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(Some Guy)   Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia on two felony counts of sexual abuse, leaving many to wonder, what the hell was he doing in West Virginia?   (herald-dispatch.com) divider line 194
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2010-01-23 05:55:46 PM  
Cocked up and gay is no way of going thru life.
 
2010-01-23 05:55:55 PM  
tallen702: Keep out of Logan, Boone, McDowell, and Mingo counties and you're probably going to have a nice time with a lot of great people.

HEY! Nothin' wrong with Boone County, now. Mingo and Logan, OTOH...

Wasilla Hillbilly: Sure these jokes are tired and cliched, but reacting with defensive anger is just asking for more.

This. I grew up in WV, though I haven't lived there for more than 30 years. I usually just roll with the jokes, but sometimes I'll try and push them to come up with something original.

"What a waste of an opportunity. You have THIS in front of you, and all you can think of is 'Big Nose'?!"

img43.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-23 06:35:31 PM  
Quote of the day goes to: "Spence set a Feb. 2 preliminary hearing for the 44-year-old Dick."

That is all...
 
2010-01-23 06:37:34 PM  
Zygar: Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rump Runners

FTFY
 
2010-01-23 06:38:17 PM  
BalugaJoe: Cocked up and gay is no way of going thru life.

Sounds like me 1982 through 1987.
 
2010-01-23 06:38:30 PM  
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


Judging from the picture in your profile, I've come to the conclusion that people from West Virginia are big, fat liars.

/Scrap off some of that makeup and get a nose job and maybe, MAYBE.
 
2010-01-23 06:40:10 PM  
Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.

Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.

Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.

Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.
 
2010-01-23 06:44:06 PM  
vabeard: BalugaJoe: Cocked up and gay is no way of going thru life.

Sounds like me 1982 through 1987.


well, coked up.
 
2010-01-23 06:45:20 PM  
d000fus: Judging from the picture in your profile, I've come to the conclusion that people from West Virginia are big, fat liars.

/Scrap off some of that makeup and get a nose job and maybe, MAYBE.


That's Sara Evans you d000fus...
 
2010-01-23 07:03:25 PM  
He's obviously a sexual predator. Lock him up for good.

It's hysterical to think that Jon Lovitz beat the shiat out of him at one point..

/dr drew can't bail you out of this one prick
 
2010-01-23 07:08:22 PM  
consciousNOT: Is this guy ever going to OD?

it'll never happen...he gets regular blood transfusions from Artie Lange and Kieth Richards.
 
2010-01-23 07:09:50 PM  
There is no justice:

I lost a wonderful friend who struggled all her life to be a working screenwriter.Heart of gold, extremely graceful and amenable in every way;played by the rules.
She was taken out by leukemia.6 months.

9/11-thousands of innocents die horrible deaths by a stroke of fate

Haiti - millions who were already struggling against the odds face a truely catastrophic disaster. Patients are crushed to death when their hospital collaspses around them.

Andy Dick is not only guilty of being accessory to the murder of a guy with exponentially more talent and heart, he's also an inscrupulous coward and talentless hack who apparently gets his kicks off ruining the lives he comes in contact with, and he lives to walk the streets a free man!?

If Jon Lovitz had gone farther, I'm sure he would have been given a medal.
 
2010-01-23 07:15:39 PM  
Throw him away, oh, put a nickle with him...
 
2010-01-23 07:16:58 PM  
cryinoutloud: vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

This story says it's a man, baby. (new window)

He just sounds like a dickhead, drugs or alcohol not to blame.


WTF? Why didn't the bouncer beat the crap out of him?
 
2010-01-23 07:18:11 PM  
Unhip1: There is no justice:

I lost a wonderful friend who struggled all her life to be a working screenwriter.Heart of gold, extremely graceful and amenable in every way;played by the rules.
She was taken out by leukemia.6 months.

9/11-thousands of innocents die horrible deaths by a stroke of fate

Haiti - millions who were already struggling against the odds face a truely catastrophic disaster. Patients are crushed to death when their hospital collaspses around them.

Andy Dick is not only guilty of being accessory to the murder of a guy with exponentially more talent and heart, he's also an inscrupulous coward and talentless hack who apparently gets his kicks off ruining the lives he comes in contact with, and he lives to walk the streets a free man!?

If Jon Lovitz had gone farther, I'm sure he would have been given a medal.


He's still on probation for a previous sex crime and he didn't commit his crime in a place where the rules are different for "famous" people. There's no farking way he's walking from this one.
 
2010-01-23 07:34:47 PM  
consciousNOT: Is this guy ever going to OD?

If you use MJ as the acid test, then many more crotches and fake tits are in grave danger.
 
2010-01-23 07:39:35 PM  
Firebug:
He's still on probation for a previous sex crime and he didn't commit his crime in a place where the rules are different for "famous" people. There's no farking way he's walking from this one.


If this is a state crime he will walk. If the FBI don't get involved you can always buy your way out.
 
2010-01-23 07:46:31 PM  
moralpanic: cryinoutloud: vabeard: I can't find the gender of his victims. Are we sure these were females he was fingerbanging?

This story says it's a man, baby. (new window)

He just sounds like a dickhead, drugs or alcohol not to blame.

WTF? Why didn't the bouncer beat the crap out of him?


Would you touch him?
 
2010-01-23 08:19:09 PM  
Well, he's out on bail so, guys, cover your crotches.
 
2010-01-23 08:35:04 PM  
The irritating thing, to me, is that this douchenozzle still gets attention, and gets next to no negative reinforcement for his actions.

This is way it is in Hollywood: it's an entirely different set of rules and laws that are applied to these douchebags (like Paris, Lindsey, etc.) than are applied to the "rest" of us.

One of these days, Alice, one of these days....BAM.

Guillotine, baby. I hope I live to see it.
 
2010-01-23 08:41:52 PM  
kd7nnv.net
"I'd have to get done for chicken molesing to give this family a bad name." - Rodney Trotter
 
2010-01-23 09:08:56 PM  
Johann65: xuhuang1: Fun fact: You can marry your first cousin in Kentucky and Virginia.

mmm...no, no you can't. But you can in New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and California. Thanks for displaying your ignorance, though.

Link (new window)
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Oops, I was wrong off the top of my head about Kentucky, I may have been thinking of Tennessee. I was still correct about Virginia. So, if you're going to cite something you could at least read it first. Thanks for displaying your own idiocy.
 
2010-01-23 09:29:35 PM  
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


Better looking women? Any that are NOT your sister?

/had to be said
//saying you're a rich man in West Virginia is like saying you've got a big dick in Japan
///My family's from Kentucky so I ain't got shiat to say
 
2010-01-23 09:47:52 PM  
did someone already mention
ATHF - HandBanana?
 
2010-01-23 09:52:38 PM  
i48.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-23 10:00:11 PM  
Andy Dick amuses me
 
2010-01-23 10:06:43 PM  
HaywoodJablonski: Andy Dick amuses me

looks like we found Andy Dick's fark handle
 
2010-01-23 10:26:57 PM  
tweek46420: HaywoodJablonski: Andy Dick amuses me

looks like we found Andy Dick's fark handle


Come here, and let me molest you
 
2010-01-23 10:28:30 PM  
I for one am a West Virginian who does not get incensed at childish, inane, stereotypical comments by jackoffs who have never even been here. Let them perpetuate the myth- helps keep the riffraff out.
 
2010-01-23 10:34:42 PM  
"He's giving AIDS back to the monkeys"
 
2010-01-23 10:47:05 PM  
doninwv: I for one am a West Virginian who does not get incensed at childish, inane, stereotypical comments by jackoffs who have never even been here. Let them perpetuate the myth- helps keep the riffraff out, and the fat, ugly, snaggletoothed incestuous trailer trash in.
 
2010-01-23 11:04:54 PM  
Subby: leaving many to wonder, what the hell was he doing in West Virginia?

Banging his cousin?
 
2010-01-23 11:24:39 PM  
I have to admit that I wasn't a real fan of Jon Lovitz until I heard Dennis Miller tell the story of Jon beating the crap out of andy dick. Now he is my hero.
 
2010-01-23 11:25:05 PM  
WhotheWhatNow 2010-01-23 02:03:09 PM
jpo2269: Q: What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moose Head is a beer, in West Viginia it is a crime....

I have no doubt that whatever Andy was doing, it involved antlers

so giving a beej to a moose in VA is a-ok, then?


Sorry, the Commonwealth of Virginia will not be very supportive of your "hobby."
 
2010-01-24 01:43:13 AM  
HaywoodJablonski: tweek46420: HaywoodJablonski: Andy Dick amuses me

looks like we found Andy Dick's fark handle

Come here, and let me molest you


you'd have to sponsor me 1st
 
2010-01-24 02:47:42 AM  
I never like that farking guy.
 
2010-01-24 03:05:43 AM  
Do you think maybe we should cut the guy some slack? I mean, after all, he's been a Dick since he was born. Why should we expect him to act any different?
 
2010-01-24 04:58:24 AM  
This guy needs to come to FL and grope my tits. That way I'll have an exscuse to mace the fark out of him and then zap him with my stun gun a few dozen times.

/Never leave home without them!
 
2010-01-24 06:29:22 AM  
He fixed the cable?
 
2010-01-24 06:43:14 AM  
Freezingprocess: Andy Dick killed Phil Hartman and should be in prison.[x4]

That would set a bad precedent. Then we'd have to put away Al Jorgensen for the bad business with that Shannon Hoon doofus and I can't countenance that.
 
2010-01-24 10:18:10 AM  
Dear Andy, Please go away....far away
 
2010-01-24 10:56:58 AM  
Lollerwaffle: This guy needs to come to FL and grope my tits. That way I'll have an exscuse to mace the fark out of him and then zap him with my stun gun a few dozen times.

/Never leave home without them!


*checks profile*

Hmmm... might be worth it.
 
2010-01-24 10:59:36 AM  
HaywoodJablonski: Handy Andy Dick amuses me

FTFY
 
2010-01-24 01:26:07 PM  
From the article:Dick has appeared in various movies, starred in MTV's The Andy Dick Show for two years earlier this decade and recently appeared on VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" spin-off "Sober House."

Earlier this decade?? This decade is 24 days old. They must have simply updated an old "Andy Dick + Sexual Assault" story and forgot to change that part.
 
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