So what's his beef?

"In other news, rehearsals are underway for the Little Rock Community Players production of 'Lieutenant of Inishmore.'"

/might actually be obscure on Fark.
/probably won't be.

Rodent of unusual size: I am utterlyudderly disgusted by these findings.
Mooo to subby.

FTFY

You farkers are milking this for all its worth.

I herd the perpetrators were wearing jerseys, and ran pasture local moosic store.

I hope they get caught and get farked in the angus in jail.

/got nothin left...

Round up the usual suspects

It begins...

for good or for awesome: Who would have thought that Farkers think killing cows is such a sick thing?

Dude, they're shooting STEAK cows! If they're not killed according to FDA rules they can't be sold in stores. This asshole could deprive good US Citizens of steak and that CANNOT BE ALLOWED!


Also I have no patience for poachers, especially retarded poachers who don't follow the basic gun rule of KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SHOOTING AT.

Maybe they were shooting at the Cane Toads and accidently hit the Cows.

Nattering Nabob: Maybe they were shooting at the Cane Toads and accidently hit the Cows.

I wish we had cane toads here in Little Rock, I'd have one as a pet!

This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.

I remember my dad trying to kill a sheep with a 22 pistol. He was trying to shoot it in the temple but the sheep moved at the last minute and got shot in the forehead. Bullet bounced off and holed my dad's pants, barely missing the leg.

Sandor at the Zoo: MooseBayou: deadsanta: Cyclometh: wraithmare: Oh George, not the livestock.

/Damn, we're in a tight spot.

Say, any o' you boys... smithies?


Nope, but I am a Dapper Dan man.

FOP.

I don't want Fop, goddammit!

We can order it.. but it won't be in for about a week.

"Five cows shot between the eyes in last 6 weeks"

Uh, I think that it may happen again, before the 6th week is over?

Nahhh...can't be...



/hotttttt

So, that's better than someone farking the cows... right?

So, someone is going into the fields with a .22 pistol and nailing cows between the eyes?

People are silly/great aimers.

Grew up in the woods in far northern California with cattle rancher neighbors whose flocks often strayed. One day my father and I were doing something or other by the creek when a bothersome cow popped up on the other side. Dad picked up the twenty-two and shot one from the hip NEAR the cow. Damned thing dropped like a rock. The "OH fark!" look we exchanged was priceless. A few minutes later, after we had decided to butcher the farker, it stood, shook its head, and trotted away.

/cool story bro
//neighbor would have understood

Dolfin: So, that's better than someone farking the cows... right?

Not if you have the right height stool.