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(Some Guy)   Andy Dick arrested in West Virginia on two felony counts of sexual abuse, leaving many to wonder, what the hell was he doing in West Virginia?   (herald-dispatch.com) divider line 194
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2010-01-23 08:10:59 AM  
Having fun, evidently.
 
2010-01-23 08:17:46 AM  
To think he's got more money than myself. I hope when I'm his age, I have more scratch.
 
2010-01-23 08:22:26 AM  
Squealing like a pig?
 
2010-01-23 09:12:21 AM  
Only two counts? He's losing his touch.
 
2010-01-23 09:27:41 AM  
Is this guy ever going to OD?
 
2010-01-23 10:08:07 AM  
I just had to read the first sentence to realize what he was doing there. That wasn't too terribly hard.
 
2010-01-23 10:08:39 AM  
It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.
 
2010-01-23 10:19:59 AM  
vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.

Good point. It must have been a female pig.
 
2010-01-23 10:25:53 AM  
His brother lives there?
 
2010-01-23 11:18:56 AM  
At the Funny Bone Comedy Club and Restaraunt?

Um, funny stuff Sinbad, seriously your genitalia is HIGH-LAIR-IOUS! But I'm going to have to ask you to point that thing away from my peach cobbler before it goes off.
 
2010-01-23 11:22:27 AM  
This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).
For that, he's earned my scorn & loathing.
JAIL HIM AND LET THE PRISON YARD SORT HIM OUT!
 
2010-01-23 12:09:53 PM  
I hear the banjos in the background
 
2010-01-23 12:32:41 PM  
consciousNOT: Is this guy ever going to OD?

not nearly soon enough
 
2010-01-23 12:47:03 PM  
oldmildog: Only two counts? He's losing his touch.

Two counts because he was self-farking with both hands.
 
2010-01-23 12:48:24 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.

Good point. It must have been a female pig.


It DID happen in West Vagina.
 
2010-01-23 12:48:55 PM  
Andy Dick wasn't worthy of sorting and cataloging Phil Hartman's dingleberries.
 
2010-01-23 12:49:03 PM  
Dick picks sticks to lick hicks
 
2010-01-23 12:49:37 PM  
vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.
 
2010-01-23 12:49:57 PM  
tomWright: Dick picks sticks to lick hicks

+eleventy
 
2010-01-23 12:50:09 PM  
west virginia? must have been a cousin,
 
2010-01-23 12:50:20 PM  
www.writersgallery.com
 
2010-01-23 12:50:43 PM  
Judging by the headline, he obviously had some family there. *rimshot*
 
2010-01-23 12:50:45 PM  
From the WV Regional Jail site...the link will cease to function after he's processed, so good luck with that.
 
2010-01-23 12:51:15 PM  
Apparently, what he was doing was being a Dick.
 
2010-01-23 12:52:11 PM  
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


You mean besides your mom, sisters, half-sisters and cousins?
 
2010-01-23 12:52:39 PM  
He is groping LADIES?????
 
2010-01-23 12:54:17 PM  
LesserEvil...

You owe me a new laptop. Sitting on the throne right now...

+1
 
2010-01-23 12:54:23 PM  
doglover: To think he's got more money than myself. I hope when I'm his age, I have more scratch.

Hello... you will never be his age. He'll get older too. Jeez these people....
 
2010-01-23 12:55:01 PM  
But is the dog he farked ok?
 
2010-01-23 12:58:03 PM  
oldfarthenry: This man was instrumental in the death of Phil Hartman (got his wife back on the blow).

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to hate this piece of worthless shiat any more, but here we are.
 
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2010-01-23 12:58:25 PM  
"Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy."

- Voltaire
 
2010-01-23 12:59:18 PM  
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


It seems that I am one of the few aawreethat there is civilization in WV. Huntington is home of Marshall, there is CHarleston and spent time shopping in Parkersburg. Was it a guy or gal who was the victim?
 
2010-01-23 12:59:29 PM  
"You mean besides your mom, sisters, half-sisters and cousins?"

No, he means YOUR mom, sisters, half-sisters and cousins.
 
2010-01-23 01:00:14 PM  
Apparently the wanker is still on probation from a prior incident.
Watch yer cornhole bud
 
2010-01-23 01:01:14 PM  
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


What happens when you log off of WoW, though?
 
2010-01-23 01:01:34 PM  
Q: What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moose Head is a beer, in West Viginia it is a crime....

I have no doubt that whatever Andy was doing, it involved antlers
 
2010-01-23 01:01:57 PM  
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


You're clearly getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2010-01-23 01:05:13 PM  
He was in Huntington, West Virginia which is the second largest city in that state.

Andy Dick should respect women more often.
 
2010-01-23 01:05:58 PM  
And in 1999, Dick was arrested for possession of cocaine and marijuana following an arrest for driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood.

True story: the company I worked for in 1999 was at CES, with a big display. One of our junior marketing people really, really was into Beck, and he had a show that night. So our CEO took her along to the show, and convinced the security at the show that he was actually Dave Mathew's manager (there are reasons this was possible above the fact that our CEO was a hell of a good liar I won't go into because it would help identify that company), and got backstage passes for himself and said young marketing weasel. While backstage, they ran into Andy Dick and some minor rapper dude whose name I've forgotten. Andy apparently wanted to get into the music business, and locked onto our CEO.

After the show was over, they all just hopped into a limo that happened to be outside, and convinced the driver to take them to a bar. Much drinking ensued, with Andy begging our CEO for a chance to get into the music business. Fed up, our CEO said ok Andy, give us an audition, stand up and sing Kumbaya. Which Andy did, apparently with great and horrifying enthusiasm. At the end, CEO said, nah, you suck, sorry.

Andy got mad, left in a huff, and wrapped his car around a tree in LA with plenty of drugs in the car. Let's say our CEO kept himself out of sight until CES was over and we headed home.
 
2010-01-23 01:06:40 PM  
My daughter met him last year in NC.
Not getting a kick, etc.
 
2010-01-23 01:06:49 PM  
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2010-01-23 01:07:53 PM  
He did the same thing a few years agi in California. Didn't learn I guess.
 
2010-01-23 01:07:58 PM  
Everyone from West Virginia always tries to defend it when something happens there. I lived there for 15 years and could not wait to get the hell out. There are some nice people there but it DOES have more than its share of inbred crazy rednecks.

I know there is a Florida tag here on Fark for good reason. Living in Florida I know it is a well-earned tag. If you pay attention to West Virginia news, there would soon be a West Virginia tag.

You West Virginians want to get rid of your reputation? Then do something positive to get rid of it! Spouting off every time someone insults your backwoods state is not the way to do it.
 
2010-01-23 01:08:12 PM  
I'd hate to be the guy in a WV prison with the name "Dick".
 
2010-01-23 01:08:23 PM  
Can they please lock this asshole up already.
 
2010-01-23 01:08:32 PM  
jmr61: And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

Except that the West Virginia definition of "rich" and "woman" varies greatly with the rest of the country.
 
2010-01-23 01:09:02 PM  
Who?
 
2010-01-23 01:10:20 PM  
Let Andy Dick forever remain in our collective conscious as the archetype for 'Celebrity Creep.'
 
2010-01-23 01:10:23 PM  
How the hell can groping be pleasurable in any way? I can see if you're petting, but just to randomly grope a woman?

Hopefully this time he'll actually do some time.
 
2010-01-23 01:10:27 PM  
jmr61: vygramul: It is horrifying to attempt to imagine what kind of abominations Andy Dick is into when the guys from Deliverance are the ones filing the charges.


Deliverance was set and shot in GEORGIA shiat for brains.

And yes, I am from WEST VIRGINIA and I guarantee I'm smarter and richer than you. And fark better looking women.

So there.


I am from West Virginia and have better teeth than anyone here.
 
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