy web site. (^)

\Have been to the dairy, though
\\Happy, clean cows make delicious milk


i need to get up to the dairy one of these days with a camera. might make for a fun day trip this spring
 
2010-01-27 10:57:37 AM
I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?
 
2010-01-27 10:57:46 AM
Soy juice.
 
2010-01-27 10:58:00 AM
The very thought of cow's milk makes me want to puke. The preparation and use of this foul ooze is of no concern to me.
 
2010-01-27 10:58:09 AM
In before some clever and original guy re-posts Maddox Pics or "People Eating Tasty Animals."booger42: I started to RTFA and got to animal rights and closed it.

Hur, dur.

Animal rights is for fagots!
 
2010-01-27 10:58:10 AM
That's why I drive to the farm in the town where I grew up. You can see the cows in the fields, and bring kids to the barn to pet them.

Fish Family Farm (pops)

/good ol' mid-90's web design.
 
2010-01-27 10:58:14 AM
crying over spilt milk. tehe/boohoo
 
2010-01-27 10:58:35 AM
Makh:

And it's jersey milk. Very tasty.


if jersey is known for one thing, it is their milk.
 
rmz
2010-01-27 10:58:51 AM
Steigen: /I only put cream on my cereal

For fresh breath all day, I recommend gargling with half-and-half each morning.
 
2010-01-27 10:58:52 AM
switching to breast milk
 
2010-01-27 10:58:54 AM
Poppyale: Would you drink breast milk as an adult?

Who's?
 
2010-01-27 10:58:55 AM
Good lord, i grew up in dairy country.

That's supposed cruelty? That's NOTHING.
 
2010-01-27 10:59:37 AM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


yes, yes I would

/only straight from the bulging, beautiful tap
//fap
 
2010-01-27 10:59:43 AM
benlonghair: This is why small family farms should be encouraged, because they do their best to do everything sustainably.

This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.
 
2010-01-27 11:00:03 AM
I'm beating the shiat out of a cow right now while milking it, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-01-27 11:00:09 AM
keiverarrow: The psuedoestrogen in soymilk makes you grow man titties...almond milk instead my son

That would explain my emotional outbursts directed at my wife...
Good thing I don't drink it often enough.

/you can keep your hippie drink.
 
2010-01-27 11:00:18 AM
You can't make a bechamel sauce without milk, people!
 
rmz
2010-01-27 11:00:26 AM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


This may blow your mind, but cultures all over the world have been using milk from cows, sheep, goats, and other mammals to create various dairy foods for hundreds of years.
 
2010-01-27 11:00:27 AM
Poppyale: Would you drink breast milk as an adult?

Only direct from the source.

I like to know where my food comes from.
 
2010-01-27 11:01:17 AM
I like cows they remind me of Bette Davis. In fact I prefer the company of cows to most people. They are generally better conversationalists.

If I saw a man hit a cow over the head with a wrench I'd be very tempted to punch his lights out. I do wish we'd get back to letting ruminant animals be ruminant grazers. That's really all I have to say about cows today. Oh, and thanks for the wonderful cheeses. Keep up the good work bovines!
 
2010-01-27 11:01:58 AM
Milk it, then grill it.
 
2010-01-27 11:02:19 AM
The cruelty enhances the flavor.
 
2010-01-27 11:02:37 AM
Poor little calfs are afraid.
The cow-herds.
 
2010-01-27 11:02:52 AM
If you eat a vegetarian does it make your pee stink?

Seriously, if you don't want to drink milk, don't. Meanwhile stop whining about the people who do.
 
2010-01-27 11:02:53 AM
cache.gawker.com
 
2010-01-27 11:03:11 AM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


This is Fark. You know the answer.
 
Bf+
2010-01-27 11:03:12 AM
Regardless of how "nice the farm looks", keep in mind they slaughter half of all the "dairy" cows-- You know, the ones that can't produce milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:03:23 AM
The Icelander 2010-01-27 10:45:10 AM
Megain: i agree

Mine doesn't have a fancy web site. (^)

\Have been to the dairy, though
\\Happy, clean cows make delicious milk


If I remember correctly, you're a fellow Lancasterian. Try trekking out to New Holland and visit Lapp Valley Dairy. Best damn ice cream you will ever have in your life, and possibly served up by the smokin' hot oldest Amish daughter.
 
2010-01-27 11:03:28 AM
rmz: Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?

This may blow your mind, but cultures all over the world have been using milk from cows, sheep, goats, and other mammals to create various dairy foods for hundreds of years.



Hmmm. Mind blowing indeed. *snark*
You completely missed my point.
 
2010-01-27 11:03:36 AM
The Pho King: This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.

I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.

and no, this is not why "small family farms should be encouraged," This is why the regulations we already have must be ENFORCED.
 
2010-01-27 11:03:59 AM
Nice false dichotomy.
 
2010-01-27 11:04:22 AM
*Puts down Bacon Cheeseburger*

Milk? Never tough that nasty pus filled shiat. What they do to those animals is barbaric!

*Picks up Bacon Cheeseburger*
 
2010-01-27 11:04:39 AM
doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I will do that tonight. I've seen almond milk in my local grocery, and am intrigued. I loves me some almonds.
 
2010-01-27 11:05:06 AM
did some one say grilled cow?
 
2010-01-27 11:05:48 AM
Can those shiatheads ever get some perspective, or are they just permanently, irreversibly farked up? I mean, Haiti is in shambles, Taliban is joining the gov, Obama is losing it, debt deadbeats are making money suing collectors, it just went up to 60 degree in NY a few days ago, and those douchebags are worried about cows not getting whacked on the head with a wrench???

They need to be whacked on the head with a wrench.

Sure, it's their right to complain. It just goes to expose their horrific doucheness.
 
2010-01-27 11:05:51 AM
Another reason I'm vegan.
 
2010-01-27 11:06:18 AM
Smarshmallow: Poppyale: Would you drink breast milk as an adult?

Who's?


Sure did, when my wife was pregnant. Warm and sugary. Highly recommend if you can find a fresh source.
 
2010-01-27 11:06:34 AM
Moooving story.

I love cows.

Grilled.
 
2010-01-27 11:06:42 AM
Nope I'll just keep drinking milk. Thanks for the concern though..
 
rmz
2010-01-27 11:07:32 AM
Poppyale: Hmmm. Mind blowing indeed. *snark*

WHOOSH
 
2010-01-27 11:08:26 AM
What a not so happy cow may look like.

i178.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-27 11:08:57 AM
stewmadness: Smarshmallow: Poppyale: Would you drink breast milk as an adult?

Who's?

Sure did, when my wife was pregnant. Warm and sugary. Highly recommend if you can find a fresh source.


Hah, you got me thinking of what possible "unfresh" sources you may find. Like, you'll be wandering through little Russia and stumble upon a Human Dairy with HuMilk of questionable freshness.
 
2010-01-27 11:09:03 AM
The fear and pain that the cows experience give the dairy products I purchase a slight tangy taste that I find enjoyable. By all means, continue to torture the cows.
 
2010-01-27 11:09:16 AM
Not so happy cows. Prepare to switch to soy milk juice after reading this. Not safe for cereal.

FTFY
 
2010-01-27 11:09:28 AM
People should limit their dairy consumption anyway.

Milk is for baby cows, not humans.
 
2010-01-27 11:09:38 AM
Oh no, cows are unhappy? Really? Is this supposed to deter the people who believed ridiculous industry ads or what?

/lactose intolerant
//I eat things way less happy than a cow with a short tail.
 
2010-01-27 11:10:24 AM
Every time I see some wacko animal rights crap I think of Death's date on Family Guy:

avatarfarm.com
 
2010-01-27 11:10:27 AM
http://www.foodincmovie.com/
 
2010-01-27 11:11:10 AM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


To me, Milk tastes really good, and I like it on cereal. I use 1 percent to minimize the milk fat aspect of it.

And considering that in order to be drinking a human's breast milk, I'd 'probably' need to have a pregnant chick or breast-feeding chick around, I tend to doubt it, mainly for supply issues. I'm not a 'kid person' personally, love my neices and nephews, especially cause I can give 'em back after a few hours.
 
2010-01-27 11:11:31 AM
For some reason I'm craving cheese steaks & a huge glass of milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:12:00 AM
Crocodilly_Pontifex

I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.


You just don't get it, poor people shouldn't be able to eat!

/I keed
 
2010-01-27 11:12:07 AM
Wow, the anti-milk crowd sure is butthurt.
Get over yourselves. It's a wonderful drink.
 
2010-01-27 11:12:33 AM
We get our milk delivered from a small local dairy. No BGH, old fashioned glass bottles, local company, and yummy fresh milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:12:54 AM
The Icelander: Mine doesn't have a fancy web site. (^)

\Have been to the dairy, though
\\Happy, clean cows make delicious milk




I love Central Market! Maplehofe is great
 
2010-01-27 11:15:15 AM
Graet cheese comes from happy cows.
Happy cows come from California.
/California: it's the cheese.
 
2010-01-27 11:16:15 AM
You don't even want to know what they do to the soy to get milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:16:16 AM
The Icelander: A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.

True, this is a response to factory farms indiscriminately giving antibiotics to entire herds, but if you have two equally nice farms it's usually nicer for the animals to go to the one that's free-range rather than organic.

\Buys free range beef rather than organic for this reason


The real solution to this is that antibiotics should be outright banned for non-therapeutic use (ie, encouraging growth), period. Then they could ease the organic standard a little to allow the use of antibiotics for therapeutic use without worrying about that becoming a huge loophole. I don't see any reason we should allow the promotion of drug resistance anyway by giving antibiotics as mass prophylaxis. That has serious consequences for human health. If the issue is that it's impossible to have animals in concentrated factory farms without them getting sick otherwise, oh well, I guess we'll have to stop doing that.
 
2010-01-27 11:16:24 AM
This is why I raise my own cow in the backyard (next to the organic garden) and drink the milk straight from the teat... after receiving permission from the cow, of course.
 
2010-01-27 11:17:17 AM
Yeah someone else told me that a year ago, after seeing me do it.
 
2010-01-27 11:17:18 AM
Also, came for the Kingpin reference, and left disappointed.
 
2010-01-27 11:17:36 AM
Ugh, okay... I laughed when the cow got smacked in the head.
 
2010-01-27 11:18:41 AM
content.ytmnd.com
 
2010-01-27 11:18:49 AM
I dunno. I just dunno. I mean, do happy women's juice smell or taste any better?
 
2010-01-27 11:19:08 AM
Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either
 
2010-01-27 11:19:09 AM
doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I heartily endorse this sentiment. Let the calves have their mothers' milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:19:24 AM
LaraAmber: We get our milk delivered from a small local dairy. No BGH, old fashioned glass bottles, local company, and yummy fresh milk.

BGH doesn't affect milk in any way. If facts don't deter you, maybe you'd be interested in some Organic Maple Syrup
 
2010-01-27 11:19:27 AM
doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

You failed biology, right?
 
2010-01-27 11:19:40 AM
TFA: These animals are really treated as little more than milk-producing machines

That's what they are.
 
2010-01-27 11:20:08 AM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


Easy answer: Because we require calcium to live. Milk is a great source of calcium. We need calcium for healthy bones & teeth, for proper blood clotting, and muscle & nerve function.

Why drink milk meant for a calf? Considering we spent thousands of years domesticating cows, protecting them from the elements and predators, breeding them to meet our needs, and taking them around the world, they sorta owe us.
 
2010-01-27 11:20:09 AM
I suck on a preggo's tit for milk.

Just doing my part.
 
2010-01-27 11:20:52 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: I don't care if the farmer needs to rape the cow on an hourly basis for the creamy goodness.

They don't need to. It's more of a 'choice' thing.
 
2010-01-27 11:21:00 AM
trappedspirit: You failed biology, right?

Dude, cows have four stomachs, and each stomach leads to its own bladder and finally, its own cowdick.

The udder is just a huge ballsack with 4 cowdicks hanging from it.
 
2010-01-27 11:21:13 AM
vernonFL: People should limit their dairy consumption anyway.

Milk is for baby cows, not humans.


And apparently stupid is for the internet. Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2010-01-27 11:21:17 AM
BobtheFascist: For some reason I'm craving cheese steaks & a huge glass of milk.

I'm craving milksteak with a side of jelly beans.
 
2010-01-27 11:21:26 AM
DECMATH 2010-01-27 11:19:09 AM

doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I heartily endorse this sentiment. Let the calves have their mothers' milk.



If milk is so repellant, why do you want to use the word to describe what you can get from almonds?
As there are no almond titties, it can't be milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:21:55 AM
I love dairy products, don't care if you have to cut off cow tails to make it. I don't really give a shiat if cows experience pain since I'm not a cow.
 
2010-01-27 11:22:16 AM
vernonFL

People should limit their dairy consumption anyway.

Milk is for baby cows, not humans.


Is this also for baby cows only:

1) Cheese
2) Yogurt
3) Whey protein
4) Ice cream

In addition to the thousands of other products where milk or milk derived products play a significant role?
 
2010-01-27 11:22:24 AM
There's no such thing as soy "milk"...

img.coxnewsweb.com

/hot
 
2010-01-27 11:23:14 AM
LaraAmber: Why drink milk meant for a calf? Considering we spent thousands of years domesticating cows, protecting them from the elements and predators, breeding them to meet our needs, and taking them around the world, they sorta owe us.

If it wasn't for humans, cows and chickens would've been extinct a long time ago.
 
2010-01-27 11:23:39 AM
COWS ARE ALL MASOCHISTS

IF THEY WERE UNHAPPY THEY WOULD HAVE HAD AN UPRISING LONG AGO

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

*drinking milk while eating burger*
 
2010-01-27 11:24:11 AM
this is just udder nonsense
 
2010-01-27 11:24:24 AM
There's a reason American milk is BANNED in Europe.

Monsanto pumps the cows all full of antiobiotics and steroids that the milk that comes out sometimes has a SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF PUS, but they just bleach that shiat right out of there.

The colour of the pus gets bleached out, I mean. Not the actual pus.

Cows injected with rBGH show heavy localization of IGF-1 in breast (udder) epithelial cells. This does not occur in untreated cows. Cows are also affected in other ways by rBGH, through increased rates of mastitis, an udder infection. Industry data show up to an 80 percent incidence of mastitis in hormone-treated cattle, resulting in the contamination of milk with significant levels of pus. Mastitis requires the use of antibiotics to treat, which leaves residues to pass on through the milk for human consumption.


Linkie
 
2010-01-27 11:24:30 AM
benlonghair: FTFA: huge ... dairy operation

Well, there's your problem. It's a question of economics. Huge farms suck, but they're massively profitable. This is why small family farms should be encouraged, because they do their best to do everything sustainably.


I've yet to see this in action though. they cannot compete with the big business that is these large operations.

People want to pay as little as they can for a good they want. I hear grumbles galore when milk edges above $3 around here.

I can only imagine what gnashing of teeth will occur if it topped $5, or $10 a gallon.
 
2010-01-27 11:24:35 AM
iFark-iPhone: Can those shiatheads ever get some perspective, or are they just permanently, irreversibly farked up? I mean, Haiti is in shambles, Taliban is joining the gov, Obama is losing it, debt deadbeats are making money suing collectors, it just went up to 60 degree in NY a few days ago, and those douchebags are worried about cows not getting whacked on the head with a wrench???

They need to be whacked on the head with a wrench.

Sure, it's their right to complain. It just goes to expose their horrific doucheness.


Don't forget billions wasted on space programs

Also Americans treat cows much better than than French (NSFW if you don't want to see animals butchered alive)
 
2010-01-27 11:24:37 AM
Steigen: Is this the thread full of organic soy drinking hippies that have never been around an actual cow to know how stupid they are?

/I only put cream on my cereal
//whole milk for drinking because skim is disgusting


THIS.

So much this. I've tried all the variants of "milk substitute" you can think up. Soy milk makes me want to vomit (because that's what it tastes like to me) Almond, coconut, and any other nut "milk" you can throw at me tastes all well and good...but they TASTE LIKE THE NUT THEY ARE SQUEEZED FROM. If I wanted nuts, I'd eat nuts. I want my wonderful, lactose-filled, creamy white moo-juice.

/one idiotic mass-producing farm does not an industry make.
//Grew up in a dairy-producing county where cows outnumbered the people by approximately 2:1.
///My Lawn, Get Off It.
 
2010-01-27 11:25:31 AM
vernonFL: People should limit their dairy consumption anyway.

Milk is for baby cows, not humans.


And tits are for babies, not guys.

And humans have tortured and manipulated all kinds of plants to make crops and fruits that we know today. Not to mention what they have done to turn wolves into dogs. Seriously, do you know what they do to breed dogs?

Can we just massacre the stupid already?
 
2010-01-27 11:25:34 AM
emersonbiggins: There's no such thing as soy "milk"...



/hot


This, so much this! Lewis Black FTW!
 
2010-01-27 11:25:40 AM
jakomo002: There's a reason American milk is BANNED in Europe.

They're just supporting the insane price-fixing scheme of Tuscan milk.
 
2010-01-27 11:26:41 AM
The animal rights people are only half right (that's not an intended pun but I couldn't avoid it.) Cows give cow milk for their babies, but we steal some of their milk to drink it ourselves. This would be wrong because the baby cows, known as calfs, need milk to live. Luckily cows have evolved 4 nipples which is two more than people have (most people, at least. I know one person with three nipples, and I know another person that only has one but that's another story and it was a man so his nipples aren't vital to his life).

With two of the nipples the cow can feed her calfs (baby cows) and with the other two nipples she can share her milk with humans or other animal mammal babies, including goats, cats, leopards, doves, puppies, and capybaras, which are the worlds largest rodents that are alive today (there used to be larger rodents in long-ago times, they lived in south America as well and could eat a stork in a single bite).

So I think the animal rights people should compromise and say that we can only take the milk from the left nipples and leave the right nipples for the animals... animal rights could be the slogan because of the hidden double meaning.
 
2010-01-27 11:26:52 AM
jehovahs witness protection: I'm just glad no cow was mistreated in the production of my beer.

Yeah but some yeast really got worked over! Have you no conscience!
 
2010-01-27 11:27:14 AM
jakomo002: a SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF PUS

Would that be, like, a HUGE BOWL OF PUS?
www.intriguing.com
 
2010-01-27 11:28:33 AM
hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either


Really? I raised cows, I found they all had personalities just like dogs. Still sent them off to slaughter.
 
2010-01-27 11:28:50 AM
MBooda: Would that be, like, a HUGE BOWL OF PUS?

For some reason I'm really glad your link is broken. I can't think of why...
 
2010-01-27 11:29:17 AM
gopher321: Well, I did my part - I switched from whole milk to skim.

Why?

Skim is worthless. You are getting rid of the healthy fats and proteins.
 
2010-01-27 11:29:57 AM
valkore: vernonFL

People should limit their dairy consumption anyway.

Milk is for baby cows, not humans.

Is this also for baby cows only:

1) Cheese
2) Yogurt
3) Whey protein
4) Ice cream

In addition to the thousands of other products where milk or milk derived products play a significant role?



Look at the food pyramid. Cheese, yogurt, milk ice cream, etc... in moderation.

We as Americans eat way too much dairy. I'm not saying you shouldn't have it at all, I'm saying that too much of it is bad.

Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.
 
2010-01-27 11:30:10 AM
Okay after doing some more searching, I can't find a documented instance where they found the farmers bleaching away the pus, so I apologize for the error, Dairy Industry.

It's the antiobiotics they have to give the cows to reduce the mastitis that appears to be the health issue.

Still surfing.
 
2010-01-27 11:30:36 AM
Throw the animal righters into Haiti, or any far out place, for a few days. Give them a cow. Watch and enjoy the irony.

Douchebags, few things are more despicably despicable.
 
2010-01-27 11:31:29 AM
It was already mentioned early but almond milk is truly a great substitute. None of the weird aftertaste associated with soy milk and none of the strange masking flavors of rice or coconut milk (both of which are still vastly superior to soy milk imo).

My wife is casein intolerate so we switched for that reason, but in all seriousness cow's milk is pretty bad for humans especially after 2 years of age.
 
2010-01-27 11:31:50 AM
I hope I do not come back in my next life as a cow.

/mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2010-01-27 11:32:26 AM
I love milk. Especially whole. It's one of the most healthy drink available. This article changes nothing.
 
2010-01-27 11:32:56 AM
Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.


78.2% of statistics are made up on the spot
 
2010-01-27 11:33:41 AM
doubled99: Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.


78.2% of statistics are made up on the spot


He is including asia in that statistic which did not historically have wide spread access to milk in the first place.
 
2010-01-27 11:33:44 AM
vernonFL: We as Americans eat way too much dairy. I'm not saying you shouldn't have it at all, I'm saying that too much of it is bad.

Too much of anything is bad. What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?
 
2010-01-27 11:33:57 AM
cowsspinach: I hope I do not come back in my next life as a cow

the coast should be clear as long as youre born as an Indian cow
 
2010-01-27 11:34:09 AM
But pus is what gives milk its rich, creamy taste. Amirite?

/srsly, pretty much all milk now says its rBGH-free, even the Walmart shiat
 
2010-01-27 11:34:10 AM
stuhayes2010: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either

Really? I raised cows, I found they all had personalities just like dogs. Still sent them off to slaughter.



They do. I have lots of cow friends.
/dur dur dur
 
2010-01-27 11:34:10 AM
doubled99: Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.


78.2% of statistics are made up on the spot


No, I wager it's more like 65%.
 
2010-01-27 11:34:18 AM
I'm all for animals being treated better, in truth, but the reality is mankind has depended on meat and hunting for far longer than civilization has existed. The -real- problem is human population, we need to whack a good third of the worlds population to get back to properly sustainable levels.

\Trolling for effect...
 
2010-01-27 11:35:30 AM
vernonFL: Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.

Just the genetically inferior ones.
 
2010-01-27 11:35:39 AM
dontclickthis.whatingods.name

I love you gorgor
 
2010-01-27 11:35:50 AM
dnrtfa-

i enjoy milk. i have been trying to lose weight (down 15 and still got some more to go) and much like alton brown, i learned that milk is my gateway drug. it causes me to do very bad things...cookies, brownies, cakes, pies, etc... i've cut back on the milk and cut down on my sugary snacks. portion size and willpower are my first few steps.

ok...i sound fat. but, i am not as fat as i was two months ago...
 
2010-01-27 11:35:52 AM
Let me see if I can sum this up...

My milk is better than your milk, damn you're stupid if you don't interview the cow you get milk from before you drink it's milk to make sure it's happy and comfortable, food obtained from any non-human source is not fit for human consumption, cow milk from a dairy is better than cow milk that doesn't come from a dairy (??), milk from fruits and nuts is better than cow milk.

Nothing else to see here...move along.
 
2010-01-27 11:35:54 AM
I went without milk for a whole month while nursing my cranky, gassy firstborn. It was the worst month of my life.

Mmmmm. Milk. Like a meal in liquid form.
 
2010-01-27 11:36:14 AM
Monsanto admitted to receiving 95 reports in the first 6 months of sales from farmers with problems. 36 cows treated with the drug died and 14 farmers have reported problems with mastitis. Monsanto did not report the case of a farmer in Florida who lost 9 cows and stated that another 15% of his herd needed to be culled (killed). His milk was rejected due to high pus content as a result of mastitis. This follows the same pattern as the farmer in New York who lost a quarter of his dairy herd to rBGH and the multiple reports from farmers who lost small numbers of cows shortly after introduction of rBGH, due to things like internal hemorrhaging.

Ew.

Ewww

There looks to be a whole milk-hating subculture out there. Who knew. Maybe disgruntled Monsanto internet conspiracists, but it does make one pause.

I can't remember the name of the documentary I saw where it showed a bunch of Monsanto cows with giant distended udders oozing pus, but I'll try hard not to remember.
 
2010-01-27 11:36:27 AM
Smarshmallow: LaraAmber: We get our milk delivered from a small local dairy. No BGH, old fashioned glass bottles, local company, and yummy fresh milk.

BGH doesn't affect milk in any way. If facts don't deter you, maybe you'd be interested in some Organic Maple Syrup


You mean these facts?

1. It's cruel to the animals: making them more prone to infection requiring even more dosing with antibiotics WHICH DO get into the milk.
2. It increases levels of other hormones in the cows, which also get passed into the milk.
3. There is conflicting research on whether it encourages the growth of tumors, so that's still being studied.
4. They still aren't sure what the long term ramifications of these hormones in the human body will be, since they haven't been used that long. It doesn't get broken down by pasteurization and DOES get absorbed by the human body.
5. It's illegal in Canada and Europe.
6. The AMA president recommends that US hospitals use milk that doesn't contain BGH.
 
2010-01-27 11:37:40 AM
Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?
 
2010-01-27 11:38:16 AM
I'm sure if look long enough at any large operation you'll find isolated incidents to prove whatever point your trying to make. When you consider that healthy contented cows produce the most milk, abused cows often produce none, I doubt there's wide spread abuse. At least not what normal people would consider abuse.
 
2010-01-27 11:38:22 AM
Yeah, so soy milk, almond milk, etc. aren't really milk. I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of that. It helps indentify the product as a substitute to standard milk. However...

3. any liquid resembling this, as the liquid within a coconut, the juice or sap of certain plants, or various pharmaceutical preparations.
 
2010-01-27 11:39:13 AM
iFark-iPhone: Throw the animal righters into Haiti, or any far out place, for a few days. Give them a cow. Watch and enjoy the irony.

Douchebags, few things are more despicably despicable.


space billions forget on wasted space programs Don't
 
2010-01-27 11:39:40 AM
vernonFL: Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?

What other animal on Earth breeds countless species for food?
 
2010-01-27 11:39:42 AM
vernonFL: People should limit their dairy consumption anyway.

Milk is for baby cows, not humans.


Baby cows are for veal. It doesn't taste very good, but there aren't many other public options for dining on the flesh of the innocent.
 
2010-01-27 11:39:55 AM
IdBeCrazyIf I hope your trolling, you sound like a real idiot.
 
2010-01-27 11:39:59 AM
The Pho King: This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.

Not ENTIRELY true. Milk prices are not set by the consumer, but by the distributor. That is the reason milk prices go up, but the farmers hasn't seen a substantial increase since the 70's.

But I hear you, and agree consumers need to be educated and should absolutely by from "the small guys". It's just not as simple as saying "consumers should pay more".

The Icelander:
A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.


Careful here, the word "often" needs to be qualified. My father is an organic dairy farmer and he has had exactly three vet calls since he switched over a decade ago.

That doesn't mean that his cows "often suffer from easily treated ailments". It means he can either deal with it himself, or his cows are very healthy. If the cow does come down with something where antibiotics are needed, the cow can be treated and sold to a non-organic dairy farmer.

"While antibiotics are not allowed in organic production, their use is encouraged for treating sick animals rather than allow the animal to suffer."

That is from his milk distributor. It's not okay to let the animals live miserable, disease-ridden lives while pumping out milk.

Also, pasturing is an important part of organic dairy farming. Rotational grazing can help you get the most out of the land you have, and makes sure the herd gets the nutrients from grass. This probably has more to do with being a small farm. I'm guessing it's mostly the big ones that don't allow their cows outside.

/grew up on a dairy farm, left before it went organic
//beat the heck out of the cows when dad wasn't around
///nothing makes you feel worse than the yelp a calf lets out after you pound it on the head. "sorry, lil fella"
 
2010-01-27 11:40:22 AM
vernonFL: Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?

We have gone beyond basic animal traits when it comes to sustenance. We have found certain things that are superior than just your basics. Milk is one of those things.

What other animal BBQ's their meat.
 
2010-01-27 11:40:24 AM
vernonFL: Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?

Perhaps that is the reason that humans are the dominant species on the planet?
 
2010-01-27 11:40:46 AM
Milk is for babies and White Russians.

You can get your daily recommended amount of calcium from lots of stuff.

Look, there's some over there. No, not there, THERE. I'm pointing right at it. There.
 
2010-01-27 11:40:47 AM
squirrelflavoredyogurt: Let me see if I can sum this up...

My milk is better than your milk, damn you're stupid if you don't interview the cow you get milk from before you drink it's milk to make sure it's happy and comfortable, food obtained from any non-human source is not fit for human consumption, cow milk from a dairy is better than cow milk that doesn't come from a dairy (??), milk from fruits and nuts is better than cow milk.

Nothing else to see here...move along.


Could you please summarize every discussion for me. It would save me a lot of time. Thanks.
 
2010-01-27 11:41:56 AM
Milk is gross. But cheese on pizza is yummy.

And

blogs.trb.com

is Nirvana in a bukkit
 
2010-01-27 11:42:03 AM
Milk brings civility and peacefulness to coffee; white man in Africa.
 
2010-01-27 11:42:19 AM
benlonghair: FTFA: huge ... dairy operation

Well, there's your problem. It's a question of economics. Huge farms suck, but they're massively profitable. This is why small family farms should be encouraged, because they do their best to do everything sustainably.


No, not really at all. Massively profitable is not the word. Huge farms are often the only way to remain marginally profitable. Small farms, unless they enter or a niche market or exceptionally well run, are not sustainable (in the real sense of the word, not the meaningless environmental sense) financially. Hence, all the conglomeration into the larger farms, and the drive for increased production from fewer cows.
 
2010-01-27 11:42:30 AM
Epicedion: jakomo002: There's a reason American milk is BANNED in Europe.

They're just supporting the insane price-fixing scheme of Tuscan milk.


But I thought Tuscan Milk was worth every penny in the awesomeness it gives me...
 
2010-01-27 11:42:44 AM
Man, I've seen videos of how cows get slaughtered heartlessly. (Oh look, your throat just got sliced open while you were just sitting there minding your own business in a cage barely big enough to fit your fatass) Doesn't stop me from enjoying a fat, juicy steak.

This just in: Industrialization has made victims of edible animals and human workers since its inception.

Welcome to capitalism boys.
 
2010-01-27 11:42:49 AM
emersonbiggins: There's no such thing as soy "milk"...



/hot


SO VERY FARKING MUCH THIS. Leaving satisfied.
 
2010-01-27 11:43:05 AM
I love beef, and I love Milk. I could care less about the cows getting their tails cut off. Really, these animals have been bred to be nothing more than stupid milk machines and hamburgers when they don't produce milk. I cant say I am overly concerned about the tail pain of a cow.
 
2010-01-27 11:43:09 AM
I switched to soy milk a couple years back, in part because it seemed like a healthier alternative, and because I found I liked the taste.

After about 9 months, I got my first kidney stone ever. Killer pain.

They analized it & told me to start avoiding certain things, soy & nuts in particular.

So, coincidence or not, it was back to the regular stuff for me.
 
2010-01-27 11:43:10 AM
The Icelander: A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.

a PBS special on cows said they treat cows with antibiotics because although cows can eat almost anything, the one thing they can't digest is corn which causes infections in their (unusual) digestive systems. So what does big agra feed em? CORN.
 
2010-01-27 11:43:50 AM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


What I don't get is why its more or less mandatory to drink cow's milk, but its "disgusting" to drink breast milk?
 
2010-01-27 11:43:50 AM
gorgor: tweekster:

What other animal BBQ's their meat.

Dragons.


Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
 
2010-01-27 11:43:51 AM
jakomo002: Milk is for babies and White Russians.

You can get your daily recommended amount of calcium from lots of stuff.

Look, there's some over there. No, not there, THERE. I'm pointing right at it. There.


gallery.nofactzone.net

HA! HA! There.
 
2010-01-27 11:43:58 AM
Sympathy? In MY Fark?

I don't think so.
 
2010-01-27 11:44:51 AM
When I was a kid we would put grape Kool Aid on our cornflakes when the milk ran out.

Cool story!

Anyhoo, I don't drink milk. The thought of it grosses me out. I will eat some cheese if melted or string, and I will feed milk to my son, though. He likes it with Ovaltine.

I do buy the free range/organic versions of milk and eggs though. It is worth it to pay more for better quality. Or at least a happier feeling. I had a guy at an old job bring in cartons of eggs for everyone from his chickens. We got two of them. We really did enjoy them. There was a difference that we could taste, and my son loved the idea of eating "farm fresh" eggs.

"Can I have a farm fresh egg Mommy?" Hehe. So cute.
 
2010-01-27 11:44:55 AM
The really sad part about it is cows are about as gentle a creature as you're gonna see. They're always nice, at least the ones on my aunt's dairy farm are. We pass a few cow pastures on the way into work each morning, and periodically we'll stop at one on the way home so our boys can see and pet the ones close to the road. The cows are just big, silly looking, gentle creatures.

Quit treating them bad assholes.

/oh...and steak
//they're nice, but I still eat 'em.
///just treat them humanely while they're alive dummies.
 
2010-01-27 11:45:13 AM
at80eighty:

the coast should be clear as long as youre born as an Indian cow


Ah, I forgot about that...hopefully an Indian cow in South India.



/can't wait to roam the streets of Kerala in my next life
//oh and fark these assholes...I say burn them alive!
 
2010-01-27 11:45:46 AM
The Pho King: benlonghair: This is why small family farms should be encouraged, because they do their best to do everything sustainably.

This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.


I guess you're not familiar with the economic situation the vast majority of the country faces on a daily basis (although you clearly do not). People don't WANT to buy cheap milk, they HAVE to buy cheap milk in order to keep their family in milk. We can't all decide to go spend $6 a gallon at Whole Foods. I don't have a problem with you wanting to do it, but what's wrong with trying to produce food that everyone else can actually afford?
 
2010-01-27 11:45:55 AM
www.jimpoz.com
 
2010-01-27 11:46:03 AM
ihatedumbpeople: The really sad part about it is cows are about as gentle a creature as you're gonna see. They're always nice, at least the ones on my aunt's dairy farm are. We pass a few cow pastures on the way into work each morning, and periodically we'll stop at one on the way home so our boys can see and pet the ones close to the road. The cows are just big, silly looking, gentle creatures.

Quit treating them bad assholes.

/oh...and steak
//they're nice, but I still eat 'em.
///just treat them humanely while they're alive dummies.



I internet love you.
 
2010-01-27 11:46:38 AM
Wish there were more efforts to produce milk like

THIS (new window)
 
2010-01-27 11:46:44 AM
give me doughnuts: Perhaps that is the reason that humans are the dominant species on the planet?

So humans developed opposable thumbs solely in order to be able to milk a cow?

Intriguing. I thought it was for wanking. Anyway, that was my original Anthropology thesis.
 
2010-01-27 11:47:30 AM
images.southparkstudios.com

*Clearing a way through to the end of this thread*
 
2010-01-27 11:47:32 AM
What other animal on earth puts Nancy Grace on television?

Don't drink Nancy Grace milk. It's milk meant for Tot Mom
 
2010-01-27 11:47:32 AM
wondering when a clock work orange comment was going to be made, congrats
 
2010-01-27 11:47:41 AM
Milk stout + ribeye = unadulterated bliss
 
2010-01-27 11:47:53 AM
cinemasights.files.wordpress.com

Shouldn't drink that stuff anyway...

/Wrong scene, yeah, yeah... still hot
 
2010-01-27 11:48:17 AM
www.stars-portraits.com
 
2010-01-27 11:48:41 AM
withvengeance86: I love Central Market! Maplehofe is great

Always nice to meet someone else who knows what I'm talking about when I say Lancaster is a fantastic place to live.
 
2010-01-27 11:49:16 AM
So much yum...

www.99w.com
 
2010-01-27 11:49:35 AM
wmoonfox: Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Don't they always?
 
2010-01-27 11:50:25 AM
SouthParkCon: *Clearing a way through to the end of this thread*

I'm not a hippie I'm a hipster.

\Owns a scooter
\\Doesn't own a tiny dog, thoguh
 
2010-01-27 11:50:49 AM
Poppyale: ihatedumbpeople: The really sad part about it is cows are about as gentle a creature as you're gonna see. They're always nice, at least the ones on my aunt's dairy farm are. We pass a few cow pastures on the way into work each morning, and periodically we'll stop at one on the way home so our boys can see and pet the ones close to the road. The cows are just big, silly looking, gentle creatures.

Quit treating them bad assholes.

/oh...and steak
//they're nice, but I still eat 'em.
///just treat them humanely while they're alive dummies.


I internet love you.


After viewing your profile, I internet love you (and that awesome view) too!
 
2010-01-27 11:50:54 AM
LaraAmber:

1. It's cruel to the animals: making them more prone to infection requiring even more dosing with antibiotics WHICH DO get into the milk.

Citation needed. On two counts. Are you familiar with withdrawal times? Milk withholding? Can you prove it makes them more prone to infection, because that would be news to me, a dairy veterinarian.
 
2010-01-27 11:51:04 AM
stuhayes2010: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either

Really? I raised cows, I found they all had personalities just like dogs. Still sent them off to slaughter.


And your point is what? Dogs are pretty stupid animals as well.

/Hate Dogs
 
2010-01-27 11:51:05 AM
So... wait... drinking milk is gross, but eating highly condensed milk (cheese/ice cream) is OK.

Got it.

/mmmm... milk puss and blood
 
2010-01-27 11:51:45 AM
basemetal: Mmmmm milk.

She's an eco-terrorist and supports further acts of eco-terrorism. Find something else to fap to and let her fade into obscurity.
 
2010-01-27 11:52:23 AM
"Milk producing machine"

As both my sets of grandparents lived on a farm ( and vote republican), I can tell you that that is essentially what they are. Cows are meat and milk.

If you think cows have feelings, you're a silly shiatte you are.
 
2010-01-27 11:53:01 AM
rmz: I'd rather stop drinking any form of milk altogether than switch to soy "milk." Can't stand that stuff.

This. That stuff is farking nasty.
 
2010-01-27 11:53:39 AM
nonvideas: because that would be news to me, a dairy veterinarian.

Are you getting a kick out of this thread?
 
2010-01-27 11:54:50 AM
farkinawsome: The Icelander: A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.

a PBS special on cows said they treat cows with antibiotics because although cows can eat almost anything, the one thing they can't digest is corn which causes infections in their (unusual) digestive systems. So what does big agra feed em? CORN.


Grass fed is definitely the way to go.
 
2010-01-27 11:55:19 AM
GoldSpider: nonvideas: because that would be news to me, a dairy veterinarian.

Are you getting a kick out of this thread?


Like you wouldn't believe.
 
2010-01-27 11:55:38 AM
LaraAmber 2010-01-27 11:36:27 AM

Smarshmallow: LaraAmber: We get our milk delivered from a small local dairy. No BGH, old fashioned glass bottles, local company, and yummy fresh milk.

BGH doesn't affect milk in any way. If facts don't deter you, maybe you'd be interested in some Organic Maple Syrup

You mean these facts?

1. It's cruel to the animals: making them more prone to infection requiring even more dosing with antibiotics WHICH DO get into the milk.
2. It increases levels of other hormones in the cows, which also get passed into the milk.
3. There is conflicting research on whether it encourages the growth of tumors, so that's still being studied.
4. They still aren't sure what the long term ramifications of these hormones in the human body will be, since they haven't been used that long. It doesn't get broken down by pasteurization and DOES get absorbed by the human body.
5. It's illegal in Canada and Europe.
6. The AMA president recommends that US hospitals use milk that doesn't contain BGH.



The word "fact" gets used about as well as the word "irony" around here. As for yours...

1. Uh, pretty subjective, so, not a fact.
2. Increased hormone levels. Okay, and this is harmful because...
3. People are studying things...good fact
4. Blah blah blah...
5. Fascinating fact. Should we begin altering all our current laws
so as to be in step with theirs?
6. That's a fact. Not bad. But not exactly a sweeping condemnation
 
2010-01-27 11:55:48 AM
It's all fun and games until the cows learn to use weapons:
Cows with Guns (new window)
 
2010-01-27 11:56:44 AM
piss on soy milk. I've worked at a dairy and for the most part it is difficult to find abusive practices in the US. This is hardly an example of cruelty. Docking a cow is cruel? What about docking your dog? sheep?

There are bad practices out there, but if you travel outside the US and visit dairies you'll agree, we have the happiest, healthiest cows.. except for those in India, that's a life.
 
2010-01-27 11:57:21 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-27 11:57:23 AM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


You know, I'm sure if I tell Termites that digesting cellulose is a rare trait, they'll stop too. It's in our genes to be able to do this. Why not do it?

Being able to drink milk into adulthood gave those of our ancestors who have it a big survival asset. Milk is extremely nutritious. And tasty. Especially in the many wonderful forms it takes like lattes and ice cream.
 
2010-01-27 11:57:29 AM
ihatedumbpeople: The really sad part about it is cows are about as gentle a creature as you're gonna see. They're always nice, at least the ones on my aunt's dairy farm are.

Quit treating them bad assholes.

/oh...and steak
//they're nice, but I still eat 'em.
///just treat them humanely while they're alive dummies.


Your grandmother must not have holsteins. They're jerks.
Jerseys are where it's at.

Unfortunately, cows are too stupid to know they're being mistreated, or at least to remember.
 
2010-01-27 11:58:41 AM
cow pie any one?
 
2010-01-27 11:59:32 AM
bad apple, bunch.

baby, bathwater.

metaphors, a-mixing.
 
2010-01-27 12:00:23 PM
i have already switched to soy milk. much better for you. i like the 'very vanilla' one.


humans are the only adult animals who drink milk.

odd.


i've read that their are some proteins in cows milk that are not good for humans.

and that alot of diabetes could be attributed to milk.


the jury is still out...
 
2010-01-27 12:00:48 PM
I personally find "cannulated cows" much more disturbing.
 
2010-01-27 12:01:04 PM
bigmattress: farkinawsome: The Icelander: A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.

a PBS special on cows said they treat cows with antibiotics because although cows can eat almost anything, the one thing they can't digest is corn which causes infections in their (unusual) digestive systems. So what does big agra feed em? CORN.

Grass fed is definitely the way to go.


Semi-myth. Cows can digest corn. They digest it just fine, actually. What it does do, when fed exclusively, is change the pH of their rumen (their first stomach). This can (emphasis on can) predispose them to rumenitis and a few other problems. I don't dispute that keeping cows on prophylactic antibiotics in order to feed them nothing but corn to keep costs down is frustrating and distasteful, but the facts are that these antibiotics aren't excreted in milk, and feeding large numbers of cows anything but corn is inhibitingly expensive. I've yet to hear of a solution, however, that would allow the industry to remain profitable and produce enough milk to meet American's needs.
 
2010-01-27 12:01:23 PM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


Yeah, animals consuming other species' products is a completely unnatural thing. (new window)
 
2010-01-27 12:01:26 PM
1000monkeys.com

May I smoke my pipe as well?
 
2010-01-27 12:01:27 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-27 12:01:46 PM
Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.
 
2010-01-27 12:02:29 PM
HEY FARKERS:::: GUESS WHERE THE COW GETS ALL HER CALCIUM FOR HER MILK AND HER STRONG BONES?????

from plant sources.....



but don't tell the milk industry, because you have to drink milk to get enough calcium....


wink, wink,,,,,
 
2010-01-27 12:02:33 PM
Linux_Yes:
i've read that their are some proteins in cows milk that are not good for humans.


This left me wondering if you know the names of any of the proteins in cow's milk, and if you might be willing to supply the names of the harmful ones. And why they're harmful. And if you know what a protein is.
 
2010-01-27 12:02:51 PM
I love milk. So, no, I wouldn't even think about switching to soy especially with all the issues with how soy impacts the human body.
 
2010-01-27 12:03:31 PM
When you see a cow, be sure to punch it in the nose to let it know that the milk industry cares......
 
2010-01-27 12:04:53 PM
Great linux_yes is here. Which means he will make a bunch of retarded posts in a row then leave the thread.
 
2010-01-27 12:05:58 PM
Linux_Yes: i have already switched to soy milk. much better for you. i like the 'very vanilla' one.


humans are the only adult animals who drink milk.

odd.


i've read that their are some proteins in cows milk that are not good for humans.

and that alot of diabetes could be attributed to milk.


the jury is still out...


Soy Milk isn't very healthy for you at all. It cause thyroid problems in most people:

That said, Kaayla Daniel, PhD, author of "The Whole Soy Story: The Dark Side of America's Favorite Health Food," believes soy estrogens can wreak havoc on hormones and more. She had this to say to one person on her Web site who said they got a lift from soy milk:

"Check the ingredient list on your soy milk and you'll almost certainly find a lot of sugar. It might be named cane sugar, barley malt, rice sugar, fructose, corn syrup. Whatever, it's sugar. The most likely reason that you feel better after drinking your soy milk is that you are getting a sugar hit.

The second possibility is that the soy estrogens are stimulating your thyroid. For some people this results in a mildly hyperactive thyroid with short-term energy gain. The down side is that over the long run your thyroid may go down, sinking into hypothyroidism. That means loss of energy, cognitive decline, brain fog. In my opinion the long-term risks of soy do not justify any short-term benefit.""
 
2010-01-27 12:06:33 PM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


I bet they would if they could. It's an incredibly rich blend of vital nutrients and fats whose composition can't be replicated even in the best of formulas. Just happens to be that humans are 1) capable of domesticating our large bovine friends, and 2) different human subgroups have evolved the ability to keep their lactase gene on.
 
2010-01-27 12:06:39 PM
Linux_Yes: i have already switched to soy milk. much better for you.

You sure about that? Look up carrageenan and isoflavones. Then again, everything should be fine in moderation... in which case drinking milk is just fine.
 
2010-01-27 12:07:46 PM
Rural central PA checking in here...

Some of the family farms around here are amazing. The milking parlor (for those who don't know, there's usually a separate building where the cows are taken to and milked) in one farm was air-conditioned/heated, padded floors, music playing, spotlessly clean. Very contented cows there. :)

As far as docking the tails, we do it to a lot of dogs, also.

Oh, yea, I also heard that some sick humans cut the skin off the end of their newborn's penis!!! How's that for pain and suffering?

/love milk & milk products

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-27 12:07:52 PM
tedbundee: May I smoke my pipe as well?

Christoph Waltz made that movie.
 
2010-01-27 12:08:01 PM
Linux_Yes 2010-01-27 12:00:23 PM

i have already switched to soy milk. much better for you. i like the 'very vanilla' one.


humans are the only adult animals who drink milk.

odd.


i've read that their are some proteins in cows milk that are not good for humans.

and that alot of diabetes could be attributed to milk.



the jury is still out...




How hip of you! Were you the first in your apartment building?

I've read a lot of clinical depression could be attributed to lack of milk. And I've heard soy milk turns a man slowly into a woman
But the jury's still out...
 
2010-01-27 12:09:09 PM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


What other animals on the planet cook their food? Cooking is obviously then bad for you.
 
2010-01-27 12:09:23 PM
NeuroticMan: Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.

here here - our dairy was small (about 3-5000 head) and we fed our cows well and they saw the doc about a hundred times more often every year than I saw my doc. They were given aspirin when they had headaches and antacids when they had stomach aches. If only I had a host of people running around every day all day doing nothing but making my life happy.
 
2010-01-27 12:10:05 PM
Soy milk is for gays. I get a bag of soy beans and suck on their titties.
 
2010-01-27 12:10:15 PM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


Yes, yes I would
 
2010-01-27 12:11:56 PM
Get a Minicow.
It lives on your lawn.
Drink from it's tits.
 
2010-01-27 12:12:02 PM
Am I the only one in here who has 4 kids and a husband who likes milk? We go through about a gallon and a half a week, and we get it from "the store," because there isn't anything else out here from which to get milk.

I've tried soymilk, and it doesn't taste like milk. It tastes like soymilk, and it's not the same at all.

Does no one else just buy milk? Everyone is drinking organic almond milk?

/weird
 
2010-01-27 12:12:29 PM
keeper76: NeuroticMan: Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.

here here - our dairy was small (about 3-5000 head) and we fed our cows well and they saw the doc about a hundred times more often every year than I saw my doc. They were given aspirin when they had headaches and antacids when they had stomach aches. If only I had a host of people running around every day all day doing nothing but making my life happy.


You had talking cows?
 
2010-01-27 12:13:06 PM
nonvideas: bigmattress: farkinawsome: The Icelander: A little secret about organic animal products: They're not allowed to use antibiotics or they'll lose their organic status, so the animals often suffer from easily treated ailments rather than being given antibiotics to clear them up.

a PBS special on cows said they treat cows with antibiotics because although cows can eat almost anything, the one thing they can't digest is corn which causes infections in their (unusual) digestive systems. So what does big agra feed em? CORN.

Grass fed is definitely the way to go.

Semi-myth. Cows can digest corn. They digest it just fine, actually. What it does do, when fed exclusively, is change the pH of their rumen (their first stomach). This can (emphasis on can) predispose them to rumenitis and a few other problems. I don't dispute that keeping cows on prophylactic antibiotics in order to feed them nothing but corn to keep costs down is frustrating and distasteful, but the facts are that these antibiotics aren't excreted in milk, and feeding large numbers of cows anything but corn is inhibitingly expensive. I've yet to hear of a solution, however, that would allow the industry to remain profitable and produce enough milk to meet American's needs.


My understanding was that when cows digest corn, since it's mostly sucrose and not so much cellulose, the bacteria in their rumen go nuts and replicate like crazy, giving the cows an unpleasant bloat and noxious gas, and the bloat can sometimes rupture their gut. This also changes the pH of the stomach, like you said, the effect of which is to evolve their e. coli to be able to survive in a lower pH environment-- like our own stomachs, when we eat tainted beef. It's not the e. coli that's the problem, it's the *adapted* e. coli.
 
2010-01-27 12:13:09 PM
Good for vegans for sticking to their commitment, but my pet peeve is when they invite you to dinner so they can prove their food is just as good. How about we have coffee instead? Then the vegans I know will take the obligatory compliment I pay them as affirmation their vegan food really is just as good.
 
2010-01-27 12:15:22 PM
Fark off hippies, milk is delicious.
 
2010-01-27 12:15:29 PM
Linux_Yes: humans are the only adult animals who drink milk.

This is completely wrong on so many levels. If given the opportunity many adult animals will drink cow milk. Ever hear of a house cat? They love the stuff. Dogs will drink it, too. Animals are smart enough to know a good source of protein when they see one. The only difference between many animals and man, is that man has the ability to milk a cow.
 
2010-01-27 12:15:39 PM
Yaxe: If you think cows have feelings, you're a silly shiatte you are.

Can cows feel pain? Fear? Can you tell if a cow is "comfortable" vs. "uncomfortable?"?
 
2010-01-27 12:16:22 PM
vernonFL: Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?

Nom?
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article247299.ab
(NSFW, NSF lunch, for that matter)
 
2010-01-27 12:16:54 PM
Humans are the only animals that travel to outer space.

/Except monkeys
//and dogs
 
2010-01-27 12:18:42 PM
Beeblebrox: Cooking is obviously then bad for you.

Actually, it kind of is.

Cooking takes a lot of the vitamins and taste out of fruits and vegetables. Sometimes cooking things is the only way to make them edible, but by and large, if you can eat a food raw, you should.
 
2010-01-27 12:19:14 PM
No thanks. Back when I was a kid, I was allergic to dairy products, and fortunately....I grew out of it. Having to put soy baby formula on my cereal farking sucked. NEVER AGAIN.

/Yes, I know that soy baby formula doesn't equal soy milk.
 
2010-01-27 12:20:50 PM
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
 
2010-01-27 12:21:00 PM
vernonFL: Yaxe: If you think cows have feelings, you're a silly shiatte you are.

Can cows feel pain? Fear? Can you tell if a cow is "comfortable" vs. "uncomfortable?"?


If they're moaning, they're "comfortable"

/or so I've heard...
 
2010-01-27 12:21:28 PM
keeper76: NeuroticMan: Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.

here here - our dairy was small (about 3-5000 head) and we fed our cows well and they saw the doc about a hundred times more often every year than I saw my doc. They were given aspirin when they had headaches and antacids when they had stomach aches. If only I had a host of people running around every day all day doing nothing but making my life happy.


OK, I have to ask how you knew when your cows had a headache. I'm very curious, maybe I can apply your techniques to my patients, who are always so damn reticent about telling me when their heads hurt.

Also, how is a 3-5000 head dairy small? That's about as large as it gets.
 
2010-01-27 12:22:21 PM
This'll be fun! Lets see, where to begin?

Linux_Yes: i have already switched to soy milk. much better for you. i like the 'very vanilla' one.


humans are the only adult animals who drink milk.


Humans also have one of the most diverse diets in the entire animal kingdom. Pigs and goats are known to eat anything as well as tiger sharks, but they're incapable of milking a cow, so maybe that's why they dont.

odd.

I guess if you forget the fact that most animals have specific diets as well as a profound lack of opposable thumbs.


i've read that their are some proteins in cows milk that are not good for humans.

You mean the ones that irritate the stomach of adults and trigger lactose intolerance?

and that alot of diabetes could be attributed to milk.

Highlighted for emphasis. There's reasonable correlation, but correlation does not equal causation.

"For some reason, the body's immune system attacks and destroys insulin-producing cells in the pancreas... By a terrible coincidence, a section of this milk protein is almost identical to a protein on the surface of insulin-producing cells...The link has not been proved yet, and the researchers know that genetics also plays a crucial role."

Gosh durn genetics!
Link (new window)


the jury is still out...

Yes, yes it is. Now drink your milk or this (new window) will happen to you.
 
2010-01-27 12:24:09 PM
Molavian: tedbundee: May I smoke my pipe as well?

Christoph Waltz made that movie.


I thought it was Quentin Tarantino...

/ ;)
 
2010-01-27 12:24:41 PM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


What other animal on earth wears glasses?

Something being "natural" done/not done by animals has no bearing on whether or not the practice is reasonable, moral, or otherwise acceptable.
 
2010-01-27 12:26:17 PM
PumpkinCake: Am I the only one in here who has 4 kids and a husband who likes milk? We go through about a gallon and a half a week, and we get it from "the store," because there isn't anything else out here from which to get milk.

I've tried soymilk, and it doesn't taste like milk. It tastes like soymilk, and it's not the same at all.

Does no one else just buy milk? Everyone is drinking organic almond milk?

/weird


You're not alone. These people are all full of shiat, soy milk my arse. Almong milk my arse. The only reason anyone drinks soy/almond milk is if they're lactose intolerant or vegan. And I doubt Fark has that many vegans.

/Also, I find soy to taste like the milk when you're done with a bowl of frosted flakes.
//Cereal milk ftw?
///I think not.
/Milk lashes
 
2010-01-27 12:27:30 PM
Keeper76:
Docking a cow is cruel? What about docking your dog? sheep?

I can't comment on cows and sheep, but as a former vet tech I can tell you about tail-docking in dogs. Most of the time it's done with anesthesia, but not always. I worked for a veterinarian who catered to breeders and i witnessed tail-docking of 3-4 day old puppies without the use of anesthesia on a few occasions. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would think it cruel once they heard the poor little guys scream.

One of the reasons I left.
 
2010-01-27 12:29:45 PM
Talon: vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?

What other animal on earth wears glasses?

Something being "natural" done/not done by animals has no bearing on whether or not the practice is reasonable, moral, or otherwise acceptable.


I would add that an animal consuming anything edible to them would be natural. Most people wouldn't think orcas snack on great whites, but they've been known to. Would that be unnatural?
 
2010-01-27 12:29:56 PM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


what other animal on Earth lives in houses? what other animal on earth practices surgery? what other animal on earth writes books? i'm so glad you opened my eyes with your amazing question.
 
2010-01-27 12:30:49 PM
Anyone ever seen a piss zapper in action ?

Most diary farms have a small trench located behind the stanchions to collect the cow's waste which is removed via a continuous metal conveyor belt.

Cows like to arch their back when taking a piss and end up missing the trench and soiling the bedding. Some farms have a high voltage wire that runs just over the cow's back and when it arches too far it is hit with a nasty shock.

Works like a charm and usually only takes a few times to teach the animal.
 
2010-01-27 12:31:04 PM
The cows have it easy. Dairy work is the toughest labor in agriculture. It's cruelty to the human beings who have to do it.

Any cow that lives on a dairy lives a thousand times better than they would in the wild. The only animals mistreated in agriculture that I'm aware of are chickens, and fark them. They'd eat your eyes given half the chance.
 
2010-01-27 12:32:59 PM
SchwettyBetty: Keeper76:
Docking a cow is cruel? What about docking your dog? sheep?

I can't comment on cows and sheep, but as a former vet tech I can tell you about tail-docking in dogs. Most of the time it's done with anesthesia, but not always. I worked for a veterinarian who catered to breeders and i witnessed tail-docking of 3-4 day old puppies without the use of anesthesia on a few occasions. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would think it cruel once they heard the poor little guys scream.

One of the reasons I left.


Thankfully, tail docking and ear cropping are slowly becoming more and more rare, and even more rarely without anesthesia or analgesia. There's an old guard of veterinarians who will be out of the clinic in the next 5-10 years, and things will start changing faster, too.

As for the cows, I've never actually seen (or heard of) a tail dock being done as shown in the video. It looks like they're using emasculators, which equine vets use for castrations. I've only seen docking done in dairy cows with a tight rubber band that's wrapped around the tail and left in place. They don't seem to notice it, and in a few days the tail falls off below the band. I have no idea how painful it is, though I have to imagine it's at the very least irritating. I do have to say I've never noticed a cow give it a second thought.
 
2010-01-27 12:34:32 PM
doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

Every morning I have a mixture of three parts unsweetened soy milk, one part unsweetened chocolate almond milk, and a packet of Equal. It's like coffee for me. You don't want to be around me before I've had it.

On the weekends: 1 can chocolate protein drink + unsweetened vanilla almond milk + banana + blender. Food of the gods, and no animal abuse is involved.
 
2010-01-27 12:34:38 PM
PumpkinCake: Am I the only one in here who has 4 kids and a husband who likes milk? We go through about a gallon and a half a week, and we get it from "the store," because there isn't anything else out here from which to get milk.

I've tried soymilk, and it doesn't taste like milk. It tastes like soymilk, and it's not the same at all.

Does no one else just buy milk? Everyone is drinking organic almond milk?

/weird


I buy milk, though I am curious about the almond milk. I drink a gallon of milk to myself a week. I get the 1% milk, but that is still around 135 calories a glass. Almond milk is only 70 calories a glass and has the protein I want.
 
2010-01-27 12:34:46 PM
manimal2878: I'm not an animal rights hippie at all. Milk is disgusting enough on its own. Even if it fell from the sky like rain, I would still find this thick fatty fluid repulsive.

Approves:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singin'_in_the_Rain#Production (new window)
 
2010-01-27 12:35:03 PM
tweekster: doubled99: Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.


78.2% of statistics are made up on the spot

He is including asia in that statistic which did not historically have wide spread access to milk in the first place.


Not that simple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance#Lactose_intolerance_by_group
 
2010-01-27 12:35:32 PM
RE PumpkinCake 2010-01-27 12:12:02 PM
"Does no one else just buy milk? Everyone is drinking organic almond milk?"

I buy the regular stuff, too. Ignore the crap about how milk will kill us all. Most adults don't drink it anyway, they drink soft drinks and bottled water (and beer).

If someone doesn't like milk, fine. Don't drink it. But shut the fark up about it. Nobody wants to hear your bullshiat theories and misinformation about how it makes us fat, gives us cancer, blah blah blah. On the list of shiat that is bad for us, milk is pretty far down. Below cigarettes and excessive drinking, I would think.

And "organic" milk is really expensive. If it was within .50 a gallon of what "nonorganic" costs, I'd consider buying it, but it isn't. It's more like $1.50 to $2 more.
 
2010-01-27 12:40:06 PM
i.imgur.com

Stay away from soy milk unless you wish to have gynecomastia surgery.
 
2010-01-27 12:42:01 PM
Wow, I didn't know so many farkers have such a disgust for milk.

I love it, I drink maybe 4 or 5 glasses of it a day.

But I mainly drink it for the protein, calcium and vitamin d for weight lifting. Plus I broke my arm Dec 12th, so I need extra calcium to promote bone health.
 
2010-01-27 12:43:22 PM
Did you get a good look at the executive director of Mercy for Animals?

Totally fits the image I had of what a male animal rights person would look and
sound like.......a wimpy little fem-boy.

Quit being such a "nancy" and drink your milk!
 
2010-01-27 12:43:24 PM
It doesn't make sense that we are okay with drinking cow milk and so disgusted by human breast milk. Link (bewbs maybe NSFW new window)

Milk is for babies.
 
2010-01-27 12:46:22 PM
Ahh, it's nice to see adults who down 5 alcoholic drinks in one night say that milk, the terror of the land cow, can cause major problems to adults.

Skim milk is excellent... I drink it almost every day or every other day. Whole milk is just too fatty and is probably too much for humans. The nutritious difference between whole and skim is insane.
 
2010-01-27 12:46:42 PM
Petit_Merdeux: Poppyale: Would you drink breast milk as an adult?

Only direct from the source.

I like to know where my food comes from.


Like this? Link (new window)
 
2010-01-27 12:47:05 PM
Chocolate Milk+Cherry Cola+Extreme Hangover=one awesome flavor combination when you puke.....
 
2010-01-27 12:48:41 PM
ban_sidhe 2010-01-27 12:34:32 PM

doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

Every morning I have a mixture of three parts unsweetened soy milk, one part unsweetened chocolate almond milk, and a packet of Equal. It's like coffee for me. You don't want to be around me before I've had it.

On the weekends: 1 can chocolate protein drink + unsweetened vanilla almond milk + banana + blender. Food of the gods, and no animal abuse is involved.



Great! You eat a bland, crappy diet and you like it. Congratulations. I bet no one wants to come over to your house to watch the game, though.

Oh, yeah, Equal is poison. Try sugar, it's ALL NATURAL, and it comes from a plant!



/what about plant abuse?
 
2010-01-27 12:49:58 PM
Tatsuhiko: Ahh, it's nice to see adults who down 5 alcoholic drinks in one night say that milk, the terror of the land cow, can cause major problems to adults

5 when I'm trying to cut back : )
 
2010-01-27 12:50:28 PM
Tatsuhiko: Ahh, it's nice to see adults who down 5 alcoholic drinks in one night say that milk, the terror of the land cow, can cause major problems to adults.

Skim milk is excellent... I drink it almost every day or every other day. Whole milk is just too fatty and is probably too much for humans. The nutritious difference between whole and skim is insane.


I had a doctor tell me once you should drink breast milk until you are 1, whole milk until 3, 2% until you are 16, and 1% or skim 16+. And to stay away from Soy Milk.

/Cool story, yadda
 
2010-01-27 12:52:12 PM
FTFA: Willet supplies to Leprino Foods, based in Denver, which produces mozzarella cheese and other cheese products that are used at chains including Pizza Hut, Papa John's, and Domino's.

Let's focus on the real issue here: the three major pizza chains all use the same cheese.
 
2010-01-27 12:52:15 PM
For most of my life, I drank whole milk, but lately, mostly due to my roommate, I've switched to 2%. As much as I'd like to drink organic milk, it's a little too expensive to buy regularly (we go through a lot of milk).

However we will shell out once in awhile for the chocolate Oberweis:
mike.shannonandmike.net


I do like soymilk, but only as a beverage; I can enjoy it from a glass, but as a substitute for milk in cooking or cereal, bleh.

Lilmama: I can't drink milk anyway (lactose intolerant) so I drink something called "Coconut Milk."

I saw that in stores for the first time just a couple of days ago, and thought about trying it. How is it, taste wise?
 
2010-01-27 12:54:32 PM
Marisyana:
THIS. Buy from local farmers and markets, the food's better and you're stimulating the local economy.


I'd love to. But I'm afraid that the vendor just went to Costco, picked up a few cases of mixed vegetables and fruits, and then sells them...
 
2010-01-27 12:56:05 PM
sirgeoph:
Let's focus on the real issue here: the three major pizza chains all use the same cheese.


So vote for Pizza Hut!
 
2010-01-27 12:56:16 PM
hailin: I buy milk, though I am curious about the almond milk. I drink a gallon of milk to myself a week. I get the 1% milk, but that is still around 135 calories a glass. Almond milk is only 70 calories a glass and has the protein I want.

Give it a try. If you really want low-cal, the Blue Diamond Almond Breeze claims 40 calories unsweetened, and is available in half gallons.

I agree on staying away from the soy, though, I'd swear it had an impact on Little Belltower not towering so much.
 
2010-01-27 12:56:26 PM
ban_sidhe: doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

Every morning I have a mixture of three parts unsweetened soy milk, one part unsweetened chocolate almond milk, and a packet of Equal. It's like coffee for me. You don't want to be around me before I've had it.

On the weekends: 1 can chocolate protein drink + unsweetened vanilla almond milk + banana + blender. Food of the gods, and no animal abuse is involved.


You sound vegan. Next you'll be telling me you have sugar gliders for pets!
 
2010-01-27 12:56:36 PM
joness0154: keeper76: NeuroticMan: Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.

here here - our dairy was small (about 3-5000 head) and we fed our cows well and they saw the doc about a hundred times more often every year than I saw my doc. They were given aspirin when they had headaches and antacids when they had stomach aches. If only I had a host of people running around every day all day doing nothing but making my life happy.

You had talking cows?


talking cows?
 
2010-01-27 12:56:47 PM
Pandora's Handbag: It doesn't make sense that we are okay with drinking cow milk and so disgusted by human breast milk. Link (bewbs maybe NSFW new window)

Milk is for babies.


that's hysterical. heh
 
2010-01-27 12:59:25 PM
keeper76: joness0154: keeper76: NeuroticMan: Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.

here here - our dairy was small (about 3-5000 head) and we fed our cows well and they saw the doc about a hundred times more often every year than I saw my doc. They were given aspirin when they had headaches and antacids when they had stomach aches. If only I had a host of people running around every day all day doing nothing but making my life happy.

You had talking cows?

talking cows?


Pretty sure he was referring to your cows getting headaches. I was wondering how you knew they had a headache.
 
2010-01-27 01:00:08 PM
Milk haters are weak....boned.
 
2010-01-27 01:00:19 PM
Cthulhu Theory: ban_sidhe: doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

Every morning I have a mixture of three parts unsweetened soy milk, one part unsweetened chocolate almond milk, and a packet of Equal. It's like coffee for me. You don't want to be around me before I've had it.

On the weekends: 1 can chocolate protein drink + unsweetened vanilla almond milk + banana + blender. Food of the gods, and no animal abuse is involved.

You sound vegan. Next you'll be telling me you have sugar gliders for pets!


I had a couple of the rats when I worked an overnight shift. On my days off I played with them. Man they stink and chattered all night long. When I switched back to days I gave them to somebody else.

/hated those things
//worst gift ever
 
2010-01-27 01:00:22 PM
theoriginalslash: RE PumpkinCake 2010-01-27 12:12:02 PM
"Does no one else just buy milk? Everyone is drinking organic almond milk?"

I buy the regular stuff, too. Ignore the crap about how milk will kill us all. Most adults don't drink it anyway, they drink soft drinks and bottled water (and beer).

If someone doesn't like milk, fine. Don't drink it. But shut the fark up about it. Nobody wants to hear your bullshiat theories and misinformation about how it makes us fat, gives us cancer, blah blah blah. On the list of shiat that is bad for us, milk is pretty far down. Below cigarettes and excessive drinking, I would think.

And "organic" milk is really expensive. If it was within .50 a gallon of what "nonorganic" costs, I'd consider buying it, but it isn't. It's more like $1.50 to $2 more.


This just in; Organic food is a sales gimmick to gouge you! There's no measurable benefits to "organic" produce beyond relieving hypochondria.
 
2010-01-27 01:01:22 PM
wildsnowllama: Linux_Yes: i have already switched to soy milk. much better for you.

You sure about that? Look up carrageenan and isoflavones. Then again, everything should be fine in moderation... in which case drinking milk is just fine.


One of the most sensible things said about drinking milk/soy milk in this thread.

As for the cows: stop treating them like shiat. Whoever said that treating them cruelly is subjective should try being penned up in a farm stall for the majority of their life and report back objectively.
 
2010-01-27 01:01:45 PM
Milk comes from tits. I love tits, therefore I love milk. If you don't like milk, YOU'RE A FAG!!!

MILK DRINKERS RULE!!!!1111!!

Get a brain morans!
 
2010-01-27 01:02:45 PM
nonvideas: keeper76: NeuroticMan: Dairy cows produce far more when they are not stressed and farmers know this. It's not in the farmer's interest to mistreat his cows because it directly affects his bottom line. All the dairy farms I've been to (a lot) treat their animals like queens.

here here - our dairy was small (about 3-5000 head) and we fed our cows well and they saw the doc about a hundred times more often every year than I saw my doc. They were given aspirin when they had headaches and antacids when they had stomach aches. If only I had a host of people running around every day all day doing nothing but making my life happy.

OK, I have to ask how you knew when your cows had a headache. I'm very curious, maybe I can apply your techniques to my patients, who are always so damn reticent about telling me when their heads hurt.

Also, how is a 3-5000 head dairy small? That's about as large as it gets.


The guy I worked for (owner) came from a family owned dairy, his two brothers moved out of the Phoenix area and established large dairies down south. Some of the big dairy farms out here can push 30-50k head. Lots of open land down there. Those guys ran a more agri-business type show, milking twice as often and feeding supplements to their cows, but their cows only lasted 5 years or so. Ours ran close to 7-10 years of production.

I have to admit - I can't tell if a cow has a headache or a stomach ache - but the guys who worked there for 20 years new based on eating habits and lounging. They just told me to find ear tag 375 (or such) and give it two aspirin and a couple Tums. Of course their aspirin were about half the size of your hand and the tums were the same size. Took a bit to plant one of those things in a cows stomach.
 
2010-01-27 01:03:11 PM
Peter_B_Risen: Quit being such a "nancy" and drink your milk!

You serious?
 
2010-01-27 01:03:28 PM
People with zero compassion for animals really creep me out. They're like wanna be serial killers or something.
 
2010-01-27 01:04:35 PM
stainedglassdoll:
Lilmama: I can't drink milk anyway (lactose intolerant) so I drink something called "Coconut Milk."

I saw that in stores for the first time just a couple of days ago, and thought about trying it. How is it, taste wise?


Kind of like coconuts, oddly enough. I thought coconut milk was a common thing. I have a few cans always in my cupboard to be used for cooking.

Although the best curry came out of using coconut cream I got as a sample. That was the best. But I haven't seen any unsweetened coconut cream in the stores. :(
 
2010-01-27 01:04:44 PM
I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.
 
2010-01-27 01:05:34 PM
nonvideas: SchwettyBetty: Keeper76:
Docking a cow is cruel? What about docking your dog? sheep?

I can't comment on cows and sheep, but as a former vet tech I can tell you about tail-docking in dogs. Most of the time it's done with anesthesia, but not always. I worked for a veterinarian who catered to breeders and i witnessed tail-docking of 3-4 day old puppies without the use of anesthesia on a few occasions. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would think it cruel once they heard the poor little guys scream.

One of the reasons I left.

Thankfully, tail docking and ear cropping are slowly becoming more and more rare, and even more rarely without anesthesia or analgesia. There's an old guard of veterinarians who will be out of the clinic in the next 5-10 years, and things will start changing faster, too.

As for the cows, I've never actually seen (or heard of) a tail dock being done as shown in the video. It looks like they're using emasculators, which equine vets use for castrations. I've only seen docking done in dairy cows with a tight rubber band that's wrapped around the tail and left in place. They don't seem to notice it, and in a few days the tail falls off below the band. I have no idea how painful it is, though I have to imagine it's at the very least irritating. I do have to say I've never noticed a cow give it a second thought.


you're more up to speed than I am - we never docked our cows and I never noticed any challenges posed by a tail when they were being milked. Hard to confuse a tail with an udder.
 
2010-01-27 01:09:33 PM
what other animal on Earth lives in houses?
House flies!

what other animal on earth practices surgery?
Surgeon fish!

what other animal on earth writes books?
Pen-guins!
 
2010-01-27 01:10:50 PM
I much prefer this kind of milk.

NOT EVEN REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=316183cdce3a8e97369e

NOT EVEN REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK
 
2010-01-27 01:12:10 PM
jessicat: Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Half gallons exist, but it can require some hunting.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-01-27 01:12:54 PM
little miss: People with zero compassion for animals really creep me out. They're like wanna be serial killers or something.

Zero compassion is bad, that should go without saying.

I take no joy in the killing and subsequent cleaning of an animal (usually fish for me, if I can actually keep them given the levels of mercury around here, but I digress), but you really should understand where your food comes from.

Too many have a disconnect between the cow in the field, how that animal was rendered into the pristine steak in the plastic wrap at the grocers. They know it came from a cow, but they don't want to know the details. I think that's why Food Inc. has such an impact on some people (I haven't seen it yet).

For me, well cared for cattle are healthy cattle (be it dairy or beef cattle), and a healthy cow may provide better meat for me to eat, or better milk for me to drink.
 
2010-01-27 01:13:12 PM
I drink one-half percent milk.

Milk kept me alive during five years of diverticulitis. For a looong time it was all I could consume.

My regular doctor, my GI doctor and my GI surgeon all encouraged me to continue drinking milk. I am not allergic to milk, nor am I lactose intolerant.

Basically, cows milk kept me alive. Thank Odin for milk!
 
2010-01-27 01:14:07 PM
If they pressed charges as well fire them a lot of this shiat would stop. Animal cruelty, destruction of property...
 
2010-01-27 01:18:25 PM
finnished: stainedglassdoll:
Lilmama: I can't drink milk anyway (lactose intolerant) so I drink something called "Coconut Milk."

I saw that in stores for the first time just a couple of days ago, and thought about trying it. How is it, taste wise?

Kind of like coconuts, oddly enough. I thought coconut milk was a common thing. I have a few cans always in my cupboard to be used for cooking.

Although the best curry came out of using coconut cream I got as a sample. That was the best. But I haven't seen any unsweetened coconut cream in the stores. :(



Well, I imagine the coconut milk as an alternative beverage to cow's milk is not as thick as the coconut milk used in cooking. But there is an unsweetened one!

familyfreshcooking.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.


Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth.
 
2010-01-27 01:20:21 PM
"Science has shown repeatedly this practice is barbaric and totally unnecessary," said Jennifer Fearing

Ok, how to prove something is barbaric using science?
 
2010-01-27 01:21:13 PM
I just went to my store and they don't sell Almond Milk. They told me to try Walmart, but I refuse to step foot inside Walmart for personal reasons so I'll just make it. LoL
 
2010-01-27 01:21:29 PM
Crocodilly_Pontifex: The Pho King: This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.

I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.

and no, this is not why "small family farms should be encouraged," This is why the regulations we already have must be ENFORCED.

It is not that we're cheap, it is that we don't factor in any costs to what we buy other than the dollar value. "Hmmm, this gadget is ten dollars cheaper, but will likely last one third as long." or "This milk sure is cheap, but it's going to cost me later on for environmental damage and increased taxes to clean up"
 
2010-01-27 01:21:37 PM
hailin: jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth.


Hmm, I'll have to try this. I've got a couple of almond trees that should hopefully have almonds on them this year, and almond milk could be a good addition to smoothies and the like.
 
2010-01-27 01:23:17 PM
What, this far in and no mention of hemp milk?

http://kindkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/hemp-milk1.jpg
 
2010-01-27 01:24:33 PM
fzumrk: "Science has shown repeatedly this practice is barbaric and totally unnecessary," said Jennifer Fearing

Ok, how to prove something is barbaric using science?


You play audio-recordings of the lamentation of its enemies' women and see its reactions.
 
2010-01-27 01:25:45 PM
In honor of the hippie f*cks who keep trying to make me give up milk and meat, I'm going to go prepare a big glass of chocolate milk right now.

/Fark almond milk. It tastes like nutty piss.
//Carrots literally scream when you kill them, too.
 
2010-01-27 01:25:59 PM
hailin 2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth



Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?
 
2010-01-27 01:28:08 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.


So... you're drinking sugar water?

Seems to me that replacing fat with sugar won't actually help you, since sugar gets stored as fat as a result of the insulin spike you get when you eat-- you guessed it-- sugar
 
2010-01-27 01:29:16 PM
doubled99: hailin 2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth


Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?


Right!

Soy milk isn't milk either. It's soybean juice & flavoring.

But hey, vegetarians and vegans also have "meatless chicken" and "meatless pepperoni", so I don't think they really get this concept that giving calling it a kind of meat or milk doesn't make it an actual, decent substitute for meat or milk.
 
2010-01-27 01:29:41 PM
DirkTheDaring: doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I will do that tonight. I've seen almond milk in my local grocery, and am intrigued. I loves me some almonds.


Yes...I think I'll give it a whirl too. I haven't tried a soy milk I liked more than whole milk...and nothing beats goat milk!
 
2010-01-27 01:29:46 PM
ZeroCorpse: In honor of the hippie f*cks who keep trying to make me give up milk and meat, I'm going to go prepare a big glass of chocolate milk right now.

/Fark almond milk. It tastes like nutty piss.
//Carrots literally scream when you kill them, too.


Yeah dude! Totally! Hahahaha, you are so cool! F*ck those hippies! Prepare two big glasses of chocolate milk and tell everyone about it! That'll get them! Man, you are so funny! I wish I had thought of something like that! I know, I'll go prepare a huge steak, big enough for ten people, and then I'll tell everyone it's because I'm making up for what hippie vegans don't eat! All the meat-eaters will laugh with me knowingly, but I'll keep in mind that you were the one who gave me the great and original idea for this funny funny joke!
 
2010-01-27 01:30:58 PM
benlonghair: This is why small family farms should be encouraged, because they do their best to do everything sustainably.

Yes, but the same people who are crying about the treatment of cows are the same people who are going to tell the small farmer too bad if they can't compete with the factory farms. Outrage without solution, that's the libtard way.
 
2010-01-27 01:31:54 PM
flyurchin: ZeroCorpse: In honor of the hippie f*cks who keep trying to make me give up milk and meat, I'm going to go prepare a big glass of chocolate milk right now.

/Fark almond milk. It tastes like nutty piss.
//Carrots literally scream when you kill them, too.

Yeah dude! Totally! Hahahaha, you are so cool! F*ck those hippies! Prepare two big glasses of chocolate milk and tell everyone about it! That'll get them! Man, you are so funny! I wish I had thought of something like that! I know, I'll go prepare a huge steak, big enough for ten people, and then I'll tell everyone it's because I'm making up for what hippie vegans don't eat! All the meat-eaters will laugh with me knowingly, but I'll keep in mind that you were the one who gave me the great and original idea for this funny funny joke!


I'm glad it touched a nerve like that.

Cool.
 
2010-01-27 01:32:04 PM
doubled99: hailin 2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth


Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?


lol...ya got me.

/it tastes nutty. So does soymilk.
//but whatever
 
2010-01-27 01:32:19 PM
ZeroCorpse: Soy milk isn't milk either. It's soybean juice & flavoring.

But hey, vegetarians and vegans also have "meatless chicken" and "meatless pepperoni", so I don't think they really get this concept that giving calling it a kind of meat or milk doesn't make it an actual, decent substitute for meat or milk.


Maybe they just don't care.

I had some ground meatless turkey in a meal last night and soy milk in cereal this morning. I don't care what they're called, but I know what meatless/dairyless products make a meal damn good.
 
2010-01-27 01:32:47 PM
doubled99: hailin 2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth


Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?


*snert* "nut juice" *snert*
 
2010-01-27 01:32:48 PM
Hoopido: Yes, but the same people who are crying about the treatment of cows are the same people who are going to tell the small farmer too bad if they can't compete with the factory farms. Outrage without solution, that's the libtard way.

It only took 327 posts, but some jackass managed to make this about political liberals somehow.
 
2010-01-27 01:34:01 PM
I only consume spring water and mulch.
 
2010-01-27 01:34:24 PM
ZeroCorpse: I'm glad it touched a nerve like that.

Cool.


Honestly, it wasn't you personally. It was the idea that people like you still think you're saying something funny, original, or meaningful in any way with crap like that. Some days my tolerance for banality is low. You just caught me on one of those days.
 
2010-01-27 01:35:02 PM
Barakku: Milk ethics: cereal business.

nice
 
2010-01-27 01:35:11 PM
I'm a liberal, but I love meat and milk.

Bite me conservative, dickbags; And go smoke a tofu dog, you mealy-mouthed hippies.

Stop telling other people what to read, eat, fark, listen to, or watch.
 
2010-01-27 01:35:31 PM
flyurchin: ZeroCorpse: Soy milk isn't milk either. It's soybean juice & flavoring.

But hey, vegetarians and vegans also have "meatless chicken" and "meatless pepperoni", so I don't think they really get this concept that giving calling it a kind of meat or milk doesn't make it an actual, decent substitute for meat or milk.

Maybe they just don't care.

I had some ground meatless turkey in a meal last night and soy milk in cereal this morning. I don't care what they're called, but I know what meatless/dairyless products make a meal damn good.


What I want to know is this: why are vegetarians so obsessed with "meat" products? Meatless turkey, meatless hamburgers, meatless chicken, et cetera.

Why do so many things have to be substitutes for meat products? Why not just develop recipes that don't resemble meat in any way but are still good?
 
2010-01-27 01:36:45 PM
towatchoverme: Good lord, i grew up in dairy country.

That's supposed cruelty? That's NOTHING.


This.
You haven't lived till you've tried burning or sawing horns off a cow. It's horrifying for everyone involved, for about a minute.
 
2010-01-27 01:36:59 PM
Eat right, exercise... die anyway.

We -all- have expiration dates, if I -knew- beyond a shadow of a doubt that my twilight years would be alert and whatever else, I'd be willing to live longer, but I've seen too many people that took very good care of themselves turn to crap because of causes that no-one can stop so fark it all.

I'll drink my milk, I'll eat my food, and when I die, I die... worrying this farking much about being 'healthy' isn't healthy!
 
2010-01-27 01:37:28 PM
pivazena: jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

So... you're drinking sugar water?

Seems to me that replacing fat with sugar won't actually help you, since sugar gets stored as fat as a result of the insulin spike you get when you eat-- you guessed it-- sugar




This. I'd rather have fat than sugar because sugar makes you a fatty. All fat isn't bad people, just the trans-fat crap. Even saturated fats can be good for you.

/fat fat fats
 
2010-01-27 01:38:34 PM
Accent: Makh:

And it's jersey milk. Very tasty.

if jersey is known for one thing, it is their milk.


and i thought it was guidos, smelling poorly, having refineries, and not being new york
 
2010-01-27 01:39:55 PM
bigpicture.typepad.com
 
2010-01-27 01:40:09 PM
Bf+: Regardless of how "nice the farm looks", keep in mind they slaughter half of all the "dairy" cows-- You know, the ones that can't produce milk.

And?
The key is the word "dairy". If it can't produce milk, it isn't a dairy cow is it? Or are you talking about the bulls? If it only has one big teat, it's not a cow.
 
2010-01-27 01:40:16 PM
My boyfriend gets returnable glass bottles from the local grocery, filled at a local dairy he's been to. I used to get those and just drink less milk to even out the price, but it's too far away from where I am now and no grocery near me stocks it. Bah. Tastes sooooo much better too.

Kind of like how chicken raised like chickens ought to be raised tastes more like chicken.

Epicedion: flyurchin: ZeroCorpse: Soy milk isn't milk either. It's soybean juice & flavoring.

But hey, vegetarians and vegans also have "meatless chicken" and "meatless pepperoni", so I don't think they really get this concept that giving calling it a kind of meat or milk doesn't make it an actual, decent substitute for meat or milk.

Maybe they just don't care.

I had some ground meatless turkey in a meal last night and soy milk in cereal this morning. I don't care what they're called, but I know what meatless/dairyless products make a meal damn good.

What I want to know is this: why are vegetarians so obsessed with "meat" products? Meatless turkey, meatless hamburgers, meatless chicken, et cetera.

Why do so many things have to be substitutes for meat products? Why not just develop recipes that don't resemble meat in any way but are still good?


Some are doing vegetarian for health reasons and just miss the taste of it but don't want to cheat.

Others do it to kind of fit in (i.e. my Hindu friend growing up would have veggie dogs when we had hot dogs).

Chinese Buddhists also make some DAMN good fake meat.

But generally, I think it's kind of stupid. Also with a few exceptions, those fake meats are loaded with crap.

The one decent veggie burger I've seen is at Trader Joe's. The ingredient list is veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie, oil. All pressed together. And it's yummy.
 
2010-01-27 01:41:30 PM
Epicedion: What I want to know is this: why are vegetarians so obsessed with "meat" products? Meatless turkey, meatless hamburgers, meatless chicken, et cetera.

Why do so many things have to be substitutes for meat products? Why not just develop recipes that don't resemble meat in any way but are still good?


Well, I wouldn't know about obsessed. My vegan girlfriend loves the meatless ground turkey stuff with couscous and roast root veggies. The turkey stuff has a great spice combo and fantastic texture that goes damn well with the rest of the meal. Other than that, the "meat" products are only really used when they make sense. Fake ground beef for tacos (but I think it's just called ground say in that case), and she recently started using fake bologna for quick sandwiches because it's quick and easy. Most other things she eats aren't called "meat" though. Just different kinds of tofu prepared in different ways, and then there's tempeh and seitan.

The meals she and I prepare are unique and are not designed to be a "substitute." I don't generally prepare them based off of recipes that usually use meat. I like to make original meals and I've been quite successful over the past three years.
 
2010-01-27 01:43:33 PM
dopeydwarf: pivazena: jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

So... you're drinking sugar water?

Seems to me that replacing fat with sugar won't actually help you, since sugar gets stored as fat as a result of the insulin spike you get when you eat-- you guessed it-- sugar



This. I'd rather have fat than sugar because sugar makes you a fatty. All fat isn't bad people, just the trans-fat crap. Even saturated fats can be good for you.

/fat fat fats


Nuh uh that's not what they say on TV. They are always saying how bad fat is for you and they would never lie on the TV or internet, I heard they aren't aloud to lie.
 
2010-01-27 01:44:00 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: The one decent veggie burger I've seen is at Trader Joe's. The ingredient list is veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie, oil. All pressed together. And it's yummy.

Try Amy's. I especially love the quarter pounders, topped with advocado, tomato, hummus, a little katsup, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion, and cheese. On toasted oat nut bread. Fark yeah.
 
2010-01-27 01:44:18 PM
Crocodilly_Pontifex: I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.

If all you care about is cost, don't farking ask where it came from. Pretty simple stuff.
 
2010-01-27 01:44:46 PM
I shouldn't be, but I'm still surprised at how volatile a thread can become over such an inane subject. Not the abuse, that's always serious no matter who is being abused. But milk. Seriously. Some people drink it, some don't. Why would you profess to hate someone because they drink milk, or that they get their milk from a different source than you? Argue about something important.

/like pot
//or who likes cats more
///do not need the "Welcome to Fark" picture, I get it.
 
2010-01-27 01:45:23 PM
flyurchin: Epicedion: What I want to know is this: why are vegetarians so obsessed with "meat" products? Meatless turkey, meatless hamburgers, meatless chicken, et cetera.

Why do so many things have to be substitutes for meat products? Why not just develop recipes that don't resemble meat in any way but are still good?

Well, I wouldn't know about obsessed. My vegan girlfriend loves the meatless ground turkey stuff with couscous and roast root veggies. The turkey stuff has a great spice combo and fantastic texture that goes damn well with the rest of the meal. Other than that, the "meat" products are only really used when they make sense. Fake ground beef for tacos (but I think it's just called ground say in that case), and she recently started using fake bologna for quick sandwiches because it's quick and easy. Most other things she eats aren't called "meat" though. Just different kinds of tofu prepared in different ways, and then there's tempeh and seitan.

The meals she and I prepare are unique and are not designed to be a "substitute." I don't generally prepare them based off of recipes that usually use meat. I like to make original meals and I've been quite successful over the past three years.


The ground meat substitute was the one thing my vegan friend was into (aside from the aforementioned good veggie burgers I mentioned) in terms of faux meat. It is really easy, and I actually kind of liked the taste (especially if you were putting lots of other taco fixings on it, or mixed in tomato sauce for more protein.

Soy deli meat and cheese though, she stayed far clear from. Tried some 'cheese' once and understood why. One of the best sandwiches I've ever had, though, was grilled tofu with veggies and goddess dressing on thick multigrain bread. Mmm.

I still don't know how eating that much soy can really be good for you, though.
 
2010-01-27 01:46:31 PM
gorgor: *chugs a pint of milk*
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/y8t9q5j
(copy and paste, NSFW)


thanks for reminding me of that weird ass photoshop
 
2010-01-27 01:48:24 PM
flyurchin: StreetlightInTheGhetto: The one decent veggie burger I've seen is at Trader Joe's. The ingredient list is veggie, veggie, veggie, veggie, oil. All pressed together. And it's yummy.

Try Amy's. I especially love the quarter pounders, topped with advocado, tomato, hummus, a little katsup, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion, and cheese. On toasted oat nut bread. Fark yeah.


Eh, the ingredient list for that one isn't half bad, actually:

(VEGAN) ORGANIC MUSHROOMS, ORGANIC ONIONS, ORGANIC BULGAR WHEAT,ORGANIC CELERY, ORGANIC CARROTS, ORGANIC OATS, ORGANIC WALNUTS, WHEATGLUTEN, ORGANIC POTATOES, SEA SALT, EXPELLER PRESSED HIGH OLEICSAFFLOWER OIL, ORGANIC GARLIC. CONTAINS WHEAT & WALNUTS

Amy's is usually out of my price range unless it's on sale, though. I'll keep an eye open though.

I eat meat, but I like vegetables too.
 
2010-01-27 01:49:38 PM
give me doughnuts: vernonFL: Also, something like 50% of humans are lactose intolerant.

Just the genetically inferior ones.


This. Adapt or die.
 
2010-01-27 01:50:10 PM
Shisno: keiverarrow: The psuedoestrogen in soymilk makes you grow man titties...almond milk instead my son

That would explain my emotional outbursts directed at my wife...
Good thing I don't drink it often enough.

/you can keep your hippie drink.


It's PhytoEstrogen, but close enough i suppose. And yes, it still causes hormonal imbalances... There is an unusually high amount of phytoestrogen in soy.

Men: STAY AWAY FROM SOY PRODUCTS
 
2010-01-27 01:50:26 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: The ground meat substitute was the one thing my vegan friend was into (aside from the aforementioned good veggie burgers I mentioned) in terms of faux meat. It is really easy, and I actually kind of liked the taste (especially if you were putting lots of other taco fixings on it, or mixed in tomato sauce for more protein.

Soy deli meat and cheese though, she stayed far clear from. Tried some 'cheese' once and understood why. One of the best sandwiches I've ever had, though, was grilled tofu with veggies and goddess dressing on thick multigrain bread. Mmm.

I still don't know how eating that much soy can really be good for you, though.


Yeah, the soy ground stuff is really good and really easy to make on its own or in a meal. I have no desire to try the deli meat and I kind of find the idea of the soy cheese to be frightening (though I think this is a bias most people who eat meat/cheese all their lives feel about those kinds of products - still, though, no desire to try it). Some of my favorite meals are vegan ones.

I don't think we consume all too much soy in our house. My girlfriend definitely has more than me. Like most things, it seems eating/drinking too much is not a good idea, but that's hardly surprising. I have soy milk in my cereal and maybe eat a soy product once or twice a week in a meal. I hardly think anything bad is going to happen. A lot of our meals are actually soyless too.
 
2010-01-27 01:51:52 PM
CrazedHatter: Eat right, exercise... die anyway.

We -all- have expiration dates, if I -knew- beyond a shadow of a doubt that my twilight years would be alert and whatever else, I'd be willing to live longer, but I've seen too many people that took very good care of themselves turn to crap because of causes that no-one can stop so fark it all.

I'll drink my milk, I'll eat my food, and when I die, I die... worrying this farking much about being 'healthy' isn't healthy!


Heh heh. Reminds me of when I was talking with my doctor about my sleep apnea. She stated a statistic that people with sleep apnea are 50% more likely to die than people without sleep apnea. I said "Oh, really?".
 
2010-01-27 01:52:42 PM
I understand people wanting to be healthy, I've tried being a vegetarian for a while (about 6 months) but in the end I went back to meat. I really didn't feel different at all, didn't lose weight, and didn't enjoy my meals very much. We evolved to have canines and sharp incisors for a reason. I like a nice mixture of meats, vegetables, and fruits. Avoid candy and soda like the plague and you have yourself a well balanced diet.

/Still like tofu in my somen
 
2010-01-27 01:52:57 PM
The suffering makes it creamy.

Same goes for veal.
 
2010-01-27 01:53:34 PM
flyurchin 2010-01-27 01:41:30 PM
Epicedion: What I want to know is this: why are vegetarians so obsessed with "meat" products? Meatless turkey, meatless hamburgers, meatless chicken, et cetera.

Why do so many things have to be substitutes for meat products? Why not just develop recipes that don't resemble meat in any way but are still good?

Well, I wouldn't know about obsessed. My vegan girlfriend loves the meatless ground turkey stuff with couscous and roast root veggies. The turkey stuff has a great spice combo and fantastic texture that goes damn well with the rest of the meal. Other than that, the "meat" products are only really used when they make sense. Fake ground beef for tacos (but I think it's just called ground say in that case), and she recently started using fake bologna for quick sandwiches because it's quick and easy. Most other things she eats aren't called "meat" though. Just different kinds of tofu prepared in different ways, and then there's tempeh and seitan.



The fact that so many vegans fashion their food to resemble meat products only serves to cement the point that these things are a substitute for real food. Even the vegan knows it intrinsically.
 
2010-01-27 01:53:45 PM
doubled99: ban_sidhe 2010-01-27 12:34:32 PM

doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

Every morning I have a mixture of three parts unsweetened soy milk, one part unsweetened chocolate almond milk, and a packet of Equal. It's like coffee for me. You don't want to be around me before I've had it.

On the weekends: 1 can chocolate protein drink + unsweetened vanilla almond milk + banana + blender. Food of the gods, and no animal abuse is involved.


Great! You eat a bland, crappy diet and you like it. Congratulations. I bet no one wants to come over to your house to watch the game, though.

Oh, yeah, Equal is poison. Try sugar, it's ALL NATURAL, and it comes from a plant!

/what about plant abuse?


1. I do consume food other than soy milk, you know.

2. No one comes over to my house much because I live in the middle of nowhere.

3. Show me proof that Equal is poison. I don't mean unsubstantiated word-of-mouth blather from random unqualified people on the internet. I mean scientific proof.

4. I have reactive hypoglycemia; therefore, I avoid sugar.

5. Dumbass.
 
2010-01-27 01:53:54 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Amy's is usually out of my price range unless it's on sale, though. I'll keep an eye open though.

I eat meat, but I like vegetables too.


That is the only thing about Amy's I don't care for. But their burgers are so damn good.

CeroX: It's PhytoEstrogen, but close enough i suppose. And yes, it still causes hormonal imbalances... There is an unusually high amount of phytoestrogen in soy.

Men: STAY AWAY FROM SOY PRODUCTS


If all you consume are soy products, then maybe you'll have a problem?

I have heard nothing substantial about men who eat soy having difficulty with their health because of soy. In any case, I hardly think that it's something most men who eat soy products have to worry about, since they're not gorging on soy.
 
2010-01-27 01:54:06 PM
nonvideas: Linux_Yes:
i've read that their are some proteins in cows milk that are not good for humans.

This left me wondering if you know the names of any of the proteins in cow's milk, and if you might be willing to supply the names of the harmful ones. And why they're harmful. And if you know what a protein is.


it would be more enlightening to ask the cow
 
2010-01-27 01:56:15 PM
Hoopido: Crocodilly_Pontifex: I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.

If all you care about is cost, don't farking ask where it came from. Pretty simple stuff.


This. However, if you go about buying organic food don't act all smug and think you're saving the environment or the human race because Penn and Teller did a little investigation in their recent season showing that:

1) Organic food is no more healthier for you than genetically engineered food

2) Most of it comes from China

3) It's actually more destructive to the environment because it takes more energy and more land to farm it on

4) The idea that it tastes better is in your head.
 
2010-01-27 01:56:53 PM
doubled99: The fact that so many vegans fashion their food to resemble meat products only serves to cement the point that these things are a substitute for real food. Even the vegan knows it intrinsically.

Most of the soy products we eat don't resemble meat products at all. I assure you, my vegan girlfriend is fine with this and I, an omnivore, am also fine with this. What we know intrinsically is that we like eating good food and well-prepared meals and so we fashion our meals accordingly. Our food is not a substitute for food.
 
2010-01-27 01:57:20 PM
PumpkinCake: Am I the only one in here who has 4 kids and a husband who likes milk? We go through about a gallon and a half a week, and we get it from "the store," because there isn't anything else out here from which to get milk.

I've tried soymilk, and it doesn't taste like milk. It tastes like soymilk, and it's not the same at all.

Does no one else just buy milk? Everyone is drinking organic almond milk?

/weird


at our slightly smaller house, we go through about 2-3 gallons of milk a week

the one who drinks it the most or with cereal is the tall skinny 13 year old
the boy drinks almost as much, but her doesn't seem to like cereal anymore, he's almost as tall, but he got my extra large frame
 
2010-01-27 01:57:54 PM
CeroX: Shisno: keiverarrow: The psuedoestrogen in soymilk makes you grow man titties...almond milk instead my son

That would explain my emotional outbursts directed at my wife...
Good thing I don't drink it often enough.

/you can keep your hippie drink.

It's PhytoEstrogen, but close enough i suppose. And yes, it still causes hormonal imbalances... There is an unusually high amount of phytoestrogen in soy.

Men: STAY AWAY FROM SOY PRODUCTS



Meh, seems to have worked out well for the Japanese. After adapting to a more American style diet the incidents of heart disease rose in that country. I wouldn't say avoid soy like the plague, just don't go overboard eating massive amounts daily. I'll have soy maybe once a week and haven't had any issues so far. Sometimes I'll snack on soy nuts, they're not bad.
 
2010-01-27 01:58:10 PM
Cthulhu Theory: You sound vegan. Next you'll be telling me you have sugar gliders for pets!

Nope - regular old vegetarian.

Yes to the sugar gliders, but I suspect you peeked at my profile. Cheater!
 
2010-01-27 02:00:42 PM
dopeydwarf: Meh, seems to have worked out well for the Japanese

They counteract the phytoestrogens by straining it through schoolgirl panties.
 
2010-01-27 02:00:50 PM
Fark pussies are Fark pussies. Old news is old news.

Afraid of milk now, Jesus H Christ, what is next?
 
2010-01-27 02:01:20 PM
ban_sidhe 2010-01-27 01:53:45 PM
doubled99: ban_sidhe 2010-01-27 12:34:32 PM

doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

Every morning I have a mixture of three parts unsweetened soy milk, one part unsweetened chocolate almond milk, and a packet of Equal. It's like coffee for me. You don't want to be around me before I've had it.

On the weekends: 1 can chocolate protein drink + unsweetened vanilla almond milk + banana + blender. Food of the gods, and no animal abuse is involved.


Great! You eat a bland, crappy diet and you like it. Congratulations. I bet no one wants to come over to your house to watch the game, though.

Oh, yeah, Equal is poison. Try sugar, it's ALL NATURAL, and it comes from a plant!

/what about plant abuse?

1. I do consume food other than soy milk, you know.

2. No one comes over to my house much because I live in the middle of nowhere.

3. Show me proof that Equal is poison. I don't mean unsubstantiated word-of-mouth blather from random unqualified people on the internet. I mean scientific proof.

4. I have reactive hypoglycemia; therefore, I avoid sugar.

5. Dumbass.




I bet that's not the only annoying problem you have.
 
2010-01-27 02:05:43 PM
Linux_Yes: HEY FARKERS:::: GUESS WHERE THE COW GETS ALL HER CALCIUM FOR HER MILK AND HER STRONG BONES?????

from plant sources.....



but don't tell the milk industry, because you have to drink milk to get enough calcium....


wink, wink,,,,,


Unless you have 4 stomachs that makes that possible, you're an idiot. People are not cows, get that idea into your head and try to hang onto it.
 
2010-01-27 02:05:58 PM
doubled99: Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?


well if they admitted to drinking nut juice, well the embarrassment that'd be all over their face
 
2010-01-27 02:07:01 PM
Hoopido: Unless you have 4 stomachs that makes that possible, you're an idiot. People are not cows, get that idea into your head and try to hang onto it.

You mean you can't eat grass?
 
2010-01-27 02:09:28 PM
Crocodilly_Pontifex: The Pho King: This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.

I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.


I love how some people don't understand that quality of life is more important than little green pieces of paper.
 
2010-01-27 02:10:26 PM
I'd say stay away from it as much as possible. And the japanese aren't a 100% soy culture, they eat more fish and rice than soy products, always have.

Sure, everything is ok in moderation, but when have we ever been a country of moderation?

It's easier to just tell guys to stay away from soy rather than say:
Men going through puberty should not ingest soy as it not only contains phytoestrogen, but inhibits testosterone production as the phyto estrogen has many receptors that will attach to a cell and prevent testosterone from attaching to cells. In grown men it can cause a hormonal imbalance and yada yada yada...

No reason i should your time, you all are perfectly capable of researching on google. Youll find most health and fitness articles saying to stay away and articles written by soy producers saying there is no "conclusive" evidence. Just like commercials from corn growers saying theres nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup... I trust the health and fitness people, who are concerned about health and fitness than soy producers who are concerned with selling soy products...
 
2010-01-27 02:10:42 PM
doubled99: DECMATH 2010-01-27 11:19:09 AM

doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I heartily endorse this sentiment. Let the calves have their mothers' milk.


If milk is so repellant, why do you want to use the word to describe what you can get from almonds?
As there are no almond titties, it can't be milk.


This.
I want to see what they do to the almonds to get this supposed "milk". I'm guessing a lot of inhumane crushing and pressing is involved.
 
2010-01-27 02:11:18 PM
I don't care if they suffer. Cows are farking stupid.

This is also why it's ok to beat up retards.
 
2010-01-27 02:11:18 PM
flyurchin: Some of my favorite meals are vegan ones.

My favorite:

Rinse and soak red lentils
Mince a few onions and a few cloves of garlic.
Sautee them in oil until soft
Add a big spoonful of tomato paste and some berbere to your taste (Ethiopian spice, wellll worth tracking down - spicy as hell though so go easy).
Add half as much water as you'll need for the lentils and simmer for a bit. Add some salt and maybe a bit of pepper.
Add the lentils and the rest of the water.
Simmer until soft, adding more water as needed.
Eat with injera if you can find it, tortilla chips for dipping if you can't.

Really, really, really good as a meal or as a snack.

Lived with vegans for a few years. Some were awesome and taught me to cook new things, and I tried to keep my meat cooking for when they were out of the house although they didn't really mind. If I cooked meals for the both of us, I cooked vegan without much trouble.

Some were militant vegans, who tried to get our local organic butter/milk/eggs out of house, and gave you the evil eye stare if you dared to reheat a chicken pita in the microwave. They can DIAF, preferably a grease fire of animal fat.

Medically, I'd have to psychotically micromanage my diet to be healthy as a vegetarian (let alone vegan). Tried it with a veggie friend briefly, and it was impossible to pull off. So I try to buy decently raised local meat when I can and anyone who has a problem with that can figure out an affordable weekly menu for me and cook all my meals.

... actually, even then, I'm not giving up good cheese. Oh well.
 
2010-01-27 02:12:55 PM
doubled99: hailin 2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth


Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?


Hilarious! 'Nut juice'. Farking hilarious!
 
2010-01-27 02:13:22 PM
jgilb: Anyone ever seen a piss zapper in action ?

Most diary farms have a small trench located behind the stanchions to collect the cow's waste which is removed via a continuous metal conveyor belt.

Cows like to arch their back when taking a piss and end up missing the trench and soiling the bedding. Some farms have a high voltage wire that runs just over the cow's back and when it arches too far it is hit with a nasty shock.

Works like a charm and usually only takes a few times to teach the animal.


Works great with cats too. Just run a wire down from it and presto, hours of fun. Wouldn't call it high voltage by any means, because it isn't.
 
2010-01-27 02:13:50 PM
DirkTheDaring: doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I will do that tonight. I've seen almond milk in my local grocery, and am intrigued. I loves me some almonds.


I tried almond milk recently. Not bad. Way better than soy milk. Does not taste much like almonds. Doesn't taste much like milk, either.
 
2010-01-27 02:14:16 PM
CeroX: And the japanese aren't a 100% soy culture, they eat more fish and rice than soy products, always have.

This.

We had a refrigerator war for a few weeks at a house I lived in in college. Someone put up a scientific review of the effects of eating large amounts of soy. Kept getting thrown in recycling, put back up, rebuttals written in the margins, relevant counterpoints highlighted...

good times.

If you can do veggie properly (the Hindus figured it out awhile ago), that's fine. But relying heavily on soy isn't a long term solution.
 
2010-01-27 02:14:33 PM
LuckyBlackCat: Crocodilly_Pontifex: The Pho King: This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.

I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.

I love how some people don't understand that quality of life is more important than little green pieces of paper.


Communist!
 
2010-01-27 02:17:47 PM
WrestlerManager: I love how some people don't understand that quality of life is more important than little green pieces of paper.

Little green pieces of paper provide people the incentive to actually produce food and give it to you so you don't have to. If you want to (and can) produce all your own food and goods, you can take money out of the equation. Until then, it's integral to the quality of life issue.
 
2010-01-27 02:17:49 PM
lysdexic: hemp

This. Hemp Dream is awesome.

www.tastethedream.com

/still a milk drinker tho
 
2010-01-27 02:19:01 PM
Epicedion: WrestlerManager: I love how some people don't understand that quality of life is more important than little green pieces of paper.

Little green pieces of paper provide people the incentive to actually produce food and give it to you so you don't have to. If you want to (and can) produce all your own food and goods, you can take money out of the equation. Until then, it's integral to the quality of life issue.


Misattribution. This one goes to LuckyBlackCat.
 
2010-01-27 02:19:16 PM
Well-cared for cows usually live 10 - 14 years or 8 - 11 lactations. The huge mega-dairies average just over 1 lactation per cow; they are pushed and stressed that hard. The quality of the product is reflected.

Our grandfathers pretty much believed that a single farmer couldn't properly tend to and care for much more than 35 cows. Not sure how they arrived at that number but we've certainly gone a long way beyond that. The quality of cow care in large dairies seems to indicate they were on to something.
 
2010-01-27 02:19:36 PM
doubled99: I bet that's not the only annoying problem you have.

It's annoying to me, but I can't imagine how or why it would be annoying to you. I bet you're one of those people who is on a constant search for things to be annoyed by.

Apart from a disk in my lower back that likes to herniate on occasion, the hypoglycemia is pretty much it as far as my health problems go. Not bad for an almost-46-year-old.
 
2010-01-27 02:19:52 PM
LuckyBlackCat: Crocodilly_Pontifex: The Pho King: This has to start with the consumer. As long as people want to buy milk for a dollar a gallon at Walmart rather than paying a little more and buying local, the large industrial "factory" farms will flourish.

I love how people are bad because they would like the lowest price available.

I love how some people don't understand that quality of life is more important than little green pieces of paper.


It's not going to happen until things get better economically. Well, that and until there's a bigger push for local farmers to get into communities. CSAs are a start but they're still overly expensive for some and the spots fill up fast.

I think after the economy (hope-f--king-fully) picks up, people who have been starting their own gardens to save money (and there's been a huge jump in that) will start to demand the same quality and care for the products they can't easily manage to produce themselves, like milk, meat, and eggs.

But even then plenty of the 'organic' stuff available in my suburb grocery store I know comes from factory farms that just manage to adhere to the 'organic' qualifications enough to get the label. So... yep.

/I used to live across the street from an all-locally-produced farmer's market
//I miss it
 
2010-01-27 02:23:00 PM
Belltower: jessicat: Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Half gallons exist, but it can require some hunting.


Where I shop, they don't keep it by the milk. They keep the little packages in the organic food section and the half-gallons by the refrigerated orange juice. Not sure why, except maybe it's a Wisconsin thing. They used to make them tint margarine blue here, so it wouldn't look like butter. You know, to protect the farmers.
 
eq
2010-01-27 02:24:35 PM
I have always wondered how vegans wash their hands after going to the bathroom... Most commercial soaps in public places are made from saponified rendered animal fat.

I work with a vegan and he doesn't wash his hands after #2 for this reason.
 
2010-01-27 02:25:44 PM
the_chief: I don't care if they suffer. Cows are farking stupid.

This is also why it's ok to beat up retards.


Retards do give milk, but they DO have lunch money.
 
2010-01-27 02:26:31 PM
Retards DON'T give milk...well, maybe they do, but anyway, that was a typo.
 
2010-01-27 02:28:59 PM
Linux_Yes: HEY FARKERS:::: GUESS WHERE THE COW GETS ALL HER CALCIUM FOR HER MILK AND HER STRONG BONES?????

from plant sources.....



but don't tell the milk industry, because you have to drink milk to get enough calcium....


wink, wink,,,,,


Absolutely, plants do contain calcium, and also need it to survive. Same as cows and people. It is passed into the plant, through the plant, into the cow, through the cow, and into us.

Cows also intake a lot of vitamins from grass. Grass that normally wouldn't be ingested by humans. Vitamins you're not getting if you don't drink milk, eat meat or take supplements. And a diet consisting mainly of vitamins and supplements is not one I'd be interested in.

It isn't all about the calcium. It's not as if you can give up milk, eat the grass, and be right where you would have been. There are other factors to consider.
 
2010-01-27 02:28:59 PM
eq: I have always wondered how vegans wash their hands after going to the bathroom... Most commercial soaps in public places are made from saponified rendered animal fat.

I work with a vegan and he doesn't wash his hands after #2 for this reason.


Awesome.
 
2010-01-27 02:30:17 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: I don't care if the farmer needs to rape the cow on an hourly basis for the creamy goodness.

I LOL'd!
 
2010-01-27 02:30:49 PM
FTA: "These animals are really treated as little more than milk-producing machines,"

Wow, really? No shiat.

Nice trolling, subby, but I gotta say fark soy milk, fark PeTA and the like, and fark anyone who gets between me and delicious dairy products. Furthermore, hitting a cow over the head with a wrench is funny as fark.

Have I always been this callous? I don't know. Pass me the Parmesan and a glass of 2%.
 
2010-01-27 02:30:59 PM
Poppyale: I find the thought of drinking cow milk repulsive.

May I pose a question?

Why do we drink milk meant for a calf and not milk meant for humans? Would you drink breast milk as an adult?


Actually, if I remember right, Goat milk is much closer to what we should be drinking, nutrient wise. Cow milk is meant for raising quarter ton herbivores.
 
2010-01-27 02:31:46 PM
The Icelander: basemetal: I have to post this as NSFW. Link (new window) NSFW

Seriously? Boobs are not safe for work? Somebody should tell that to Gina down in accounting.

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2010-01-27 02:33:16 PM
Milk: It does a body good ... ? (new window)

//Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine seems to disagree.
 
2010-01-27 02:35:28 PM
vernonFL: Epicedion: What are you trying to accomplish by saying "Milk is for baby cows" exactly?

Becuase its true? What other animal on Earth drinks so much of another animal's milk?


www.catsofaustralia.com
I thought we were a couple days away from their specified day
 
2010-01-27 02:38:41 PM
There are 6.8 billion people. They eat a lot of food.

If you don't like the way factory farms produce food, then I suggest you try to produce the same amount of food in a humane and sustainable manner ie, Show Us How It's Done. Seriously, just STFU and show us how it can be done.

When you finally give up that impossible task, do the responsible thing: stop whining about things that you don't understand and are too lazy to try. The only people you impress with your refined sensibilities/sensitivities are other air-heads and the chronically weepy.

/free-range pig farmer
//produce about 1/500th as much as a factory farm of similar size
///happy pigs make happy bacon
 
2010-01-27 02:44:33 PM
flyurchin: StreetlightInTheGhetto: The ground meat substitute was the one thing my vegan friend was into (aside from the aforementioned good veggie burgers I mentioned) in terms of faux meat. It is really easy, and I actually kind of liked the taste (especially if you were putting lots of other taco fixings on it, or mixed in tomato sauce for more protein.

Soy deli meat and cheese though, she stayed far clear from. Tried some 'cheese' once and understood why. One of the best sandwiches I've ever had, though, was grilled tofu with veggies and goddess dressing on thick multigrain bread. Mmm.

I still don't know how eating that much soy can really be good for you, though.

Yeah, the soy ground stuff is really good and really easy to make on its own or in a meal. I have no desire to try the deli meat and I kind of find the idea of the soy cheese to be frightening (though I think this is a bias most people who eat meat/cheese all their lives feel about those kinds of products - still, though, no desire to try it). Some of my favorite meals are vegan ones.

I don't think we consume all too much soy in our house. My girlfriend definitely has more than me. Like most things, it seems eating/drinking too much is not a good idea, but that's hardly surprising. I have soy milk in my cereal and maybe eat a soy product once or twice a week in a meal. I hardly think anything bad is going to happen. A lot of our meals are actually soyless too.


Well, there's the problem. One, fermented soy products (the tempeh and tofu and soy sauce) are fine because the phytoestrogens go away. The problem is that soy is in ANYTHING processed, practically, to make food cheaper and elongate shelf life. Take a look on the back of a non-organic (and some organic) food that comes in a box. The meat we eat ate soy, too. So we're eating a LOT more soy than we think we are, and it's all unfermented. That's probably bad for men, but women too-- too much estrogen and we get thyroid problems, and it may lead to reproductive cancers.

I dropped that crap from my diet about a month ago and I've never felt better.

/Still eat meat, though
//local grass-grown, grass-finished cow. Yum
 
2010-01-27 02:56:17 PM
Milk snob thread?
 
2010-01-27 03:05:32 PM
pivazena: Well, there's the problem. One, fermented soy products (the tempeh and tofu and soy sauce) are fine because the phytoestrogens go away. T

Then how come tofu has the third highest amount of phytoestrogens of any food?
 
2010-01-27 03:16:04 PM
nonvideas: SchwettyBetty: Keeper76:
Docking a cow is cruel? What about docking your dog? sheep?

I can't comment on cows and sheep, but as a former vet tech I can tell you about tail-docking in dogs. Most of the time it's done with anesthesia, but not always. I worked for a veterinarian who catered to breeders and i witnessed tail-docking of 3-4 day old puppies without the use of anesthesia on a few occasions. Anyone with an ounce of compassion would think it cruel once they heard the poor little guys scream.

One of the reasons I left.

Thankfully, tail docking and ear cropping are slowly becoming more and more rare, and even more rarely without anesthesia or analgesia. There's an old guard of veterinarians who will be out of the clinic in the next 5-10 years, and things will start changing faster, too.

As for the cows, I've never actually seen (or heard of) a tail dock being done as shown in the video. It looks like they're using emasculators, which equine vets use for castrations. I've only seen docking done in dairy cows with a tight rubber band that's wrapped around the tail and left in place. They don't seem to notice it, and in a few days the tail falls off below the band. I have no idea how painful it is, though I have to imagine it's at the very least irritating. I do have to say I've never noticed a cow give it a second thought.


FYI...animals like cows and horses hide their pain really really well as a defense mechanism so predators can't single them out as easy prey. So, I'm sure the cow "gave it a second thought" and it probably hurt a lot. Citation needed? "Animals make us Human"- a book by a woman who has dedicated her life to making slaughterhouses less terrifying for animals.
Milk is gross, it tastes terrible unless it has become delicious cheese. Drink all you want, eat all the steak you want (although you and I both know moderation is key with these items). But if you truly think that there isn't something to be said for treating animals humanely while they are forced to give their lives for us then I really can't even bother arguing with you because we will never see eye to eye.
This thread has made it very easy to spot who should be on my ignore list.
 
2010-01-27 03:16:10 PM
Otter_: Milk: It does a body good ... ? (new window)

//Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine seems to disagree.


The American Council on Science and Health says the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine is full of crap and intentionally misleading to support their agenda.

According to Newsweek (Feb 2004) "Less than 5 percent of PCRM's members are physicians."
 
2010-01-27 03:31:10 PM
hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either


I wonder, do you feel exactly the same way about retarded humans?
 
2010-01-27 03:34:24 PM
Giblet: There are 6.8 billion people. They eat a lot of food.

If you don't like the way factory farms produce food, then I suggest you try to produce the same amount of food in a humane and sustainable manner ie, Show Us How It's Done. Seriously, just STFU and show us how it can be done.

When you finally give up that impossible task, do the responsible thing: stop whining about things that you don't understand and are too lazy to try. The only people you impress with your refined sensibilities/sensitivities are other air-heads and the chronically weepy.

/free-range pig farmer
//produce about 1/500th as much as a factory farm of similar size
///happy pigs make happy bacon


Has it ever occurred to you that the actual problem is too many people?

Breeding permits ftw.
 
2010-01-27 03:43:55 PM
I drink mass produced milk and I love it.
 
2010-01-27 03:46:39 PM
vylasaven: Giblet: There are 6.8 billion people. They eat a lot of food.

If you don't like the way factory farms produce food, then I suggest you try to produce the same amount of food in a humane and sustainable manner ie, Show Us How It's Done. Seriously, just STFU and show us how it can be done.

When you finally give up that impossible task, do the responsible thing: stop whining about things that you don't understand and are too lazy to try. The only people you impress with your refined sensibilities/sensitivities are other air-heads and the chronically weepy.

/free-range pig farmer
//produce about 1/500th as much as a factory farm of similar size
///happy pigs make happy bacon

Has it ever occurred to you that the actual problem is too many people?

Breeding permits ftw.


I don't know how you're going to get that to fly in India....but good luck!! :D

/laughs at the lot of yous
//mainly because I love milk wars here.
///logic = milk
 
2010-01-27 03:48:16 PM
///logic = milk < soymilk < organic almond milk < breeding permits?

//now without html.
 
2010-01-27 04:04:50 PM
I already drink organic soy milk. It makes me sick that even smart people will turn a blind eye to where their food comes from. It is willful ignorance. If we all changed our habits, we would all be healthier and healthier options would be more affordable (see rBGH).
 
2010-01-27 04:09:38 PM
vylasaven: Giblet: There are 6.8 billion people. They eat a lot of food.

If you don't like the way factory farms produce food, then I suggest you try to produce the same amount of food in a humane and sustainable manner ie, Show Us How It's Done. Seriously, just STFU and show us how it can be done.

When you finally give up that impossible task, do the responsible thing: stop whining about things that you don't understand and are too lazy to try. The only people you impress with your refined sensibilities/sensitivities are other air-heads and the chronically weepy.

/free-range pig farmer
//produce about 1/500th as much as a factory farm of similar size
///happy pigs make happy bacon

Has it ever occurred to you that the actual problem is too many people?

Breeding permits ftw.


Of course it has. I jumped ship from the GOP and joined the Malthiusian Pragmatic Independents Party. Our platform has only two tenets and they're simple:

There are too many people.
Whatever it is, I'm against it. (we watch Groucho Marx a lot)
 
2010-01-27 04:10:18 PM
Beating (I.E. tenderising) cows makes the meat taste better, so why not milk?

Besides, I thought that's how you get chocolate milk anyway...
 
2010-01-27 04:20:45 PM
PumpkinCake: doubled99: hailin 2010-01-27 01:19:16 PM
jessicat: I already switched to rice and almond milk as a way to cut some fat out of my diet. Of course that adds sugar, but what the hey. I just wish they were thicker in coffee. It's kind of disconcerting to pour in rice milk and...the coffee doesn't get any lighter. They can be too sweet, but the taste is far superior to real milk.

Anyone know why the hell can't I buy a big jug of almond or rice milk? It's always these teeny tiny containers that make me feel bad for having more than a shot glass worth at a time.

Just make your own almond milk:

6 cups of water
2 cups of almonds

Soak almonds overnight. Throw in a high speed blender w/ water and blend until smooth. strain "milk" through cheesecloth


Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?

lol...ya got me.

/it tastes nutty. So does soymilk.
//but whatever


I wonder if Milk of Magnesia got this much hatred towards the name...
 
2010-01-27 04:20:55 PM
Soy milk makes you grow man titties and get all emotional. No thank you. I'll stick with skim.
 
2010-01-27 04:24:01 PM
Whodat: Seriously, if you don't want to drink milk, don't. Meanwhile stop whining about the people who do.

I didn't see anything in the article/video suggesting anyone not drink milk. The suggestion was that the cows not be tortured.

It's OK if you're not smart enough to understand the difference, but kindly refrain from contributing if you can't follow the conversation. Which is to say, STFU, dumbass!
 
2010-01-27 04:29:38 PM
iFark-iPhone: Can those shiatheads ever get some perspective, or are they just permanently, irreversibly farked up? I mean, Haiti is in shambles, Taliban is joining the gov, Obama is losing it, debt deadbeats are making money suing collectors, it just went up to 60 degree in NY a few days ago, and those douchebags are worried about cows not getting whacked on the head with a wrench???

So as long as there is human misery, it's OK to torture animals? Can you spell IQ? There will always be human misery. That's no reason that animals can't be treated properly -- and that doesn't mean you can't still eat them or whatever.

In fact, it's a health and safety issue. Animals who are factory farmed in unhealthy conditions are less nourishing, less tasty, and pose health hazards.

I hope you eat a lot of the ones that pose health hazards.
 
2010-01-27 04:34:45 PM
JudgeItoBox: Wow, the anti-milk crowd sure is butthurt.

Gee, the pro-milk crowd sure are stupid.

I love cheese, wouldn't try to tell anybody they shouldn't have it or milk. The point is that the animals shouldn't be tortured. The argument that they're stupid so it's OK is in itself pretty stupid. Those who make it should be tortured, by their own logic.

Also, "butthurt" is invariably a term used by people who want to dismiss an argument without addressing it. It seems to work on stupid people, I suppose, or it would have gone away by now.

Don't be butthurt just because I called you stupid, by the way. It's not your fault.
 
2010-01-27 04:35:11 PM
Giblet: There are 6.8 billion people. They eat a lot of food.

If you don't like the way factory farms produce food, then I suggest you try to produce the same amount of food in a humane and sustainable manner ie, Show Us How It's Done. Seriously, just STFU and show us how it can be done.

When you finally give up that impossible task, do the responsible thing: stop whining about things that you don't understand and are too lazy to try. The only people you impress with your refined sensibilities/sensitivities are other air-heads and the chronically weepy.

/free-range pig farmer
//produce about 1/500th as much as a factory farm of similar size
///happy pigs make happy bacon


Free-range bacon!

I would totally order free-range bacon over the internet. Newsletter? Links? Shameless plugs for your product?

/drooooooool
 
2010-01-27 04:35:30 PM
That reminds me: I need to pick up milk on the way home. Thanks FARK.

/Is there nothing FARK can't do?
//No. No there isn't.
 
2010-01-27 04:39:26 PM
hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....

You absorb the stupid when you eat it, it would seem.

If compassion is now somehow contingent on intelligence, then the most intelligent people should be able to kill and torture those with lower IQs, right?

Seriously, it's also a health issue. Sick cows produce diseased, unhealthy milk.

Drink lots of it.
 
2010-01-27 04:40:42 PM
Epicedion: Hoopido: Unless you have 4 stomachs that makes that possible, you're an idiot. People are not cows, get that idea into your head and try to hang onto it.

You mean you can't eat grass?


Grass doesn't have much calcium in it. Cows can "extract" the most calcium from the grass because they digest it four times. Humans would have to eat four times the amount of grass as a cow to get same amount of calcium. Do you know how much grass cows eat?
 
2010-01-27 04:49:14 PM
hailin: Epicedion: Hoopido: Unless you have 4 stomachs that makes that possible, you're an idiot. People are not cows, get that idea into your head and try to hang onto it.

You mean you can't eat grass?

Grass doesn't have much calcium in it. Cows can "extract" the most calcium from the grass because they digest it four times. Humans would have to eat four times the amount of grass as a cow to get same amount of calcium. Do you know how much grass cows eat?


If they're factory-farmed beef, none. That's why beef is so goddamn unhealthy these days. They're corn-fed.
 
2010-01-27 04:51:26 PM
soseussme: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....

You absorb the stupid when you eat it, it would seem.

If compassion is now somehow contingent on intelligence, then the most intelligent people should be able to kill and torture those with lower IQs, right?

Seriously, it's also a health issue. Sick cows produce diseased, unhealthy milk.

Drink lots of it.




You sound butthurt.
 
2010-01-27 04:52:35 PM
Oh no, they showed a cow getting hit in the head with a wrench! I know when I get hit in the head with a big heavy wrench, it hurts a whole lot and might even cave my skull in, this is a horrible thing to do to the poor cows!

You know, except that a cow's skull is much, much thicker than a human's, and the hide a lot tougher. Ever get jolted by an electric cattle prod? A strong enough jolt to make the cow think about moving is enough to knock a human half way across the damned room. Tase me any day over a cattle prod.

The tail bobbing without painkiller I agree on, thats bad, m'kay. But the wrench thing doesn't bother me so much. I mean, watch the video, the cow just looks surprised, it doesn't look dazed, it's legs don't buckle, it doesn't even look uncomfortable. Did it hurt? Yeah, sure it did. Did it hurt any more than somebody swatting you in the head with a rolled up magazine? Probably not.
 
2010-01-27 04:52:41 PM
dopeydwarf: soseussme: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....

You absorb the stupid when you eat it, it would seem.

If compassion is now somehow contingent on intelligence, then the most intelligent people should be able to kill and torture those with lower IQs, right?

Seriously, it's also a health issue. Sick cows produce diseased, unhealthy milk.

Drink lots of it.



You sound butthurt.


You sound ignorant.
 
2010-01-27 04:53:55 PM
vylasaven: dopeydwarf: soseussme: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....

You absorb the stupid when you eat it, it would seem.

If compassion is now somehow contingent on intelligence, then the most intelligent people should be able to kill and torture those with lower IQs, right?

Seriously, it's also a health issue. Sick cows produce diseased, unhealthy milk.

Drink lots of it.



You sound butthurt.

You sound ignorant.



You sound butthurt too.
 
2010-01-27 04:56:18 PM
vylasaven: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either

I wonder, do you feel exactly the same way about retarded humans?


I'm indifferent about "mentally handicapped" individuals. I pretty much view them the same as other people's children. If they are acting out and being loud I'm going to be annoyed, but otherwise I have no issues with it.

Animals aren't people. Get it through your head your bleeding heart liberal. Apples to oranges, yadda yadda.
 
2010-01-27 04:57:57 PM
soseussme: Animals who are factory farmed in unhealthy conditions are less nourishing, less tasty, and pose health hazards.

really? veal is pretty tasty...
 
2010-01-27 04:59:49 PM
hailin: vylasaven: hailin: Anyway who has ever been around a group of cows for two minutes wouldn't give a damn how those things are treated. Cows are brainless, smelly, and immensely stupid....much like hippies but without the ability to roll a few.

/Don't care how hippies are treated either

I wonder, do you feel exactly the same way about retarded humans?

I'm indifferent about "mentally handicapped" individuals. I pretty much view them the same as other people's children. If they are acting out and being loud I'm going to be annoyed, but otherwise I have no issues with it.

Animals aren't people. Get it through your head your bleeding heart liberal. Apples to oranges, yadda yadda.


People = animals. Sorry, you're in an assload of denial if you can't see that. Guess what that means?
 
2010-01-27 05:02:13 PM
soseussme: So as long as there is human misery, it's OK to torture animals? Can you spell IQ? There will always be human misery. That's no reason that animals can't be treated properly -- and that doesn't mean you can't still eat them or whatever.

In fact, it's a health and safety issue. Animals who are factory farmed in unhealthy conditions are less nourishing, less tasty, and pose health hazards.

I hope you eat a lot of the ones that pose health hazards.


You have to appreciate the irony of a troll who questions the intelligence of others while having the most atrocious view of correct grammar. It is so terrible it is actually highly amusing.

/There's no reason I can't mock you
 
2010-01-27 05:03:31 PM
vylasaven: If they're factory-farmed beef, none. That's why beef is so goddamn unhealthy these days. They're corn-fed.

even a lot of grass fed beef is "finished" on grain in order to promote marbling.
 
2010-01-27 05:05:02 PM
hailin: soseussme: So as long as there is human misery, it's OK to torture animals? Can you spell IQ? There will always be human misery. That's no reason that animals can't be treated properly -- and that doesn't mean you can't still eat them or whatever.

In fact, it's a health and safety issue. Animals who are factory farmed in unhealthy conditions are less nourishing, less tasty, and pose health hazards.

I hope you eat a lot of the ones that pose health hazards.

You have to appreciate the irony of a troll who questions the intelligence of others while having the most atrocious view of correct grammar. It is so terrible it is actually highly amusing.

/There's no reason I can't mock you


Yay adverb overage. Also, you have an unspecified modifier there, resulting in a sentence fragment. Is the view terrible, or is the irony terrible, or is it the intelligence?

/I suspect the intelligence is the terrible thing, at least in Mr. Mocker.
 
2010-01-27 05:05:18 PM
ehlroy: soseussme: Animals who are factory farmed in unhealthy conditions are less nourishing, less tasty, and pose health hazards.

really? veal is pretty tasty...



+1. Love me some BBQ veal ribs. Sorry little guys, you just taste so farking good.
 
2010-01-27 05:05:31 PM
vylasaven: People = animals. Sorry, you're in an assload of denial if you can't see that. Guess what that means?

When a cow can put together a gun to protect itself then I will officially quit eating it. Until then, go bug somebody else. People like you are what gives vegans and vegetarians a bad name. Go have fun smelling your own farts while protecting the world from your greenhouse gas producing ass.

/Tasty beef
 
2010-01-27 05:06:22 PM
You people have deep seated emotional issues. After reading this thread, all I can come up with is that you are all farked. Retarded and farked. Meat is dinner. Life feeds on life. Get over it.

Sad world where Gorgor is the voice of sanity.
 
2010-01-27 05:06:39 PM
hailin:
Animals aren't people. Get it through your head your bleeding heart liberal. Apples to oranges, yadda yadda.


Humans are animals.

Saying "humans and animals" is like saying "apples and fruit".

(That doesn't mean that humans aren't a special kind of animal. But we're animals all the same.)
 
2010-01-27 05:06:58 PM
vylasaven: hailin: soseussme: So as long as there is human misery, it's OK to torture animals? Can you spell IQ? There will always be human misery. That's no reason that animals can't be treated properly -- and that doesn't mean you can't still eat them or whatever.

In fact, it's a health and safety issue. Animals who are factory farmed in unhealthy conditions are less nourishing, less tasty, and pose health hazards.

I hope you eat a lot of the ones that pose health hazards.

You have to appreciate the irony of a troll who questions the intelligence of others while having the most atrocious view of correct grammar. It is so terrible it is actually highly amusing.

/There's no reason I can't mock you

Yay adverb overage. Also, you have an unspecified modifier there, resulting in a sentence fragment. Is the view terrible, or is the irony terrible, or is it the intelligence?

/I suspect the intelligence is the terrible thing, at least in Mr. Mocker.


That was kind of my point. You really do fail at life, so I'm ignoring you now.
 
2010-01-27 05:07:46 PM
hailin: vylasaven: People = animals. Sorry, you're in an assload of denial if you can't see that. Guess what that means?

When a cow can put together a gun to protect itself then I will officially quit eating it. Until then, go bug somebody else. People like you are what gives vegans and vegetarians a bad name. Go have fun smelling your own farts while protecting the world from your greenhouse gas producing ass.

/Tasty beef


When a retarded kid can put together a gun to protect itself...

This argument is really stupid. Cow-stupid. Should I be allowed to eat you?
 
2010-01-27 05:10:04 PM
hailin: Soy Milk isn't very healthy for you at all. It cause thyroid problems in most people:

That said, Kaayla Daniel, PhD, author of "The Whole Soy Story: The Dark Side of America's Favorite Health Food," believes soy estrogens can wreak havoc on hormones and more. She had this to say to one person on her Web site who said they got a lift from soy milk:

"Check the ingredient list on your soy milk and you'll almost certainly find a lot of sugar. It might be named cane sugar, barley malt, rice sugar, fructose, corn syrup. Whatever, it's sugar. The most likely reason that you feel better after drinking your soy milk is that you are getting a sugar hit.

The second possibility is that the soy estrogens are stimulating your thyroid. For some people this results in a mildly hyperactive thyroid with short-term energy gain. The down side is that over the long run your thyroid may go down, sinking into hypothyroidism. That means loss of energy, cognitive decline, brain fog. In my opinion the long-term risks of soy do not justify any short-term benefit.""


Are the hormones in soy worse than the hormones (and antibiotics and other stuff) in cow milk?
 
2010-01-27 05:43:00 PM
gorgor: nukkel: You people have deep seated emotional issues. After reading this thread, all I can come up with is that you are all farked. Retarded and farked. Meat is dinner. Life feeds on life. Get over it.

Sad world where Gorgor is the voice of sanity.

LOL:)
I ate a Burger King Wednesday Whopper for lunch.
I also drank their milkshake.
*burp*


None of that really qualifies as food. I mean, technically it probably came from a cow at some point, but technically the water we drink was at one point piss.
 
2010-01-27 05:51:20 PM
Hoopido: bled99: DECMATH 2010-01-27 11:19:09 AM

doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I heartily endorse this sentiment. Let the calves have their mothers' milk.


If milk is so repellant, why do you want to use the word to describe what you can get from almonds?
As there are no almond titties, it can't be milk.

This.
I want to see what they do to the almonds to get this supposed "milk". I'm guessing a lot of inhumane crushing and pressing is involved.


You have a lot of posts that attack people who's diet is different from yours. In this post, you call them "they," though you don't define exactly who "they" are.

Why so defensive? It's like you're afraid of people that are different from you and have facts.
 
2010-01-27 05:55:52 PM
Epicedion: WrestlerManager: I love how some people don't understand that quality of life is more important than little green pieces of paper.

Little green pieces of paper provide people the incentive to actually produce food and give it to you so you don't have to. If you want to (and can) produce all your own food and goods, you can take money out of the equation. Until then, it's integral to the quality of life issue.


I didn't say you had to have ***NO*** money. But if you constantly try to get the lowest price on everything cash-wise, there's going to be another price to pay.

For example, cheap, crappy milk will be cheap and crappy.

Surely, this is not that obscure?
 
2010-01-27 06:05:35 PM
StreetlightInTheGhetto: It's not going to happen until things get better economically.

I think even when things do get better economically, it's still not going to happen. Unfortunately, there are too many people that just don't care (as is obvious by some of the posts in this thread).
 
2010-01-27 06:06:34 PM
I don't get the abuse thing; my grandparents treated their cows nice, all 22 of them. The small family farms are all gone because they don't pay. There are plenty of bigger family farms and they're incorporated to capture as many tax advantages as possible.

The "small family farm" everyone talks about is just fantasy, long gone from this country.
 
2010-01-27 06:07:12 PM
I saw some cows with docked tails while visiting my friend's dairy farm. Most of the cows did not have docked tails. When I asked about it, his father told me about the mean things certain cows did. There would be cows that would use their tails as weapons to swat people as they went around milking. These cows would get the rubber band. The well behaved cows all had nice, fly-swatting tails. The cows were well cared for and got nice, fresh pasture and fresh air every day.
 
2010-01-27 06:09:31 PM
bigmattress: Cows also intake a lot of vitamins from grass. Grass that normally wouldn't be ingested by humans. Vitamins you're not getting if you don't drink milk, eat meat or take supplements.

Name one vitamin that you can get only from milk.

Extra credit: Tell us how the lactose intolerant live without this vitamin.

/doesn't mind if you drink milk, why I eat cheese myself, but dam! Why must the cheeseheads post so much misinformation?
 
2010-01-27 06:15:00 PM
5 dollar milkshake:

FYI...animals like cows and horses hide their pain really really well as a defense mechanism so predators can't single them out as easy prey. So, I'm sure the cow "gave it a second thought" and it probably hurt a lot. Citation needed? "Animals make us Human"- a book by a woman who has dedicated her life to making slaughterhouses less terrifying for animals.
Milk is gross, it tastes terrible unless it has become delicious cheese. Drink all you want, eat all the steak you want (although you and I both know moderation is key with these items). But if you truly think that there isn't something to be said for treating animals humanely while they are forced to give their lives for us then I really can't even bother arguing with you because we will never see eye to eye.
This thread has made it very easy to spot who should be on my ignore list.


Thanks for all the condescending information, but it's pretty wrong. While it's true that cows are stoic animals, horses are far from it. And yes, I'm aware of Temple Grandin. I've met Temple Grandin. An important distinction about her work is that she does what she does to make it easier to slaughter animals, not more painless for them. If they're not scared, they cooperate better. That's her goal. She wouldn't give a hoot about tail docking, I promise you.

Of course I think there's value in treating animals humanely. In an early post I mentioned that I'm a practicing dairy veterinarian. Making sure animals are treated humanely is the most important element of my job. I butt heads with producers over welfare issues on a daily basis. If I did a tail dock with an emasculator, I would use pain control. There's no evidence that the bands are painful, which is why they're the predominant method used.
 
2010-01-27 06:27:28 PM
LuckyBlackCat: I didn't say you had to have ***NO*** money. But if you constantly try to get the lowest price on everything cash-wise, there's going to be another price to pay.

For example, cheap, crappy milk will be cheap and crappy.

Surely, this is not that obscure?


You were trying to divorce the real value of money from reality. Basically, "Money is just paper so everyone should buy quality goods."

Except that not everyone can afford to do that. Why? Because there aren't enough quality goods to go around. Why? Because quality goods require more energy to produce, which takes up more resources, which money represents. So your options are either to produce lower quality goods so that everyone can afford them and higher quality goods where they can be economically justified, or to let a whole bunch of people die. Cut and paste any general diatribe against not using hearty modified crops in Africa to buttress the food supply of starving people in bad growing conditions.

That's what really grinds my gears about vegans. I don't have a problem with their lifestyle choice -- if that's the way they want to spend their limited resources, that's fine. It's when they take a moralistic stance on food production -- "Oh jeez, meat is murder, everyone should spend $12 a pound on this wheat germ and take expensive vitamins" -- that I have a problem. People cannot afford to do this and survive.

People > other animals.
 
2010-01-27 06:28:12 PM
hailin: Get it through your head your bleeding heart liberal.

Sorry that there are people in this world that have sympathy and compassion. You obviously think that's a bad thing.

Please tell anyone who might be a "bleeding heart liberals" that when you are in pain, or in an emergency of some kind, that they should make sure not to help you.
 
2010-01-27 06:33:53 PM
RE gorgor 2010-01-27 06:02:04 PM
"What in the fark are you yammering on about?"

I think he/she is implying that you are foolish to have enjoyed that Whopper and milkshake.

You're supposed to choke down a veggie burger and soy milk and then proclaim your superiority on Fark.
 
2010-01-27 06:36:51 PM
I don't have time to drive to the dairy and pay $5 a gallon for milk. if I lived in the sticks, fine.

Bottle up the blood of Haitian babies for all I care. If it taste good, at the local supermarket and cheap, I'll drink it.
 
2010-01-27 06:37:42 PM
LuckyBlackCat: Sorry that there are people in this world that have sympathy and compassion. You obviously think that's a bad thing.

Please tell anyone who might be a "bleeding heart liberals" that when you are in pain, or in an emergency of some kind, that they should make sure not to help you.


There is compassion and then there is going overboard. The "Bleeding heart liberals" have more compassion for animals, the poor, the sick, children in Africa, and AIDS victims than they do for their own family and friends. They go on about how everything you do is wrong and yet they are so perfect their shiat doesn't stink. THEY are the ones I have a problem with.

I'm compassionate. I donate my time to my community since money is tight. I volunteer at soup kitchens, the hand out gifts to kids over Christmas, and deliver mobile dinners to the elderly on top of my full time job and responsibilities to my family. Since I'm not going to donate $5 to Haiti though or care about the treatment of my next steak suddenly I'm not compassionate or caring.fark you. I don't need your approval to be a decent human being but apparently the only way you feel decent is telling other people how to be compassionate.

I work hard in the public safety field to make sure you and your families are safe. Even if you are a complete asshole I would never wish for you not to get the help you needed when you needed it. I have more class and character than that. Have a nice day.
 
2010-01-27 06:39:25 PM
This thread needs more pictures of hot women pouring milk over themselves.

/probably already said
//too lazy to read all the comments
 
2010-01-27 06:39:41 PM
boyvoyeur: I don't have time to drive to the dairy and pay $5 a gallon for milk. if I lived in the sticks, fine.

Bottle up the blood of Haitian babies for all I care. If it taste good, at the local supermarket and cheap, I'll drink it.


THIS
 
2010-01-27 06:41:06 PM
gorgor: nukkel: You people have deep seated emotional issues. After reading this thread, all I can come up with is that you are all farked. Retarded and farked. Meat is dinner. Life feeds on life. Get over it.

Sad world where Gorgor is the voice of sanity.

LOL:)
I ate a Burger King Wednesday Whopper for lunch.
I also drank their milkshake.
*burp*


I'm on a budget so I am a four Whopper JR guy these days.
 
2010-01-27 06:41:48 PM
Let me just put this here...

www.toysoldiersunite.com
 
2010-01-27 06:44:08 PM
JonnyBGoode: Let me just put this here...

you know, looking at that, it makes me wonder why they'd use the Monsanto stuff if they have an overproduction problem
 
2010-01-27 06:45:58 PM
Epicedion: LuckyBlackCat: I didn't say you had to have ***NO*** money. But if you constantly try to get the lowest price on everything cash-wise, there's going to be another price to pay.

For example, cheap, crappy milk will be cheap and crappy.

Surely, this is not that obscure?

You were trying to divorce the real value of money from reality. Basically, "Money is just paper so everyone should buy quality goods."

Except that not everyone can afford to do that. Why? Because there aren't enough quality goods to go around. Why? Because quality goods require more energy to produce, which takes up more resources, which money represents. So your options are either to produce lower quality goods so that everyone can afford them and higher quality goods where they can be economically justified, or to let a whole bunch of people die. Cut and paste any general diatribe against not using hearty modified crops in Africa to buttress the food supply of starving people in bad growing conditions.

That's what really grinds my gears about vegans. I don't have a problem with their lifestyle choice -- if that's the way they want to spend their limited resources, that's fine. It's when they take a moralistic stance on food production -- "Oh jeez, meat is murder, everyone should spend $12 a pound on this wheat germ and take expensive vitamins" -- that I have a problem. People cannot afford to do this and survive.

People > other animals.



I'm not trying to divorce anyone.

Quit being so cheap.

No one *needs* milk. Therefore if you can't afford milk, you don't need to buy it. No one starves because they stop drinking milk.

If you're spending $12 on wheat germ, you don't know how to shop.
 
2010-01-27 06:51:34 PM
hailin: There is compassion and then there is going overboard. The "Bleeding heart liberals" have more compassion for animals, the poor, the sick, children in Africa, and AIDS victims than they do for their own family and friends.

You're stereotyping a group of people you've never met. Stereotypes don't work. I'm sure there are some people that have more compassion for AIDS victims and whatnot than their own families. Not all of them are liberals. Most of them don't have "bleeding hearts."

Whoever these "bleeding heart liberals" that you speak of are, can you walk up to them and talk to them? If so, tell them not to help you in your time of need.
 
2010-01-27 06:53:16 PM
LuckyBlackCat: I'm not trying to divorce anyone.

Quit being so cheap.

No one *needs* milk. Therefore if you can't afford milk, you don't need to buy it. No one starves because they stop drinking milk.


Apparently you've just divorced yourself from reality. Have fun with that!
 
2010-01-27 06:55:15 PM
vernonFL: I love you gorgor

That pic comes up on Fark from time to time. WTH is the story with that?
 
2010-01-27 06:58:18 PM
LuckyBlackCat: hailin: There is compassion and then there is going overboard. The "Bleeding heart liberals" have more compassion for animals, the poor, the sick, children in Africa, and AIDS victims than they do for their own family and friends.

You're stereotyping a group of people you've never met. Stereotypes don't work. I'm sure there are some people that have more compassion for AIDS victims and whatnot than their own families. Not all of them are liberals. Most of them don't have "bleeding hearts."

Whoever these "bleeding heart liberals" that you speak of are, can you walk up to them and talk to them? If so, tell them not to help you in your time of need.


That's easy. I have my doctors I trust, my family, and my circle of friends. I don't need help from anybody else so stay the fark out of my business.

/And no, I'm not donating to Haiti
 
2010-01-27 07:01:16 PM
LuckyBlackCat: hailin: There is compassion and then there is going overboard. The "Bleeding heart liberals" have more compassion for animals, the poor, the sick, children in Africa, and AIDS victims than they do for their own family and friends.

You're stereotyping a group of people you've never met. Stereotypes don't work. I'm sure there are some people that have more compassion for AIDS victims and whatnot than their own families. Not all of them are liberals. Most of them don't have "bleeding hearts."

Whoever these "bleeding heart liberals" that you speak of are, can you walk up to them and talk to them? If so, tell them not to help you in your time of need.


Besides when I said bleeding heart liberal I was talking directly to a person who was, in fact, a bleeding heart liberal. Do you always butt in to other people's conversations?
 
2010-01-27 07:06:18 PM
hailin: LuckyBlackCat: hailin: There is compassion and then there is going overboard. The "Bleeding heart liberals" have more compassion for animals, the poor, the sick, children in Africa, and AIDS victims than they do for their own family and friends.

You're stereotyping a group of people you've never met. Stereotypes don't work. I'm sure there are some people that have more compassion for AIDS victims and whatnot than their own families. Not all of them are liberals. Most of them don't have "bleeding hearts."

Whoever these "bleeding heart liberals" that you speak of are, can you walk up to them and talk to them? If so, tell them not to help you in your time of need.

Besides when I said bleeding heart liberal I was talking directly to a person who was, in fact, a bleeding heart liberal. Do you always butt in to other people's conversations?


Yep. Sure do. Whatcha gonna do about it? Huh?
 
2010-01-27 09:14:16 PM
jakomo002: Monsanto

The documentary in question was called "The Corporation", it contained a story about journalists who discovered what the chemicals were doing to the cows at the urging of their bosses and then things went all frakked up and beyond. I highly recommend everyone see The Corporation.

Google Video - Part one of three, Monsanto part starts around 33 minute mark. (new window)
 
2010-01-27 09:19:31 PM
WTF!? What happened to the Fark.com I knew and loved? Animal Cruelty results in deliciousness here. NOT hippy "those poor aminals weah arh so meeeeeeeeeean." This is BS, I'm out.
 
2010-01-27 09:48:13 PM
AVOID. EVERYTHING.
 
2010-01-27 10:07:30 PM
sigdiamond2000: I probably haven't had a drink of milk in 10 years. I eat cheese like a motherf*cker, but one day I just stopped drinking milk and eating ice cream. I don't know why.When I want cereal, I just use soy milk. It tastes better to me than regular milk ever did.

Cool story, I know.


This happened to me too. I just stopped drinking milk. I used to drink gallons of the stuff. Now, rarely, I'll have a chocolate or strawberry milk. Plain milk now skeeves me out.
 
2010-01-27 11:48:36 PM
Smarshmallow: Hur, dur.

Animal rights is for fagots!


LuckyBlackCat: there are too many people that just don't care (as is obvious by some of the posts in this thread).

Unfortunately cruelty and sociopathy never go out of style.
 
2010-01-27 11:54:39 PM
Just wanted to chime in with another vote for Almond Milk. Love that stuff.
 
2010-01-28 12:22:02 AM
hailin: When a cow can put together a gun to protect itself then I will officially quit eating it. Until then, go bug somebody else.

That is the stupidest farking argument I've seen in awhile.
 
2010-01-28 01:30:08 AM
free-range cheese'n yogurt, where are you?


/did I get the 'n correct?
 
2010-01-28 02:31:56 AM
floggingworks: DirkTheDaring: doglover: Try almond milk. I defy ANYONE to choose homoginized cow piss over the delicious white nectar of almonds.

I will do that tonight. I've seen almond milk in my local grocery, and am intrigued. I loves me some almonds.

Yes...I think I'll give it a whirl too. I haven't tried a soy milk I liked more than whole milk...and nothing beats goat milk!


hairywoogit: Actually, if I remember right, Goat milk is much closer to what we should be drinking, nutrient wise. Cow milk is meant for raising quarter ton herbivores.

Goat milk is delicious. Even the low-fat version (light blue containers from Muybridge) tastes better than whole cow's milk.

Better yet, it's not homogenized. Goat's milkfat is slightly heavier than the milk, not lighter, so the cream doesn't float to the top. Furthermore, the fat particles are quite small without needing to be homogenized, so the separation takes longer. Still, though, you should shake the container well before each use for best flavor (you burn some calories that way, too).

I hypothesize that homogenized cow's milk (regardless of fat percentage: whole, 2%, 1%, ½%, or even "skim" [still has some fat], the basic problem remains and the only difference is quantity) is a major reason why Americans have such high cardiovascular disease rates, even though some other nations have higher overall fat in their diets.

Think about it: what is homogenization? (Note that we're not talking about Pasteurization here, which is a heat treatment to kill bacteria both for disease prevention and for increasing shelf life.)

Raw cow's milk has relatively large butterfat particles, and since its fat is lighter than the rest of the milk (the "heavy cream" is actually lighter than the "light cream"!), it floats to the top, and it does so reasonably quickly (since this is FARK, the analogy here is the fizz bubbles in beer: the larger any particular bubble, the quicker it rises, while the especially tiny ones will take awhile to float to the top). This caused a layer of "heavy cream" to float to the top, followed by "light cream," followed by the milk.

In the old days, when you'd get non-homogenized milk delivered to your door by the milkman, you'd have to either skim off the cream and use it as, well, cream (e.g. for coffee, or to make your own home-made whipped cream or butter with), or stir or shake it back into the milk if you wanted the richer flavor of whole milk. The latter required substantial shaking before every use, which was considered inconvenient.

Homogenization was a convenience created to eliminate the need for this (and also allow the dairies to sell cream separately and at higher cost, since the customers no longer got it "free" with the milk). Basically, ultrasound waves are beamed into the milk, vibrating the butterfat particles and breaking them up into extremely tiny butterfat particles.

How tiny are they? They're so small that, like the really tiny beer fizz bubbles that you can barely see, they take a long time to rise to the top, but way longer than even the tiniest beer fizz bubbles, because they're way smaller than that. In fact, even with Pasteurization and refrigeration, the fat particles will take much longer than the milk has to "live" (before going sour or even clabbered), to rise to the top! So you never have to stir or shake the fat back in anymore!

So what's the downside (besides having to buy cream separately and at premium prices)? Well, if you remember your grade school biology class on how the human digestive tract works, remember that most digestion occurs in the small intestines. The small intestines are lined with tiny fingers called "villa" that stick out into the stream of partially digested nutrients. Once they're fully digested, nutrient particles are small enough to pass by osmosis through the walls of the blood capillaries lining each villa, which is how the nutrients get into the bloodstream.

Do you see the problem here? With homogenization, you drink particles of butterfat that are already nearly, or completely, small enough for osmosis even before the fat is properly digested! If this hypothesis is correct, then drinking homogenized milk is tantamount to injecting cream directly into a vein!

No other source of fat common in our diets would do this. Not even the likes of cheese or pork rinds or bacon will put undigested fat into your bloodstream!
 
2010-01-28 03:04:12 AM
Mmmm, creamy veins.
 
2010-01-28 03:53:19 AM
Well fark me for living in a country where we actually look after our food producing animals. No wonder our milk tastes better.
 
2010-01-28 04:50:57 AM
doubled99: Jesus christ THAT"S NOT MILK!
Why do you call it milk? It's nuts and water. Nut juice. What the fark does it have to do with milk?



I call my nut juice milk.
It's chock full of protein!
 
2010-01-28 04:59:43 AM
Mmm... yummy Skrull Milk.
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/kingscrossingskrull.htm (pops)

(Fantastic Four I#2 - BTS) - Four Skrulls came to Earth and framed the Fantastic Four by shape shifting into their forms and committing crimes. According to their plan, the military would destroy the Fantastic Four, leaving the Earth open for conquest. Long story short, the FF foiled the Skrull plot, and cleared their names. Mr. Fantastic then hypnotized three of the Skrulls into believing that they were cows, and he sent them off to graze in the fields of King's Crossing.

(Fantastic Four Annual#17 (fb) - BTS) - The three cow-Skrulls mixed with a local farmer's herd. The people of King's Crossing consumed the milk and were transformed by it. Those initially affected made certain that more and more people were similarly affected until the entire town had been transformed. It made their naturally insular community more so. Rather than setting off to conquer the world, their energies went along more familiar lines--they became extraordinarily efficient farmers. They built up their town into an immense farming community, where immense vats of milk were "grown." The Skrull "milk" was pumped through their irrigation systems, and used in place of water for their crops, so that the crops, too, were transformed by the milk.

Those who wandered into King's Crossing seldom wandered out. They, too, were exposed to the "milk" and transformed.

(Fantastic Four Annual#17) - Sharon Selleck's car broke down out side of King's Crossing. She scaled its chain link fence, but was discovered by a couple of locals. They brought her car into town, but kept delaying her, telling her that she needed a new part that they had to order, the mechanic taking the day off to go fishing when the part was supposed to arrive, etc. Meanwhile, all the food she ate there had been exposed to the Skrull "milk." Even though it was not true milk, her milk allergy began to make her violently ill. Sharon called her roommate, Julie Angel, but the phone cut off before she could reveal her location. Sharon then sneaked out to a pay phone and called the Fantastic Four. Unfortunately, she was only able to speak to their robot secretary, Roberta, for brief time before the mutated natives captured her.

However, the Fantastic Four did get her messages, and as Johnny new Sharon personally, they traced her call. Recognizing the significance of the name of the town she had called from, Reed suspected what had happened and devised a means to counteract it. Arriving in King's Crossing, the FF found and freed Sharon. However, as they investigated the town to confirm their suspicions, the mutated natives attacked them, stealing the canister Reed had brought with him. Retaking the canister, Reed activated it and immediately began to restore to normal the organisms in his immediate vicinity. Reed then dusted the entire town with his formula, curing everyone in it, and Johnny burned all of the infected crops.

A fortunate effect that the FF learned was that despite having been transformed into pseudo-Skrulls for several years, the restored people had not aged at all, and many of them were, in fact, much healthier. As Reed commented that they should be grateful that no one of a more militaristic nature was exposed the the Skrull "milk," a truck carrying canisters of milk could be seen pulling into Camp Merlo, a US army depot.

Comments: Indirectly conceived by Stan "The Man" Lee and Jack "King" Kirby.
The whole Skrull Milk concept was created by John Byrne.

MILK: IT DOES A BODY SKRULL

What do we call the mutated natives of King's Crossing? pseudo-Skrulls? Skrullactians? Lactoskrulls?

Ironically, this type of infection (transmitted by pure DNA) would be closer to a Prion, than a virus, which is actually along the same lines as BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) , or Mad Cow Disease! I call this affliction Pseudo-Milk Induced Skrullophilia (PMIS), which is not to be confused with PMS, although the two are not mutually exclusive.

In addition, as detailed further in the Skrull Kill Krew profile:
(Skrull Kill Krew#2 (fb) - BTS) - The remaining three former cow-Skrulls were handed over to the Alien Activities Commission, who forced them to become cows again. This time, however, they sent the Skrulls to the slaughterhouse, along with the rest of the beef. The Skrulls were slaughtered and mixed with other, real beef, meat and distributed across the country. In the form of hamburgers, the Skrull meat was consumed by an unknown number of Americans. Some of the people who ate the beef proved immune to the Skrull DNA. Some died horrible deaths. A small number, were "infected" and developed metamorphic powers, along with progressive and terminal neurologic disease.

Among those infected/empowered were the Skrull Kill Krew, who went on to try and kill every Skrull on Earth. I have called this affliction Skrullovoria Induced Skrullophobia (SIS), perhaps better known as Mad Skrull-Cow Disease (MSCD).

I'm going to ASSume that the names and appearances of those seen in the main part of the story were their actual names and appearances, as (1) they would have had no reason to use false names and/or appearances, and (2) the police chief looked exactly the same after reverting to normal. This is unconfirmed, and the sheriff was the only one clearly seen after the wrap-up.

Also of potential interest is that Jack Strzltski's garage was a subsidiary of Roxxon Oil, meaning those power mongers could have obtained a sample of the Skrull "milk."

Several people, including our own Luis, as well as Shad Z made comments to this effect:
Just read the new profile on King's Crossing, and I just felt it should be mentioned somewhere in the profile that the character of "Tiny" is visually based on Al Capp's comic strip character Li'l Abner. (John Byrne did this several times in his FF run, basing minor characters on comic strip folks.
When Reed & Sue breifly lived in the suburbs, their neighbors were Hi & Lois and the Mitchels (from Dennis the Menace)!)
 
2010-01-28 05:03:06 AM
img193.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-28 09:52:36 AM
Gridlock: Mmm... yummy Skrull Milk.
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/kingscrossingskrull.htm (pops)

(Fantastic Four I#2 - BTS) - Four Skrulls came to Earth and framed the Fantastic Four by shape shifting into their forms and committing crimes. According to their plan, the military would destroy the Fantastic Four, leaving the Earth open for conquest. Long story short, the FF foiled the Skrull plot, and cleared their names. Mr. Fantastic then hypnotized three of the Skrulls into believing that they were cows, and he sent them off to graze in the fields of King's Crossing.

(Fantastic Four Annual#17 (fb) - BTS) - The three cow-Skrulls mixed with a local farmer's herd. The people of King's Crossing consumed the milk and were transformed by it. Those initially affected made certain that more and more people were similarly affected until the entire town had been transformed. It made their naturally insular community more so. Rather than setting off to conquer the world, their energies went along more familiar lines--they became extraordinarily efficient farmers. They built up their town into an immense farming community, where immense vats of milk were "grown." The Skrull "milk" was pumped through their irrigation systems, and used in place of water for their crops, so that the crops, too, were transformed by the milk.

...

What do we call the mutated natives of King's Crossing? pseudo-Skrulls? Skrullactians? Lactoskrulls?

Ironically, this type of infection (transmitted by pure DNA) would be closer to a Prion, than a virus, which is actually along the same lines as BSE (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) , or Mad Cow Disease! I call this affliction Pseudo-Milk Induced Skrullophilia (PMIS), which is not to be confused with PMS, although the two are not mutually exclusive.

In addition, as detailed further ...



What in the name of Christ and all that is holy are you babbling about?
 
2010-01-28 11:56:20 AM
nonvideas: 5 dollar milkshake:

FYI...animals like cows and horses hide their pain really really well as a defense mechanism so predators can't single them out as easy prey. So, I'm sure the cow "gave it a second thought" and it probably hurt a lot. Citation needed? "Animals make us Human"- a book by a woman who has dedicated her life to making slaughterhouses less terrifying for animals.
Milk is gross, it tastes terrible unless it has become delicious cheese. Drink all you want, eat all the steak you want (although you and I both know moderation is key with these items). But if you truly think that there isn't something to be said for treating animals humanely while they are forced to give their lives for us then I really can't even bother arguing with you because we will never see eye to eye.
This thread has made it very easy to spot who should be on my ignore list.

Thanks for all the condescending information, but it's pretty wrong. While it's true that cows are stoic animals, horses are far from it. And yes, I'm aware of Temple Grandin. I've met Temple Grandin. An important distinction about her work is that she does what she does to make it easier to slaughter animals, not more painless for them. If they're not scared, they cooperate better. That's her goal. She wouldn't give a hoot about tail docking, I promise you.

Of course I think there's value in treating animals humanely. In an early post I mentioned that I'm a practicing dairy veterinarian. Making sure animals are treated humanely is the most important element of my job. I butt heads with producers over welfare issues on a daily basis. If I did a tail dock with an emasculator, I would use pain control. There's no evidence that the bands are painful, which is why they're the predominant method used.


Way late..but I didn't mean to be condescending. Literally the only thing I was disagreeing with you on is that cows probably don't mind having a band wrapped around their tail waiting for it to fall off- evidence or not, I'm sure it doesn't feel great. You said if you were doing so you'd use pain control- fine. And also, I never said that Ms. Grandin tried to make slaughter painless- I said less terrifying...which is turn keeps the animals calm and helps them go through the slaughtering process without freaking out causing more trauma in the process. Agreed?
And the attitude about not wanting to treat animals humanely wasn't directed at you and I should have made that clear. It was directed at the "I don't care, cows are stupid and aren't people so it doesn't matter how they are treated" crowd.
 
2010-01-28 01:20:27 PM
5 dollar milkshake: Literally the only thing I was disagreeing with you on is that cows probably don't mind having a band wrapped around their tail waiting for it to fall off- evidence or not, I'm sure it doesn't feel great. You said if you were doing so you'd use pain control- fine.

he said he'd use pain control if he used an emasculator, not a band. bands are at most a temporary mild discomfort to cows. the biggest concern is susceptibility to fly predation after docking.
 
2010-01-28 01:31:32 PM
LuckyBlackCat:

No one *needs* milk. Therefore if you can't afford milk, you don't need to buy it. No one starves because they stop drinking milk.

Wrong, dumbass!

Of course you spout off without reading every post - like mine.

WITHOUT. MILK. I. WOULD. HAVE. DIED.

So STFU and GBTW and get the hell out of my face. Go drink dog piss for all I care, I'll keep drinking milk.
 
2010-01-28 06:55:57 PM
Factory farms are perfect models for producing milk at low cost... if they can figure out a cheap way to transfer cows from their stalls to pasture in a cheap way and they don't smack them around. Stressed cows produce stress hormones that leech into their drink and spoil the overall quality and cause it to spoil much quicker. Small farms can treat their cows more respectfully since they don't have to spend nearly as much on food and care on the cows that factory farms do. Trade off is all that can be expected here. It's actually not that big of a surprise when you think about it.
 
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