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(New Scientist)   Irish coffee injections prevent brain damage in stroke victims. Study could expand to include beer funnels   ( ) divider line 24
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2003-04-11 07:17:16 PM  
2003-04-11 09:29:54 PM  
It's funny how the simplest solutions lay undiscovered and then, one day, eureka. How many complex formulas for drugs have been created in the interest of stroke victims? And if this turns out to be something, it was in the kitchen all along.

Not that it will do me any good. I'm an alcoholic. I can't make the conscious decision to consume alcohol. I might die if I do. But I can drink the coffee. Lordy lordy, can I drink the coffee.....
2003-04-11 09:36:11 PM  

now, if they could find a way to add tobacco into that mixture, then I'd be set.
2003-04-11 09:36:55 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

BRIAN: Yeah, and remember you had an Irish coffee that time we went to see Philidelphia?

FLASHBACK TO: A THEATER full of sobbing people.

PETER (clapping his hands): I got it, that's the guy from Big.

A beat.

PETER (cont.): Tom Hanks! Oh, funny guy, Tom Hanks! Everything he says is a stitch!

TOM HANKS (on the movie screen): I have AIDS.

2003-04-11 09:37:27 PM  
I got your Irish injection right here.
2003-04-11 09:37:55 PM  
Great, they nail both my vices. Drinking coffee now. Haven't had a beer in weeks, but damn if this ain't a good excuse.
2003-04-11 09:39:23 PM  
That phrase 'donkey' is totally tits. To the max!

Are you gellin'?
2003-04-11 09:40:01 PM  
"so we started fooling around with combinations of it with other things."

/pure science at its best.
2003-04-11 09:41:15 PM  
2003-04-11 09:44:47 PM  
Irish coffee injections prevent brain damage in stroke victims. Study could expand to include beer funnels.

More importantly, hot beef injections cure boredom.
2003-04-11 09:47:02 PM  

My heritage is German, wienerschnitzel cures boredom as well.
2003-04-11 09:58:09 PM  
Wow.. something good can finally be associated with Irish.
2003-04-11 10:05:37 PM  
Never heard a better excuse for drinking a Guiness.
2003-04-11 10:07:32 PM  
"However, they ruefully note that having a cup of Irish coffee every day to prevent stroke damage will not work."

yeah it will take a lot more than 1
and i'm up for the task

2003-04-11 10:18:10 PM  
SuperCool they will land were they are scheduled to and call a doctor to declare the body dead. That would be my suggestion.
2003-04-11 10:44:00 PM  
My girlfriend gave me a stroke after about 4 irish coffees.....
2003-04-11 10:51:16 PM  
I cant wait untill someone figures out that IV drips of Starbucks Hot Chocolate with extra cream and caramel cures brain damage.

2003-04-11 10:55:04 PM  
We should credit Drew Carey for this idea. Buzz Beer anyone?
2003-04-11 10:55:51 PM  

Nice Form on the obligatory Family Guy references.

"I am an automaton nuclear neo-human android from the planet England....."

The downfall Ancient Ireland:
(moving sidewalks etc)

Scientist #1 - "ar McRiley 'tis a good-day, as we have discovered 'ow to turn th'entire population inta Puure Energy

Scientist #2: Guys Guys... McLoed has invented a new Beverage in his basement.. it's called...WHISKEY....
2003-04-11 11:15:45 PM  
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2003-04-12 12:06:31 AM  
I just have one question.

can I get these injections with out having a stroke?
2003-04-12 01:07:49 AM  
It seems to me the demographic most at risk for strokes would be senior citizens.

The article also states that simply "a cup" of Irish coffee won't do the trick.

Which means this will probably lead to a vast army of hyper, drunk old people. Lock up your Geritol supplies and for the love of Matlock, DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYES!!
2003-04-12 01:19:38 AM  
The experimental drug, called caffeinol, has the potency of two cups of strong coffee and a small shot of alcohol.

They were injecting this into a mouse? Holy fark. i'm surprised the little thing didn't just go crazy and kill itself.
2003-04-12 10:35:53 PM  
You'd be surprised, Mabman....folks with high blood pressure are at risk for stroke, and even something as seemingly benign as a bruise can cause on. (For example, a co-worker of mine bumped into a coffee table, ended up with a huge, ugly bruise on his shin. Died in his sleep of a stroke a few days later - blood clot from the bruise broke loose and travelled to his brain.)

Personally, I've had two small strokes, and I just recently turned 40. I've got anti-phospholipid antibody syndrome, which causes blood clots. But, on the bright side, Irish Coffee is one of my favorite tipples! I'm sure they feel just as good intravenously....
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