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(ABC)   "My career was in the toilet, as usual, so she begged her daughter to do something with me. They followed me around for a year and a half hoping I would die"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 26
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2010-01-26 12:12:36 PM
Courtney Love?
 
2010-01-26 12:13:23 PM
Amy Winehouse?
 
2010-01-26 12:23:34 PM
That was really hard to read.
 
2010-01-26 12:25:16 PM
The film captures the many emotions of Joan Rivers.

Joan happy:
www.huffingtonpost.com

Joan angry:
www.huffingtonpost.com

Sad:
www.huffingtonpost.com
 
2010-01-26 12:33:24 PM
she's actually a very sharp comedienne
 
2010-01-26 01:13:27 PM
That face....that face....oh lord have mercy, that farkin face....
 
2010-01-26 01:14:20 PM
=D

Say what you want about her face, but I LOVE Joan Rivers. She is amazing.
 
2010-01-26 01:14:38 PM
She's calling Conan "not funny"?

Hey, Joan, have you seen your act? It's not even as funny as the third reel of Schindler's List. Which, by the way, would have been vastly improved by your real corpse on the piles of dead.

Furthermore, your face looks like what a Punch doll of "Punch and Judy" fame would look like if its face was freeze-dried onto an alien's skull. And not in a good way.
 
2010-01-26 01:15:46 PM
sugarmagnolia94: =D

Say what you want about her face, but I LOVE Joan Rivers. She is amazing.


Yeah, but not in the way you mean.

Think in terms of hypocrisy and hatefulness and you're making real progress.
 
2010-01-26 01:19:30 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: She's calling Conan "not funny"?

Hey, Joan, have you seen your act? It's not even as funny as the third reel of Schindler's List. Which, by the way, would have been vastly improved by your real corpse on the piles of dead.

Furthermore, your face looks like what a Punch doll of "Punch and Judy" fame would look like if its face was freeze-dried onto an alien's skull. And not in a good way.


Can you tell us what you really think?
 
2010-01-26 01:24:16 PM
KingKauff: Marla Singer's Laundry: She's calling Conan "not funny"?

Hey, Joan, have you seen your act? It's not even as funny as the third reel of Schindler's List. Which, by the way, would have been vastly improved by your real corpse on the piles of dead.

Furthermore, your face looks like what a Punch doll of "Punch and Judy" fame would look like if its face was freeze-dried onto an alien's skull. And not in a good way.

Can you tell us what you really think?


Sorry, she's made a living making fun of people, poorly. I have no idea why she has the following she does.

The Onion had a teaser about her that sums it up:

"Brittle Jewess Does Not Like What George Clooney Is Wearing"

Brunette From Texas Does Not Care
 
2010-01-26 01:28:34 PM
She cracks me up.
 
2010-01-26 01:38:25 PM
Adolf's photo(s) remind me of Madame.

I liked Joan best when she was friends with Boy George. Ever since her husband's death and the feud with Johnny Carson, she's been unbearable. The link was nice, but I'm not changing my mind.
 
2010-01-26 01:41:06 PM
I watched her on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and thought she was CGI'ed.
 
2010-01-26 01:42:49 PM
Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes: I watched her on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and thought she was CGI'ed.

Everyone knows they used Joan Rivers to film the motion capture for the pterodactyls in Avatar.
 
2010-01-26 01:43:11 PM
I knew when I read the Conan crack there would be some butthurt farkers in here.

Shes right. in the watered down Tonight Show formula he isnt that funny. He was better on the late show.

and then to turn around and insult Leno while congratulating him was nice. I liked the "putting me to sleep at 11:30 is fine. I didnt like it when he was putting me to sleep in primetime" bit.

I like Joan because she is completely self aware. She cracks on her own plastic appearance and such. Conan has some of that too. Lacking that is one of the reasons Leno has come off as such a douche in this whole thing.
 
2010-01-26 01:43:54 PM
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2010-01-26 01:48:01 PM
Digitalstrange: I like Joan because she is completely self aware.

If this were true, the blowback would have made that inverted vase she calls a "skull" implode.
 
2010-01-26 01:53:35 PM
Joan is cool. After her husband committed suicide, she had to start a career to raise her family on her own.

/ she spoke in one of my classes in high school, 30+ years ago.
 
2010-01-26 01:59:03 PM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2010-01-26 02:26:48 PM
I want to jump in here and just say that America Ferrera is as cute as it gets.
 
2010-01-26 02:32:21 PM
In what parallel universe does Joan Rivers have a "aristocratic" accent?

'Cause she sounds like a New York Jew in this one.
 
2010-01-26 03:21:26 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: Digitalstrange: I like Joan because she is completely self aware.

If this were true, the blowback would have made that inverted vase she calls a "skull" implode.


If I weren't already married, I would propose to you as quickly as I could. Keep 'em coming!

/I've re-read that post numerous times and it still makes me chuckle
 
2010-01-26 04:26:54 PM
sidenote: I find America Ferrera absolutely gorgeous. The things I want to do to that woman...
 
2010-01-26 05:44:02 PM
"They followed me around for a year and a half hoping I would die"

What do you mean "half"?
 
2010-01-26 09:01:50 PM
MysticSavage: "They followed me around for a year and a half hoping I would die"

What do you mean "half"?


6 months, I think.
 
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