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(CNN)   Russia to start helping anti-Taliban group along with U.S.   ( divider line
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2213 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2001 at 3:26 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-24 03:27:48 PM  
2001-09-24 03:39:25 PM  
Hehehe... sucker.
2001-09-24 03:40:08 PM  
2001-09-24 03:40:39 PM  
I should clarify. You said first post. Sucker.
2001-09-24 03:40:51 PM  
2001-09-24 03:44:33 PM  
Yes, the Russians should definitely send boobies.
2001-09-24 03:45:15 PM  
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Colonel Sander-san...
2001-09-24 03:48:21 PM  
The russians have a lot to gain from doing this... mostly pride.
2001-09-24 03:48:52 PM  
whitedragon.... your kernel sanders (?) looks like he's holding a paddle of some sort.... which reminds me that i haven't been spanked in a very long time :( *sigh*
2001-09-24 03:49:51 PM  
Isn't this how the Taliban got started in the first place?
2001-09-24 03:53:38 PM  
russian women are hot.
2001-09-24 03:54:33 PM  
If I wanted to say Boobies, I would have.

boobies! are more fun. Quit with the ego-boost shiat.

You were the sucker here. ;)
2001-09-24 03:56:51 PM  
Ciphero Please be nice. I need love.
2001-09-24 04:00:37 PM  
WhiteDragon: No prob, ma brutha. Peace.
2001-09-24 04:01:15 PM feel the love...
2001-09-24 04:03:24 PM  
Ciphero, you called?
2001-09-24 04:03:47 PM  
group hug
2001-09-24 04:08:01 PM  
He added that the conflict in Chechnya could not be viewed outside the context of the combat against terrorism.

2001-09-24 04:08:14 PM  
Taleban out of my Uterus!
2001-09-24 04:14:26 PM  
Slippy Yikes is right... this could get sticky...
2001-09-24 04:16:20 PM  
Holy Shiat!

(.)(.)'s number is 9438. Damn, Drew's getting close to 10k.
2001-09-24 04:19:59 PM  
too damn bad it's too late to drop Mir on his ass
2001-09-24 04:22:10 PM  
(.) (.) Got to give the new kid credit for that screen name!
2001-09-24 04:22:54 PM  
Taliban tally me banana...
2001-09-24 04:26:38 PM the feel...
2001-09-24 04:28:04 PM  
I say airdrop X-10 cameras all over Afganistan. Then we could watch for him on the internet! I think this would work.
2001-09-24 04:29:45 PM  
Cock! Penis! Johnson!

I'll bet a lot of Russians are scared of the idea of heading back into Afghanistan a second time. They got roughed up pretty nastily last time they went in there after all.
2001-09-24 04:31:43 PM  
Max Load: Good idea!

My father may have had the best idea yet: use our 52's to pave over the whole country.
2001-09-24 04:32:34 PM  
Wait a minute, I thought the internet was strictly forbidden by the Taleban. So how did Bin Laden communicate with his people. I think we should tell the Taleban that Laden was surfing the internet. They would probably cut off one of his eyes or something.
2001-09-24 04:57:39 PM  
How do you cut off an eye?
2001-09-24 05:04:49 PM  
How about poking his eye out with a pointed stick?
2001-09-24 05:05:43 PM  
Russia is going to export outdated and ineffecient centralized ideologies to Afghanistan. That and vodka!
2001-09-24 05:05:59 PM  
Jodibug: Have you been naughty? I'll give you a spanking (with that exact paddle the good Col. is holding...)
2001-09-24 05:12:20 PM  
"How do you cut off an eye"

With your knee on the throat and blade held ready in your teeth, immobilize your victim's head by holding onto the hair with your left hand. Quickly reach down INTO the eye socket with the thumb and first two fingers of the right hand and pull upward. Hold tautly. You can now safely use your left hand to grab your knife from your teeth(the victim will most likely remain still from the shock of his eyeball being about 4 inches abouve his head) in a quick motion bring the knife down and sever the optic nerves and connecting tissues.
Extra points for turning the eyeball so it can watch the knife coming, double bonus for popping it into your mouth afterwards.
2001-09-24 05:16:13 PM  
Mtrxhzu, LMAO!!!
That is gruesome, butn it certainly sounds do-able....
2001-09-24 05:18:15 PM  
Yeah Like that!
I say we keep on threatening them and send more and more Ships and planes until a civil war starts in Pakistan and spills over into Afganistan. Let them fight each other.
Surround the borders and don't let them leave. Or I could go over with and dazzle them with a lighter. They will surely think I am a god that can make fire and give up to me.
2001-09-24 05:21:44 PM  
Thank you.
2001-09-24 05:36:22 PM  
Mrtrxhzu. How many bonus points if you pee in the hole when your done?
2001-09-24 05:58:24 PM  
Damn. Did anybody else get turned on reading Mrtrxhzu's post?
2001-09-24 06:05:54 PM  
Cheshire_cat_sf: Good idea. Russia would poison the Afghans with their undying gift of poverty! Of course, the Russians still rule. I mean, come on! They started the space race, and did pretty good. If only they weren't perpetually poor.

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2001-09-24 06:43:49 PM  
DrDave, if you can manage to pee in someone's eye socket while holding them down with one knee, I want to marry you. might be negative points.
2001-09-24 07:42:38 PM  
Plan! Send the russians in to put pictures of thier mail-order brides all over the caves....I am firmly convinced the only reason these folks agree to the Taliban and getting strapped to trees and such is because they have been kept in those special schools and have never never seen boobies. (Otherwise why would they want to keep thier women ugly and covered? No lipstick, no hair supplies?) Then, when they sneak in over the border to collect thier bride, bam! we get them. If they do not fall for this they are not in fact human, but cave-dwelling Tali-bots.
2001-09-24 07:58:13 PM  
I'm not really saying much here, but GODDAMN, this is exactly what we did against the Ruskies in the eighties, and we funded bin Laden. Does this not raise a doubt in anyone else's mind?
2001-09-24 08:11:03 PM  
All I can say is that the movie "enemy at the gates" sux arse and if any of you are thinking of seeing it do yourselves a favour and dont go.
2001-09-24 08:52:02 PM  
12345678: perhaps you need a new pass?
2001-09-24 09:18:47 PM  
I'll have to agree with Mr Happy on this one, Enemy at the Gates really did suck arse.

And, make up or no, Russian chicks are still gorgeous.
2001-09-24 09:18:58 PM  
And I was like posting under someone elses name and I said "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
2001-09-24 09:43:37 PM  
Mr Happy: You don't have to worry about people going to see "Enemy at the Gates"; it's not in theaters. But still, it's a good movie.

Maybe you don't like it because it has no mention of American triumphs!
2001-09-24 10:16:32 PM  
I LUUUUUV Enemy at the gates.
Jude Law is SUCH a HOTTIE!!
2001-09-24 10:19:57 PM  
Send in the secret agents.

Current Picture of Operative
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Agents Code Name
Mohammed Improv

Agents Real Name
Colin Mochrie

Date of Birth
November 30, 1957

Place of Birth
Kilmarnock, Scotland

Synopsis of Current Assignment :

This agent is currently on assignment in Afghanistan. He has adopted local costume in order to infiltrate the local terrorist cells in an effort to gather intelligence for the upcoming NATO assault on
the Taliban government.
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