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(The Smoking Gun)   The Smoking Gun dishes the dirt on the cop who fixed stripper's traffic record in return for lap dances   ( divider line
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94 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Apr 2003 at 1:57 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-11 01:59:44 PM  
there's many a strip between lap and hip
2003-04-11 02:01:21 PM  
Totally useless post. Still no stripper picture anywhere. Feh.
2003-04-11 02:01:44 PM  
Just the barter system at its best.

I would like the Smoking Gun to move on and discover the emails that transpired between Drew and Cubedoor and led to him/admins pulling the photoshop contest.
2003-04-11 02:01:59 PM  
why? is that like illegal? sounds like an fair trade to me...
2003-04-11 02:02:14 PM  
So what. I would do that in a heartbeat.
2003-04-11 02:02:21 PM  
[image from too old to be available] and [image from too old to be available]

rogue cop and puddy - separated at birth?
2003-04-11 02:02:45 PM  
Looks like Brad Garrett to me.
2003-04-11 02:03:06 PM now are we going to have to move the whole damned thread? It was just starting to get amusing below.
2003-04-11 02:04:03 PM  
Damn you TSG...get some pics.
2003-04-11 02:04:27 PM  
2003-04-11 02:04:56 PM  
what a fabulous loser
2003-04-11 02:09:08 PM  
1. How many people whose jobs involve non-office settings would get in trouble if the boss attatched a tracker to your car?

2. The Miami PD hasn't released the stripper's name, so go look at random pr0n and imagine yourself to happiness.
2003-04-11 02:09:30 PM  
Did she feel the long arm of the law?

/I suck.
2003-04-11 02:09:34 PM  
What a waste of our detectives time... instead of spending time finding murderers and other guys.. they spend their time tracking a guy who filed some official motions on a stripper's behalf. He "forged" her signature certainly with her approval.. at least considering she continued to give him nude dances after. Too bad they didn't get some video too.
2003-04-11 02:10:23 PM  
In reference to cubedoor, I bet the Farking of the site had something to do with it.

also, no photos from TSG and completly off topic, but have you guys noticed the SbB pic with the chick's unmentionables in full view?

2003-04-11 02:11:06 PM  
He got free lap dances for ticket fixing??
He's a moron, if I'm putting my career on the line by fixing tickets I want a lot more than a lap dance.
2003-04-11 02:14:07 PM  
you see a whole 5 pixils of blue underware....not exactly adult content IMO.
2003-04-11 02:14:34 PM  
Nice blue panties.:)
2003-04-11 02:14:47 PM  
Forgot to mention...good eye if you cought that in the banner thing.....
2003-04-11 02:15:31 PM  
Huh, a local cop was caught getting a bj from some fag in the park in exchange for fixing parking tickets. He was a patrolman, now he is a lieutenant. His wife didn't even leave him. Better union I guess.
2003-04-11 02:16:36 PM  
Good point.

But you know what I consider adult content?

Learning how to spell underwear.
2003-04-11 02:21:53 PM  
That's beautiful (I mean it!). Now, I want to be a cop...
2003-04-11 02:26:56 PM  
Is he Republican?
2003-04-11 02:32:58 PM  
"and offered to "fix" a dancer's tainted traffic record in exchange for a sexy striptease..."

Sounds a whole traffic record fixed just for one lousy striptease ? That has to be the most lopsided trade since the Celtics' Red Auerbach got Robert Parish for two lousy draft picks to Golden State (No. 1, who was Joe Barry Carroll, and No. 13, who was Rickey Brown). I would have gone for the sex in the champagne room, at least.

2003-04-11 02:35:32 PM  

most cameras have redeye reduction,

now they have to shoot it again
2003-04-11 02:36:56 PM  
Defendant was being paid $33.32 an hour?.....times 2080 = ~70k per year....sign me up for Miami wonder Crockett could afford that Ferrari
2003-04-11 02:59:23 PM  
Ok, someone needs to come up with the stripper's arrest photos. There's just GOTTA be some out there.
2003-04-11 03:13:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-11 03:36:17 PM  
Deafmute - 70k per year will not come close to getting you a ferrari. In Miami it will maybe get you a used Honda.
2003-04-11 03:41:05 PM  
In Miami it will maybe get you a used Honda.

I live in Miami and make over $70K a year.

I drive a 1997 Corolla.

Shoot me now, please?
2003-04-11 03:52:36 PM  
Um, I barely make $5000 a year (lazy butt).. and I have a 2003 Corolla. I'm proud of my little asian ride. Fark the Ferrari. Ahem.
2003-04-11 05:21:35 PM  
damn that is some nice cop pay...shiat I really need to move down to Miami
2003-04-11 09:21:29 PM  

true that. lots more.
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