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2010-01-24 08:20:31 PM
Nice. Subby went the long way for that one.
 
2010-01-24 08:37:53 PM
Why was the buck wearing pajamas?
 
2010-01-24 08:46:36 PM
MONSTERTRUCK: Why was the buck wearing pajamas?

They were his pajamas, of course.
 
2010-01-24 11:20:01 PM
good job, subby.

"how it got there, I'll never know..."
 
2010-01-24 11:32:26 PM
Doe!
 
2010-01-24 11:32:33 PM
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
 
2010-01-24 11:34:37 PM
FTFSidebar,

imgsrv.wbbm780.com

Alyssa Bustamante, 15, shown here in a MySpace photo, allegedly killed her next-door neighbor, 9-year-old Elizabeth Olten, in Cole County, Mo. (Photo: MySpace)


Cracky-chan, NOOOOOO!
 
2010-01-24 11:35:22 PM
Biggest game I ever shot was two bucks.
 
2010-01-24 11:35:51 PM
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
2010-01-24 11:37:11 PM
The buck stops here.
 
2010-01-24 11:37:12 PM
"This thread is closed to new comments"

In Eels album thread? The fark?
 
2010-01-24 11:37:51 PM
I thought he was just glad to see me.
 
2010-01-24 11:38:50 PM
product.images.fansedge.com
 
2010-01-24 11:39:14 PM
well played subby. well played.
 
2010-01-24 11:41:04 PM
gryphonscry.files.wordpress.com

Get your own jokes, kid.
 
2010-01-24 11:42:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2010-01-24 11:43:14 PM
Man who was woken up by 10-point-buck in his pajamas also doesn't care to belong to any club that will have him as a member

Damn, I only have a 6 point buck in my pajamas...and that's stretching it!!!
 
2010-01-24 11:49:49 PM
and inside of a fark thread it's too dark to read
 
2010-01-24 11:50:53 PM
Bathia_Mapes: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.


And you are the stoopidest person on tha internet. Tha internit I say! Move back to Abalama you stupid mornon!!!
 
2010-01-24 11:51:37 PM
I like a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while...
 
2010-01-24 11:52:04 PM
Why a buck? Why not a buck?
 
2010-01-24 11:53:52 PM
FTFA: "Belleville resident Mark Page and his wife were sleeping Saturday when the sound of breaking glass and - was that hooves? - woke them up."

Well? Was it hooves? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2010-01-24 11:54:11 PM
i928.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-24 11:54:37 PM
OnmyojiOmn: FTFSidebar,



Alyssa Bustamante, 15, shown here in a MySpace photo, allegedly killed her next-door neighbor, 9-year-old Elizabeth Olten, in Cole County, Mo. (Photo: MySpace)

Cracky-chan, NOOOOOO!


That's a little disturbing, ya know? Temporary threadjack... all of the crap you have to worry about your kid getting into that will prevent them from becoming an effective adult, and no one asks the question, "Is the kid next door going to come over and kill my child for the experience?" because who the hell would?

Then again, she's covered in cut scars and Starchild makeup, waving a profile page with kill kill kill all over it. I guess someone should have been at least curious.
 
2010-01-24 11:55:49 PM
fruit flies like a banana
 
2010-01-25 12:00:25 AM
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
 
2010-01-25 12:01:20 AM
Will someone explain what is the joke in the headline? I am kind of not hip to pop culture. Also I am pissed off to all hell that I finally got my wireless network back up for the third time today. Thank you in advance for your prompt cooperation in this matter. Just give me a link to what it is on about and I will be happy.

Also, is Belleville downstate?
 
2010-01-25 12:01:28 AM
MONSTERTRUCK: Why was the buck wearing pajamas?

Came here to say this. Thanks for taking care of the obvious question.
 
2010-01-25 12:01:39 AM
That's not my dog.
 
2010-01-25 12:02:43 AM
I can't imagine the horror of waking up and finding that there's a big buck in your pajamas...
 
2010-01-25 12:09:38 AM
Panty Sniffer

The headline combines two of Groucho Marx's most famous jokes:

"The other morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know."

and

"I wouldn't care to belong to any club that would have me as a member."

/I've never been so insulted in my life!
//Stick around, it's early yet
 
2010-01-25 12:11:47 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
Might as well get the viaduct out of the way.
 
2010-01-25 12:11:51 AM
Palmer Eldritch: Panty Sniffer

The headline combines two of Groucho Marx's most famous jokes:

"The other morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know."

and

"I wouldn't care to belong to any club that would have me as a member."

/I've never been so insulted in my life!
//Stick around, it's early yet


Thanks. If I wasn't in such a pissed off mood I would have gotten that.
 
2010-01-25 12:16:15 AM
misplaced modifier.

/rtfo
 
2010-01-25 12:16:52 AM
rtfa
/rtfa, apologies
 
2010-01-25 12:18:33 AM
penis: misplaced modifier.

/rtfo


You sound fun at parties.
 
2010-01-25 12:30:04 AM
A deer wearing pajamas?! lols!
 
2010-01-25 12:33:45 AM
cretinbob: Nice. Subby went the long way for that one.

And left the rest of us with nothing to say! Pussy.
 
2010-01-25 12:38:31 AM
There's a Gary Larson cartoon in here somewhere...
 
2010-01-25 12:44:39 AM
Bathia_Mapes 2010-01-24 11:32:33 PM One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks. You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
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+2 for the extended marx brothers reference. Losve the Alabama line :)

/"Yes, I have a falsetto voice" "That's-a funny, my last student has a false-set-a teeth". Gets me everytime!
 
2010-01-25 12:48:16 AM
Bathia_Mapes: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.


I just happened to have watched "Animal Crackers" this morning, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply.

/Duck Soup is still the best one
 
2010-01-25 12:52:16 AM
chickyraptor: Might as well get the viaduct out of the way.

Vy not a chicken?
 
2010-01-25 12:52:22 AM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-25 12:52:47 AM
jimpoz

Indeed it is. Duck Soup is my favorite Marx Brothers movie.
 
2010-01-25 01:09:38 AM
If that were in Belleville, WV that deer would have been shot where it stood, and then proudly mounted on the wall.

/also, the dude in the article is a total chickenshiat
//I would have jumped on the deers back and road it around the neighborhood before wrestling it to the ground and putting it in a choke hold 'til it passed out.
 
2010-01-25 01:11:12 AM
Stonerbloopers: If that were in Belleville, WV that deer would have been shot where it stood, and then proudly mounted on the wall.

WV people are disturbed.
 
2010-01-25 01:14:37 AM
Stonerbloopers: If that were in Belleville, WV that deer would have been shot where it stood, and then proudly mounted on the wall.

/also, the dude in the article is a total chickenshiat
//I would have jumped on the deers back and road it around the neighborhood before wrestling it to the ground and putting it in a choke hold 'til it passed out.


So what you're saying is: We would've read a completely different story about how some drunk cocky guy ends up killed by a deer, right?

/would pay good money to see a man try to choke hold a deer.
 
2010-01-25 01:17:20 AM
You can leave in a taxi. If you can't leave in a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
 
2010-01-25 01:17:43 AM
I'll go to hell for this but check out the top right story.

/Yes, you would.
 
2010-01-25 01:29:37 AM
chickyraptor: Might as well get the viaduct out of the way.

I thought that was over by the levees?

/oh, the Jewish neighborhood!
 
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