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(NJ.com)   Shockingly, prison officials don't like it when you fake-electrocute inmates using a scanning chair and cream soup   (nj.com ) divider line
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2010-01-24 07:29:59 PM  
Oh c'mon. That's a funny prank.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-01-24 07:34:06 PM  
That could be funnier than the colander+photocopier lie detector.
 
2010-01-24 08:11:46 PM  
... hilarity in soup?
 
2010-01-24 08:33:46 PM  
gorgor?
 
2010-01-24 08:34:00 PM  
WTF is cream soup?

And where can I get some?
 
2010-01-24 08:35:44 PM  
Scientology?
 
2010-01-24 08:37:43 PM  
"Respect for internal affairs and prisoners' rights to address grievances is essential to the integrity of prisons and other such institutions," she said. "The only way to create a silver lining to this tragic and appalling incident is to use it as a springboard for establishing grievance and oversight systems and training programs to ensure that nothing like it ever happens again."

Wow. Deborah Jacobs is such a douchette.

/prisoners rights
//silver lining
///wtf
 
2010-01-24 08:38:00 PM  
Well the officials explained everything. It seems to me the matter is settled.
 
2010-01-24 08:39:06 PM  
I personally don't care if a sex offender gets upset. They should put him the real chair.
 
2010-01-24 08:40:07 PM  
I think gorgor has a pic of whip cream coming out of a different orafice than the mouth.
 
2010-01-24 08:41:22 PM  
costumenetwork.com

Not doing it wrong, am I?
 
2010-01-24 08:45:24 PM  

mantrum: "Respect for internal affairs and prisoners' rights to address grievances is essential to the integrity of prisons and other such institutions," she said. "The only way to create a silver lining to this tragic and appalling incident is to use it as a springboard for establishing grievance and oversight systems and training programs to ensure that nothing like it ever happens again."

Wow. Deborah Jacobs is such a douchette.

/prisoners rights
//silver lining
///wtf



In the United States we have rules and laws. We can't treat prisoners inhumanely. We can't use cruel and unusual punishment. The man is doing his time in jail already. He is mentally unwell. You think it's alright to abuse him too? You're a bad American.

bugmn99: WTF is cream soup?

And where can I get some?


You can get cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, etc. soup at any grocery store. You can make a roux with butter and flour. It's used as a base for cream soups and gravies. It's easy. Knock yourself out.
 
2010-01-24 08:46:20 PM  

bugmn99: WTF is cream soup?

And where can I get some?


It's pretty much "Creme of whatever" minus the whatever.
You may buy some here. (new window)
 
2010-01-24 08:46:45 PM  

heisenberg: Not doing it wrong, am I?


I'm uncertain.
 
2010-01-24 08:48:09 PM  

Mija: mantrum: "Respect for internal affairs and prisoners' rights to address grievances is essential to the integrity of prisons and other such institutions," she said. "The only way to create a silver lining to this tragic and appalling incident is to use it as a springboard for establishing grievance and oversight systems and training programs to ensure that nothing like it ever happens again."

Wow. Deborah Jacobs is such a douchette.

/prisoners rights
//silver lining
///wtf


In the United States we have rules and laws. We can't treat prisoners inhumanely. We can't use cruel and unusual punishment. The man is doing his time in jail already. He is mentally unwell. You think it's alright to abuse him too? You're a bad American..


Yes. It was a joke, how's the weather Joy Killinton?
 
2010-01-24 08:48:50 PM  
Somehow I fail to see the appalling nature of this.
 
2010-01-24 08:49:29 PM  

ay04: gorgor?


I am concerned that, as a society, we are becoming overly reliant on gorgor. Is there no one else that possesses a comparable evil image genius?
 
2010-01-24 08:49:41 PM  

MONSTERTRUCK: I think gorgor has a pic of whip cream coming out of a different orafice than the mouth.


I would bet money that Gorgor has a picture of whipped cream coming out of an orifice other than a mouth.

Mija: Damn you and your 60 seconds faster than me!
At least I gave a link. lol
 
2010-01-24 08:50:22 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: ay04: gorgor?

I am concerned that, as a society, we are becoming overly reliant on gorgor. Is there no one else that possesses a comparable evil image genius?


gorgor 2: Electric Bugaloo
?
 
2010-01-24 08:50:26 PM  
Yes. I am a bad American. 'sniff'

I wonder if they gave him Cream of Sum Yun Guy soup?

/had to say it
 
2010-01-24 08:52:00 PM  

ZAZ: That could be funnier than the colander+photocopier lie detector.


I like that the snopes link mentions the Homicide episode that used it. What they're missing, though, is that the detectives in David Simon's book passed the story around as true, too.

/Landsman did goofier shiat
 
2010-01-24 08:53:56 PM  

bugmn99: WTF is cream soup?

And where can I get some?


imagecache5.art.com

Many useful recipe's are available. Now we have a new use for it..lol.
 
2010-01-24 08:55:46 PM  

ZAZ: That could be funnier than the colander+photocopier lie detector.


*ROFL*
 
2010-01-24 08:56:48 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: ay04: gorgor?

I am concerned that, as a society, we are becoming overly reliant on gorgor. Is there no one else that possesses a comparable evil image genius?


I will step up.
Link (new window) PNSFW
 
2010-01-24 08:58:20 PM  
FTA:

Afterward, Russo told investigators, they escorted Grant from the room, providing him juice at a nearby office before releasing him.

Wasn't that what he was afraid of?
 
2010-01-24 09:04:31 PM  
good farking god don't GIS whipped cream/ way too many naked chicks and not enough naked guys

inlinethumb36.webshots.com
 
2010-01-24 09:07:54 PM  

Mija: In the United States we have rules and laws. We can't treat prisoners inhumanely. We can't use cruel and unusual punishment. The man is doing his time in jail already. He is mentally unwell. You think it's alright to abuse him too? You're a bad American.


He's in pervert prison... he should be beaten half to death on a regular basis.
 
2010-01-24 09:08:02 PM  

brightestfell: good farking god don't GIS whipped cream/ way too many naked chicks and not enough naked guys


Of course that's true. I mean, come on. Do you know how hard it is to get whipped cream residue out of nipple hair?

/Didn't mind all the naked chicks
//thankfully didn't see any of the naked guys.
 
2010-01-24 09:08:43 PM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: ay04: gorgor?

I am concerned that, as a society, we are becoming overly reliant on gorgor. Is there no one else that possesses a comparable evil image genius?


I hope not. LOL
 
2010-01-24 09:11:33 PM  
This guy approves

i238.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-24 09:12:03 PM  
Mock executions all around! Enjoy your slippery slope, torture-approving Americans.
 
2010-01-24 09:12:46 PM  

real shaman: Mija: In the United States we have rules and laws. We can't treat prisoners inhumanely. We can't use cruel and unusual punishment. The man is doing his time in jail already. He is mentally unwell. You think it's alright to abuse him too? You're a bad American.

He's in pervert prison... he should be beaten half to death on a regular basis.


Umm, that's torture, isn't it?
 
2010-01-24 09:16:30 PM  

Stonerbloopers: brightestfell: good farking god don't GIS whipped cream/ way too many naked chicks and not enough naked guys

Of course that's true. I mean, come on. Do you know how hard it is to get whipped cream residue out of nipple hair?

/Didn't mind all the naked chicks
//thankfully didn't see any of the naked guys.


whipped cream in nipple hair ? that sounds like the guys problem not mine :)
 
2010-01-24 09:18:04 PM  
Airfoilsguy writes:

I personally don't care if a sex offender gets upset. They should put him the real chair.

Normally I'd agree, but....

Maybe you are unfamiliar with the United States laws anymore. Pretty much anything will get you branded a "sex offender" or a "felon".

DWI accusation with no evidence? You're a felon.

16 year old guy posting online about his 16 year old girlfriend? Sex offender.
 
2010-01-24 09:18:18 PM  
erewhon
Somehow I fail to see the appalling nature of this.

Give it a few years.
 
2010-01-24 09:23:46 PM  

brightestfell: Stonerbloopers: brightestfell: good farking god don't GIS whipped cream/ way too many naked chicks and not enough naked guys

Of course that's true. I mean, come on. Do you know how hard it is to get whipped cream residue out of nipple hair?

/Didn't mind all the naked chicks
//thankfully didn't see any of the naked guys.

whipped cream in nipple hair ? that sounds like the guys problem not mine :)


I would imagine that licking whipped cream off a guys nipple is not nearly as fun licking whipped cream off a chicks nipple.

Just think of it this way. When you bite in to your salad and pull a hair out of your mouth, it pretty much ruins your salad. Now just imagine enjoying your whipped cream and pulling hair out of your mouth? It just became your problem.

/OMG! Is that a hair?? Mood over.
 
2010-01-24 09:24:13 PM  
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/ygwp2xl
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2010-01-24 09:26:17 PM  

bmihura: Maybe you are unfamiliar with the United States laws anymore. Pretty much anything will get you branded a "sex offender" or a "felon".

DWI accusation with no evidence? You're a felon.

16 year old guy posting online about his 16 year old girlfriend? Sex offender.


This is not even funny either. I got my sons to make a game of dating. They joke around and get a signed "written permission slip" from any female they even flirt with if it gets to a point of touching in any way. It's crazy. This is PC crap, but the signed written permission slips covers their asses very well.
 
2010-01-24 09:26:44 PM  

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ygwp2xl


The picture I posted was soooo hot and it was stuck in my mind, then you came along Gorgor, and my mind is all like "OMGWTF"
 
2010-01-24 09:30:15 PM  

GaryPDX: bmihura: Maybe you are unfamiliar with the United States laws anymore. Pretty much anything will get you branded a "sex offender" or a "felon".

DWI accusation with no evidence? You're a felon.

16 year old guy posting online about his 16 year old girlfriend? Sex offender.

This is not even funny either. I got my sons to make a game of dating. They joke around and get a signed "written permission slip" from any female they even flirt with if it gets to a point of touching in any way. It's crazy. This is PC crap, but the signed written permission slips covers their asses very well.


Gary, you better have them card her for age verification too. A buddy of mine got burned by a chick lying about her age. (Albeit, he was a dumbass.)
 
2010-01-24 09:30:46 PM  

bmihura: Airfoilsguy writes:

I personally don't care if a sex offender gets upset. They should put him the real chair.

Normally I'd agree, but....

Maybe you are unfamiliar with the United States laws anymore. Pretty much anything will get you branded a "sex offender" or a "felon".

DWI accusation with no evidence? You're a felon.

16 year old guy posting online about his 16 year old girlfriend? Sex offender.


Here in California, urinating in public can get you sex offender status.

Wasn't there a recent case in Pennsylvania where several high school girls were charged with child pornography because they took pictures of their own boobies and texted them to fellow high schoolers?
 
2010-01-24 09:36:48 PM  

mrexcess: Give it a few years.


Somehow I doubt it's a systematic effort to torture prisoners which was handed down by Bush and just hasn't been stopped yet, which will burgeon into a nationwide torture drive if not checked by the brave efforts of dauntless crusaders.

Having some guy twitch and spit pea soup then putting some 'tard into the same chair is...mild at worst. I'd normally be foaming at the mouth for any LEO to pay for his/her transgressions, but the punishment handed out for this seems over the top, even to me.
 
2010-01-24 09:37:01 PM  
Stonerbloopers: The picture I posted was soooo hot and it was stuck in my mind, then you came along Gorgor, and my mind is all like "OMGWTF"

That's what your mom said. :)
 
2010-01-24 09:44:58 PM  

gorgor: Stonerbloopers: The picture I posted was soooo hot and it was stuck in my mind, then you came along Gorgor, and my mind is all like "OMGWTF"

That's what your mom said. :)


I'd coldcock any other dude makin' jokes about my momma, but from you I lol'd.
 
2010-01-24 09:47:21 PM  
Stonerbloopers: gorgor: Stonerbloopers: The picture I posted was soooo hot and it was stuck in my mind, then you came along Gorgor, and my mind is all like "OMGWTF"

That's what your mom said. :)

I'd coldcock any other dude makin' jokes about my momma, but from you I lol'd.


Cold cocking just kind of mushes to the side and bends all funky.
/what?
 
2010-01-24 09:52:02 PM  

Stonerbloopers: GaryPDX: bmihura: Maybe you are unfamiliar with the United States laws anymore. Pretty much anything will get you branded a "sex offender" or a "felon".

DWI accusation with no evidence? You're a felon.

16 year old guy posting online about his 16 year old girlfriend? Sex offender.

This is not even funny either. I got my sons to make a game of dating. They joke around and get a signed "written permission slip" from any female they even flirt with if it gets to a point of touching in any way. It's crazy. This is PC crap, but the signed written permission slips covers their asses very well.

Gary, you better have them card her for age verification too. A buddy of mine got burned by a chick lying about her age. (Albeit, he was a dumbass.)


Oh yea, that's a given too. My boys are 18 and 20. So far so good.
 
2010-01-24 10:06:57 PM  
Goddammit! Did Percy forget to get the sponge wet again?
 
2010-01-24 10:07:09 PM  
+1 Subby, I couldn't stop laughing at the "shockingly" part.
 
2010-01-24 10:46:54 PM  
Gogor,

They nuked your pic.
 
2010-01-24 10:51:32 PM  

brightestfell: good farking god don't GIS whipped cream/ way too many naked chicks and not enough naked guys


Thanks for the tip! going to google...
 
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