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2010-01-24 10:40:55 PM  
Odds that Favre actually allows himself to be interviewed tonight?

I'm saying 10%, tops.
 
2010-01-24 10:40:57 PM  

Earguy: mjoven1975: vegaswench: And not for ME, Earguy, as I can find my own. For the THREAD COUNT.

We need to squeeze another 100+ posts out so we can get this into the top 5.

"I've been secretly e-mailing my high school girlfriend. Should I meet with her?"


This thread has been deleted. Reason: BAD IDEA
 
2010-01-24 10:41:01 PM  

Earguy: mjoven1975: vegaswench: And not for ME, Earguy, as I can find my own. For the THREAD COUNT.

We need to squeeze another 100+ posts out so we can get this into the top 5.

"I've been secretly e-mailing my high school girlfriend. Should I meet with her?"


You guys are doing an awesome job. My PPG (posts per greenlight) average is going to take a huge spike tonight!
 
2010-01-24 10:41:06 PM  

orbitalfreak: Earguy: mjoven1975: vegaswench: And not for ME, Earguy, as I can find my own. For the THREAD COUNT.

We need to squeeze another 100+ posts out so we can get this into the top 5.

"I've been secretly e-mailing my high school girlfriend. Should I meet with her?"

Depends. Is she hot? And do you have pics?


You're asking me if I have pics???
 
2010-01-24 10:41:06 PM  

Winterstar: Earguy: vegaswench: Earguy: Stay around and see if this is the longest Fark thread ever...

If you want people to stay, you know what you must do, sir.

Post boob pics.

NSFW (new window)

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

Sorry, but your boob pics can't compare with the Epic nerd girl thread. :D

This has been a lot of fun though.



wtf there is an EPIC NERD GIRL THREAD ? how can you mention it without giving a link !!
 
2010-01-24 10:41:08 PM  
I love this thread so much. :D
 
2010-01-24 10:41:09 PM  
Sorry Favre, but no more super bowls for you!
 
2010-01-24 10:41:09 PM  
I thought I was gone from this thread, but have one last comment that's appropriate, and it's not even mine, but hiliarious.

My neighbor just about broke my door knocking, so excited he was about the Saints win. We're watching the postgame stuff, and when they put someone on the screen, he went nuts.

(Apologies, I was more excited and getting beer for all and stuff).

After Brees, evidently a black dude was put in front of the camera and expressing his wishes - I don't know who it was, because I fell down laughing at the following statement:

My neighbor - who is black, immediately lost his mind and started cussing/swearing/etc at the TV, with the following comments, slightly edited:

"Who in their right mind would put a black man in his condition on TV immediately after winning something? Don't they realize he's after any white woman he can find? He's jacked, he's horny, and he wants what he thinks is rightfully his! That... gentleman has as much right to be on TV as *me* because at this moment I know EXACTLY what he wants and what he's ACTUALLY saying is that 'I'm gonna get ME ALL KINDS OF TANG' and there's nothing you can do about it. Why the HELL IS this... person... on TV? He's got STUFF TO DO!"

I've tried to be polite, neighbor knows I'm posting this, and I can't stop laughing at his ongoing diatribe, as it works.

/i'm literally shaking i'm laughing so much.
 
2010-01-24 10:41:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Mrtraveler01: cptjeff: That's a crappy conference championship trophy.

This is a conference championship trophy:


This is also an acceptable trophy:

I have to say the NHL's got all the other professional sports leagues in fancy trophies.

I would have to agree. Have you seen the President's Trophy? Damn!

/kidding


Considering that's the closest the Blues have gotten to a Stanley Cup, I really can't disparage it.

/still not as nice as the others though.
 
2010-01-24 10:41:10 PM  

Mentat: This is what I want to see in the Super Bowl:

4th quarter, 2 minute warning. Saints are ahead 35-31. Colts have the ball at their own 5 yard line. Archie and Eli Manning are sitting in the stands wearing their Peyton Manning Colts jerseys, clutching each others hands. Payton Manning begins an epic drive down the field, not too fast, not too slow. The Saints do their best, but it's clear they're winded. Manning moves the ball past midfield. 40 yard line. 30. 20. 10. There are just second left on the clock now, time for one more play. The Saints call their last timeout, desperate for any respite from the Manning onslaught. The refs are huddled on the field and... what's this? Eli Manning is on the field arguing with the refs! What is going on? Peyton Manning is confused, he doesn't know what his brother is doing! And now Archie is on the field! It-it looks like he's trying to calm Peyton down and OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD KING! ARCHIE MANNING JUST HIT HIS SON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! PEYTON MANNING IS ON THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS KNEE AND HIS FATHER IS STANDING OVER HIM! OH MY GAWD, ARCHIE MANNING IS PULLING OFF HIS COLTS JERSEY AND HE'S WEARING A VINTAGE ARCHIE MANNING SAINTS JERSEY! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS PEYTON MANNING LIES SCREAMING ON THE TURF! OH MY GAWD KING, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! WHY, ARCHIE MANNING, WHY? TELL ME WHY YOU SON OF A BIATCH, TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


You mind if I post that on the Saints board with proper attributations to mentat?
 
2010-01-24 10:41:27 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Well, this has been so much fun, I'm gonna read the whole thread over again. Aloud.


thanks, i truly LOLed
 
2010-01-24 10:41:41 PM  
I am one happy camper. My team (Colts) in the Superbowl AND I picked the final two. I win money no matter what, but PUHLEASE let it be the Colts!
 
2010-01-24 10:41:48 PM  

Beat: b)Vikings had plenty of mistakes in the game. Not in overtime. The Refs took that overtime and just did 3 reviews in a ROW that were clearly overturns, but gave them all to the Saints. Hope the Saints can bring that ref staff with them to the Superbowl to hand them that too.


The hell are you talking about? The first review was the Saints short on 3rd down, which was obvious. The second review was the Saints converting the 4th and he almost fumbled, which was clear. The third review was a completed pass, which was in possession of the receiver when it hit the ground and should be ruled a catch. I'm not even a Saints fan.
 
2010-01-24 10:41:57 PM  

jake_lex: Odds that Favre actually allows himself to be interviewed tonight?

I'm saying 10%, tops.


he will. First, the league requires it. Second, he loves attention.
 
2010-01-24 10:42:12 PM  

Earguy: mjoven1975: vegaswench: And not for ME, Earguy, as I can find my own. For the THREAD COUNT.

We need to squeeze another 100+ posts out so we can get this into the top 5.

"I've been secretly e-mailing my high school girlfriend. Should I meet with her?"


I wish I had a high school girlfriend...

/16 is legal in Ohio. ;)
 
2010-01-24 10:42:19 PM  

Mentat: This is what I want to see in the Super Bowl:

4th quarter, 2 minute warning. Saints are ahead 35-31. Colts have the ball at their own 5 yard line. Archie and Eli Manning are sitting in the stands wearing their Peyton Manning Colts jerseys, clutching each others hands. Payton Manning begins an epic drive down the field, not too fast, not too slow. The Saints do their best, but it's clear they're winded. Manning moves the ball past midfield. 40 yard line. 30. 20. 10. There are just second left on the clock now, time for one more play. The Saints call their last timeout, desperate for any respite from the Manning onslaught. The refs are huddled on the field and... what's this? Eli Manning is on the field arguing with the refs! What is going on? Peyton Manning is confused, he doesn't know what his brother is doing! And now Archie is on the field! It-it looks like he's trying to calm Peyton down and OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD KING! ARCHIE MANNING JUST HIT HIS SON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! PEYTON MANNING IS ON THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS KNEE AND HIS FATHER IS STANDING OVER HIM! OH MY GAWD, ARCHIE MANNING IS PULLING OFF HIS COLTS JERSEY AND HE'S WEARING A VINTAGE ARCHIE MANNING SAINTS JERSEY! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS PEYTON MANNING LIES SCREAMING ON THE TURF! OH MY GAWD KING, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! WHY, ARCHIE MANNING, WHY? TELL ME WHY YOU SON OF A BIATCH, TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


I Love this post so much
 
2010-01-24 10:42:37 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Perfect thread for this!!! New Orleans Fark Party January 30th at Madigan's uptown. COME! Our livers need some training if we're going to get through the Super Bowl AND Mardi Gras.


That sounds awesome. I'm jealous :(
 
2010-01-24 10:42:38 PM  

bushbot111: jso2897:

For those of you keeping score at home...this is CameronCrazy's Alt


And whose alt are you, sweety-pie? Seriously - when are you just gonna throw all caution to the winds and announce your undying love? You've been pursuing the poor kid through the whole thread - that shows real devotion, or at least raw lust - or probably both.
 
2010-01-24 10:42:40 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Perfect thread for this!!! New Orleans Fark Party January 30th at Madigan's uptown. COME! Our livers need some training if we're going to get through the Super Bowl AND Mardi Gras.


lol, very cool.
 
2010-01-24 10:42:48 PM  

Cymbaline: I thought I was gone from this thread, but have one last comment that's appropriate, and it's not even mine, but hiliarious.

My neighbor just about broke my door knocking, so excited he was about the Saints win. We're watching the postgame stuff, and when they put someone on the screen, he went nuts.

(Apologies, I was more excited and getting beer for all and stuff).

After Brees, evidently a black dude was put in front of the camera and expressing his wishes - I don't know who it was, because I fell down laughing at the following statement:

My neighbor - who is black, immediately lost his mind and started cussing/swearing/etc at the TV, with the following comments, slightly edited:

"Who in their right mind would put a black man in his condition on TV immediately after winning something? Don't they realize he's after any white woman he can find? He's jacked, he's horny, and he wants what he thinks is rightfully his! That... gentleman has as much right to be on TV as *me* because at this moment I know EXACTLY what he wants and what he's ACTUALLY saying is that 'I'm gonna get ME ALL KINDS OF TANG' and there's nothing you can do about it. Why the HELL IS this... person... on TV? He's got STUFF TO DO!"

I've tried to be polite, neighbor knows I'm posting this, and I can't stop laughing at his ongoing diatribe, as it works.

/i'm literally shaking i'm laughing so much.


Awesome.
 
2010-01-24 10:42:53 PM  
Breaking out the Kulmbacher Eisbock.
Time to step it up...
 
2010-01-24 10:42:54 PM  
I almost missed the kick because I went for a piss, thinking they were going to commercial. Finished just in time to see the whole kick.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:00 PM  

Cymbaline: I thought I was gone from this thread, but have one last comment that's appropriate, and it's not even mine, but hiliarious.

My neighbor just about broke my door knocking, so excited he was about the Saints win. We're watching the postgame stuff, and when they put someone on the screen, he went nuts.

(Apologies, I was more excited and getting beer for all and stuff).

After Brees, evidently a black dude was put in front of the camera and expressing his wishes - I don't know who it was, because I fell down laughing at the following statement:

My neighbor - who is black, immediately lost his mind and started cussing/swearing/etc at the TV, with the following comments, slightly edited:

"Who in their right mind would put a black man in his condition on TV immediately after winning something? Don't they realize he's after any white woman he can find? He's jacked, he's horny, and he wants what he thinks is rightfully his! That... gentleman has as much right to be on TV as *me* because at this moment I know EXACTLY what he wants and what he's ACTUALLY saying is that 'I'm gonna get ME ALL KINDS OF TANG' and there's nothing you can do about it. Why the HELL IS this... person... on TV? He's got STUFF TO DO!"

I've tried to be polite, neighbor knows I'm posting this, and I can't stop laughing at his ongoing diatribe, as it works.

/i'm literally shaking i'm laughing so much.


You've made my night with that story.

Thanks.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:09 PM  

Winterstar: Earguy: mjoven1975: vegaswench: And not for ME, Earguy, as I can find my own. For the THREAD COUNT.

We need to squeeze another 100+ posts out so we can get this into the top 5.

"I've been secretly e-mailing my high school girlfriend. Should I meet with her?"

I wish I had a high school girlfriend...


Hell, I had two. You can have one. Of course, I'm giving you the one who got really fat.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:13 PM  
"farve" is a trending topic on twitter
 
2010-01-24 10:43:14 PM  
I am happy for mikaloyd for winning something...a guy from Bako's Oildale winning ANYTHING? Beating the odds right there.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:16 PM  
Bad Vikings! No Stadium!

/seriously, I hope they get stuck in the inflatable toilet until they can win a superbowl.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:26 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Treygreen13: I know I'll forever consider it a tainted win... and I wanted the Saints to win.

No offense, but with the exception of the Tuck Rule, no one really remembers officiating mistakes tainting big games. No one remembers that Rice should have had a catch ruled incomplete in the '98-99 Wild Card game.


You're not going to offend me. I never said everyone would remember it for that.

I will, though. Forever.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:32 PM  
Ooh, Childress and Favre coming up. LOOOOOOSERRS!!
 
2010-01-24 10:43:35 PM  

mikaloyd: You mind if I post that on the Saints board with proper attributations to mentat?


Sure, whatever.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:51 PM  
Players always look so silly with their uniforms and pads on in a non-game situation.
 
2010-01-24 10:43:56 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Perfect thread for this!!! New Orleans Fark Party January 30th at Madigan's uptown. COME! Our livers need some training if we're going to get through the Super Bowl AND Mardi Gras.


Do you have any tears in your eyes?
 
2010-01-24 10:43:57 PM  
I was in Destin, Florida and the entire town went ape-shiat when the Saints won!! You could hear the screaming for blocks in all directions. Who dat say dey gonna BEAT DEM Saints!
 
2010-01-24 10:43:57 PM  

fat aristotle: Favre hardly taketh away today.

He throws a pick in coverage, ok, bad throw.

Fumbles galore (not his fault, not even the AP handoff) and a farking 12-men penalty where Longwell was in range.

Unfarvringbelievable.


I am also familiar with these excuses. In Green Bay we always blamed the defense, the special teams, anyone but Brett....but the result was always the same.
 
2010-01-24 10:44:11 PM  
img1.sidereel.com

DAMN!

 
2010-01-24 10:44:26 PM  
Earguy
http://yorksj.org/up/files/36/82523_333333333_122_169lo.jpg

Jebus, that picture isn't anything special but that girl makes me happy in the pants.
 
2010-01-24 10:44:27 PM  

Mentat: This is what I want to see in the Super Bowl:

4th quarter, 2 minute warning. Saints are ahead 35-31. Colts have the ball at their own 5 yard line. Archie and Eli Manning are sitting in the stands wearing their Peyton Manning Colts jerseys, clutching each others hands. Payton Manning begins an epic drive down the field, not too fast, not too slow. The Saints do their best, but it's clear they're winded. Manning moves the ball past midfield. 40 yard line. 30. 20. 10. There are just second left on the clock now, time for one more play. The Saints call their last timeout, desperate for any respite from the Manning onslaught. The refs are huddled on the field and... what's this? Eli Manning is on the field arguing with the refs! What is going on? Peyton Manning is confused, he doesn't know what his brother is doing! And now Archie is on the field! It-it looks like he's trying to calm Peyton down and OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD KING! ARCHIE MANNING JUST HIT HIS SON WITH A STEEL CHAIR! PEYTON MANNING IS ON THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS KNEE AND HIS FATHER IS STANDING OVER HIM! OH MY GAWD, ARCHIE MANNING IS PULLING OFF HIS COLTS JERSEY AND HE'S WEARING A VINTAGE ARCHIE MANNING SAINTS JERSEY! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS PEYTON MANNING LIES SCREAMING ON THE TURF! OH MY GAWD KING, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! WHY, ARCHIE MANNING, WHY? TELL ME WHY YOU SON OF A BIATCH, TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-01-24 10:44:35 PM  
Saints 37 Colts 34 after a Superbowl Over Time

/My predictions always suck.
 
2010-01-24 10:44:39 PM  

aquigley: I am happy for mikaloyd for winning something...a guy from Bako's Oildale winning ANYTHING? Beating the odds right there.


What did I win?
 
2010-01-24 10:44:39 PM  
Mentat: This is what I want to see in the Super Bowl:
... Pure Win ....


Hell Mentat, you should send that to Simmons on ESPN. I guarantee you'll make the column
 
2010-01-24 10:44:45 PM  
Yep.

The NFC championship officially made me skip a meal. I'm not even close to hungry. It's not going away.
 
2010-01-24 10:44:47 PM  

neapoi: kenoshaillini: Overrated drug addict loses the game because he "plays like a kid" who rides the short bus. Next time jog forward to gain few yards loser, instead of throwing across your body down the middle. Please retire and go away.

Not a Farve hater/lover - but the dude has, like, every record available. Overrated? Fark you.


Including most interceptions. Link (new window)

He is, and will continue to be if he doesn't retire, a double edged sword, throwing passes that few can or would, but also throwing interceptions that in the last few years in the playoffs has cost his team the game.
 
2010-01-24 10:44:49 PM  
And I'd only be happy for Genevieve Marie if she posted a borderline-NSFW pic celebrating the Saints win.
 
2010-01-24 10:44:49 PM  

saneyman: Winterstar: Earguy: vegaswench: Earguy: Stay around and see if this is the longest Fark thread ever...

If you want people to stay, you know what you must do, sir.

Post boob pics.

NSFW (new window)

Link (new window)

Link (new window)

Sorry, but your boob pics can't compare with the Epic nerd girl thread. :D

This has been a lot of fun though.


wtf there is an EPIC NERD GIRL THREAD ? how can you mention it without giving a link !!


It's the #1 thread in terms of posts...

Out of the basement and into the street: "Nerdy girls have attained sexy status" (new window)
 
2010-01-24 10:45:22 PM  

Mentat: mikaloyd: You mind if I post that on the Saints board with proper attributations to mentat?

Sure, whatever.


Thanks.
 
2010-01-24 10:45:28 PM  

konigsforst: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Well, this has been so much fun, I'm gonna read the whole thread over again. Aloud.

thanks, i truly LOLed


snert
 
2010-01-24 10:45:29 PM  
I love that Childress got that contract extension, too, lol. Love to see how that team plays without Favre playing at the same level he played this last season. Childress is just terrible.

12 men in the huddle, lol.
 
2010-01-24 10:45:30 PM  

mikaloyd: Genevieve Marie: Perfect thread for this!!! New Orleans Fark Party January 30th at Madigan's uptown. COME! Our livers need some training if we're going to get through the Super Bowl AND Mardi Gras.

Do you have any tears in your eyes?


I do. I just posted about that on facebook. I'm not a huge football fan but my mother is and has been a Saints fan since 1967. She watched before the Super Dome was BUILT. She buys her season tickets every year, no matter how bad a year they're having, and goes out and hopes and says "next year."

So yea, thank you Saints for making my mom probably the happiest she's ever been in her life.
 
2010-01-24 10:45:37 PM  
Wow they just made it easy on the colts, the saints looked awful against a depleted defense, if it wasnt for harvin fumbling everywhere then it would have been a vikes blowout.

It will be that much sweeter watching NO fans lose in the SB then not go back for another 35 years.
 
2010-01-24 10:45:49 PM  
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