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(Some Guy)   Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia on two felony counts of sexual abuse, leaving many to wonder, what the hell was he doing in West Virginia?   (herald-dispatch.com) divider line 194
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2010-01-23 08:10:59 AM
Having fun, evidently.
 
2010-01-23 08:17:46 AM
To think he's got more money than myself. I hope when I'm his age, I have more scratch.
 
2010-01-23 08:22:26 AM
Squealing like a pig?
 
2010-01-23 09:12:21 AM
Only two counts? He's losing his touch.
 
2010-01-23 09:27:41 AM
Is this guy ever going to OD?
 
2010-01-23 10:08:07 AM
I just had to read the first sentence to realize what he was doing there. That wasn't too terribly hard.
 
2010-01-23 10:08:39 AM
It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.
 
2010-01-23 10:19:59 AM
vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.

Good point. It must have been a female pig.
 
2010-01-23 10:25:53 AM
His brother lives there?
 
2010-01-23 11:18:56 AM
At the Funny Bone Comedy Club and Restaraunt?

Um, funny stuff Sinbad, seriously your genitalia is HIGH-LAIR-IOUS! But I'm going to have to ask you to point that thing away from my peach cobbler before it goes off.
 
2010-01-23 11:22:27 AM
This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).
For that, he's earned my scorn & loathing.
JAIL HIM AND LET THE PRISON YARD SORT HIM OUT!
 
2010-01-23 12:09:53 PM
I hear the banjos in the background
 
2010-01-23 12:32:41 PM
consciousNOT: Is this guy ever going to OD?

not nearly soon enough
 
2010-01-23 12:47:03 PM
oldmildog: Only two counts? He's losing his touch.

Two counts because he was self-farking with both hands.
 
2010-01-23 12:48:24 PM
FredaDeStilleto: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.

Good point. It must have been a female pig.


It DID happen in West Vagina.
 
2010-01-23 12:48:55 PM
Andy Dick wasn't worthy of sorting and cataloging Phil Hartman's dingleberries.
 
2010-01-23 12:49:03 PM
Dick picks sticks to lick hicks
 
2010-01-23 12:49:37 PM
vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.
 
2010-01-23 12:49:57 PM
tomWright: Dick picks sticks to lick hicks

+eleventy
 
2010-01-23 12:50:09 PM
west virginia? must have been a cousin,
 
2010-01-23 12:50:20 PM
www.writersgallery.com
 
2010-01-23 12:50:43 PM
Judging by the headline, he obviously had some family there. *rimshot*
 
2010-01-23 12:50:45 PM
From the WV Regional Jail site...the link will cease to function after he's processed, so good luck with that.
 
2010-01-23 12:51:15 PM
Apparently, what he was doing was being a Dick.
 
2010-01-23 12:52:11 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


You mean besides your mom, sisters, half-sisters and cousins?
 
2010-01-23 12:52:39 PM
He is groping LADIES?????
 
2010-01-23 12:54:17 PM
LesserEvil...

You owe me a new laptop. Sitting on the throne right now...

+1
 
2010-01-23 12:54:23 PM
doglover: To think he's got more money than myself. I hope when I'm his age, I have more scratch.

Hello... you will never be his age. He'll get older too. Jeez these people....
 
2010-01-23 12:55:01 PM
But is the dog he farked ok?
 
2010-01-23 12:58:03 PM
oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to hate this piece of worthless shiat any more, but here we are.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-01-23 12:58:25 PM
"Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy."

- Voltaire
 
2010-01-23 12:59:18 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


It seems that I am one of the few aawreethat there is civilization in WV. Huntington is home of Marshall, there is CHarleston and spent time shopping in Parkersburg. Was it a guy or gal who was the victim?
 
2010-01-23 12:59:29 PM
"You mean besides your mom, sisters, half-sisters and cousins?"

No, he means YOUR mom, sisters, half-sisters and cousins.
 
2010-01-23 01:00:14 PM
Apparently the wanker is still on probation from a prior incident.
Watch yer cornhole bud
 
2010-01-23 01:01:14 PM
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


What happens when you log off of WoW, though?
 
2010-01-23 01:01:34 PM
Q: What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moose Head is a beer, in West Viginia it is a crime....

I have no doubt that whatever Andy was doing, it involved antlers
 
2010-01-23 01:01:57 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


You're clearly getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-01-23 01:05:13 PM
He was in Huntington, West Virginia which is the second largest city in that state.

Andy Dick should respect women more often.
 
2010-01-23 01:05:58 PM
And in 1999, Dick was arrested for possession of cocaine and marijuana following an arrest for driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood.

True story: the company I worked for in 1999 was at CES, with a big display. One of our junior marketing people really, really was into Beck, and he had a show that night. So our CEO took her along to the show, and convinced the security at the show that he was actually Dave Mathew's manager (there are reasons this was possible above the fact that our CEO was a hell of a good liar I won't go into because it would help identify that company), and got backstage passes for himself and said young marketing weasel. While backstage, they ran into Andy Dick and some minor rapper dude whose name I've forgotten. Andy apparently wanted to get into the music business, and locked onto our CEO.

After the show was over, they all just hopped into a limo that happened to be outside, and convinced the driver to take them to a bar. Much drinking ensued, with Andy begging our CEO for a chance to get into the music business. Fed up, our CEO said ok Andy, give us an audition, stand up and sing Kumbaya. Which Andy did, apparently with great and horrifying enthusiasm. At the end, CEO said, nah, you suck, sorry.

Andy got mad, left in a huff, and wrapped his car around a tree in LA with plenty of drugs in the car. Let's say our CEO kept himself out of sight until CES was over and we headed home.
 
2010-01-23 01:06:40 PM
My daughter met him last year in NC.
Not getting a kick, etc.
 
2010-01-23 01:06:49 PM
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2010-01-23 01:07:53 PM
He did the same thing a few years agi in California. Didn't learn I guess.
 
2010-01-23 01:07:58 PM
Everyone from West Virginia always tries to defend it when something happens there. I lived there for 15 years and could not wait to get the hell out. There are some nice people there but it DOES have more than its share of inbred crazy rednecks.

I know there is a Florida tag here on Fark for good reason. Living in Florida I know it is a well-earned tag. If you pay attention to West Virginia news, there would soon be a West Virginia tag.

You West Virginians want to get rid of your reputation? Then do something positive to get rid of it! Spouting off every time someone insults your backwoods state is not the way to do it.
 
2010-01-23 01:08:12 PM
I'd hate to be the guy in a WV prison with the name "Dick".
 
2010-01-23 01:08:23 PM
Can they please lock this asshole up already.
 
2010-01-23 01:08:32 PM
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

Except that the West Virginia definition of "rich" and "woman" varies greatly with the rest of the country.
 
2010-01-23 01:09:02 PM
Who?
 
2010-01-23 01:10:20 PM
Let Andy Dick forever remain in our collective conscious as the archetype for 'Celebrity Creep.'
 
2010-01-23 01:10:23 PM
How the hell can groping be pleasurable in any way? I can see if you're petting, but just to randomly grope a woman?

Hopefully this time he'll actually do some time.
 
2010-01-23 01:10:27 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


I am from West Virginia and have better teeth than anyone here.
 
2010-01-23 01:11:17 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


So your sister is hot?
 
2010-01-23 01:13:39 PM
isn't he like Carrot Top?

Except less funny?

And without props?
 
2010-01-23 01:14:16 PM
I blame Andy Dick for the loss of Phil Hartman. He can die in a bowl of dicks.
 
2010-01-23 01:14:59 PM
how does this dick stay out of prison?
 
2010-01-23 01:15:02 PM
Braindeath: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

I am from West Virginia and have better teeth than anyone here.


It is easy to keep them in good shape when they stay in a jar all the time.
 
2010-01-23 01:15:07 PM
Braindeath: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

I am from West Virginia and have better teeth than anyone here.


All 2 of them?
 
2010-01-23 01:15:21 PM
Felonies...what does those mean in rich celebrity talk again?
 
2010-01-23 01:16:04 PM
Braindeath: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

I am from West Virginia and have better teeth than anyone here.


Where do you keep them?
 
2010-01-23 01:16:19 PM
Funk Brothers: Andy Dick should respect women be beaten with a bag of oranges wielded by Jon Lovitz more often.
 
2010-01-23 01:16:27 PM
Why is this guy famous again?
 
2010-01-23 01:17:23 PM
Sure WV is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of WV so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy hillpeople there.
 
2010-01-23 01:18:20 PM
daytona: Everyone from West Virginia always tries to defend it when something happens there. I lived there for 15 years and could not wait to get the hell out. There are some nice people there but it DOES have more than its share of inbred crazy rednecks.

I know there is a Florida tag here on Fark for good reason. Living in Florida I know it is a well-earned tag. If you pay attention to West Virginia news, there would soon be a West Virginia tag.

You West Virginians want to get rid of your reputation? Then do something positive to get rid of it! Spouting off every time someone insults your backwoods state is not the way to do it.



Seriously? You're going to try to put WV in the same boat as FL? I mean, you really jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when you went from West Virginia to Florida. What, WV didn't have enough boozed up rednecks and out-of-work single mothers for you?

Despite what people like this schmuck say, WV is actually a pretty nice state. Sure there are parts that aren't so nice, but the term for those areas is "South of 60" meaning the southern coal fields which lie predominantly south of US route 60. Keep out of Logan, Boone, McDowell, and Mingo counties and you're probably going to have a nice time with a lot of great people. Is it a bit backward at times? Sure, but most of Kentucky and all of Tennesee, Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi make WV look like a progressive and modern society.
 
2010-01-23 01:18:33 PM
Braindeath: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

I am from West Virginia and have better teeth than anyone here.


I am from West Virginia and my Volkswagen gets solicited for sex more often than my neighbour's Ford.
 
2010-01-23 01:18:41 PM
Guy took a hard ass-kicking from John farking Lovitz. He will not do well in prison.
 
2010-01-23 01:18:56 PM
I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?
 
2010-01-23 01:20:03 PM
oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).
For that, he's earned my scorn & loathing.
JAIL HIM AND LET THE PRISON YARD SORT HIM OUT!


Your reason is irrelevant. He didn't pull the trigger. And I don't care whether Hartman's spouse was on drugs when she pulled the trigger- she knew what she was doing when she got addicted. Just like DUI.

/Game, set, and match.
//Miss Phil Hartman, too.
 
2010-01-23 01:21:33 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly: Sure WV is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of WV so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy hillpeople there.

Ohh! I can play Madlibs too!

"Sure (Alaska, Kentucky, Tennesee, Anywhere in the Mid West) is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of (insert state name here) so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy (Rednecks, Cornfeds, Hillbillies, fish-eating-Inuits) there."


Perhaps people from WV wouldn't get so defensive if those not from WV could come up with some original material.
 
2010-01-23 01:24:32 PM
rico567: oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).
For that, he's earned my scorn & loathing.
JAIL HIM AND LET THE PRISON YARD SORT HIM OUT!

Your reason is irrelevant. He didn't pull the trigger. And I don't care whether Hartman's spouse was on drugs when she pulled the trigger- she knew what she was doing when she got addicted. Just like DUI.

/Game, set, and match.
//Miss Phil Hartman, too.


I was going to make a counter argument but apparently you "won" because you said "Game, set, and match".

Oh wait, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU FARKTARD.

Someone else has to say it, agreeing with yourself makes you an idiot.
 
2010-01-23 01:25:21 PM
rico567: Your reason is irrelevant. He didn't pull the trigger. And I don't care whether Hartman's spouse was on drugs when she pulled the trigger- she knew what she was doing when she got addicted. Just like DUI

So you won't mind when I hook your wife up with the black tar liner then?
 
2010-01-23 01:25:33 PM
tallen702: Wasilla Hillbilly: Sure WV is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of WV so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy hillpeople there.

Ohh! I can play Madlibs too!

"Sure (Alaska, Kentucky, Tennesee, Anywhere in the Mid West) is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of (insert state name here) so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy (Rednecks, Cornfeds, Hillbillies, fish-eating-Inuits) there."


Perhaps people from WV wouldn't get so defensive if those not from WV could come up with some original material.


Perhaps people wouldn't mock WV if the people of WV didn't make it so easy?

Get over it.
 
2010-01-23 01:31:02 PM
Two counts?

Figures.

/Fark, yer slippin'.
 
2010-01-23 01:35:40 PM
Finally
 
2010-01-23 01:37:25 PM
Superjew:So you won't mind when I hook your wife up with the black tar liner then?
If she really wants it, she is gonna get it from someone. As much as I hate Andy Dick, it's a bit extreme to blame him for her going crazy.
 
2010-01-23 01:38:07 PM
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

Hey, I just found a tooth on the floor. Do you want it back?
 
2010-01-23 01:38:10 PM
Superjew: oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to hate this piece of worthless shiat any more, but here we are.


Goddamn right. Before I knew this, I thought he was unfunny and worthless, but in the same sense as many people in the showbiz tab. Now I see he cheated me out of Troy McClure, an even more awesome Zap Brannigan, and all the other characters he played.

Losing Phil was a terrible blow for the Simpsons. They had to use Gil for all of Phils old characters.

Now it's personal, Dick.
 
2010-01-23 01:39:23 PM
Jeffro619: Superjew:So you won't mind when I hook your wife up with the black tar liner then?
If she really wants it, she is gonna get it from someone. As much as I hate Andy Dick, it's a bit extreme to blame him for her going crazy.


Normally I would agree, but if you know someone is in recovery and you party with them you are kind of an asshole. Sure it is still their fault, but the world would be a better place without you.

/not "you", you know what I mean
 
2010-01-23 01:39:50 PM
tallen702: Wasilla Hillbilly: Sure WV is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of WV so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy hillpeople there.

Ohh! I can play Madlibs too!

"Sure (Alaska, Kentucky, Tennesee, Anywhere in the Mid West) is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of (insert state name here) so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy (Rednecks, Cornfeds, Hillbillies, fish-eating-Inuits) there."


Perhaps people from WV wouldn't get so defensive if those not from WV could come up with some original material.


I was raised in Alaska and have lived in Arkansas for the last decade. I roll with the jokes all the time. People from England generally respond well to jokes about dental hygiene. Sure these jokes are tired and cliched, but reacting with defensive anger is just asking for more. It's not like someone is going to say "You're right I'm so sorry for saying those things about your undeserving place of residence. I will refrain from using it as the butt of jokes in the future."
 
2010-01-23 01:40:28 PM
jehovahs witness protection: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

So your sister is hot?


It's all relative in West Virginia. There's a reason CSI:Charleston didn't take off. All the evidence implicated everyone in the state every time.
 
2010-01-23 01:40:49 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

What farking hot chicks in West Virginia may look like.
 
2010-01-23 01:41:13 PM
tallen702: ...you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy (Rednecks, Cornfeds, Hillbillies, fish-eating-Inuits) there."

You forgot the Amish.
 
2010-01-23 01:41:55 PM
Wasilla Hillbilly: tallen702: Wasilla Hillbilly: Sure WV is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of WV so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy hillpeople there.

Ohh! I can play Madlibs too!

"Sure (Alaska, Kentucky, Tennesee, Anywhere in the Mid West) is beautiful and doesn't always live up (down) to its reputation, but c'mon people getting defensive about it is just weak. People are never going to quit making fun of (insert state name here) so you might as well just get a sense of humor about it. Plus there are alot of backward crazy (Rednecks, Cornfeds, Hillbillies, fish-eating-Inuits) there."


Perhaps people from WV wouldn't get so defensive if those not from WV could come up with some original material.

I was raised in Alaska and have lived in Arkansas for the last decade. I roll with the jokes all the time. People from England generally respond well to jokes about dental hygiene. Sure these jokes are tired and cliched, but reacting with defensive anger is just asking for more. It's not like someone is going to say "You're right I'm so sorry for saying those things about your undeserving place of residence. I will refrain from using it as the butt of jokes in the future."


Most West Virginians retell those jokes as Kentucky jokes.

Q. How do you circumsize a Kentuckian?
A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
 
2010-01-23 01:42:06 PM
I'm sure he elegantly talked to the officers so as to calm down the situation and reduce the charges.
 
2010-01-23 01:42:30 PM
Fano: jehovahs witness protection: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

So your sister is hot?

It's all relative in West Virginia. There's a reason CSI:Charleston didn't take off. All the evidence implicated everyone in the state every time.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2010-01-23 01:43:49 PM
pray_for_mojo: Funk Brothers: Andy Dick should respect women be beaten with a bag of oranges wielded by Jon Lovitz more often.

I want to see Jon Lovtiz beat him with a sack of brass doorknobs, then move onto a sock full of lead fishing weights, and finally a suitcase full of bricks.
 
2010-01-23 01:45:16 PM
40yoVirgin: I just had to read the first sentence to realize what he was doing there. That wasn't too terribly hard.

There's seems to be an epidemic of complaints about headlines not being literal enough lately. FARK ain't the newspaper. Headlines ought to be snarky, creative, twists on a theme, etc.

I'll wager the headline exists as is because the subby thought "He was giving performances there but I think West Virgina is boring" wouldn't be very catchy.
 
2010-01-23 01:46:13 PM
I'm from West Virginia and I've farked more farm animals than ANY of you!
 
2010-01-23 01:46:44 PM
valar_morghulis: I'm from West Virginia and I've farked more farm animals than ANY of you!

But only females, right?
 
2010-01-23 01:47:04 PM
valar_morghulis: I'm from West Virginia and I've farked more farm animals than ANY of you!

It's legal if they're under 50 lbs.

/true story
 
2010-01-23 01:47:06 PM
imgs.sfgate.com

Given enough time, Andy Dick will touch everyone's genitals.
 
2010-01-23 01:49:39 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


This is FARK. Even if you're from the north and move to the south (like I did) you're automatically transformed into a mullet-head illiterate with rebel flag mudflaps on your truck.
 
2010-01-23 01:51:13 PM
Ahhh, Andy Dick. He once performed a magic trick for me:

In DC a few years ago he was in town for a show, which I saw with a ladyfriend. After the show we went to a nearby bar to grab some drinks and Dick showed up. Since we had been sitting close to the stage, he recognized my lady friend and started up a conversation. About two minutes, he asked me to pull out my wallet. "Why?", I asked.

"I'm going to do a magic trick!"

So I pulled out my wallet, and Dick took it and ran, full throttle, to the men's room. After about 10 seconds, I went to the men's room to get my wallet back, and AD was inside a stall with his feet on the seat pretending he wasn't there. After a few minutes of him ignoring me, I pushed the door open, and he's holding my wallet, sans the 30 or so dollars in cash I had in it. He yelled "SURPRISE!" and threw the wallet at me, then he attempted to push past me.

Once I saw I was missing money I stopped him and demanded my money back, but he said he didn't have it. I went for his jacket pocket because I thought that would be the most likely place he would have put my cash, and Andy Dick grabs my dick. I mean, full on grope. And he kept pulling on me while yelling "RAPE! HE'S TOUCHING ME!" over and over as I tried to get away. The entire time he is staring right into my eyes with a sickly bizarre look on his face.

So I pushed him away and left the men's room with my wallet, sans 30 dollars. And that's how Andy Dick stole 30 dollars from me during a magic trick.

/I know, cool story, brah.
 
2010-01-23 01:51:55 PM
jst3p:Normally I would agree, but if you know someone is in recovery and you party with them you are kind of an asshole. Sure it is still their fault, but the world would be a better place without you.

I have to agree with you there. But you can't expect an addict to respect the fact that someone is in recovery. If she was in recovery, she shouldn't be contacting him and Phil should have made sure he was not in contact with her.
 
2010-01-23 01:52:23 PM
ScubaDude1960: This is FARK. Even if you're from the north and move to the south (like I did) you're automatically transformed into a mullet-head illiterate with rebel flag mudflaps on your truck.

img29.imageshack.us

STFU, you know he's a stud.
 
2010-01-23 01:53:36 PM
lobootomy: Ahhh, Andy Dick. He once performed a magic trick for me:

In DC a few years ago he was in town for a show, which I saw with a ladyfriend. After the show we went to a nearby bar to grab some drinks and Dick showed up. Since we had been sitting close to the stage, he recognized my lady friend and started up a conversation. About two minutes, he asked me to pull out my wallet. "Why?", I asked.

"I'm going to do a magic trick!"

So I pulled out my wallet, and Dick took it and ran, full throttle, to the men's room. After about 10 seconds, I went to the men's room to get my wallet back, and AD was inside a stall with his feet on the seat pretending he wasn't there. After a few minutes of him ignoring me, I pushed the door open, and he's holding my wallet, sans the 30 or so dollars in cash I had in it. He yelled "SURPRISE!" and threw the wallet at me, then he attempted to push past me.

Once I saw I was missing money I stopped him and demanded my money back, but he said he didn't have it. I went for his jacket pocket because I thought that would be the most likely place he would have put my cash, and Andy Dick grabs my dick. I mean, full on grope. And he kept pulling on me while yelling "RAPE! HE'S TOUCHING ME!" over and over as I tried to get away. The entire time he is staring right into my eyes with a sickly bizarre look on his face.

So I pushed him away and left the men's room with my wallet, sans 30 dollars. And that's how Andy Dick stole 30 dollars from me during a magic trick.

/I know, cool story, brah.


There goes 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

/need eyebleach.
 
2010-01-23 01:54:09 PM
Jeffro619: jst3p:Normally I would agree, but if you know someone is in recovery and you party with them you are kind of an asshole. Sure it is still their fault, but the world would be a better place without you.

I have to agree with you there. But you can't expect an addict to respect the fact that someone is in recovery. If she was in recovery, she shouldn't be contacting him and Phil should have made sure he was not in contact with her.


Maybe it is irrational but I still hope that in hell Hitler will be shoving a pineapple up his ass. The other way.
 
2010-01-23 01:55:01 PM
ScubaDude1960: jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.

This is FARK. Even if you're from the north and move to the south (like I did) you're automatically transformed into a mullet-head illiterate with rebel flag mudflaps on your truck.


I'm just glad people know that there is a WEST Virginia.

"You're from Charleston? Hey cool, I have some friends in Richmond."

Hey Andy Dick, we've already got a better entertainer than you:
www.lesblank.com

And all his drug stories are better than yours. So piss off, Andy, unless you want Jessie on your ass.
 
2010-01-23 01:56:31 PM
jmr61 2010-01-23 12:49:37 PM
vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


How do you propose to verify these claims? Maybe you could post a link to your bank account to prove you are richer than vygramul.
 
2010-01-23 01:56:52 PM
Mykeru: What farking hot chicks in West Virginia may look like.

I especially like what looks like a variable choke short-barreled shotgun behind the couch.

That's hawt!
 
2010-01-23 01:56:56 PM
Carolla better get him on the podcast next week.
 
2010-01-23 01:59:18 PM
Pay the Man: lobootomy: Ahhh, Andy Dick. He once performed a magic trick for me:

In DC a few years ago he was in town for a show, which I saw with a ladyfriend. After the show we went to a nearby bar to grab some drinks and Dick showed up. Since we had been sitting close to the stage, he recognized my lady friend and started up a conversation. About two minutes, he asked me to pull out my wallet. "Why?", I asked.

"I'm going to do a magic trick!"

So I pulled out my wallet, and Dick took it and ran, full throttle, to the men's room. After about 10 seconds, I went to the men's room to get my wallet back, and AD was inside a stall with his feet on the seat pretending he wasn't there. After a few minutes of him ignoring me, I pushed the door open, and he's holding my wallet, sans the 30 or so dollars in cash I had in it. He yelled "SURPRISE!" and threw the wallet at me, then he attempted to push past me.

Once I saw I was missing money I stopped him and demanded my money back, but he said he didn't have it. I went for his jacket pocket because I thought that would be the most likely place he would have put my cash, and Andy Dick grabs my dick. I mean, full on grope. And he kept pulling on me while yelling "RAPE! HE'S TOUCHING ME!" over and over as I tried to get away. The entire time he is staring right into my eyes with a sickly bizarre look on his face.

So I pushed him away and left the men's room with my wallet, sans 30 dollars. And that's how Andy Dick stole 30 dollars from me during a magic trick.

/I know, cool story, brah.

There goes 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

/need eyebleach.


Hey, at least the guy got a partial tug job for $30. Another $20 and he probably would have had a happy ending.

/lemons, lemonade
 
2010-01-23 01:59:58 PM
vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.

wait...Deliverance was Georgia
 
2010-01-23 02:01:53 PM
vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

Are we sure these were humans he was finger banging?
 
2010-01-23 02:02:00 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Mykeru: What farking hot chicks in West Virginia may look like.

I especially like what looks like a variable choke short-barreled shotgun behind the couch.

That's hawt!


You poor fool: The real weapon there is The Gunt.
 
2010-01-23 02:03:09 PM
jpo2269: Q: What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moose Head is a beer, in West Viginia it is a crime....

I have no doubt that whatever Andy was doing, it involved antlers


so giving a beej to a moose in VA is a-ok, then?
 
2010-01-23 02:05:17 PM
WhotheWhatNow: jpo2269: Q: What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moose Head is a beer, in West Viginia it is a crime....

I have no doubt that whatever Andy was doing, it involved antlers

so giving a beej to a moose in VA is a-ok, then?


Apparently, if it weighs less than 50 lbs.
 
2010-01-23 02:07:33 PM
LesserEvil: vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

Are we sure these were humans he was finger banging?


We traveled half a million light years to bring you humans peace and unimaginable technical riches.

And Andy Dick finger-banged us.


4.bp.blogspot.com

We are so out of here.
 
2010-01-23 02:15:00 PM
Man, he sounds like a real DICK!
 
2010-01-23 02:15:17 PM
Last One Left: Having fun, evidently.

[(andy x dick) + etOH]W.Va/police= fun
 
2010-01-23 02:15:51 PM
Hai guyz! Is this the thread where I can brag about living in NY, where I can get sushi at 3am in the restaurant right below my broom closet? Huh? Huh? Huh?
 
2010-01-23 02:21:02 PM
Actually, it happened in Huntington, which is a real city. College town. Multiple gay bars. Jews. Catholics. Wogs. Hardly Deliverance territory. Omigod, did I just defend West Virginia?
 
2010-01-23 02:23:03 PM
radioman_: Actually, it happened in Huntington, which is a real city. College town. Multiple gay bars. Jews. Catholics. Wogs. Hardly Deliverance territory. Omigod, did I just defend West Virginia?

Wogs?
 
2010-01-23 02:25:29 PM
"You West Virginians want to get rid of your reputation? Then do something positive to get rid of it! Spouting off every time someone insults your backwoods state is not the way to do it."

Nah, I went through the south in the 70s and 80s and banged everything I could, ESPECIALLY in Florida...son.
Besides, the alternative is just letting you dumb bastards run your mouths unopposed. If you don't like the way the site is moderated, take it up with administration.
 
2010-01-23 02:25:39 PM
Andy Dick is.
 
2010-01-23 02:30:54 PM
Kurmudgeon: Nah, I went through the south in the 70s and 80s and banged everything I could, ESPECIALLY in Florida...son.

So a lot of goats have your eyes today?
 
2010-01-23 02:32:02 PM
guy who knows him was saying because of the cache from The Ben Stiller Show, NewsRadio etc. he'll always get a pilot deal no matter what he does...

Friend-Of-Fark April Winchell's surreal run-in with him the LAST time Andy Dick was arrested for felony sex charges;
Link (new window)
 
2010-01-23 02:33:16 PM
MrLint: Andy Dick is.

Is what?

/dense
 
2010-01-23 02:36:00 PM
DaSnipah: Hai guyz! Is this the thread where I can brag about living in NY

No, but wait for it. Someday New York could be a cool and edgy place like in Taxi Driver again. But right now it's just Bloomberg's Disneyland Lite.

Also, I'm told it's great if you love the cawk.
 
2010-01-23 02:37:36 PM
jst3p:
Perhaps people wouldn't mock WV if the people of WV didn't make it so easy?

Get over it.


THIS.

/Is Keith Brooking from WV by chance?
//Where's that map showing how the fatty tea party donkerschnokels in all the red states receive most federal tax dollars?
 
2010-01-23 02:41:18 PM
In WV they do retell the inbred jokes about Kentucky, mostly because they really are the creepy inbred ones.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=blue+people+of+kentucky

Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.
 
2010-01-23 02:45:33 PM
Should have stuck with EMH mk.1
 
2010-01-23 02:48:03 PM
xuhuang1: In WV they do retell the inbred jokes about Kentucky, mostly because they really are the creepy inbred ones.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=blue+people+of+kentucky

Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.


Blue moon of Kentucky, keep on shining
Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue
Blue people of kentucky keep on shining...
 
2010-01-23 02:49:04 PM
The farktard was never funny, and hearing the stories about him and Phil Hartman makes me hate him even more.

If I saw Andy Dick go anywhere near me, I'd punch him without hesitation.
 
2010-01-23 02:50:06 PM
xuhuang1: In WV they do retell the inbred jokes about Kentucky, mostly because they really are the creepy inbred ones.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=blue+people+of+kentucky

Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.


You can in Wisconsin too, as long as you can prove that you are unable to spawn crotchfruit.
 
2010-01-23 02:51:57 PM
jst3p: rico567: oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).
For that, he's earned my scorn & loathing.
JAIL HIM AND LET THE PRISON YARD SORT HIM OUT!

Your reason is irrelevant. He didn't pull the trigger. And I don't care whether Hartman's spouse was on drugs when she pulled the trigger- she knew what she was doing when she got addicted. Just like DUI.

/Game, set, and match.
//Miss Phil Hartman, too.

I was going to make a counter argument but apparently you "won" because you said "Game, set, and match".

Oh wait, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY YOU FARKTARD.

Someone else has to say it, agreeing with yourself makes you an idiot.


My first thought too jst3p
 
2010-01-23 02:59:01 PM
A fine line I once heard delivered or a roast Andy Dick was at:

Most celebrities get drunk and ram into a pole.
Andy Dick gets drunk and has a pole rammed into him.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2010-01-23 03:05:23 PM
Fano:
Hey Andy Dick, we've already got a better entertainer than you


Ah hell, Mamie's the one you want to party with
 
2010-01-23 03:10:47 PM
Mykeru: TheShavingofOccam123: Mykeru: What farking hot chicks in West Virginia may look like.

I especially like what looks like a variable choke short-barreled shotgun behind the couch.

That's hawt!

You poor fool: The real weapon there is The Gunt.


I thought she was just smuggling biscuits and gravy.
 
2010-01-23 03:11:19 PM
Attention all butt-hurt provincial hillbillies: come to thread 4963275 to demonstrate your persecution complex.
 
2010-01-23 03:13:29 PM
He also said he was with Dick early Saturday morning

So was my wife.
 
2010-01-23 03:21:48 PM
Smeggy Smurf: Fano:
Hey Andy Dick, we've already got a better entertainer than you

Ah hell, Mamie's the one you want to party with


That's true as she is wild and crazy and can't be stopped.
 
2010-01-23 03:29:52 PM
Wow, there is A LOT of hate for Andy Dick in this thread.

That makes me happy.
 
2010-01-23 03:42:48 PM
I've always believed that the guy's name was 180 degrees off. It shouldn't be "Andy Dick", it should be "Andy Ass".

/ this just confirms it
 
2010-01-23 03:47:17 PM
xuhuang1: Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.

New York too.
 
2010-01-23 03:50:06 PM
You're welcome, America.


Signed,
West Virginia
 
2010-01-23 04:02:50 PM
Isn't it shocking and a bit disturbing all the things this guy does in order to generate free publicity? I mean, all these arrests he's had over the past 10-15 years are just publicity stunts, aren't they?

Oh, so this guy really is a d--k.
 
2010-01-23 04:07:49 PM
Superjew: oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to hate this piece of worthless shiat any more, but here we are.


he's a waste of skin
 
2010-01-23 04:27:17 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


Lighten up Francis.

Stereotypes exist, for better or worse, for a reason. I remember when West Virginia passed a law regarding the legality of eating roadkill. The fact that the state legislature felt it necessary to address this issue says volumes about the stereotype.

I live in the peoples republic of new jersey. The "Jersey Shore" people and spray tan orange slimeballs are far from representative of NJ as a whole, but thats one of the stereotypes, and for a reason. Instead of getting all upset about it you need to embrace it. Realize the stereotype exists for a reason, and laugh at them with everyone else. You'll live longer and save a ton of money on the meds.

And my answer to the headline would be "his cousin, Ned Beatty Jr.".
 
2010-01-23 04:32:25 PM
I think this one is easy to solve. Andy Dick is not hard to spot, he is not subtle and is usually wasted on something.

Everyone! If you are near Andy Dick, within touching distance, you might get groped! Stand back from Andy Dick, especially if he seems "animated".

If you do get groped by Andy Dick at this point, it is your own fault. You were asking for it, you slut.

/yes, Andy considers many men to also count as sluts
 
2010-01-23 04:38:07 PM
The more I see Andy Dick self destructing and being an all around assface, the more I wish that Jon Lovitz had finished the job. Okay maybe not that far, but enough to make Dick stop being a dick so to say. Though I'm sure some fellas in prison will love Dick's "purty mouth".

/Andy Dick's face is ipecac for the soul
//And I'm sure he reeks of herpes, scotch, and used diaper
 
2010-01-23 04:43:46 PM
duckpoopy: Attention all butt-hurt provincial hillbillies: come to thread 4963275 to demonstrate your persecution complex.

I really only see a couple of people biatching. There's plenty of us sitting back and drinking it in.
 
2010-01-23 04:50:01 PM
FTFA

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners

Dick likes dick
 
2010-01-23 04:51:19 PM
DrHST: duckpoopy: Attention all butt-hurt provincial hillbillies: come to thread 4963275 to demonstrate your persecution complex.

I really only see a couple of people biatching. There's plenty of us sitting back and drinking it in.


Hell, I even contributed some jokes.

/Jesco lived in the county over
 
2010-01-23 04:55:14 PM
Dick sucks
 
2010-01-23 04:56:30 PM
xuhuang1: Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.

mmm...no, no you can't. But you can in New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and California. Thanks for displaying your ignorance, though.

Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)
 
2010-01-23 04:59:32 PM
Zygar: FTFA

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners

Dick likes dick


Ah...thanks. First time I read it, I was without coffee.
 
2010-01-23 05:02:52 PM
Currently, like all of us who were born there, trying to get the hell out.
 
2010-01-23 05:31:19 PM
I rather like the fact that WV has the reputation it does. It keeps all the douchebags out who want to put 29 houses on an acre and build a goddamn 7-11 on every corner. I like my 50 acres in the middle of nowhere with the grocery store out the back (also known as deer and the garden). My bachelor's in geology most likely cost a lot less than your degree in underwater basketweaving from Shmuck U. I pay low, low taxes.

Oh, and not sure if it's still true, but at one time Shepherdstown, WV, had the highest percentage of homosexuals in the country. Not population-wise, but a higher ratio of gays/straights than even San Francisco. Not exactly a bragging point, but understandable that Dick was cruising for dick in WV.
 
2010-01-23 05:42:12 PM
vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

This story says it's a man, baby. (new window)

He just sounds like a dickhead, drugs or alcohol not to blame.
 
2010-01-23 05:45:05 PM
ScubaDude1960: This is FARK. Even if you're from the north and move to the south (like I did) you're automatically transformed into a mullet-head illiterate with rebel flag mudflaps on your truck.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that characterization has more to do with the fact that you are on record saying that the Civil Rights Act destroyed the Constitution than anything to do with the South.
 
2010-01-23 05:55:22 PM
Why hasn't he died yet?
 
2010-01-23 05:55:46 PM
Cocked up and gay is no way of going thru life.
 
2010-01-23 05:55:55 PM
tallen702: Keep out of Logan, Boone, McDowell, and Mingo counties and you're probably going to have a nice time with a lot of great people.

HEY! Nothin' wrong with Boone County, now. Mingo and Logan, OTOH...

Wasilla Hillbilly: Sure these jokes are tired and cliched, but reacting with defensive anger is just asking for more.

This. I grew up in WV, though I haven't lived there for more than 30 years. I usually just roll with the jokes, but sometimes I'll try and push them to come up with something original.

"What a waste of an opportunity. You have THIS in front of you, and all you can think of is 'Big Nose'?!"

img43.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-23 06:35:31 PM
Quote of the day goes to: "Spence set a Feb. 2 preliminary hearing for the 44-year-old Dick."

That is all...
 
2010-01-23 06:37:34 PM
Zygar: Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rump Runners

FTFY
 
2010-01-23 06:38:17 PM
BalugaJoe: Cocked up and gay is no way of going thru life.

Sounds like me 1982 through 1987.
 
2010-01-23 06:38:30 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


Judging from the picture in your profile, I've come to the conclusion that people from West Virginia are big, fat liars.

/Scrap off some of that makeup and get a nose job and maybe, MAYBE.
 
2010-01-23 06:40:10 PM
Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.

Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.

Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.

Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.
 
2010-01-23 06:44:06 PM
vabeard: BalugaJoe: Cocked up and gay is no way of going thru life.

Sounds like me 1982 through 1987.


well, coked up.
 
2010-01-23 06:45:20 PM
d000fus: Judging from the picture in your profile, I've come to the conclusion that people from West Virginia are big, fat liars.

/Scrap off some of that makeup and get a nose job and maybe, MAYBE.


That's Sara Evans you d000fus...
 
2010-01-23 07:03:25 PM
He's obviously a sexual predator. Lock him up for good.

It's hysterical to think that Jon Lovitz beat the shiat out of him at one point..

/dr drew can't bail you out of this one prick
 
2010-01-23 07:08:22 PM
consciousNOT: Is this guy ever going to OD?

it'll never happen...he gets regular blood transfusions from Artie Lange and Kieth Richards.
 
2010-01-23 07:09:50 PM
There is no justice:

I lost a wonderful friend who struggled all her life to be a working screenwriter.Heart of gold, extremely graceful and amenable in every way;played by the rules.
She was taken out by leukemia.6 months.

9/11-thousands of innocents die horrible deaths by a stroke of fate

Haiti - millions who were already struggling against the odds face a truely catastrophic disaster. Patients are crushed to death when their hospital collaspses around them.

Andy Dick is not only guilty of being accessory to the murder of a guy with exponentially more talent and heart, he's also an inscrupulous coward and talentless hack who apparently gets his kicks off ruining the lives he comes in contact with, and he lives to walk the streets a free man!?

If Jon Lovitz had gone farther, I'm sure he would have been given a medal.
 
2010-01-23 07:15:39 PM
Throw him away, oh, put a nickle with him...
 
2010-01-23 07:16:58 PM
cryinoutloud: vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

This story says it's a man, baby. (new window)

He just sounds like a dickhead, drugs or alcohol not to blame.


WTF? Why didn't the bouncer beat the crap out of him?
 
2010-01-23 07:18:11 PM
Unhip1: There is no justice:

I lost a wonderful friend who struggled all her life to be a working screenwriter.Heart of gold, extremely graceful and amenable in every way;played by the rules.
She was taken out by leukemia.6 months.

9/11-thousands of innocents die horrible deaths by a stroke of fate

Haiti - millions who were already struggling against the odds face a truely catastrophic disaster. Patients are crushed to death when their hospital collaspses around them.

Andy Dick is not only guilty of being accessory to the murder of a guy with exponentially more talent and heart, he's also an inscrupulous coward and talentless hack who apparently gets his kicks off ruining the lives he comes in contact with, and he lives to walk the streets a free man!?

If Jon Lovitz had gone farther, I'm sure he would have been given a medal.


He's still on probation for a previous sex crime and he didn't commit his crime in a place where the rules are different for "famous" people. There's no farking way he's walking from this one.
 
2010-01-23 07:34:47 PM
consciousNOT: Is this guy ever going to OD?

If you use MJ as the acid test, then many more crotches and fake tits are in grave danger.
 
2010-01-23 07:39:35 PM
Firebug:
He's still on probation for a previous sex crime and he didn't commit his crime in a place where the rules are different for "famous" people. There's no farking way he's walking from this one.


If this is a state crime he will walk. If the FBI don't get involved you can always buy your way out.
 
2010-01-23 07:46:31 PM
moralpanic: cryinoutloud: vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

This story says it's a man, baby. (new window)

He just sounds like a dickhead, drugs or alcohol not to blame.

WTF? Why didn't the bouncer beat the crap out of him?


Would you touch him?
 
2010-01-23 08:19:09 PM
Well, he's out on bail so, guys, cover your crotches.
 
2010-01-23 08:35:04 PM
The irritating thing, to me, is that this douchenozzle still gets attention, and gets next to no negative reinforcement for his actions.

This is way it is in Hollywood: it's an entirely different set of rules and laws that are applied to these douchebags (like Paris, Lindsey, etc.) than are applied to the "rest" of us.

One of these days, Alice, one of these days....BAM.

Guillotine, baby. I hope I live to see it.
 
2010-01-23 08:41:52 PM
kd7nnv.net
"I'd have to get done for chicken molesing to give this family a bad name." - Rodney Trotter
 
2010-01-23 09:08:56 PM
Johann65: xuhuang1: Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.

mmm...no, no you can't. But you can in New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and California. Thanks for displaying your ignorance, though.

Link (new window)
Link (new window)
Link (new window)


Oops, I was wrong off the top of my head about Kentucky, I may have been thinking of Tennessee. I was still correct about Virginia. So, if you're going to cite something you could at least read it first. Thanks for displaying your own idiocy.
 
2010-01-23 09:29:35 PM
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


Better looking women? Any that are NOT your sister?

/had to be said
//saying you're a rich man in West Virginia is like saying you've got a big dick in Japan
///My family's from Kentucky so I ain't got shiat to say
 
2010-01-23 09:47:52 PM
did someone already mention
ATHF - HandBanana?
 
2010-01-23 09:52:38 PM
i48.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-23 10:00:11 PM
Andy Dick amuses me
 
2010-01-23 10:06:43 PM
HaywoodJablonski: Andy Dick amuses me

looks like we found Andy Dick's fark handle
 
2010-01-23 10:26:57 PM
tweek46420: HaywoodJablonski: Andy Dick amuses me

looks like we found Andy Dick's fark handle


Come here, and let me molest you
 
2010-01-23 10:28:30 PM
I for one am a West Virginian who does not get incensed at childish, inane, stereotypical comments by jackoffs who have never even been here. Let them perpetuate the myth- helps keep the riffraff out.
 
2010-01-23 10:34:42 PM
"He's giving AIDS back to the monkeys"
 
2010-01-23 10:47:05 PM
doninwv: I for one am a West Virginian who does not get incensed at childish, inane, stereotypical comments by jackoffs who have never even been here. Let them perpetuate the myth- helps keep the riffraff out, and the fat, ugly, snaggletoothed incestuous trailer trash in.
 
2010-01-23 11:04:54 PM
Subby: leaving many to wonder, what the hell was he doing in West Virginia?

Banging his cousin?
 
2010-01-23 11:24:39 PM
I have to admit that I wasn't a real fan of Jon Lovitz until I heard Dennis Miller tell the story of Jon beating the crap out of andy dick. Now he is my hero.
 
2010-01-23 11:25:05 PM
WhotheWhatNow 2010-01-23 02:03:09 PM
jpo2269: Q: What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moose Head is a beer, in West Viginia it is a crime....

I have no doubt that whatever Andy was doing, it involved antlers

so giving a beej to a moose in VA is a-ok, then?


Sorry, the Commonwealth of Virginia will not be very supportive of your "hobby."
 
2010-01-24 01:43:13 AM
HaywoodJablonski: tweek46420: HaywoodJablonski: Andy Dick amuses me

looks like we found Andy Dick's fark handle

Come here, and let me molest you


you'd have to sponsor me 1st
 
2010-01-24 02:47:42 AM
I never like that farking guy.
 
2010-01-24 03:05:43 AM
Do you think maybe we should cut the guy some slack? I mean, after all, he's been a Dick since he was born. Why should we expect him to act any different?
 
2010-01-24 04:58:24 AM
This guy needs to come to FL and grope my tits. That way I'll have an exscuse to mace the fark out of him and then zap him with my stun gun a few dozen times.

/Never leave home without them!
 
2010-01-24 06:29:22 AM
He fixed the cable?
 
2010-01-24 06:43:14 AM
Freezingprocess: Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.[x4]

That would set a bad precedent. Then we'd have to put away Al Jorgensen for the bad business with that Shannon Hoon doofus and I can't countenance that.
 
2010-01-24 10:18:10 AM
Dear Andy, Please go away....far away
 
2010-01-24 10:56:58 AM
Lollerwaffle: This guy needs to come to FL and grope my tits. That way I'll have an exscuse to mace the fark out of him and then zap him with my stun gun a few dozen times.

/Never leave home without them!


*checks profile*

Hmmm... might be worth it.
 
2010-01-24 10:59:36 AM
HaywoodJablonski: Handy Andy Dick amuses me

FTFY
 
2010-01-24 01:26:07 PM
From the article:Dick has appeared in various movies, starred in MTV's The Andy Dick Show for two years earlier this decade and recently appeared on VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" spin-off "Sober House."

Earlier this decade?? This decade is 24 days old. They must have simply updated an old "Andy Dick + Sexual Assault" story and forgot to change that part.
 
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