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(News.com.au)   If you've seen an escaped prisoner who is "currently naked, except for some weed matting he is wearing, and handcuffed,'' the Whakatane police would like you to call them   (news.com.au) divider line 22
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2010-01-24 12:48:45 PM  
i may have. does he have a mustache?
 
2010-01-24 01:48:02 PM  

apparently they caught him doing a bit of kayaking, which i imagine is awkward when handcuffed

After evading capture in Whakatane Hauraki has made his way to Opotiki where he stole a kayak earlier today. Hauraki was captured on a river near Opotiki mid morning Saturday.
 
2010-01-24 03:29:03 PM  
What sort of weed?
 
2010-01-24 03:38:54 PM  
Sounds hot.
 
2010-01-24 03:42:15 PM  
kona: i may have. does he have a mustache?

I read that as... "Does he Masturbate?"
 
2010-01-24 03:52:42 PM  
Megain: apparently they caught him doing a bit of kayaking, which i imagine is awkward when handcuffedAfter evading capture in Whakatane Hauraki has made his way to Opotiki where he stole a kayak earlier today. Hauraki was captured on a river near Opotiki mid morning Saturday.

that made my head spin
 
2010-01-24 03:53:30 PM  
Might B Lying: kona: i may have. does he have a mustache?

I read that as... "Does he Masturbate?"


both?
 
2010-01-24 03:56:49 PM  
Mug shots:
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2010-01-24 04:01:37 PM  
Dad?
 
2010-01-24 04:07:15 PM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2010-01-24 04:16:54 PM  
I think I saw this Steven Seagal movie. It ends with him blowing up the illegal mining operation of the evil multinational, right?
 
2010-01-24 04:37:14 PM  
Megain: apparently they caught him doing a bit of kayaking, which i imagine is awkward when handcuffedAfter evading capture in Whakatane Hauraki has made his way to Opotiki where he stole a kayak earlier today. Hauraki was captured on a river near Opotiki mid morning Saturday.

What is this, Grand Theft Auto: Northern Territory?

Grand Theft Kayak?
 
2010-01-24 04:40:23 PM  
 
2010-01-24 04:45:15 PM  
Somehow, it's impossible to think that this guy's presence wouldn't be accompanied by the sounds of "Yakety Sax."
 
2010-01-24 04:51:18 PM  
The WTF Police?
 
2010-01-24 05:17:49 PM  
As a kiwi its my duty to help you pronnounce Whakatane.

Its Whack-a-Tain.

/Its official Natch
 
2010-01-24 05:26:52 PM  
ravenspore: As a kiwi its my duty to help you pronnounce Whakatane.

Its Whack-a-Tain.


Fark a tawny! Who knew? Thanks for the help.
 
2010-01-24 05:43:55 PM  
What's their number again, 911? ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTYTHEN!
 
2010-01-24 05:44:11 PM  
That's the kind of thing I'd really rather not see, thanks.
 
2010-01-24 08:47:57 PM  
I read the headline as the "Whitesnake" police.
 
2010-01-24 09:58:07 PM  
Well the dude seems to have some mad skills.........
 
2010-01-25 10:19:11 AM  
How does being "currently naked" differ from being naked?
 
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